Ghost Killing Team RPG

After discovering the way to make money, Yun Nai directly regarded going to the house of all things to guard Sakata Ginshi as a daily work, and putting it in the game was like a day class.

Perhaps it was because Yun Nai was crazy to win money last time, and he lost it crazy, and even the fat time wearing only a strawberry pattern was driven out by the casino at the end. When Yun Nai came to the door these days, Sakata Ginshi would secretly. Look at her with resentful eyes. After staring at Yun Nai's eyes, he immediately turned his head, and after a while, he secretly looked over, as if wondering how Yun Nai won so much money.

Yun Na's face was dead skinned, pretending that he hadn't noticed anything.

Yun Nai kept coming to the house like this for several days, but he still couldn't wait for Bantian Yinshi to go out to the casino, nor could he see a customer coming.

Without the customer, there would be no money, without the money, there would be no capital to go to the casino, and without the capital, Sakata Silver would not go to the casino... As a result, after a few days, the house of all things did not make any money, and even the lunch was Yun Nai himself. Ramen takeaway ordered for money.

This day is still a day without tasks. After watching the weather forecast from the anchor Yuye early in the morning, Sakata Gintoki did not turn off the TV. Instead, he slumped on the sofa and continued to press the remote control.

Shimura Shinpachi graciously cleaned up the clothes that were hanging out, like a real male mother, and Kagura didn't get up at all.

They probably have given up waiting for the guests, Yun Na thought.

"It's the morning news. Shinsengumi captured a moron who attacked a sleeping passenger on a tram today. The man is in his late twenties and claims to be a hypnotist by profession..."

"The thieves who stole women's underwear in Kabukicho are still at large. According to witness statements, it is a trio of men with similar appearances. If you find intelligence, you can call Shinsengumi Okita Sogo at XXX-XXXX..."

"Recently, a batch of exquisitely crafted fake antique pots has flowed into the market, causing many collectors to be deceived. The police remind everyone to pay attention to the scam of high-priced antiques..."

"..."

The more Yun Na listened, the more he felt wrong, always feeling that these were things she knew had done by bad guys. But at this time, Silver Curly, who had been watching the news with a frown, suddenly spoke up.

"Damn it, how can you deceive people with fake antiques? How can it be repaired!" Sakata Gintoki shouted outrageously while watching the news. "That guy must have made a lot of ill-gotten wealth! Damn it!"

Yun Na couldn't help being a little speechless. Is he expressing anger or envy?

But soon, after the silver curly hair was filled with righteous indignation for a while, he probably thought that no matter how much he complained, he would still be a pauper, so he withered again.

Just when Sakata Ginshi started tossing and watching the few limited free channels on TV, while muttering to himself about how much money he would make if he sold tequila for women's clothing, Yun Nai said that he was now offering to hire him. Is it time to go to the casino to make money?

She just wanted to speak, when the news channel suddenly jumped out a piece of news again.

"The Mermaid Forest near Kiso Village is currently a popular attraction. It is said that there are mermaids in the forest that can fulfill people's wishes. Tap the tree trunks by the lake to summon them out of the water. The mermaid has a commercial value of at least 35 billion yuan and it is now Japan. The most popular amphibians with the highest commercial value and the co-branded brands have repeatedly created miracles of increasing sales. At present, Dongbao, Aniplus and other companies and other brands are extremely looking forward to the cooperation with the mermaid, so the huge economic benefits brought by it are called ' The Demon Extinction Phenomenon's positive effect on the Japanese economy has even attracted the attention of the generals..."

"That, silver..."

Yun Na thought about the sentence, just about to speak, and when she raised her eyes, she was taken aback--the silver curly hair had jumped in front of the old little TV at some point, and almost her entire face was pasted on the TV screen. Almost more excited than when I saw the anchor Yuno!

"……what's wrong with you?"

Yun Na couldn't help but wonder. At this moment, she caught a glimpse of two figures coming in the direction of the TV.

It's Shimura Shinpachi who was still outside just picking up clothes and Kagura who hasn't gotten up yet! What happened to these two people? Why are you staring straight at the TV, and your face looks like a piranha with blood!

Yun Na was stunned in shock, and the news broadcast about the mermaid had ended. And Sakata Gintoki turned his head, with a grim look on his light face, like the villain in a **** story.

"Kagura, new haw, you understand." He said in a low voice with a calm face.

"Oh!" Kagura and Shimura Shinpachi also uttered a sympathetic response.

In an instant, these three people suddenly rushed to the cabinet, ping-pong like a magic trick, and then each carried an insect net, a shovel and a small bucket on their shoulders, and rushed to the door under Yun Na's dumbfounded eyes.

