Global Terror Recovery: I Can Strengthen Infinitely!

Damn, Lao Tzu thinks he has a good temper.

But I was almost angry with this kid.

A kind little boy like me, a good young man who takes saving the world as his mission.

You actually… Actually said that Lao Tzu came with robbery?!

Tell me about it, where is Lao Tzu like a robber?

Isn’t it just holding a knife?

Do you know that Lao Tzu will use this knife in the future to save the world?

No, the world has already begun to be saved with this knife.

Li Yanfeng said he was angry.

He just came here to buy some pizza and ask for directions.

And since he came in, he said that he wanted to buy a hundred pizzas, could it be that this kid is deaf?

“Old Tie, is there something wrong with your head? I don’t understand these twenty-four words. I don’t understand, do you need me to explain it to you? Li Yanfeng said speechlessly: “Freedom, democracy, harmony, friendliness, dedication…”

“Big brother, I know these twenty-four words. I understand, now your big brother who robbed is relatively high in education, and he is a knowledgeable robber, big brother, you don’t need to explain. I know, I know those twenty-four words. The salesman said a little devastated:

“Big brother, you better hurry up and take the money away! In our store, that’s really all there is to it. I know that the eldest brother is a quality robber, as long as the money. It doesn’t kill people, does it? ”

“Lao Tie, I see that your brain is really sick. I said these twenty-four words, and you actually think I’m a robber? Li Yanfeng stepped forward and said seriously, “Or say… Do you want to use two thousand dollars to let me start in three years, with the maximum death penalty? No, I see that you kid is quite honest, but how is it a little bad? Lao Tzu said, Lao Tzu is here to buy pizza, your ears are not deaf, right? ”

The movement at the gate has already attracted the attention of many people.

At the beginning, everyone was still scared, after all, a stranger, holding a large knife almost two meters long, broke in, it is estimated that as long as it is a person, it is a little scared.

But in the back, they heard the “robber” actually utter twenty-four words, and they immediately understood that this person was a good citizen.

It’s comrades, it’s good people.

Especially this style of speech, amused!

It seems that this cosplay brother is usually very humorous.

“Start in three years, the maximum death penalty is to understand.”

“I said salesman brother, don’t joke with people. Slander people are robbers, but criminal acts! ”

“It’s just, you look at this cosplay guy, it doesn’t look like a robber, as soon as people come in and say they want a hundred pizzas, you can pour it down.” Immediately open the cash register and send the money to people, people don’t want it, they can’t do it. You said… Why are you so bad? ”

“Wow! A hundred pizzas? Find out. Could this little brother be the rumored king of big stomachs? I’m going, it won’t be a mukbang, right? Appetizer with a hundred pizzas? ”

“Cut to the point, don’t take the topic crookedly. I feel that this salesman has a bad intention, people are clearly here to buy things, and they have to slander him as a robber and send money to people. You said… Is the owner of this pizzeria there? In my opinion, the job of a salesperson is at the end of the job. ”

Soon the atmosphere in the pizza shop was dissolved by everyone’s words, and I said a word, becoming no longer heavy, appearing more cheerful, and even some people began to ridicule Li Yanfeng.

“Lao Tie, the eyes of the masses are snowy, you look at me, I don’t look like a robber at all, you have to slander me as a robber, or else? Do you call the police? Let’s go to the police station and take a note? At that time, let’s take a look again, how is the crime of slander? Li Yanfeng said with a smile.

However, the two-meter-long big knife in his hand is still quite bluffing.

“Big brother, I was wrong. It’s your appearance that is too fierce, and I perceive it wrong. The salesman brother finally reacted at this time and said with a bitter smile.

“Wrong? If you say something wrong, you want to clear your slander against me? Lao Tie, are you a little too Yan Feng? Li Yanfeng said unsparingly: “This is good, I will buy a hundred pizzas, you give me a five-fold discount, and this matter will be settled.” ”

“Big brother, I’m just a part-time worker.” The salesman said with a wry smile.

“No wonder as soon as I come in, you send me money, the emotional money is not yours at all, no wonder you are not distressed.” Li Yanfeng said again.

At this moment, the salesman stopped talking at all.

Because that’s what he thinks, anyway, the money is not his, there is no need to let people hack him to death because they guard other people’s money.

“Six folds!” Li Yanfeng said with a smile.

“Big brother, do you really want to buy a hundred pizzas?” The salesman brother determined the way.

“Yes.” Li Yanfeng nodded.

“Big brother, seven folds… This is my biggest permission. The sales brother said seriously.

“Okay. For your sincerity’s sake, forgive you. Li Yanfeng felt that he was very high.

Unexpectedly, a farce can climb up the pole, and there is a lot of money left.

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