Get Lost, You Witch! Don’t Even Think About Letting Me Have A Baby With You Again!

"Hiss~"

Li Qingming suddenly woke up, sitting up from the bed holding his painful forehead, sucking in the air-conditioning.

It was like having a long and complicated nightmare.

"Where is this?"

He turned around and looked around and found that he was in a thatched house. His head was dizzy and his limbs were limp.

After thinking about it carefully, Li Qingming patted his head.

Remembered!

His name is Li Qingming, a poor scholar from Taoyuan Village. Both his parents died when he was young, and his family is destitute. Fortunately, he is very lucky and has an extremely capable childhood sweetheart.

The two have been in love since childhood, and even before they got married, they had already decided on their fate.

Although she has a bad temper, cold personality...and many shortcomings, she is extremely good to his husband-in-law.

He was weak and frail, so he studied hard at home just to be named on the gold medal list and promise her a lifetime of glory and wealth.

There was a sudden heavy snowfall a while ago, and he accidentally contracted the cold and lay in bed for several days.

"By the way! Where is my wife?"

Li Qingming stumbled out of bed, pushed the door open, and saw a beautiful face that was even more breathtaking in the white snow. Even though he was wearing a cloth, he was holding a bamboo basket in his hand, and his hair was covered with a blue cloth. wrapped.

The dress is no different from that of ordinary village girls.

But it is difficult to conceal the stunning beauty on her body.

Just still barefoot, stepping on the white snow.

"mother......"

Li Qingming subconsciously shouted, but found that he couldn't shout the second word.

And Pei Zhinan seemed to have been poked in some painful spot, so he subconsciously covered his chest. It was an extremely fast movement, as if he had developed some kind of instinct.

"Madam, are you back?"

Li Qingming spoke again and finally shouted out the words in his heart.

"Um."

Pei Zhinan nodded and put the bamboo basket in his hand on the table in the room.

"Let me see what kind of food my wife bought today," Li Qingming came over to take a look, but then he collapsed on the ground.

"Mother, mother, mother..."

His lips trembled for a long time, but he could not utter a complete sentence. He stared at the triangular viper crawling out of the bamboo basket and trembled.

It turned out to be a basket of venomous snakes and millipedes.

"How come one of them is not dead yet?"

Pei Zhinan stretched out his hand, grabbed the tail of the poisonous snake that escaped from the bamboo basket, raised his hand, and smashed it against the wall.

The viper immediately ran out of breath.

She threw it back into the bamboo basket again.

"Mother, mother," Li Qingming swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, still a little flustered, "Why did you catch so many snakes?"

"Sit on the snake soup to replenish your body."

"Nonsense! Where am I weak?" Li Qingming subconsciously wanted to argue, but his face turned red in the middle of the sentence. He remembered that he had just caught the cold, and then muttered: "Then thank you, madam."

In his impression, his wife's craftsmanship was quite impressive.

Simply the best in the world!

When a pot of excellent-looking soup was brought to the table, he rubbed his hands and first served a bowl for Pei Zhinan, then a bowl for himself, and couldn't wait to enjoy it.

But the next second, he almost vomited it out!

Is this Taima something that humans can eat?!

"Why, my husband thinks my craftsmanship is not good?"

Facing Pei Zhinan's slightly raised eyebrows, Li Qingming swallowed it with a gulp, and then swallowed all the soup in the bowl in three or two gulps.

Li Qingming ate so quickly that he choked and coughed repeatedly, then gave a thumbs up: "It's delicious! It's so delicious! My lady's cooking is the best in the world!"

"Is what you say true?"

"certainly!"

Li Qingming patted his chest and vowed, "I will never deceive my wife."

Pei Zhinan's beautiful eyes were filled with light, and she pushed the small copper pot with her hand, "Then eat slowly, there is still half a pot here..."

??

Li Qingming almost couldn't hold back the smile on his face, but he still nodded and took it, lowered his head and started eating with a hum.

Praise while eating.

"idiot!"

Pei Zhinan cursed lightly, but there was a bright smile on his face.

Even if it is a dream she weaves, this is enough to make her happy.

She can do whatever she wants, and Li Qingming will be the most authentic version of herself.

Pei Zhinan wants many, many things, but he is easier to satisfy than anyone else.

The sky quickly darkened, and Li Qingming lit a flickering candle. Looking at Pei Zhinan sitting at the table who refused to go to bed, he felt a little itchy in his heart.

"Madam, it's time to sleep."

"You go to bed first."

How could Li Qingming agree? They all have wives. How can they sleep without being affectionate and affectionate?

"Madam, why don't you wear shoes in the winter?"

"Because... I can't find the pair of shoes you gave me..."

