Gintama Night Shura

“What’s with that knife, so dirty is still there?”

Wu Yu Xuefeng looked at the big rooster curiously and asked, just like an ordinary curious baby, his eyes did not reveal a trace of abnormality.

“You said that.”

The big rooster turned his head to look at the katana, his face changed, and he suddenly looked at the misty rain and snow wind with some dissatisfaction and complained: “It’s not an unscrupulous profiteer on the wave.” The knife was bought yesterday on Taobao for a thousand yen. At that time, I also wanted to buy a knife to play with, so I looked for it on the wave, because the price was cheap, and the picture looked very good. And the seller is also on this planet, so I bought it. I didn’t expect that after the things were delivered today, it would be like this. And the main thing is that this can’t be pulled out, as if glued with hegemonic glue, how can it not be pulled out. I really didn’t expect that the quality of people on this planet is so poor, if it were people on my planet, they would definitely not do anything to deceive consumers. ”

The so-called Langdian is a universe-specific shopping website. It can be said that as long as you buy something on this website, you can deliver it even if the place is in the middle of nowhere. And the seller of this wave is not a person, but a group of people, creatures on various planets. And it just so happens that the earth was also conquered by waves a few years ago. So you can buy anything you can think of on the wave, as long as there is a seller to hang up and sell.

“Then why don’t you return it? You know, if you want to do this kind of thing, you can return it. ”

The big rooster shook his head helplessly and said, “You think I don’t want to, this item is a special item set by the seller, and it can’t be returned.” Although 1,000 yen is nothing to me, it’s still a pity to throw it away. ”

“Hmph”

Wu Yu Xuefeng forced a smile and looked at the big rooster and smiled: “This thing is what the seller is ready to throw at a glance, and this time it was finally sold, and it will definitely say that nothing will let you return.” ”

“So those earthlings are profiteers, and next time I will never buy anything in the shop opened by earthlings.” The big rooster said with an angry face, as if in his opinion, all the earthlings were profiteers.

For this matter, Foggy Rain Snow Wind can only smile, there is nothing to say. Then he pointed to the knife, and suddenly said to the big rooster: “I am curious if you can show me the knife that cannot be pulled out.” You know, Bali glue is also a high-end product in the entire universe, I don’t think anyone will use this on this garbage. ”

For the guest’s request, the big rooster directly did not say anything, and picked up the knife from the wine rack and handed it to Wuyu Xuefeng.

‘Bang’

When the foggy rain and snow wind took the knife, I don’t know if I felt wrong. From this knife he got to the sound of a heartbeat, a weapon that should not be present in a cold weapon.

As soon as he grasped the knife, Mist Yu Xuefeng moved his fingers, pinched it and pulled it out hard. A crisp sound came gently from the knife, and in the surprised eyes of the big rooster, the fog, rain and snow slowly pulled out the knife.

However, this sword is not as dazzling as imagined, and the cold light is radiant, which makes people have a feeling of extreme sharpness at a glance. The body of the knife was covered with rust and rust. There were even some iron filings that fell on the table from the body.

“Earthlings are really profiteers!!”

Looking at the blackened expression of the big, the two people who were drinking next to him forcibly held back the feeling of wanting to laugh. Apparently they had heard the conversation between the two just now.

Inserting the knife back into the scabbard, Mist Yu Xuefeng raised his head and bent the corners of his mouth, looked at the big rooster with a smile and asked, “I wonder if you can sell this to me?” ”

“Ugh.”

Hearing this, the big rooster was suddenly a little surprised, but then reacted, quickly nodded and said: “Yes, of course.” As long as the guests like it, no problem at all. ”

Originally, when this knife was pulled out, he was still a little looking forward to it. Although the scabbard and handle are a bit unbearable, as long as there is no problem with the blade, the handle and scabbard can be cleaned up by themselves.

But seeing the body of the knife that was corroded by rust and seemed to be broken at the first break, the big rooster was completely disappointed. Now to hear that someone wants to buy it back, where will the big be reluctant.

Not to mention that Fog Rain Snow Wind is willing to pay, even if Fog Rain Snow Wind does not give money, let himself give him for nothing, he is also willing.

After giving the money to the big rooster, Mist Yuxuefeng played with the knife in his hand with interest, took the wine and returned to the seat just now.

“No, I can’t find anyone at all!”

Xinba Hao came back disappointed, sat directly opposite the foggy rain and snow, and asked for a long time and no one knew where this ham was.

“What is it?”

Looking at the misty rain and snow wind playing with a knife, Shin Hachi pushed his eyes and asked with some curiosity. But he remembered that there was no knife when he came, and now there is actually a knife.

“Nothing, just a rusty knife.”

After saying that, he pulled out the knife, and when Shin Hachi looked at the rust on his body, his expression became lost again. Today’s samurai are like this sword, what a scenery it used to be. But now, like this knife, it has declined.

It didn’t take long for Kagura, who couldn’t find anyone, to return. Sitting next to Shin Yachi without any image, Kagura picked up the wine glass in front of Yakumo Kaede, and after drinking it, Kagura complained with a slightly red face and dissatisfaction towards the foggy rain and snow wind.

“Could it be that the ham didn’t come here, and no one knew after asking for a long time.”

Wu Yu Xuefeng shook his head and said: “This is impossible, the employer said before, that ham comes here every day.” I don’t know why, but the ham should come tonight. Since you haven’t found it, you can only look at Yinshi, I hope he has some good news, otherwise you have to wait! ”

Unfortunately, after waiting for a while, it was not Sakata Gintoki, but a few fierce-looking celestial beings with guns pointed at the head of the foggy rain and snow wind.

“It’s you, it’s you who are inquiring about us these days.”

“Who are you?” Looking at the pistol on the head of the misty rain and snow, Shin Bachi suddenly asked with some fear.

“Don’t play the fool, it’s just that you haven’t been inquiring about us lately.” A lion-headed celestial man looked at Shin Bachi with a smile.

Although he looks very kind, he exudes a powerful murderous aura without hiding it.

Feeling that several heavenly beings exuded a murderous aura, the eyes of the foggy rain and snow wind narrowed. Without looking at those celestial people, his face was cold, and he said in an icy tone to this group of celestial people: “I’m in a good mood today, and I don’t want to do it.” If you go now, I won’t blame you in the past, otherwise you won’t have to go. ”

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