"A mermaid hunting!" Bantian Gintoki shouted.

"Oh! Mermaid hunting!" Kagura and Shimura Shinhachi responded loudly.

Then the three men ran down the stairs like robbers who were about to rob the house, banged open the door and rushed out amidst the sound of Catherine's scolding. Yun Na was taken aback, and hurriedly ran to the balcony and craned his neck to look down, and found that the three goods were running madly all the way, with billowing smoke and dust behind them, and went away like this.

Help, they are going to catch the spectacled crocodile!

And what about those insect nets, shovels and kegs? Do they think that catching a crocodile is the same thing as catching a dragon?

Yun Na suddenly became anxious. How can the righteous brave ignore this matter? And the crocodile with glasses is an important NPC in the game, and even the level is not displayed on the head. You know, those who don't show the level are all ruthless characters. Don't Yun Na think that the spectacled crocodile will become a creature that people can catch with a bug net!

If this has any bad consequences, then it is in trouble... No, she has to go and see!

Thinking of this, Yun Nao jumped off the balcony without saying a word, and ran wildly in the direction of the smoke.

...

After boarding the train and moving forward for more than an hour, after a while, Yun Nai finally came to the Mermaid Forest.

The journey was long and boring. While rushing, she couldn't help but miss the system...If there was a system, she would have taken the portal out of the backpack and sent it directly to the Mermaid Forest.

After arriving at the Mermaid Forest, Yun Nai immediately went straight to the big lake in the center.

Without the system, all kinds of small wild monsters will no longer jump out of the roadside from time to time. Yun Na, who felt uncomfortable with this, quickly walked through the forest and easily came to the lake.

The big lake in the center of the Mermaid Forest is still sparkling, the color of the lake is blue, and the lake surface is like a huge sapphire. This was supposed to be a beautiful place, but the unpleasant sound of "dong dong dong dong" broke the tranquility of the scenery in front of him-Yun Nai saw at a glance that Sakata Gintoki and they had arrived earlier, and they were gathered together with their hands. The insect-catching net in the house was banging on something near the lake desperately.

A closer look revealed that the thing was covered with mud, and it was struggling constantly under the group of three people.

Far away, Yun Na heard the three people arguing loudly: "New haw! The mermaid is going to run away from you!"

"I'll help Aru! The 35 billion mermaid will never run away from Aru!"

"Kagura, hurry up and use a bug net to cover its head!"

Help, could it be that what they are knocking is... isn't it? The Spectacle Crocodile was a strong man whose level was hidden at first, so how could he be surrounded by these three guys now!

Upon seeing this, the stone murderer was shocked, and immediately rushed over, like a policeman who discovered illegal activities: "Wait a minute! What are you doing! Stop it!"

"Oh, Yinjiang, Xinba, look at it, it's Yunna Aru."

Kagura quickly spotted Yun Na and tugged at other people's sleeves and pointed at her.

The three temporarily stopped beating. Yun Na immediately took the opportunity to ran to them, opened his arms like an old hen guarding a little chicken, between the bandit-like guys and the crocodile, and asked in disbelief: "Why do you use the insect net to knock the merman? His head! It will definitely be angry!"

"When you see it, you will understand, of course it is to catch the mermaid."

Sakata Gintoki said without vain and breath: "After all, the news said that the commercial value of the mermaid has reached 35 billion, and the money in the family must be piled up. There are still many companies who want to cooperate with the mermaid. Although it is very It makes people envy and hate, but as long as we catch the mermaid, we will definitely make a lot of money!"

"That's right, Aru. Anyway, everyone is of the Jump type. We should help each other Aru! Follow the Jump spirit of friendship, hard work, and victory. Aru!" Kagura said brazenly, "Although the one here is also the Jump type. The protagonist, but he can't even eat raw egg bibimbap! What's more, the emergency situation in the theater as soon as the silver **** movie was released, which made the less wealthy house of everything worse."

"So we have to catch the mermaid Alu, 35 billion belong to Alu of the silver **** movie! No matter what Dongbao or Aniplus can't organize our pace Alu!"

What and what is this! What a jerk! And adding "Alu" at the end of the sentence didn't make this **** talk a little bit less bastard!

At this moment, Yun Na had to look at the four eyes that had always been silent.

Although these four eyes have a low sense of existence, if they are put in the game, even the protagonist’s team is always the last follower. At most, they are wandering back and forth at the entrance of the village. After choosing the dialogue, they can only brush out "I am looking for I am lost An NPC with texts like "Glasses", but when viewed in reality, he is the most upright and reliable person in the house of everything.

