Greenery Reverses The Madness

One hundred and seven Ye Yifeng can't do it?

Lyon almost failed to make a threatening attack at the last moment and ushered in the end of the game.

Monaco beat Lyon 3:2 away!

Ranieri grimly shook hands with Gard after the game.

I'm really annoyed by Lyon's barbaric performance!

Just as Ye Yifeng was about to walk into the player tunnel, James Rodriguez reminded him that he could take away the game ball as a souvenir.

If it wasn't for some discomfort in his shoulder, Ye Yifeng probably wouldn't have forgotten about it.

Hastily walked back to the court to shake hands with the referee team and took away the game ball.

The atmosphere in the locker room was pleasant, and Ye Yifeng felt more comfortable when the team doctor helped him move his shoulders professionally.

The team doctor thought that he might have suffered a minor contusion, and the reaction was a bit large due to touching the joint.

If it is a joint dislocation, then the situation will be very serious, and now the movement is absolutely limited.

Ye Yifeng felt relieved for the time being, if he went back to rest for a night and didn't get better tomorrow, he would go for a film.

When he got out of the shower, he found the game ball sitting on the stool in front of the closet he was using.

Some teammates have already signed on it, and someone even drew a smiling face.

James Rodriguez came over and hugged Ye Yifeng and took a selfie of the two with his mobile phone.

Then he posted a new update on social media.

My brother can do anything but bear children.

 …

Ye Yifeng suffered from insomnia.

Although the pain in his shoulder was relieved, it still hurt when he was under pressure, which made him a little uncomfortable even when he was lying flat on the bed.

Tang Mo got up and put on his pajamas and leaned against the head of the bed, letting him lie on his side on the bed with his head resting on her lap, she covered him with a quilt, and gently massaged his shoulders slowly and gently with both hands under the quilt.

Ye Yifeng, who was covered by the quilt with only his head exposed and resting on Tang Mo's thigh outside, smelled the fragrance of her body. His right arm, which was fine, was pressed down by himself and could not move. Just as his left arm moved, Tang Mo immediately stopped it .

Don't use your brain!

Ye Yifeng curled his lips, really distracted.

Tang Mo knew that he probably couldn't sleep now, so he simply sent him a new script.

Darling, if you are injured, you should rest well. The agents who are chasing us will find you here tomorrow, and we have to leave tomorrow morning.

Ye Yifeng rolled his eyes.

Oh, a desperate mandarin duck?

How to solve this problem?

I don't know how long it took Ye Yifeng to fall asleep in a daze.

Until he woke up the next day, Tang Mo hardly changed his position, he just put an extra pillow on the back of his waist.

 …

Monaco won and so did Paris Saint-Germain.

The French media focused on Monaco's victory over Lyon in the away game. At the same time, Ye Yifeng's lore goal in the game was also continuously broadcast by the sports station in the commercial period!

Paris Saint-Germain resumed training after the afternoon game.

Although Paris Saint-Germain is only 1 point ahead of Monaco, the team as a whole does not seem to feel the pressure. There are still 9 rounds in the league. They believe that Paris Saint-Germain will win the league championship trophy at the end of the season.

If there is another result, then it must be: Paris Saint-Germain wins the championship early!

Therefore, even when their players talked about Ye Yifeng, who made headlines, their tone was relaxed, with a strong sense of ridicule.

The French media will compare Ye Yifeng and Ibrahimovic's similar goals in Ajax ten years ago.

The Brazilian full-back Maxwell, who used to be teammates with Ibrahimovic in Ajax, Inter Milan, and Barcelona, ​​​​and is now a teammate in Paris Saint-Germain, smiled at Ibrahimovic during the training break: It seems that the kid in Monaco Secretly imitating you, first the scorpion swayed its tail, and then several people in a row, hehe, maybe he will ask you for the jersey next time.

Ibrahimovic said disdainfully: Hmph, it's all left over from my playing.

