Global Movie Emperor

"Dingling bell...dingling bell...dingling bell..."

"Damn! Who? Turn off the alarm! Isn't it annoying? Turn it off for me early in the morning! I'm sleepy... Lu Er! Lu Er! Look at whose phone, it broke !"

A stinky big foot kicked Lu Ze on the face, almost stuffing Lu Ze’s mouth, which made Lu Ze sleepy and opened his eyes, looked around in confusion, followed the sound and picked up the phone from the ground to turn off. After I dropped the alarm, after the sound disappeared, I really threw it out so far, I put the pillow on my face so as not to be kicked again, and closed my eyes again.

The room fell into silence for a while, and soon slept on top of Lu Ze, who was the culprit who kicked Lu Ze in the face. Comrade Song Guiyuan's snoring sounded again, but within two minutes, there was a sudden knock on the door of the room. The sound of the door woke Zhuang Yu's friends in the photography circle, glanced at his watch, and yelled outside.

"Call the soul at half past five in the morning! Don't knock! Why are you doing so early! Don't knock! You are deaf!"

After yelling, the door fell silent...but after the photographer lay down again, he murmured: "What do I remember...what's the matter today?"

The room is quiet... quiet... and then... I am grass! ! ! I am grass! ! ! I am grass! ! ! !

The big masters all jumped up, except for Song Guiyuan, who slept like a pig, Lu Ze didn’t know if his head was not working after the hangover. He sat down on Song Guiyuan’s belly and almost gave it to him. Lao Song pressed out his intestines, grabbed the half bottle of beer left by the bedside table and poured it on Lao Song's face.

"Ah!!!...Lu Ze! I'm gracious to you, uncle!!!"

.......

Forty minutes later, a group of rough men in big coats rushed out of the room, the sweat of their heads shining brightly under the sun, except for Zhuang Yu, everyone’s heads were like chicken coops. of.

The stylist who knocked on the door just now made a styling for the groom and best man at 5:30, and went out at 5:50. As a result, this group of talents washed up at 6:05! Let alone styling, Lu Ze's hair is still dripping down before the hair has time to blow.

"I said I don't drink so much! Don't drink so much! You must not listen! The more you stop, the harder you are! Still driving! Don't drive! Now you are all drunk driving! Do you dare to touch the steering wheel? Zhuangzi! Get in the car! Get in the car quickly!"

Zhuang Yu broke his voice with a small voice, and the veins in his big neck burst. It is estimated that the blood can be as high as one meter. He slapped his thighs and roared, and hurriedly stuffed the still confused Zhuang Yu into the car. Lu Ze also hurriedly got on a four-by-four G at the back and sighed with his head, not only because of the headache caused by the hangover, but also ashamed.

From the time he was filming "The Leader", he knew that Song Guiyuan said that he couldn't believe it at all! Lao Song is not self-punished for drinking, it is like seeing the wine as seeing his father.

How much did you drink last night? At the dinner, both men and women were counted. Over twenty people drank eight bottles of liquor and ten cases of beer. As a result, twelve men rushed to the bar and gave them all of the 160 bottles of beer and four bottles of Martell. After it was poured, even the best drinkers Song Guiyuan and Lu Ze were drained.

Fortunately, Zhuang Yu didn't drink much in the bar, because he was almost broken during the dinner. When he went to the bar, he drank three or four bottles of beer, but he ate five or six of the fruit plate. The appetite was scary...

"I found you are really a scourge! This is about to catch up with the morning peak. If you arrive at the bride's house at nine o'clock and then go to the banquet venue, the guests will starve to death!"

"You still blame me? Don't you also call it pretty happy? Still beer is boring, like water, I have to drink something exciting, this is exciting! My wife can't give me a skin when I go home? No, you have to accompany me home later... Hey! Dude eat sweets and feel happy."

