Gintama Night Shura

“I said old man, what the hell are you doing, you actually carry this kind of thing on you.”

Looking at the sandpaper on his hand, which was three times larger than the particles on ordinary sandpaper, and it was double-sided, this made the faces of Kondo Hoon and Ayumi Tojo suddenly uglier than the color of stool.

If ordinary sandpaper is high-grade metal moisturizing toilet paper in their opinion, then this is the chrysanthemum killer. After using it, there is no need to wait for the other party to make a move, and it is directly the loss of combat ability.

As if seeing the other party’s hesitation, Liu Sheng Minmuzhai said quite helplessly: “Since there is not much time, I have to use it to wipe it.” Although I don’t recommend. ”

“Rubbing, no.”

As soon as Yanagi Toshikisai’s words fell, a friction god suddenly came, knocking on Kondo’s heart one by one, and his eyes were wide and he couldn’t believe it. “Could it be that the old man is wiping? True, he was indeed wiping with sandpaper. No, no, it’s something that even I dread with thick butt hair. Immortals?? Could it be that he is the ass fairy who keeps sticking soup-burning sand to his butt in the far east, and then gets rid of the ass hair fairy that sticks it again! ”

Compared to Kondo’s shock, Ayumi Tojo smiled disdainfully. In his opinion, the reason why Yanagi Toshikisai did this was to put pressure on Sakata Gintoki and make them think that Yanagi Toshikisai was already using it. After all, in this situation, whoever goes out first will be able to seize the opportunity.

However, Sakata Gintoki, who is the old churro of Manjiya, is not a fuel-saving lamp. After hearing the friction sound, the key place also came to mind. After all, although he will not be counted, the orangutan who only has bananas in his head is unlikely to be hit.

So Sakata Gintoki also began to follow suit, bending down and rubbing on the ground, rubbing while saying: “Old man, this thing is so good, the particles are large, and the effect is really good.” ”

The so-called speaker has no intention of listening to the heart, although Sakata Gintoki has a Kondo Hoon with a worrying IQ, but there is also a talent on the opposite side who obviously has no paper on his body and no paper in the toilet.

“It’s impossible to wipe, absolutely impossible, but he is wiping.” No, then this thing to wipe your ass, don’t think about sitting down in the future. Count, is he a far-flung ass count who constantly slaps his ass with a hot dog?!! ”

At this time, Kondo Hoon and Ayumi Tojo’s few IQs had already believed that Sakata Gintoki and Yanagi Toshikisai were ravaging the two delicate chrysanthemums with that gravel three times larger than ordinary sandpaper.

Therefore, the two are now struggling with whether to use sandpaper to wipe their butts, and the two of them do not have this gas to use this.

The two of them stared intently at the sandpaper in their hands, not knowing how to decide. When the two were making a decision, they couldn’t help but take out a photo, hoping that the two of them would help them choose. And these two photos are exactly those of Shimura Myoshi and Yanagi Kubei.

“Yes, isn’t this paper!!”

After the two reacted, they fell into deep thought again, whether to use the photo in their hand or sandpaper. As the friction between the two of Sakata Ginshi continued to come, the mood of the two became more and more impatient.

However, the two fools who were struggling did not think to turn over the door panel to see the situation on the other side. Because if the two people look at it, they will see that Sakata Iku Toshikisai is not wiping his butt with sandpaper, but rubbing the floor and wooden planks.

However, only Yanagi Toshikisai is doing it, and only Sakata Silver is really rubbing the grit on it. Because he knew that if he used sandpaper to the ground very quickly, he could polish the grit on the sandpaper. This was also thought of when he was just learning to rub the ground with Yanagi Toshikisai when Sakata Ginshi was learning.

Therefore, he used the twenty qilin arms to quickly rub on the ground with sandpaper. Whenever the sandpaper was too hot because of friction, Sakata Silver would pick up the sandpaper and shake it to cool down, and then continue to rub it.

“Damn, do you really want to wipe Ah Miao’s face? Although it sounds a little excited, but no, no, this is sorry for Miss Ah Miao. ”

“Young Lord, can I use your face to wipe my buttocks? But I can’t wipe your buttocks with your face, and I can’t use sandpaper. ”

“Ah Miao, sandpaper 、、、” “Young master, sandpaper 、、、”

The grinding sound of sandpaper was like an emergency alarm clock, knocking on the hearts of both of them one by one, making them feel like they had made a decision.

As Sakata Yinshi’s unicorn arm instantly increased in strength, the sandpaper was quickly sharpened. On the other side, although Yanagi Toshikisai did not grind sandpaper like Sakata Gintoki, he looked blankly at a scroll in his hand.

With the sound of flushing water on both sides, the sound of two doors being forcibly opened also sounded. Sakata Gintoki couldn’t help but admire these two fools. Anyway, wiping your ass with sandpaper as big as gravel, I don’t know if others have this courage, he doesn’t have this courage anyway.

However, I just don’t know how much combat power the two of them have after wiping their asses with sandpaper.

“Boy, do you really have no paper?”

Sakata Gin, who was holding sandpaper that had been ground and was about to wipe his butt, heard Yanagi Toshikisai’s words and said without thinking: “No, I haven’t even seen a shadow.” But what about you, old man? ”

“No, where to get something.” Holding a scroll with Liu Sheng Chen Yingliu’s secret technique written in his hand, Liu Sheng Minmuzhai also opened his eyes and said nonsense without thinking.

Sakata Ginji wiped his buttocks while saying to the other side: “You must not betray me, if you find paper, you must divide it equally.” ”

“Of course. But don’t betray me.” You swear to God! ”

“You should swear, if you break your oath, you will die or something.”

“You’re just going to shi, if you’re not dead, you’ll play XX.”

However, the ears of the two are so keen. Although the sound of rubbing pipi was very quiet, it was so clear to the two of them.

“Ariel, are you wiping? I heard a rustle, that’s paper. ”

Sakata Gintoki quickly retorted: “I said no, I’m fed up with this kind of mutual suspicion between companions.” I just heard you rustle over there, you have paper, right? ”

“No pull, I think you have it.” Of course, Yanagi Toshikisai denied it without hesitation.

“I said, pull, I don’t have paper.”

As if they had made an agreement, the two broke down the door at the same time, fighting while rushing towards the outside of the toilet.

While leaving, Sakata Gintoki also secretly glanced under the two people lying on the ground. See the blood rushing behind Kondo Hoon Chrysanthemums and the clean culottes behind Ayumi Tojo.

I can’t help but admire the two of them again. One was actually able to defeat the other after rubbing the chrysanthemum with such thick sandpaper, and the other actually didn’t even wipe the pipi, so he came out in his culottes, not caring at all about the poop stuck to the culottes.

It can be said that no matter who these two are, Sakata Gintoki is self-pitying. The decision of two people, no matter which one Sakata Gintoki is, cannot make up his mind.

However, instead of caring about these two things of wiping pipi with sandpaper, Sakata Gintoki was more interested in fighting this old man. Although this old man looks old, his speed of sword is already very strong, and he can’t help but boil with fighting intent. _

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