Maxwell chuckled.

He is really incredible, after all, he is only 21 years old.

After saying that, Maxwell ran to train again.

Ibrahimovic just took a step, but his face showed a thoughtful look.

Even though he was 2 goals behind Ye Yifeng in the scorer list, he didn't take it seriously.

He is confident of completing the overtake at the end of the season.

It doesn't matter if you can't overtake.

As the main center of the Ligue 1 flagship, he has to fight on multiple fronts after all.

Playing for different teams means facing different situations and competitions.

Just like Aubameyang was the second top scorer last season, Paris Saint-Germain's left winger Lavezzi only scored 3 goals in the league.

But Paris Saint-Germain looked at Aubameyang going to Dortmund and didn't mind. The reason is that the role is different, and the competition, intensity, and situation of the game are different.

More than 80% of Aubameyang's counterattacks took advantage of his speed to score, and Saint-Etienne has the confidence to fight against counterattacks.

Paris Saint-Germain fights tough battles every day. How can there be so much space for players to take advantage of their speed?

Otherwise, Mene wouldn't have cooled off so quickly in the Parc des Princes.

Therefore, the number of goals cannot fully measure the positioning and true value of a striker.

Some forwards can only survive in the middle and lower teams. Even if they score well, they can be beaten back to their original form when they are placed in a strong team.

Every year in European football, the forwards bought by some giants and strong teams from small teams become parallel imports. There will be problems of incompatibility of the teams, but there are also factors of lack of ability of the players themselves.

Ibrahimovic just suddenly thought of Maxwell's words.

Ye Yifeng, 21 years old.

When he was at Ajax ten years ago, he was 22.

 …

Ye Yifeng's shoulder injury improved, but the training could not be carried out. Ranieri let him rest for three days. In addition to receiving physical therapy at the club every day, Benetti gave him tactical lessons.

If you were a coach from another country, I'm afraid it wouldn't be too much.

But the Italian coach can really talk about tactics with you forever!

Ye Yifeng didn't object at all.

After coming to Monaco, his understanding of football and the direction of his own improvement have a new rhythm.

Physical, technique, and tactics need to be improved simultaneously, and they are indispensable.

For several days in a row, when Ye Yifeng returned home at night, Tang Mo would secretly watch him with a smile that was not a smile.

When he looked over, Tang Mo's expression returned to normal and he looked away as if nothing had happened.

On the day before the weekend match day, Ye Yifeng found that Tang Mo was almost holding back his laughter when he was looking at him secretly. Ye Yifeng used his trump card, stuck her on the sofa in the living room, spanked her and tortured her to confess!

Tang Mo then blushed and revealed the truth.

Chinese fans now suspect that Ye Yifeng can't do it!

Not on the field!

It's the reproductive function that doesn't work!

Ye Yifeng saw from the computer that a large number of fans left messages for him on Weibo.

There are so many enthusiastic people.

Drug seller.

As a doctor.

There is psychological comfort.

There are actually recommended small movie websites!

The most recent post on his Weibo is a picture carefully crafted by Tang Mo.

In the picture, Ye Yifeng crossed his arms in front of his face, which is the first part of his celebration after scoring his second goal at the Gerland Stadium. His personal image was added with shadow effects, both Mysterious and visually impactful!

Above his head are three small images of the moment he breaks the goal.

Below is the record of the game time, opponents and scores.

There are also four characters of hat trick!

I have to say that although Tang Mo is not a professional artist, this picture can be used as a promotional poster with a little modification.

There are not many pictures posted on Ye Yifeng's Weibo, but each one can be directly used as desktop background or directly downloaded for collection.

This is not the point.

The focus is on the popular comments below.

I finally understand why Ye Yifeng can be so focused and self-disciplined. Hey, he has no limit to his achievements and puts his energy on football!

Brother, he may be infertile, but it doesn't necessarily mean that he is powerless!