"It's okay, it's okay, sir, I'll help you cover your feet~"

After being nudged and begged in every possible way, Pei Zhinan finally got into bed.

But Li Qingming was not happy again.

"Why am I lying down?"

"Because you have just recovered from a serious illness, so you should lie down."

"Then when can I be up there?"

"Definitely next time."

"Madam, please don't lie to me."

"Li Qingming, do you still want it?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

There was no words all night, but occasionally there were a few voices that were covered up by the whistling wind and snow.

In the days that followed, Li Qingming finally realized what the harmonious sound of the piano and the harp was. As the weather gradually got warmer, the wind-chill syndrome in his body gradually receded.

With early spring, everything is moving in a good direction.

only......

Li Qingming discovered that there were gradually more white hairs on his wife's black hair.

But he only asked once, and the white hair disappeared the next day, so much so that he thought he was hallucinating.

Li Qingming really felt that his wife worked too hard, but his body was unable to do any heavy work, so he could only find ways to be nice to Pei Zhinan.

Wash her feet, massage her shoulders, and tell her some stories when she goes to bed at night.

"Madam, tonight I will tell you the story of the ghost Nie Xiaoqian."

"Ghost? Isn't it a fox demon?"

"Ah?" Li Qingming blinked, feeling that something was wrong.

"You said it last time," Pei Zhinan came up and asked again: "If I were also a fox demon, would you still be loyal to me like Ning Caichen?"

"Of course," Li Qingming responded without thinking.

Don’t be too awesome like a fox girl!

"What if I am not me in the future?"

"What's the meaning?"

Pei Zhinan was silent for a long time, "For example, if you come from a big family, you have everything, and everyone around you is extremely kind to you? I'm afraid that if you bump into each other, or even if you get hurt accidentally, they will treat you in every possible way. Accusation?"

"Isn't this good?" Li Qingming blinked. He felt a little weird, but he thought that this kind of life as a young master was his most longed dream. "Doesn't this mean that everyone is sincere?" Do you love me?"

"But what if, suddenly one day you find out."

Pei Zhinan lowered his eyes and spoke in a tone of loneliness that no one could understand, "Do you exist just to bring someone from the clan to your side? Everyone's kindness to you is not at all out of love for you. . . . Just because of the other you who will occupy your body at that time.”

"The meaning of your existence is nothing more than this..."

"You know you are unable to resist, but you still want to fight to the death and die together."

"But because of some accidents, you have someone you miss, care about, and can't let go of..."

"You're too afraid of being weak."

"So you want to be cruel and kill them or abandon them, but you can't do it."

"In the end, you realize...that you left silently and accepted your existing destiny."

Hearing some emotion in her tone, Li Qingming suddenly felt some heart-wrenching pain in his chest.

"Hey, madam, why are you so sentimental?" Li Qingming raised a smile. He didn't know why Pei Zhinan suddenly mentioned this. Could it be that she had had such an experience.

Alas, how is that possible?

However, he still held Pei Zhinan in his arms and kissed her forehead, "Madam, are you stupid by reading those fantasy novels?"

Pei Zhinan wants to say something else,

Li Qingming spoke one step ahead of her: "Even if everyone in the world is not sincere to you, frames you, or lies to you, I will always be loyal to you."

"Then what if I leave?"

"Even if my husband is exhausted, he will still find you..."

Pei Zhinan said nothing for a long time, just staring at Li Qingming's face, looking at him again and again, as if he wanted to integrate him into his body.

Li Qingming blushed a little, leaned into her ear and whispered:

"Madam, how about we have a baby?"

It was obviously spring, but there was the sound of wind and snow outside the house again.

But the good times didn't last long.

Somehow, some strange rumors suddenly spread in the village.

"That little lady from the Li family is that man-eating monster! She came to my sheepfold last night and stole a sheep!"

"Isn't that so? I saw her in the mountains a few days ago with white hair, but when she came back she looked like a little girl again."

"No wonder, last winter, so many old people died in our village."

Rumors are the most destructive weapon and are pervasive.

Li Qingming didn't care, but there were gradually more filthy things at his door.

Rooster blood, black dog blood, children's urine...the things that are rumored to be able to deal with evil spirits all appear at the door.

As soon as he went out, someone looked at him strangely.

"Boy from the Li family, I advise you to stay away from the monsters as soon as possible."

"You have become so sick these years, she must have sucked your yang energy!"

"If it doesn't work, we'll find a mage to take her in!"

Li Qingming was so angry that he couldn't sleep at night and couldn't bear it. He went out at dawn to talk to these stupid people.

When Pei Zhinan returned, he saw Li Qingming with a bruised nose, swollen face and black bruises all over his body.

"They are such big people, what do you care about them?"

