Gensokyo Detective, but surrounded by Shura Field

Seeing that Flandre's mood was still low, Chu Bai decided to take the initiative:

"Once upon a time, there was a little pig who wanted to know what happiness was."

"So it went to ask the tiger, and the tiger said that being with family is happiness."

"It ran to ask the lion, and the lion said that having three wives and four concubines is happiness."

"It went to ask the leopard, and the leopard said that having a healthy body is happiness."

"The little pig happily went home to tell its mother, who said that today is actually your happiest day. The little pig asked, why?"

Flandre also asked confusedly, "Why?"

Chu Bai chuckled: "The pig's mother explained, it's a blessing you made it back alive! Look at the people you asked, so damn dangerous!"

Flandre: "?"

Sakuya: "???"

Chapter 48: At This Moment, Remilia Is on Her Way

Seeing Flandre and Sakuya staring blankly at each other, both of them seemed to be filled with question marks.

Chu Bai thought his joke wasn't funny enough, so he quickly said again:

"Don't understand? Then let me change to another joke."

"A mother took her son to see a psychiatrist."

"The mother said that her son had been thinking he was a hen for the past six months."

"The doctor asked her why she waited so long to seek treatment."

"The mother replied that the whole family was waiting to eat eggs!"

"Hahahahahaha..."

Sakuya: "..."

Flandre: "..."

"Haha... uh..."

Chu Bai laughed for a long time himself.

As a result, he found Sakuya and Flandre looking at him with pity, as if he were an idiot.

Immediately, Chu Bai took a deep breath:

"You can't even be moved by this level of joke?"

"Then I'm going to use my ultimate move, listen carefully—"

"Recently, some illegal merchants in the Human Village are selling human organs under the guise of selling fruit!"

"Because just yesterday, I saw someone selling cherries, so I went over to try some."

"When I tasted the 100th cherry, the boss suddenly lowered his voice and asked me... do you want a face?"

Sakuya: "..."

Flandre: "..."

Chu Bai: "..."

The three people stared at each other silently.

The silence in the room was deafening, as if one could clearly hear everyone's heartbeat.

Until finally, Chu Bai plopped down on the ground, his whole body in a posture of dejected failure:

"I'm sorry, I have no sense of humor and can't tell jokes at all!"

Sakuya comforted him from the side:

"It's okay, if you treat this as a 'don't laugh' challenge, then you're still very successful..."

"Is that how you comfort people? It makes me even sadder!"

...

...

Taking a deep breath.

Chu Bai stood up again and decided to change his plan.

The overall goal is still to get closer to Flandre and wait for Remilia to wake up, and finally use this relationship to obtain the Gold and Silver Ore Treasure.

In other words, he just needs to play with Flandre during this time.

Thinking of this, Chu Bai directly took out his laptop:

"Flandre, would you like big brother to teach you how to play games?"

"Play games?"

"That's right, this is a computer game, it's very exciting to play."

"Exciting games? I want to play!"

Flandre was successfully attracted by Chu Bai's attention.

Sakuya secretly said to Chu Bai:

"Mr. Chu Bai, is it really appropriate to let the Second Young Mistress be exposed to video games? Won't she become addicted to them?"

Chu Bai smiled confidently:

"Don't worry, I'm watching her."

"...It's because you're here that I'm not at ease. After all, you're a super otaku who's addicted to games for 20 hours a day, and your otaku aura is almost catching up with Rinnosuke's."

Sakuya muttered, but she was also planning in her heart.

Compared to destroying and killing everywhere, the harm of being addicted to games is indeed much smaller.

Moreover, the Second Young Mistress is a vampire, so even if she becomes addicted, it doesn't seem to cause any harm to her body... Rather, she hopes that Flandre can play games peacefully every day and cause less trouble.

So Sakuya was relieved:

"Okay, then I'll leave this to you."

"This is a special maid chief's bell. If you need help, you can shake this bell and I will arrive immediately."

"Okay, leave it to me."

Sakuya left the room and continued to clean up other places.

Chu Bai sat next to Flandre and opened a simple racing game.

"So first, let's try a simple racing game."

"Mhm!"

Flandre nodded obediently, listening carefully to Chu Bai's instructions.

"This is the W key, this is the S key, and there are also the A and D keys, which control the direction of the car."

"The space bar is for drifting, and the F key next to it is for throwing items. For example, this banana peel can cause the opponent's car to malfunction..."

Chu Bai explained in detail.

Flandre listened with her head shaking, nodding in agreement from time to time.

Until the end, after seeing Chu Bai finish his introduction, she raised her hand:

"Big brother, which button should I use for Laevatein?"

"Laevatein, that should be... huh? Laevatein?"

"Yes."

Flandre pointed to the game character on the screen:

"If I use Laevatein to stab them all to death before the start, wouldn't I win directly without having to race?"

"???"

Chu Bai was dumbfounded on the spot:

"They just came to race, why do you want to stab them? Are you a devil?"

"I'm a vampire."

Flandre showed her cute little fangs:

"A pure-blooded vampire."

"..."

Staring at Flandre's innocent expression, Chu Bai slapped his forehead.

It seems that this Second Young Mistress really lacks common sense.

But it doesn't matter, there's still a lot of time.

He will personally lead Flandre to appreciate the true meaning of games, and by the way, instill some common sense that conforms to modern values!

...

...

After that, one human and one vampire immersed themselves in the world of games.

It must be said that Flandre, with a normal mental state, also has a very high ability to comprehend.

Although she stumbled at first, she quickly caught up with Chu Bai's rhythm.

In just half an hour, she was able to skillfully drive the racing car and would not ask outrageous questions such as "Why not kill the players in advance?" or "Why can only throw banana peels and not nuclear bombs?".

Watching her master the basic game skills, Chu Bai took her to experience many games again.

There were card games like 《Three Kingdoms Kill》, strategy games like 《Civilization 9》, and open-world games like 《Grand Theft Auto 5》.

Of course, Flandre enjoyed action-slashing games the most, such as 《Elden Ring》 and 《Sekiro》.

Perhaps because she has a strong talent, Flandre even managed to kill the Tree Sentinel at the start and defeat Genichiro without taking damage, which made Chu Bai call her awesome.

Soon, time passed by gradually.

As the sun gradually set, the sky became darker and darker.

Chu Bai yawned a big yawn. Seeing that it was almost dinner time, he felt quite sleepy.

After all, he had a big battle with Patchouli during the day, and played games with Flandre for so long. Even he couldn't stand it.

"Flandre, I'm going to take a nap."

Chu Bai said to Flandre, "If your sister wakes up, remember to call me."

"Okay~"

Flandre nodded obediently.

After setting this human alarm clock, Chu Bai immediately rolled his eyes, stretched his legs, and fell asleep.

After a while, Flandre successfully defeated Isshin Ashina and achieved the Shura ending of 《Sekiro》.

She also yawned a little yawn, and also felt a little sleepy.

After all, for vampires, being active during the day is equivalent to staying up all night, so they will definitely be sleepy.

"But I have to wake up big brother later."

"Hmm... what should I do?"

Flandre turned her little brain and successfully had a good idea:

"Then I'll sleep next to big brother."