Gourmet: The Reversed Life of the Salted Fish Dad

"Stupid, girls are too fat, no boy will like it!"

Walking out of the living room, Su Feng bent down and pinched his sister's little face.

"Hmph~~~" She pouted, her childish and fleshy cute face was full of arrogance, and snorted:

"Tongtong likes to be fat, fat is good, fat is a little stronger, others dare not bully Tongtong."

Hearing this, Su Feng and Chen Mengyan both looked at each other, not knowing how to communicate with Xiao Tongtong, the fat girl has followed him recently, eating and drinking well every day, obviously gaining a lot of weight.

Little fart children are also beautiful with fat....... Hmph, even in the ancient Tang Dynasty, fat was beautiful, and "fat" definitely refers to plump and fitness.......

"My sister-in-law painted it as if ah, hee-hee~"

The fat girl squatted on the ground, opening her mouth and laughing happily.

Chen Mengyan looked at him:

"I haven't painted for a long time, it's all a little rusty."

Su Feng smiled faintly: "This is a little modest..." Then

, his brows locked, as if he was pondering something... Then he opened his mouth and smiled:

"This sketch painting is really lifelike, vivid, vivid, vivid, Yanyan, your painting skills are too masterful."

Suddenly, she covered her mouth and laughed:

"Cut~ I'm afraid you thought about the words of the boast in your head countless times before you came up with this sentence... Stupid to death.

"In short, it is a good drawing!"

A few idioms of praising people, Su really racked his brains to come up with drops, but he was thick-skinned, absolutely did not admit it, still smiled faintly:

"The painting is really good, not that I deliberately praised, just the level of this sketch painting, even if it is to go to the streets of Times Square to draw a sketch, a painting is less than 50 pieces, we don't do it!"

"Is it that cheap, time-consuming and labor-intensive..."

She bit her pink lip, raised her foot and kicked Su Feng's PP.

Su Feng smiled: "I want to frame this sketch, temporarily in the living room, and then in the living room of our new house!" "

Go out tomorrow and buy a double-sided tape and frame it in the living room.

"Where is it so exaggerated, it is good to collect, you can draw whenever you want."

"Tongtong wants to learn to draw, and sister-in-law teaches Tongtong." She waved her small fist.

Chen Mengyan bent down and touched her sister-in-law's hair, and a smile curved at the corner of her mouth:

"Okay, drawing is very simple, let's start with simple flowers and trees."

Su Feng's mouth twitched.

Boy.

Is it easy to draw flowers and trees?

He feels that the stars and the moon are simple, right?

She packed up the drawing board and tools in her bag, rolled up the sketch paper and handed it to Su Feng.

Su Feng reached out and poked the child's mother's arm, and asked in a tentative whisper:

"Yanyan, would you draw that kind of painting?"

"What painting?"

Her eyebrows flashed with question marks in wonder.

"It's..... The kind of painting without clothes, the kind with color ~ "

are all adults, even if Chen Mengyan is simple, she knows what kind of painting [color painting] in Su Feng's mouth is...

Suddenly, his face turned red into a monkey pp, reached out and pinched the flesh on the man's arm, and his head shook into a rattle.

"No, no, no!"

Su Feng pouted and said

, "A certain girl's face is like a red apple, she must have secretly painted it by someone in general."

"No, I haven't drawn it."

She explained duplicitously.

Even.

Urgent eyes!

A bite hit Su Feng's arm.

"Shhhhh Whew~

" Su Feng's aching facial muscles were twitching slightly, and he wailed:

"Loose mouth, your cherry little lips are used for kissing, kissing drops, not for biting!"

"You care about me, who..... Who told you to say that I paint that kind of painting~"

Su Feng raised his eyebrows lightly.

The child and her mother are actually angry and corrupted?

Did she really paint astringent things? That's why the reaction is so big.

Oh hey, it's really not human..... Child, her mother, really draw astringent things.

As everyone knows, when she was pregnant with Xiaoyue for two months, her best friend Wu Meimei lived in her rental house, she painted the night starry sky alone at night. The girlfriend suggested that she draw a handsome guy without clothes.

She said no, the girlfriend turned out to be ....... Unexpectedly, she skillfully opened a certain website, let her watch the astringent little video, to draw the man's body.

She asked her girlfriend to force her to make a painting.

When the painting was finished, Wu Meimei also secretly rolled up the painting to indicate that she wanted to collect it.

She cursed her girlfriend BT ~

This is a secret hidden in her heart, and she must not let Su Feng know it!

Otherwise, I must have thought she was a bad woman....

"Okay, okay, a certain girl's blush has proven a lot." Su Feng reversed the operation and rolled his eyes at Chen Mengyan.

In the past, it was Chen Mengyan who rolled her eyes at him.

"You bully~"

She stomped her foot.

I was very embarrassed.

"Shh!"

Su Feng stepped forward and pasted his body, his body was attached to Chen Mengyan's body, and said softly:

"It's good to admit it, there is nothing about this kind of thing~"

Some time ago, George sent him an astringent comic, what is XX Takayanagi house?

"I don't admit it." Chen Mengyan thought in her heart, seeing the man so close to herself, she was embarrassed to dodge and take a step back.

The moment he took a step back, he didn't expect that Su Feng stretched out his hand and pulled hard.

Her chest hit Su Feng's chest.

"You..... What to do? Her face, red dripping blood.

Do men want to...

"It's nothing, it's just that you're too beautiful and want to hug you."

"Oh~ just hug, hug~"

She simply closed her eyes, this silly scene suddenly made Su Feng's inner anger directly dissipate...

"Poof, you're going to laugh at me, hug you, why are you closing your eyes, are you shy?" Su Feng's tone was very straight, and he couldn't help but ridicule.

Her little pink fist hammered into Su Feng's chest.

Su Feng reached out and pinched her soft and rosy cheeks.

"This habit is really bad, you have to pinch my face three times a day, Tongtong five times, Xiao Yueyue ten times, how stupid people prefer to pinch other people's faces..."

She saw the man's eyes, constantly glancing at the chest where she forgot to twist the buttons, and suddenly reached out and pushed Su Feng hard: "Tongtong is still there, don't allow it..... Don't make it bad. "

Turned around, lying on the sofa, his little head buried in the pillow.

Tongtong raised her head and looked at Su Feng blankly:

"Brother, do you want to kiss your sister-in-law?"

"What do you know about the fart, go back to the room and sleep." Su Feng smiled, almost forgetting Xiao Tongtong, the smelly girl had just been standing next to him and Chen Mengyan?

"Hee hee ~ Teacher Zhang said that girls can't kiss boys, they can't like it, only two people can get married, and my brother and sister-in-law are not married, so my brother is a big badass."

"Huh?"

Su Feng's eyes widened.

Stoop.

Chao Tongtong pumped slightly hard.

"The little fart still understands this, go back to the room and sleep."