"Who told them to talk behind your back every day?" Li Qingming said, grinning in pain, "We will move tomorrow!"

"Where to move?"

"Go wherever you want. If the village next door doesn't work, then go to the mountains!"

Li Qingming just did what he said without reading any books about sages. After building a wooden house in the mountains, he and Pei Zhinan moved into the mountains, quite like a couple of gods and immortals.

Spring passes and summer comes.

But one day, you were wandering in the forest, and suddenly you met an immortal spirit descending from the sky.

"Young man, I see that you are a good person, and I would like to go to the Immortal Sect with me to practice. When you are successful in your cultivation, you will not only have all the glory and wealth you want, but you will also achieve immortality!"

"Prosperity and wealth?"

Li Qingming blinked. He knew that this old Taoist was indeed the so-called immortal, but what he cared about was glory and wealth. He had not forgotten the glory and wealth he had promised Pei Zhinan.

The old Taoist nodded, "When the time comes, all the powerful and wealthy people will kneel down and worship you when they see you!"

Li Qingming didn't care about this and just asked: "How long will it take?"

"century."

"Forget it, I promised to accompany my wife till eternity!" Upon hearing this, Li Qingming refused directly.

"A hundred years of hard work can lead to thousands of years of eternal life. You don't know which one is more important?"

"That can't compare to the loving relationship between me and my wife."

The old Taoist looked serious, "Is it possible that you don't know that your wife is a fox demon?"

"Nonsense!"

Li Qingming’s face sank!

But the old Taoist waved his sleeves, and a woman with fox ears and tail fell to the ground, her breath weak.

It is his wife Pei Zhinan who has not returned home today!

"Is it credible now?" the old Taoist asked leisurely.

"Believe me, you bitch!"

Unexpectedly, Li Qingming cursed angrily, held the dying Pei Zhinan in his arms, and stared at the old man with blood-red eyes: "Shameless old man, how dare you hurt my wife?!"

"That's a demon!"

"This is my wife!"

"It is the responsibility of our righteous cultivators to eliminate demons and protect the Tao! The old Taoist will not touch the names of any innocent people."

"Get the fuck out of here!"

"As long as you kill this fox monster, the old Taoist will definitely impart the supreme immortal method to you."

"Get the fuck out of here!"

After a dispute, it seemed that Li Qingming's qualifications were too much, so the old man relaxed and said, "As long as you are separated from her, I will take you to enjoy endless glory and wealth."

Li Qingming still had a bad mouth, but he had already taken out a dagger and put it across his neck, cutting a bloody mark in one stroke.

"You are a righteous monk who cares about the world, right? If you say another word, then I will become the first innocent soul under your command."

Li Qingming's determination finally forced this veteran back.

After he left, he suddenly gasped for air and lowered his head to check Pei Zhinan's injuries.

"You...are not afraid of me?"

"What are you afraid of?"

Li Qingming choked up a little, "As the saying goes, if you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, if you marry a dog, follow the dog. I married you, a witch..."

"Since you call me my husband," he then smiled calmly, "then I will be a goblin official."

He took Pei Zhinan back to their small bamboo house and took good care of him. He would get injured every day when he went out looking for herbs.

If this was the case, he wouldn't feel tired.

But Pei Zhinan's injuries became more and more serious, which made Li Qingming full of grief, as if he had lost his soul day and night.

He knew that his wife's life was short-lived...

"Madam, how about we get married?"

Li Qingming said this.

"marry?"

Pei Zhinan's eyes seemed to have a little more brilliance, as if they were looking back, "Are you still willing to marry me?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? You are my wife, and I am your husband-in-law. If I don't marry you, who will you marry?" Li Qingming held back his tears, turned around, bought wedding candles, put curtains on the windows, and even bought a wedding dress. A very happy wedding dress.

So brightly red.

Delightfully red.

Pei Zhinan's silver-white hair made his red clothes look like blood, and his eyes also reflected the same color.

They had neither father nor mother, so they worshiped heaven and earth, and husband and wife worshiped each other.

Under the candlelight, Pei Zhinan's face, which was originally as pale as paper, was stained with the most beautiful light red makeup in the world.

"Ms. sir, I want a bouquet of flowers."

"I'll go out and look for it."

"It would be great if there were stars in the sky tonight..."

The stars will guide the direction for all demon clans.

It is also the destination of all demon clans.

"I......"

Li Qingming paused for a moment. Dark clouds covered the sky today. He could find flowers, but how could he find stars?

"Okay! My husband will go find it for you!" Li Qingming responded.

Seeing Li Qingming's appearance, Pei Zhinan finally showed that rare yet bright tenderness, a tenderness that even the spring sun melting into snow could not compare to.

She is being unreasonable.

For nothing else.

