Get Lost, You Witch! Don’t Even Think About Letting Me Have A Baby With You Again!

You can't always trust a woman's mouth, because duplicity is the most realistic portrayal of them.

You can't trust a man's words either, they are a liar.

Sensing that Pei Zhinan was somewhat interested, but unable to hide his face, Li Qingming deliberately said: "When my mother grows up, she will not be interested in toys like this, and she will not even touch them."

Want to play?

I wonder if you, a seductress, are thick-skinned?

I can’t get enough of you!

"Aoao," the little guy nodded. He was already lying on the machine control table, with his whole face pressed against the glass cover. He was looking at the crystal balls inside, thinking about all the things hidden inside. What baby are you wearing?

"Insert the coin first, then use this joystick to control the paw, aim it, and press the button and the paw will fall." Li Qingming bent down and demonstrated to the little guy first, "If you catch it, the wish ball will fall." It will come out from under it.”

Pei Zhulu looked at it extremely seriously, without even blinking, for fear of missing a step.

When Li Qingming handed him a box of metal coins with a small fox pattern on them, she looked at them curiously several times before carefully inserting the coins.

His little hands gripped the joystick tightly, his eyes fixed on the paws that moved as the joystick shook.

Move, aim.

Press the button and fire!

After a crisp sound that seemed to be about a major event in life, the little guy couldn't help but clasp his hands together, and the fox tail behind him swayed nervously.

"Ouch~"

But the first attempt did not bring her any good results. Seeing that her claws failed, her fox ears and tail also pulled down: "Dad~"

"It's okay, come again." Li Qingming rubbed her head to encourage her. The game was a game, but it did not prevent him from using it to instill some ideas into the little one. "If it doesn't work once, try it again. Keep persisting, and you will always be able to do it. success."

With Li Qingming's encouragement, Pei Zhulu didn't have any worries, "Dad is right!"

There are so many colorful wish balls inside, there is always one that can be caught.

After trying a few more operations, the mechanical claw finally grabbed a blue wish ball, making it jump for joy on the spot, and its two little hands turned red.

With a thud, she picked up the fallen blue wish ball with her own hands, held it in the palm of her hand and handed it to Li Qingming, "Dad."

Li Qingming was stunned, "You caught him, you don't need to give it to dad."

"No," Pei Zhulu's tone was more decisive than anything else, "The ball you catch for the first time must be given to Dad!"

intimate.

It’s really my considerate little cotton-padded jacket.

While Li Qingming was moved, Pei Zhinan's expression turned even colder.

To be more precise, it tastes delicious.

She obviously gave birth to it several months into her pregnancy!

She obviously fed it with juice day by day!

She obviously took her last name Pei!

But why is it that once I have a shit daddy, my mother-in-law completely disappears from my heart?

Leng Buding noticed a burst of coldness, Li Qingming was slightly stunned, and then he was in a good mood. He took the wish ball and deliberately shook it towards Pei Zhinan, showing off his intentions openly and honestly.

It seems to be saying: "I'm sorry, you stinky witch, but our daughter just likes me more."

Hard!

Pei Zhinan's fists suddenly became hard and they were clenched together without realizing it. However, Li Qingming didn't give her a chance to get angry. He turned around and knelt down to play with his daughter.

"Can dad open it for you?"

"Okay, okay!" Pei Zhulu said again, "Dad, wait, wait."

Li Qingming didn't know what she meant. When he saw her covering her eyes with her hands, she was so cute again.

After it was completely covered, the little guy asked Li Qingming to open it: "Okay, Dad can open it!"

"alright."

Li Qingming smiled and twisted away the wish ball, and made an extremely childish sound of "thump thump thump". The little guy put down his hand, and after seeing what was in the ball clearly, he couldn't help but scream in surprise.

"It's so childish!" Pei Zhinan, who was standing by, saw this in her eyes, and the sourness in her heart surged up again, but she actually found that it was mixed with a little bit of sweetness.

"Daddy, daddy, this is marriage candy!"

Asked about the smell, the little guy identified the small balls inside, which were the marriage candies from before.

She couldn't wait to pick it up and fed one into Li Qingming's mouth first, "Dad, eat."

Then he ran up to Pei Zhinan and raised his hands high: "Mom, eat!"

Pei Zhinan didn't like this kind of close contact and refused with a frown. How could the little guy agree? "Auntie, this is a marriage candy! It's so delicious! If you eat it, you can renew your marriage in the next life!"

Pei Zhinan, who didn't believe in the gods and Buddhas in the sky, but only believed in the sharp sword in his own hand, still shook his head.

Then he hesitated because the little guy suddenly said something in a low tone - "Aunt, do you not want to be the little guy's mom in the next life?"

"Then, I'll try what it tastes like." Pei Zhinan took it and put it in his mouth.

"Auntie, is it sweet? Is it delicious?"

Facing the little guy's question, which seemed to be offering a treasure, Pei Zhinan still looked indifferent and said, "It's just normal."

Just these two words, nothing else.

But the sweetness on the tip of the tongue has already spread quickly in the mouth, and then flows into the heart with the blood.

A little bitter.

But, very sweet.

"Okay..." The little guy who didn't know that Pei Zhinan was just arrogant was a little disappointed. He turned around and continued to stand in front of the machine, and happily grabbed the wish ball.

She will grab some other delicious food to open her eyes!

"Daddy, daddy, I caught you again!"

When she caught it again, she cheered happily again. After opening it, the excitement became even stronger!

In the wish ball, there was actually a piece of paper with a little fox printed on it.

"Daddy, daddy, is this a wish paper?" The little guy circled around Li Qingming several times, but he couldn't suppress the joy in his heart.

This is simply her happiest day!

wrong.

Every day with Dad is the happiest day!

"That's it," Li Qingming responded with a smile, "Then what do you want Dad to do?"

"I want I want......"

Pei Zhulu held the blank wish note tightly in his little hands, and his little head was spinning, trying to think of what he wanted his father to do with him.

But after thinking about it, she couldn't think of anything, because no matter what she wanted to do, Li Qingming would always agree.

Isn’t this just a waste!

no!

The little guy's brows were almost twisted into knots. He suddenly stared at Pei Zhinan on the side and said loudly:

"I want my mother-in-law,"

"Dear Dad!"

"One hundred blows, one thousand blows, ten thousand blows!"

"Grandma, marriage candy isn't sweet, but daddy's mouth is!"