Glitch utopia
Chapter 19 Shit tastes bad
"Pfft~" Sun Jack, who was drinking water, almost choked to death. With a red face, he hit his chest with his hand and looked at the desk again, almost thinking that he heard wrongly.
However, instead of being angry, the AA girl straightened her chest confidently, as if having her uterus removed was a very proud thing.
"I...uh go..." Sun Jack's pupils trembled, and he was completely shocked and stunned by the scene in front of him.
At this moment, the conversation in the distance is still continuing, "Very good, next question, you also know that our company's working hours are very short, the working hours are 8 hours, which is only half of the regular working hours.
"So, are you willing to be in a level 6 nervous state all the time during working hours?"
AA was a little hesitant when he heard this, "Do you mean you want me to take drugs?"
"What are you talking about taking drugs! Those non-addictive things are called work supplements!" The other high-heeled girl slapped the table, and AA was immediately frightened into silence. "If you are not satisfied, you can leave now!"
"But I... have no money... and I'm still repaying the loan... I can't afford work supplements..."
The female HR looked at her flowing manicure casually, and her tone gradually softened. "Don't worry about this. In order to train new employees, the company has prepared low-interest loans. You can pay them back when your first week's salary is paid."
Hearing this, AA grabbed the corners of his clothes with both hands, looking very struggling.
She was hesitating, but Sun Jack had already stood up. Why would you tease a fool with such a harsh request?
Just when Jack Sun was about to find a reason to leave, a black man next to him suddenly stood up.
He said very excitedly: "I do! Not only do I receive work supplements, my pineal gland and hypothalamus have received level 2 modifications. I don't need to sleep now. As long as you can give me this job, I will I’m willing to work five hours of overtime for free!”
Hearing this, Jack Sun, whose pupils trembled, carefully moved towards the door. It was too scary here and he wanted to go home.
"What about you? Compared to the two of them, how much is that person willing to contribute to the company?" The high-heeled girl finally turned her eyes to the last interviewer, Jack Sun.
Jack Sun stopped and turned around, looked at her with a smile and nodded to the other two people. Then he slammed the paper cup in his hand to the ground and pointed angrily at HR. "I'll give you a chicken!"
"Damn it, you are willing to cut your uterus for anything, or borrow money to take drugs to work? What kind of hellish capitalist are you! Satan has to tattoo you on his body! He only dares to tattoo people with closed eyes, he is afraid of tattooing people with open eyes. I can’t stand it! Is there anyone who runs a company like you?!”
"Haha, sir, the metropolis is a city of freedom. Our company has the freedom to set out conditions. If you find it harsh, you have the freedom not to accept it. This is fair." The female HR stood up and looked at her arrogantly. Jack Sun's outfit.
"This freedom? Fuck me!! I think your neck is itchy and you want to be hung from the street light!!"
Seeing the quarrel, the other two people quickly stayed away from Jack Sun, lest they fail the interview due to being implicated.
Hearing Sun Jack still saying this, the other party didn't want to waste any more words at this moment, and waved his hand coldly, "Security."
Accompanied by a trembling sound, a security guard wearing a bulging suit opened the door and walked in.
"Your interview failed, please leave the company." The two-meter-five-meter security guard looked down at Jack Sun like a tank with a human head and said politely.
Even if Jack Sun didn't have clairvoyance, he could still detect the various combat prosthetics that were armed to the teeth under the security guard's clothes.
Jack Sun smiled. He pointed at the person in front of him and then at the woman in front of him. "Haha, security? This is called security. Haha, I'm convinced. I'm completely convinced."
The first thing the aggrieved Jack Sun did when he came out of this company was to use the system to search the Labor Bureau, preparing to report harshly, but a big 404 was slapped directly on his face.
"Why?" Sun Jack, who was incomprehensible, had just said it, and his nervous system automatically retrieved the answer for him.
The reason is that the metropolis is a city of freedom, and every company and every individual has the right to have maximum freedom.
Departments like the Labor Bureau hinder the free development of companies, so such departments that maliciously interfere with market freedom should not exist.
"Holy shit! Oh shit! Isn't there even a normal person in this shitty place?" Sun Jack was going crazy.
Ta Pai walked to Sun Jack's side and said, "Why are you here? You thought the salary was too high, so you fired him?"
Jack Sun was too lazy to talk to him and turned around to look at the somewhat poor company door. "Damn it! I don't believe it. Help me find the next one!! I don't believe that more than 30 million people are all like this!"
There weren't many jobs that met Jack Sun's requirements, so he had to pick and choose. When he found one again, it was almost dark.
This time, Sun Jack was the first one. The indifferent HR looked at Sun Jack and asked another question coldly. "Are you willing to perform a uterine incision for our company?"
"Damn it! Are those dog eyes of yours blind? I'm a man!!" Jack Sun shook the paper cup in his hand and stood up angrily.
"Ah, I'm sorry, the recent trend of gender contrast made my judgment misjudged, n0vm, then let me ask again, sir, are you willing to work for our company?"
"Bump!" Jack Sun hit the opponent in the face with a steel straight fist.
Two hours later, Jack Sun, with a bruised face and a depressed expression, walked step by step towards the apartment in the heavy rain.
His eyes were straight and his expression was dull. Everything he experienced today shocked Sun Jack's outlook on things like never before, even more so than yesterday.
Why can a working party working from 9 to 5 be more abstract than a desperado like Song Liu?
He couldn't figure it out, he really couldn't figure it out, whether this world was his own world or not, and how it could become like this.
The sound of "bump" and the explosion of fireworks nearby made Sun Jack turn his head and look around. He found that he had unknowingly arrived at the 69 Club where Song Liu had brought him before.
At this moment, the door of the club opened, and Sun Jack saw the AA he had recruited with him before, and walked out of it in despair.
When she walked into the rain, she finally couldn't restrain the grievance in her heart, covered her face and burst into tears.
Jack Sun couldn't handle his own affairs and had no energy to care about others. He continued walking towards his apartment.
But hearing the cries behind him becoming more and more aggrieved, Jack Sun sighed deeply, turned around and came to AA who was squatting on the ground, "What's wrong? Are you okay? Cheer up."
AA choked with sobs and raised his head, stretched out his trembling finger and pointed at Club 69 behind him. "They... they said I don't have a uterus and I can't meet the requirements for sex workers! I haven't found a job... Wuwuwuwuwu..."
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