Medical science is so advanced now, Ye Yifeng, don't give up treatment!

What a jealous talent! Why is it so cruel? Why do you want to make him incomplete?

It's a bit crooked! I think he can adopt a child of his own in the future!

Are you fucking in arrears with IQ? He is only 21 years old! If he is diagnosed so early, does he have to have a girlfriend first? Does he have a girlfriend?

Aren't you ignorant? He has a girlfriend. I've seen photos. She's pretty. Oh, what a pity.

Is it her girlfriend who broke the news that he can't have children?

 …

Ye Yifeng's facial muscles trembled slightly, he turned his head to look at Tang Mo who was already puffing out his cheeks and was about to laugh.

Who am I so hostile to? Is this slander? Can I call the police?

Tang Mo nodded quickly and said, Well, you can call the police, so should we call the police in France or in China?

Ye Yifeng was stunned for a moment, and asked back: The French did it? The media?

The Colombians did it!

Columbia...you don't want to tell me?

Well, you guessed it right!

James doesn't seem like a vengeful person. He didn't feel relieved when he accidentally scared him last time.

Actually, he praised you.

Ye Yifeng's eyes widened, and he asked back: Is there anyone who praises people like this? Praising people for infertility? Is it okay to praise people?

Tang Mo operated the webpage a few times with the mouse, and then pointed to the news posted by James Rodriguez on social media, which was several days ago.

My brother can do anything but bear children.

Ye Yifeng watched the news.

Nothing wrong!

But he understood instantly.

The wind blowing from Europe, across continents to China in Asia has changed!

It is indeed such a process.

Originally, a small number of people just copied James Rodriguez's praise of Ye Yifeng, but after the spread, it gradually became incomplete.

First of all, there is no photo of the two in the locker room of the Gerland Stadium.

Lost the context of the game.

Secondly, the first half of the sentence was omitted, and the name of the protagonist Ye Yifeng was added.

It became: Ye Yifeng can't have a child!

How else can I say that Chinese is profound and profound!

Such a simple sentence can definitely be interpreted with multiple meanings!

And the vast majority of people are willing to speculate from the perspective of Ye Yifeng's dysfunction!

Ye Yifeng wanted to cry!

The adult world is too complicated!

I really want to go back to kindergarten.

Kindergarten children must know: Of course men can't have children!

That's Mom's job!

Ye Yifeng looked at Tang Mo, and asked in puzzlement: You just let them talk about me like this? Can't you just defend me?

Tang Mo lowered his head slightly, pouted and said in a low voice: I didn't know it would become such a hot topic... Besides, how can I defend you?

What do you mean it's not a cover-up in the eyes of outsiders?

Seeing is believing, do you want to make a short movie to prove your ability to switch careers as the protagonist?

As she spoke, her face turned red again, even the roots of her ears turned red.

If Ye Yifeng wasn't in a bad mood, he probably couldn't help but hug Tang Mo and take a bite.

What you said seems to make sense, but no one believes what I say, alas, let's ignore it!

In fact, as long as it doesn't affect his business and family, he really has no patience for other things.

But Tang Mo said: It's really okay to leave it alone, these two days my parents have secretly called me to ask me...the original words were to ask me if I was wronged.

If I hadn't explained it, Mom would have asked for a Chinese medicine prescription for you.

Who is the father and who is the mother?

Your father and mother.

Fuck me!

Just a second ago, I was about to put it down and ignore it, but now my mentality is going to explode!

Then what should we do now? Call the police? Let the police follow the network cable to arrest the rumor-mongers?

Tang Mo didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, How is this going to work? I plan to make a simple copy tonight, copy the original text of James, and then ask some domestic media to help publish it on social media, and warn those who are rhythmic.

At the very least, explain the whole story clearly, even if someone takes this matter to a rhythm, it is more just a joke, don't take it seriously.

Ye Yifeng heard that it was a solution.

 …

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