The two clamored and cursed. When they stopped at the red light, they each showed their smiles and threw wedding candy and smoke into the car next to them. When the green light car went on, they began to scold again until Wang Zhen. The house in which it is located is completely over.

"Mr. Zhuang! Fifteen minutes! Only fifteen minutes! There is a reminder from the venue, all are waiting!"

Planning to keep reminding the time made everyone tensed. Lu Ze looked at the chubby body of the camera. He was struggling to run. He couldn't run while holding him. His brain was hot and he grabbed the camera. On the shoulder, tell the photographer to meet upstairs, and she rushed to the front.

"This kid... still runs so fast, and will vomit again later, buddy, come on?"

Song Guiyuan was not in a hurry. He leaned on the car door and sipped the sunflower seeds. He passed the seeds to the planner with a smile. He suddenly saw the phone call, and shuddered when he saw the caller ID. He hung up the phone and touched his chest. Sighed.

According to custom, those who have been married or divorced are not allowed to be the best man. Of course he is not. He was just playing with him yesterday. Thinking about it, a dozen soy scumbags have given the groom and the best man a lot. ..... If Zhuang Xue knew about this, he would have to sink the swimming pool.

...

The elevator reached the seventh floor. This was the old house before Zhuang Yu. After all, it was a native of the imperial capital. In the imperial capital, he still called a few properties. Lu Ze took the lead out of the elevator and went backwards to take pictures of Zhuang Yu's face. Zhuang Yu slapped the door hurriedly, sweating out of his head. Although he was a little guilty, he still wanted to laugh.

"Boom boom boom! Wife, I'm here to pick you up! Open the door!"

"Who is your wife? We were all anxious when we were late for more than half an hour. We wanted to make it easy for you to enter the door, but now...don't even think about it! Test and test you first! Put you together How did we meet and how we were together? Tell us about the best memories!"

"Sister! Stop making trouble! Time is too rush! It's too late. Open the door quickly!"

The more anxious this side, the more energetic the bridesmaid inside, and kept booing, itch the roots of the male fellows outside. Zhuang Yu no longer sees the elegant temperament, his face is flushed, his lips are pursed, and his brain moves quickly. , Just got ready to chat about his love history with Wang Zhen.

Lu Ze suddenly noticed that the group of people behind the photographers were also coming up. He rolled his eyes and got an idea. He put his index finger on his lips and asked everyone to keep quiet. Then he tiptoed to the elevator door and handed the camera over. After the photographer, he deliberately made the sound of the heel very loud, as if he had just come out of the elevator, took a breath, controlled the false vocal cords, lowered the voice, and made the voice more mature and difficult to make The acquaintance recognized it, and finally opened his mouth with a Beijing accent.

"Hello, I’m Jiaojing from the Jiaojing Brigade in District XX. I originally came to see you getting married and don’t want to disturb your big day. But you are dangerously merged all the way, driving at over 20% speed, and you have been on the sidewalk and circling traffic lights. The driver who drove just now, please cooperate with the investigation and give me the driver's license. Wait a minute... Have you drunk? Such a big smell of alcohol, Xiao Zhao, Xiao Zhao..."

Lu Ze's head twisted like epilepsy, and he kept winking at one of the best men, which made him react, and quickly squeezed his throat to agree.

"Hey! Hey! Captain..."

"What kind of instrument is the alcohol... which instrument? Oh yes, give me the alcohol tester. Let me start with you, Mr. Lu Ze. Please take a breath."

Zhuang Yu's friend was also excited, and he had to control the voice response when he laughed and twitched: "Okay, here is the king team."

In an instant, Lu Ze stood opposite, changed his voice back, and pretended to be a little flustered: "Um... sorry, we had a drink last night, but we really didn't drink this morning, please Mr. JC, We are receiving a kiss here, can you wait for a while?"

Then he stood in the position just now, and even controlled his body movements perfectly. Even the best man and cameraman standing beside him quickly believed, muttering: "This actor can act anywhere... .?"