She just wants to experience what it means to be partial.

When he made such unpalatable food, Li Qingming didn't dislike it at all and ate it cleanly.

This is Li Qingming's preference for Yu Baiwei.

When everyone was extremely disgusted with her, Li Qingming still stood in front of her.

This is Li Qingming's preference for little guys.

In the face of himself and his life's glory and wealth, Li Qingming still firmly did what he promised, even willing to give up his life.

This is Li Qingming's preference for Ning Caichen towards Nie Xiaoqian and Xu Xian towards Bai Suzhen.

Even if this is a fictitious dream, Li Qingming will not remember anything about it when she wakes up. Only her Pei Zhinan knows about the dream.

That's enough.

in this dream

All preferences belong to her, Pei Zhinan.

Gradually, she also closed her eyes in the dream. She almost gave all her life to Li Qingming, and the ubiquitous fatigue gradually swallowed her up.

When she vaguely heard Li Qingming's footsteps coming back, she opened her eyes and spoke feebly, with a little lust: "Mr. Hua Tweed..."

Li Qingming responded and placed a bouquet of flowers in front of her eyes.

Pei Zhinan just glanced at it and vaguely saw a bouquet of flowers. She couldn't distinguish the color or shape, but she felt that this was probably the most beautiful bouquet of flowers in the world.

"Do you like it, madam?"

"Hi, I like..."

"anything else!"

"What else?"

Pei Zhinan only thought that Li Qingming was coaxing her, but he also struggled to open his eyes slowly.

Then he was slightly stunned.

Li Qingming blew out the candlelight and took out a cloth bag.

buzzing,

Soon a little bit of fluorescence flew out from the mouth of the bag...

It was fluttering, and soon it filled the whole room. Light yellow-green light spots floated around the two of them.

In a house without candlelight,

Little by little, they are like stars shining all over the sky.

"The stars in the sky that my husband picked for you."

Pei Zhinan's eyes suddenly became blurry, and the tears that came from nowhere suddenly blurred her vision and made her voice hoarse.

"Li Qingming, can you call me ma'am again?"

"Lady."

——(End of this volume)

Summary at the end of the volume

I finished writing more than 5,000 words in one go, which made me a little tired.

[You promise me a star, I will give you a bright cloud] The plot of the first volume is basically over here, and the follow-up of the second volume will switch to a new map, going to the secret realm of the demon clan.

Well, open a new map and save the witch to play.

There are reasons for the choices Pei Zhinan made. The reason why he chose to use his body to make medicine is also mentioned in the previous article.

However, the subsequent plot cannot be fully explained directly, but it is briefly explained in this chapter.

She is a demon girl, a being of the most noble bloodline of the Fox Clan, but she is a vessel prepared for certain plans of the Demon Clan.

So I don't want to accept my arranged fate.

So if you want to fight desperately, even if you die, you will never give in.

But because of the little one, Pei Zhinan slowly hesitated, worried that after he left, Pei Zhulu would have no one to take care of him.

So I wanted to "test" Li Qingming to see if he can play the role of a good father.

The little guy's running away from home was also her arrangement.

Her purpose in coming to Jiuzhou Sect was also to win the Ten Thousand Demons Tower as mentioned in the previous chapter, as a bargaining chip for her own resistance.

However, during her interactions with Li Qingming's family of three, she was still subtly influenced, becoming more and more hesitant and constantly making some changes.

After learning about the conditions Li Qingming needed to rebuild his foundation, she hesitated even more.

She wanted to test Li Qingming again, and then deliberately lied, but she also decided that if Li Qingming really risked everything for the little guy, then she would use her body as medicine to help him rebuild his foundation.

He used the first-born leaves of the Ten Thousand Demons Tree to restore his longevity cultivation, and then fight against the inevitable fate of losing. It’s a perfect solution to both worlds.

But in the end, she still hesitated, which is what this chapter said she was most afraid of: her soft heart.

She's afraid she won't be a good mother

If her heart softens, she will no longer be the witch she was before, and decides to give Li Qingming and Pei Zhulu a better future.

And the future is linked to strength, so she wants to give Li Qingming a blessing and return to the demon clan to accept his fate, which is another way of resistance.

This is also the origin of the name of this volume - you promise me a star, and I will give you a blue cloud all the way.

Because Pei Zhinan's own character setting as a "witch" cannot be as straight and fast as ordinary sweet stories. It is destined to have various ups and downs and different stages of psychological changes before she can truly face this feeling.

The male and female protagonists are destined to fall in love and kill each other, and their relationship will not be smooth sailing.

This is also the first time I try this way of writing. If there is something I don’t like, I will try to listen to it as much as possible and change it as much as possible.

Thank you all for your continued support!

Three bows!