Genshin Impact

Chapter 003

Ji Qing’s mentality is about to explode, but the picture on the big screen is not over.

After casting a sword light like me, I cut off the ox.

The master carver in the picture has been flying in mid-air.

The cow miscellaneous had already been chopped and landed on the board, but the carving master still did not stop.

A minute later….

Master Engraver is still flying.

Three minutes later….

Master Engraver is still flying.

Five minutes later….

The engraved master continued to fly.

It seems that he has already lost his mind after flying.

Dada Duck: “Is it necessary to fight like this?”

Boss Zhongli: “This is the craftsman spirit of Liyue.”

Dada Duck showed a speechless expression and said, “You say, will she still stop?”

Old man Zhongli just took a sip of tea, glanced at Master Ji, and was silent.

The final picture focuses on the engraver who keeps flying, and then shrinks into a black screen in a circle.

[End of video, thanks for watching.] ]

[The protagonist of the video, Master Engraver, gets a reward: Flying Bull Miscellaneous Sword Technique.] ]

[The live room will be closed in five minutes…]

Happy, all happy.

Where have the people of Teyvat seen this kind of spoof, and for a time they were happy to be opened up like a certain Yongle Emperor.

[Paimon: Is this Liyue’s Yuheng Star Carving?] It feels like it, really, poof, not a person at all. ]

[Screen: Paimon, be polite, hold back.] ]

[Arataki Kazuto: No, hahahahaha, no, it’s so funny, it’s going to laugh at the dead ghost.] ]

[Shinobu Kuki: Boss, you’re enough.] ]

[Condensation: @Kujo Zhuluo, this guy named Arataki Yidou, do you have to take care of it.] ]

[Kujo Hiroshi: I’m very sorry, but this ghost is a fugitive prisoner and is being arrested in the next round.] ]

[Morning grapefruit: Flying around, looking so dizzy.] ]

[Beidou: Although as a friend, hahaha, I can’t help it.] ]

[Uncle Tian: It’s actually quite cute, hahahaha, young man.] ]

[Ji Qing: Uncle Tian! ] Why don’t even you go with you (?’~?)].

[Ganyu: Eh, that, actually, hee~].

[Kelly: Wow, it’s so awesome, she can fly for so long, and Kelly wants to learn too.] (???)]

[Kaia: If Xiao Keli wants to learn this, then she has to go to Liyue to find Miss Keqing.] ]

[Jean: @Kaia, Kaia, enough is enough.] ]

[Amber: Sorry, I really don’t want to laugh, but it’s really funny.] ]

……

Five minutes later, the studio closed and everyone was back in the real world.

It’s like a dream, but it’s so real.

The master of cow miscellaneous carving instantly became the topic of everyone’s conversation.

In Liyue, the streets and alleys are talking about the funny scene of the carving master flying and cutting cows in the video just now.

“The live broadcast room just now is real, it’s amazing.”

“What kind of spoof of the second creation, I didn’t expect that the first one turned out to be our Lord Yuheng Xingqing in Liyue, it’s really funny.”

“Hahahaha, this second creation spoof is really an interesting thing.”

“Cut off the miscellaneous and cut off the cattle, I can’t tell the difference between stupid and stupid, hahaha…”

“If you don’t listen carefully, you can’t tell it, this second creation live broadcast room is too talented, and you can even think of this kind of creativity.”

“Hey, hey, aren’t you afraid? This kind of casual pulling people away is also terrible. ”

“There is the emperor and his old man’s home, what are we afraid of, if even the emperor and his old man can’t hold back, then it’s useless for us to be afraid.”

“What you said is so reasonable, I am speechless.”

“Hey, you guys be quiet, don’t be heard by the Qianyan Army.”

……

Of course, don’t dare to be too loud, if it is heard by the Qianyan Army, it will not be good.

However, the Thousand Rock Army themselves were very uncomfortable.

Yuheng Xingqing, who is usually full of majesty, appeared in such a funny image in that so-called Erchuang video.

They wanted to laugh out loud, but they had to hold back, thinking they were soldiers, professionals.

Unless…… Can’t help it.

At this time, Ji Qing was patrolling the streets as usual.

After exiting the live broadcast room, Ji Qing felt the different gazes of the people around him.

With his head down, his face suddenly darkened.

It’s over, it’s all over.

His image as Yuheng Star was shattered!

Clenching his fists, he didn’t notice that he was holding a book of flying cattle cheats in his hand, and ran home with his head down.

The old man Zhongli, who was not far away, saw this scene and shook his head helplessly.

“Eventful, I hope it won’t have much impact on this child.”

This year’s Xian Dian Yi will soon be better, and my retirement plan will follow.

Among them, the rule of man advocated by Ke Qing is an important part.

More than 3,700 years later, it’s time for the people of Liyue to become independent and embark on their own path.

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