Get Lost, You Witch! Don’t Even Think About Letting Me Have A Baby With You Again!

"I was conquered by you and cut off all escape routes~"

"I'll be conquered by you like this and drink the poison you've hidden~"

"I am conquered by you like this, am I conquered by you like this, ah~"

Li Qingming couldn't stop teaching Pei Zhinan how to sing Conquer, mouth to mouth. As the little guy said, as a father, she naturally had to teach her disobedient mother a lot more.

However, the soul-purifying incense was limited. After it burned out, Pei Zhinan, whose face had not completely faded away from the blush, already placed the sword on Li Qingming's neck with murderous intent:

"Li Qingming, it's too late for you to regret it now!"

"Oh," Li Qingming didn't even bother to raise his eyelids. He didn't like anyone as soon as the word 'big' was written on his face.

What Pei Zhinan hates the most is that he looks like he is sure of her. Who in the world dares to look down on her like this, Pei Zhinan?

However, she really didn't want to take action.

It wasn't that she couldn't bear it, she was just worried that no one would be able to take care of the little guy after a while.

At least, that's what Pei Zhinan thinks.

"If there is a next time, this will be your fate!"

The sword fell with the sound, and the rare wooden cabinet was split into two halves. Whatever treasures were inside were shattered into flying smoke, leaving no trace at all.

Seeing that Li Qingming didn't respond, Pei Zhinan spoke coldly, and with a few flickers of his sword, he cut Li Qingming's robe into messy pieces, as if to vent the humiliation he had just suffered.

"Remember, you, Li Qingming, are nothing more than a plaything, a cauldron, in my hands, Pei Zhinan."

"Ah, yes, yes."

Li Qingming doesn't have a dick, and he doesn't have a thick head. If a woman wants to step down, then give it to her.

"A despicable person who has no sense of shame or respect!" Pei Zhinan could hardly have noticed the perfunctory nature, and stepped on Li Qingming again intolerable.

It seemed like it was forceful, but it was neither painful nor itchy when it fell on Li Qingming.

"Hey, you can't kill me if you step on me!"

Li Qingming took a deep breath of air and complained loudly.

"It would be better to die!"

Pei Zhinan looked indifferently, but he never noticed that there was a hidden smile on the corner of his mouth - she, Pei Zhinan, did not lose!

However, after teaching Li Qingming a lesson... it was Pei Zhulu's turn.

Without even thinking about it, Pei Zhinan knew that it must be that little bastard Pei Zhulu who told Li Qingming this secret.

"If you have a father, you will forget about your mother!"

In a flash, Pei Zhinan landed in front of the big sand pit in the courtyard.

No child can resist the temptation to play in the mud, not even adults! Li Qingming, who is responsive to the little guy's requests, naturally has a plan like this. Not only is the sand in it the kind that can nourish the body of monks. He also spent a lot of money to refine a set of shovels, excavators, road rollers and other toys.

I just saw that Li Qingming and Pei Zhinan had something to talk about, so the little guy sat in the sandpit alone and had a great time.

Although sometimes she couldn't turn her head when talking, her hands-on ability was extremely strong. She actually built a courtyard and houses one after another, which were lifelike and exquisite.

When he looked up and saw Pei Zhinan, Pei Zhulu clapped his little hands and hurriedly got up. His tone was extremely proud, "Aniang, Aniang, look at how well built my house is!"

Pei Zhinan didn't respond or nod, until he heard the little guy introduce it in a very disgusting way, "Auntie, Auntie, let me tell you, this is the biggest and biggest room, I built it just for you!"

"From now on, daddy and I will live in there! The bed will be big too!"

Looking in the direction pointed by the little guy's finger, Pei Zhinan suddenly felt a sourness in her heart that she couldn't distinguish.

The house Pei Zhulu pointed to was indeed the largest and most exquisite one.

only......

Why are there so many houses in this courtyard?

"What about the others?" Pei Zhinan asked quietly.

"Others?" The little guy turned around and laughed without thinking, "Of course it's for the others..."