"Xinba, don't you..."

Faced with Yun Na’s question, his four eyes lowered his head, his face was full of struggling and entangled colors, and it took a long time to close his eyes in pain, and the glasses reflected white light: "Yun Na, I didn’t want it, but 35 billion days Yuan is too much..."

"..."

"As long as the silver **** movie is forcibly turned into a mermaid movie, then we can also get 35 billion yuan..."

"..."

Yun Na was speechless for a while, and almost wanted to give up. But after the crocodile with no level hints in her mind, as well as the inherent skill of almost every crocodile, "Death Roll", she shivered, not daring to look back at the muddy crocodile's expression, and insisted. Scalp tried to persuade the three in the House of All Things to be useless.

"I'm to prevent you from doing stupid things! That crocodile... The mermaid is not as easy to deal with as you think! You know, it is a powerhouse with no grade, beyond LV99, beyond the existence of the combat system! What if! If you make it angry, the consequences will be disastrous! Now I can’t read the file and make you start again!"

After listening to Yun Nai's words, the three people in Wanshiwu looked at her dumbfounded, and stopped their movements while holding the insect net.

Did this take her into account?

Yun Na was waiting nervously for the follow-up. Suddenly, Kagura looked at Yun Na with an idiotic look: "What LV99, what level, what reading? Yun Na, are you stupid playing games Alu?"

Yun Na was taken aback for a moment, then his face sank immediately.

These three people not only didn't believe her words, they also regarded her as fools!

"Kagura, there is no time to have these illusionistic dialogues of Azai. She is just using strange words to disrupt our thinking! Catch the mermaid! That's 35 billion!" At this time, Sakata Gintoki came back to his senses. Immediately urged.

Damn, they are going to do it again! Yun Na, who was unable to achieve this plan and made another plan, rolled his eyes, and his heart came to the plan, and he immediately jumped on the spot and stopped them again.

"Actually, you don't need to do this!" Yun Na crossed his hands on his chest and said loudly, "Crocodile...that, mermaid is not an object to provoke! At least it is absolutely impossible to catch it like a barbarian with a bug net like you No way! Besides, I have other ways to make money!"

"Yin Sang, don't you really care why I can always win at the casino that day?" Yun Na took a deep breath and shouted loudly, then raised his finger to the stubborn silver curly hair, with an imposing manner like a pupil of death." There is only one truth! That is that I took advantage of your bad luck!"

"Nani?"

Silver Curly was taken aback. And Yun Na continued to add: "Because you are a bad luck, so as long as I make the opposite choice to you every time I bet, I can win money! What I did in the casino last time was nothing but The experiment is over, and the results of the experiment proved my conjecture. Next, as long as the two of us work together, I provide the principal, and you help me eliminate the wrong options, we will be able to spend money in the casino crazy! Divide equally!"

Consciously what he said was very attractive, Yun Na couldn't help clenching his fists, looking expectantly at the trio in the House of Everything.

After several seconds, Sakata Gintoki recovered from the shock. He took a deep breath and asked in Yun Nai's eager gaze: "That way, we can make a lot of money, right?"

"Yes, yes." Seeing that the plan worked, Yun Na nodded quickly.

"...But, I refuse!"

"Nani!"

Yun Nai's mouth grew wide, and looking at Sakata Gintoki, he first put on a tight-knit Kishiro's face, and then quickly returned to the slack look of wide open eyebrows.

"The commercial value of that mermaid can be 35 billion. Why should I bother to go to the casino with you to make money? Just catch the mermaid and let it appear in the movie?"

Sakata Gintoki waved his hand and said solemnly: "How long will it take to go to the casino to earn 35 billion! And I may not really lose every hand, there is always a time to win! Obviously how many times A Yin won last time. Say it!"

Damn, this guy doesn't believe that he will lose every time! But this is not a strange thing. No gambler will gamble when he is sure he will definitely lose. He did win a few hands last time...

But that's just because Hasegawa Taizo shared the bad luck for him! In every sense, Sakata Ginshi really only won a few!

It feels like these guys are not willing to give up the idea of ​​taking the crocodile. What should we do? Come up with a good idea, stone murderer!

While urging himself anxiously in his heart, Yun Na looked back at the crocodile subconsciously. However, at that moment, she suddenly noticed something wrong.

Some of the mud on the muddy cargo behind him has dried and peeled off, and the human skin exposed underneath.

"..."

Yun Na knew very well that the mermaid was actually a spectacled crocodile.