"I'm sorry, now that the popularization of law has been very clear to the public, everyone knows the dangers of drunk driving, I can't wait until your wedding is over, right? You will still be on the road with alcohol afterwards? Come, blow, if The alcohol breaks down and it’s okay. Come and blow, look, every 100 milligrams of blood, the alcohol concentration is sixty-two, you are drunk driving, come, next one, blow, you are seventy-two, thicker than Mr. Lu, faster I'm drunk, and still dare to drive after drinking so much? Next one, Mr. Zhuang Yu, blow it too.

"Brother Zhuang...? What's the matter? Have you all drunk driving? You... why are you so uneasy! Don't drink on the day of great joy... ."

The door of the room was suddenly opened. Although Zhuang Yu hadn't completely sobered up, he was too adulterous. He immediately reacted. He clasped his hands and pulled the door open, shocking Wang Zhen's girlfriends. .

"Go! Go!"

In an instant, a group of men rushed into the house. A group of women had not figured out what was going on. They were scared and screamed at this scene. Then they were gagged by a red envelope. Although they were still stopped, they had no attitude. So tough.

"Zhuangzi! Flower! Flower! Don't forget the flower!"

A bunch of roses were thrown directly into Zhuang Yu's arms. He didn't hesitate, knelt on one knee, and slid forward a distance, holding a bouquet of flowers to Wang Zhen.

"It's so late, I thought you were not married. Lu Er was the one who acted just now, right? It's just that he can act like this, so bad, it scared me to death. I thought you were really going to get married. Go to the police station, the **** waits for me to clean him up later."

This is a strange thing. If it is like what Lu Zeyan's police said, there is no need to pick up the bride. The convoy will have to be detained halfway, but who made Lu Zeyan look like that? The top line skills are really not a casual person, so that people in the room can't tell who it is. Every sentence and every word must be pressed to the right tone to produce this kind of hearing to confuse people. effect.

"I will talk about him later, Wang Zhen, marry me, wash the clothes, I cook the food, I wash the bowls, I drag the floor, I earn the money, and spend it for you. You must take care of you for the rest of your life. Take the flower, hurry away, no more!"

This set of words spoke very fast, and the jiligulu was over. The flower threw Wang Zhen on his body, and Zhuang Yu hugged Wang Zhen and rushed out. Even Wang Zhen in his arms did not react, and he subconsciously hugged him. Zhuang Yu, let him run outside in his arms.

"Shoes! I didn't wear my shoes! I haven't eaten the noodles yet! Hey! Brother Zhuang!"

"Take it! Get in the car and eat!"

...

There are a total of forty-two tables in the venue, two of which are spare. In fact, there are only forty tables, each of which is 13,888, which is far less than the two hundred tables when Song Guiyuan got married. The lavishness of the table is twenty-five thousand. Firstly, Zhuang Yu and Wang Zhen have very few friends. Zhuang Yu doesn’t like to make friends in that kind of scene. But Wang Zhen was ill before, and those friends broke contact with her. Maybe They also didn't expect that Wang Zhen died of a serious illness, and after her comeback, she actually didn't make many friends.

Secondly, the two have a thin family background, indeed not as solid as the old Song family. After all, Song Guiyuan has been filming for so many years, and one episode cost three to five million. Zhuang Yu was a photographer before, and Wang Zhen made money. It was all spent on medical treatment, and it was already quite difficult for the two of them to borrow money to buy a villa.

Because of this, the two got married and didn't even think about renting a castle abroad, or renting a manor somewhere, just like ordinary people, doing such a game in a hotel.

In addition to both relatives and friends, the guests present were the senior officials of Sky Orange Media and famous artists, as well as the actors who had known before filming. They were not right. In fact, many trainees of Sky Orange were also present, but they were not qualified. When I came to the table, I came to do a performance. After I finished my talent show, I took a red envelope and sent it away.