But these words stopped as abruptly as her laughter.

"Of course," Pei Zhulu glanced at his mother-in-law, "Of course, of course..."

She's really not good at lying.

This kind of performance was enough for Pei Zhinan to know her answer, and his eyes became more solemn. This ability of one big and one small is really better than the other...

"Is it for your other ladies?" Pei Zhinan asked lightly.

"Yeah~" The little guy nodded subconsciously. He thought to himself that grandma really understands him, but his face suddenly changed after a moment, and his ears had already twitched down.

It's over, it's over, my butt is going to be beaten again...

With this thought in his mind, Pei Zhulu almost cried. He timidly raised his head and looked at Pei Zhinan: "Auntie, I didn't hear what you asked clearly. Can you ask me again?"

"Ha~"

The only answer she received was a faint sneer.

Pei Zhulu wiped the non-existent cold sweat from his forehead, and began to lower his head and count the sand on the ground. After a few seconds of silence, suddenly wind came under his feet and stirred up a burst of dust.

In just a blink of an eye, she rushed into the bedroom, closed the door, patted her chest, and gasped for air.

"It's okay, it's okay, I almost started to bloom again."

But when she turned her head, she met Pei Zhinan's faint eyes.

Pei Zhulu was so frightened that he actually jumped up on the spot and hid in the quilt, wrapping himself tightly.

She has nowhere to run...

Is this called despair...

The little one suddenly understood the word that her father taught her last time, and then she remembered what Li Qingming had told her - to have the courage to resist all injustices!

right!

I have to listen to my father! Be a brave little pig deer!

Pei Zhulu thought for a while, his eyes gradually became firmer, and he mustered up the courage to shout to Pei Zhinan outside the quilt: "Auntie, this is wrong for you, do you know?"

"What's wrong?" Pei Zhinan was not in a hurry and asked along with her.

"You can't just beat and scold (education)! You can't be like this when you are a parent! Otherwise it will be a gang (domestic violence)!" racking his brains to recall what Li Qingming taught, Pei Zhulu became more and more fluent as he spoke, "You You will be arrested and taken away quickly!"

"Auntie, let me tell you," the little guy felt that what he said was very reasonable, and the little guy became a little bolder, "do you know what will happen if I report it to the official?"

"How about it?"

"How is it?!" The little guy's tone suddenly became louder, "Dad said he would put you in jail! Do you know what will happen in jail? But you will have to sleep with mice!"

"Will sleep with rats."

"Aren't you afraid, Auntie?" Pei Zhulu was very afraid of mice, but he secretly felt bad because of Pei Zhinan's calmness, "Do you know how scary mice are?"

"have no idea."

"Then if you ask me, I'll tell you," before the little guy gave up, Dad said, she is a smart and clever little guy!

"..." Pei Zhinan was stunned and let out a breath. Feeling that he would not be able to survive today without a heavy blow, he asked: "Are you more afraid of mice or me?"

The room suddenly fell into silence.

After a while, the little guy's voice sounded again from the quilt.

It was not a word of discussion, nor was it a plea for mercy, but a loud cry.

"Wow~~~~~~"

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small theater:

The year has come, and the firecrackers are noisy outside the house.

Inside the house, the little pig deer wearing a big red cotton-padded jacket was lying in the arms of his father, Li Qingming, with a lifeless expression on his face. "Dad, my butt hurts. I need to eat some candy to get better. Can you help me?" I want that candy back."

"Bao, there's nothing I can do about it. Your mother-in-law is very angry." Li Qingming spread his hands and said, "Let's say New Year greetings to the brothers and uncles present, and they might give you a red envelope."

"Red envelope? Is it some delicious candy?"

"It's not sugar, but I can buy you a lot of sugar."

"ah!"

When the little guy heard this, his eyes lit up again. He bowed deeply in front of the screen, his little head almost hanging to his knees, and the fingers of his hands were intertwined so nervously that they were almost knotted.

"Brothers and uncles, happy new year~"

"Please make more electricity for love, the little guy is here to trouble you!"