But they didn't know Sakata Gintoki. They think that mermaids are the kind of creatures in the fairy tale that have a human upper body and fish tails on their lower body, so even if they see human skin, they won't notice something wrong.

Thinking of this, Yun Na's heart sank, his face changed.

Damn these three idiots caught the wrong person.

The three people in the Everything House behind them still approached aggressively, holding the insect-catching net. And Yun Na hurriedly shouted: "Don't move! This is not a mermaid! You caught it wrong!"

"what?"

The three of Sakata Gintoki also showed a look of surprise. But at this moment, Yun Na turned around and rushed forward, taking out his handkerchief and scrubbing the mud on the face of the "mermaid".

As Yun Nao cleaned up, that cargo's face gradually revealed its original appearance. Seeing the shiny Yuedai head and the face with eyes closed and tears in the corners of his eyes, Yun Na was taken aback for a moment, and then he screamed in a collapsed voice.

"Little general...Ah no, Lord General!?"

idiot! idiot! The three of them have been knocking their heads with insect nets and punching and kicking them, they are actually generals!

The silence lasted for a moment.

"General General, General General!?"

After the three people in Wanshiwu saw the young general's bitter face, they all walked back a few steps with a white face, almost unable to stand still. Afterwards, the glasses boy tremblingly took out his mobile phone and opened the noon news.

"Because of the positive economic impact of the'Demon Destruction Effect', the general visited Mermaid Forest at noon today to have a cordial conversation with the mermaid..."

The announcement of the noon news sounded in the quiet forest. But at this time, how can Yun Na still not understand what happened?

——The general just came to visit Mermaid Forest today, and the three poor ghosts in the House of All Things regarded the general who arrived in Mermaid Forest as a mermaid!

Yun Na shook his hand, gently laid the young general on the ground in pain, and then silently unfolded the white handkerchief that wiped the mud on his face, and gently covered his face.

Rest in peace, teenager...

The three people in Wanshiwu were already shaking like sifting chaff. At this moment, several faintly familiar voices came from the dense forest in the distance, coming from far and near.

A voice sounded very much like a gorilla: "I don't know what the general is doing now. He asked to go alone and meet the mermaid in person, not let us follow up, but let us stay where we are. The long time really makes people feel a little uncomfortable. Don't worry."

Another voice, like Oichi Suzumura, said faintly: "If you don't worry, let the vice-chief take a look alone, Kondo-san."

"Don't think I don't know what the **** you are fighting." A hoarse smoke sounded with disdain, "You want me to disturb the meeting between the general and the mermaid, and then be eager to apologize."

"Ah, I was seen through." Shake S's voice of regret came over.

"..."

After hearing the word "cut abdomen", the expressions of Sakata Gintoki and his party were already extremely ugly. And Yun Na's expression didn't show much to them compared to them. The four people who were diametrically opposed just now glanced at each other, and they all saw the same content in each other's eyes.

Let's run.

The four threw down the general, who was lying motionless on the ground with a white handkerchief on his face, and sneaked away from the crime scene.

But not long after that, ripples suddenly appeared on the calm lake.

A ripple opened the water. Closer, closer... With the sound of "crash", a black shadow suddenly jumped out of the water. The shadow turned agilely in the air. 180°, 360°, 720°...Three and a half turns in the air, perfect landing!

The crocodile wearing small glasses and staring at the innocent (silly) eyeballs, holding the tea and small snacks in his hands, he looked at the place happily for a while, and then became confused. Look.

"Hey, where did the general go?" The crocodile muttered to himself by touching the back of his head with his paws.

...

the next day.

Yun Nai came to the House of Everything on time, just like a few days ago. However, it was different from the previous night. Whether it was Silver Curly Hair, a Chinagirl with a ball head, or a walking human-shaped spectacle frame, they all sat blankly on the sofa, staring at the news programs on the old little TV.

Yun Nai glanced at the news subconsciously, and found that the content of the report was the meeting between the general and the mermaid yesterday, and he watched with bated breath.

The host is enthusiastically reporting the results of the meeting between the general and the mermaid. It is said that the two parties have reached a consensus and decided to present the orangutan's "Tanjirou and Zhu" sign drawing as a bonus in the first week of the next Silver Tama movie release.

For some reason, until the end of the morning news, the host did not mention that the general was knocked on his head with a bug net in Mermaid Forest and then rubbed on the ground.

After turning off the TV, no one spoke. The silence lasted for a while. Then Yin Juanmao raised his head and looked at Yun Na, with a flattering smile on his face.

"Yun Na, shall we go to the casino?" he said.