But even so, this group of children is still playing hard work on stage, singing and dancing, blowing, playing and singing, and they all go out of their unique skills. Each is more exciting than the other. They can’t wait to perform an X-shaped broken boulder and a big neck with steel bars. The hard work of piercing the mouth with needles and eating glass ballast is for fear that the company leaders in the audience will not notice themselves.

However, Lu Ze couldn't see the hard performance of these children. He was helplessly watching two crying children rolling all over the floor. One of these children is Xiao Liang, the other is the daughter of Wang Zhen's cousin, and the two Xiaohuas. Tong's parents were not present. It is inevitable that if they are children, they will inevitably be afraid. No matter how Lu Ze coaxes them, they just won't get up.

Soon, the little girl’s mother came back and coaxed the child. When Xiao Liang saw that his comrades stopped crying, he sat on the ground and started howling. Lu Ze didn’t care, licking melon seeds to watch him cry. Sometimes the child is the most spiritual. Actor, the more you booze, the more energetic he will be, and he won't cry after a fight.

"Don't cry! If you cry again, I'll beat you up! Hold back!"

Performing a fierce appearance again, scared Xiao Liang back from crying, but pulled Lu Ze's trousers and asked his parents where they were. Lu Ze remembered the appearance of Zhuang Xue just now and couldn't help but sigh. After touching Xiao Liang's neatly combed hair this morning, Lao Song will not be able to get through this hurdle today, and Xiao Liang is probably a single-parent family.

Soon, when the wedding began, Lu Ze held Xiao Liang and sent him to the center of the venue. He didn't care about the rest. Walking along the way, there were some whispers in his ears. Lu Ze didn't care. I was just astonished at Lu Ze's presence. What kind of feelings were contained in their language, they couldn't slander Lu Ze at all, so just let it go.

After the wedding, everything was very festive, but the emcee didn’t talk about the early birth of a son, because Wang Zhen really couldn’t get pregnant. Obviously the two new couples were prepared, but it was clear that Zhuang Yu’s parents were right. This daughter-in-law is not very satisfied.

According to the thinking of the older generation, it is actually not difficult to understand, although Zhuang Xue already has a child, can his grandson have a parent? Of course, there is still a child whose surname is Zhuang~www.readwn.com~ This also led to the wedding reception, although the two elders did not complain, but the smile was somewhat unnatural.

Perhaps Zhuang Yu's parents were the biggest difficulty in their marriage, but Lu Ze was an outsider who couldn't control him, so he could only watch the excitement.

What's interesting is the throwing of the hydrangea. Obviously, there are so many bridesmaids chattering to win the prize, but Wang Zhen just tossed it casually, and directly performed a miracle. He threw it on Lu Ze’s table and gave it to Lu, who bowed his head. Ze Du was taken aback. If Wang Zhen was deliberate, he could still smash his back to Lu Ze. It was a bit too accurate, but if it was a coincidence, the blessing in Wang Zhen’s smile It was easily received by Lu Ze.

The wedding is officially over, the wine and dishes are served by the waiter, and the two newcomers here are also toasting. Of course, most of the content is water, so I really drink it... Lao Zhuang is not thinking about bridal candles tonight Yes, the hospital drip is almost the same.

After paying respect to Lu Ze’s table, Lu Ze just ate a little and decided to stand up and leave. Although Zhuang Yu basically drinks water, there is still alcohol in his body. This is also very confusing. There is no too much hindrance. Time to get together again, the two embraced and they were about to leave, but Wang Zhen called Lu Ze from behind.

"When it's your turn to get married, give me a letter too, I believe it will be soon."

"Who knows, but I guess it's fast too, I'm leaving."

"Call me when you get home, Luer."

On the way home, Lu Ze never dropped the hydrangea thrown by Wang Zhen, staring at it quietly and thinking, and finally when he arrived at Lu Hua Station, he picked up the phone and sent a text message to Gao Peiling.

"Find a chance, go home and meet my parents with me."

"..."

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