Genshin Impact: I smashed a Fufu at the beginning

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Liyue, Yunhanshe.

"Brother Zhongli, how are you? Are you okay lately?"

On the VIP stage on the second floor, Zhongli looked at Yi Xi who jumped up from the railing in front of him and was stunned. He smiled and raised his hand to indicate that he would take a seat:

"Good afternoon, everything is as usual."

Immediately, Yixi took a seat on the other side. The fragrance of a cup of tea on the table in the middle gave people peace of mind, which was in sharp contrast to the noisy gongs and drums below.

I picked it up calmly and took a sip. Although it was not as good as Fulong, the surrounding environment added a unique charm to it.

"Since you are here, it means there will be a show with Mr. Yun today, right?"

"Mr. Zhong came here specially for this purpose. Mr. Yun's opera is one of the best in Liyue. It would be a pity to miss it. It just so happens that Mr. Yun has a new opera performance today, so my friend came at the right time."

Zhongli's words were full of praise for him. He remembered his taste and felt relieved. He just listened. Maybe he didn't understand, but he didn't worry that no one would explain it.

After all, Mr. Zhongli sitting next to him is a strange person who has experienced ancient and modern times and is knowledgeable.

In Liyue, he wanted to claim the second place. I recalled that I had to stand up and claim the first place, and thanked Mr. Zhongli for abdicating the throne.

Zhongli:?

"coming."

As people cheered, Yun Jin walked onto the stage with steady steps.

The pink phoenix eye makeup is just right, and the mysterious figure is eye-catching.

I was stunned when I saw this Yi Xi, this accompaniment, this look back, how could it be so similar...

"But - sigh -"

"Goddess Pi Guan?"

Yixi sat up and looked at the stage with eyes filled with surprise and joy, her brows full of excitement.

"Oh? My friend, have you heard of Mr. Yun's new opera?"

Yixi nodded. Not only had he heard it before, he had heard it many times. This is a national-level opera:

“I’ve heard it a little bit, and I was thinking that I regretted missing Yun Jin’s opera in Qunyu Pavilion, but I didn’t expect that I could listen to it here.”

"It's so good, it's a worthwhile trip."

After saying this, Zhongli and Yixi both picked up their teacups and blew on them, quietly admiring it.

It makes sense when you think about it, Qunyu Pavilion is not accessible to ordinary people, and those invited at that time were naturally high-ranking officials.

Naturally, when such a wonderful opera returns to Yunhan Society, it must be sung for ordinary people from time to time so that it can be passed down.

"Why don't you see your Hutao coming with you?"

At this moment, Zhongli frowned a few pixels, and after thinking that it might just be a small talk, he replied:

"Palace Master Hu is lively and active by nature. He prefers opera and other entertainment in his free time, so naturally she is not interested."

"I can tell, so where is she now?"

Hearing this, Zhongli glanced at Yixi, "What do you want to do by asking these questions?" ?

"Perhaps we can send flyers to Seido somewhere."

"Yeah~ I understand. In fact, I am almost the same person."

Zhongli sipped his tea silently. He had noticed it a long time ago, but at least you now...

I saw Yixi smile evilly at Zhongli, get up and jump out of Yunhan Club by stepping on the fence on the second floor.

Silence for a moment, aren't you very interested in this drama? why did you leave?

Anyway, since he's not here, I can calm down and appreciate it.

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"Wow, it's so lively here, and there's Yun Jin singing on the stage!"

Zhongli heard a familiar voice coming from the crowd below. He walked blankly to the fence and stopped to watch. Then he was stunned.

Behind the crowd, Hu Tao, with her particularly conspicuous white legs, was riding on Yi Xi's shoulders to watch the show excitedly. She had the best view in the audience.

"Well, the song we sang today is based on a true story of the goddess Pi Guan, whose popularity is second only to the most popular actress. Haven't Hutao been here before?"

As he was talking about recalling the past, he didn't forget to look back at Zhongli on the edge of the second floor. As a result, his field of vision was blocked by a piece of fragrant white snow, so don't look at him anymore.

"Hey, don't mention it. Zhongli comes very diligently and orders several pots of expensive tea every time. The main thing is that you don't want to take me with you."

"That's right, after hearing that Brother Xi will take you to eat delicious food, we won't take Zhongli with us either!"

"Great!"

On the second floor, Zhongli sat back with a black line on his face. He knew that something bad would happen if he met this guy. He thought he could suddenly speak human language.

It's just that they know that they have no intention of listening to the show anymore.

Waiter at the store: Forget it, this guy is evading the fare, and he brought a girl with him, forget it, now you are afraid that others won’t see you, what are you doing?

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Liyue, Wanmin Hall.

"Boss, all the signature dishes..."

In Wanmin Hall, Yixi looked at each other with this beautiful woman with an ethereal and cold temperament, and was deeply surprised.

Hu Tao looked back and forth between the two motionless people and asked:

"Yixi, do you know each other?"

"Maybe I've seen it somewhere. All the signature dishes are served."

After hearing this, Shen He came back to his senses and nodded:

"good."

Shen He glanced at Yi Xi one last time, turned around and passed the message to the kitchen.

Yixi thought that she should be working in Wanmintang. It was really unexpected, but okay, this was her first step to integrate into the human world.

"This is what you ordered."

After a while, Shen He served the dishes one after another, and then continued to wait for the guests to be summoned.

Looking at this scene, I feel very happy. Isn't this a good job? It's just that the expression is too cold.

"Yi Xi, do you really not know each other? She seems to have been looking at you."

Hu Tao asked Yi Xi in a low voice. Yi Xi turned around and saw Shen He staring straight at this side without any hesitation.

Not only that, seeing Yixi looking at him, Shen He immediately stepped forward and asked:

"Anything else you want?"

Yi Xi thought to herself, could it be that I underestimated Shen He? Although it was a misunderstanding, she is actually very good at observing words and emotions?

When a customer turns to him, he knows that there must be some need. As for what Hu Tao said, it might just be accidental.

"Um...are there any drinks besides wine here?"

Anyway, I can't live up to others' good intentions, and then I saw Shen He walking straight to the counter, and I was confused.

It seems...I haven't ordered anything yet.

Soon, under the surprised eyes of Yi Xi and Hu Tao, Shen He brought a tray with various drinks in front of Yi Xi:

"These are all, which one do you want?"

Yixi looked at Hutao next to her, and she was obviously confused as well.

In fact, there is nothing wrong if you think about it carefully. Compared with the name on the menu, this can directly present the most authentic side of the drink to the guests.

I can't help but praise Shen He's approach in my heart, getting the best of both worlds.

Of course, there is also my problem. People who come here are usually regulars and they just order whatever they want to drink.

But the key is that when I came here for the first time, I didn’t know what each of these were, and even if I knew, I had never tasted them.

After thinking for a moment, considering that Shen He had just entered the world of mortals, Yi Xi planned to use the most direct way, pointing to a cup and asking her:

"Does this taste good?"

Hearing this, Shen He picked up the cup pointed by Yi Xi and took a sip, then shook his head:

"I think it's just average. It's too sweet."

"..."

Yi Xi was silent for a moment, it turned out that you didn’t know either. After this experience gained, I will know the taste in the future. I praised Shen He again.

But this was not the solution. After thinking about it, he said:

"Then just give me a glass of whatever you think tastes best."

"alright, please wait."

Shen He tasted one cup after another, compared them carefully, then brought one cup to Yi Xi and left.

Yixi was silent again. Have you never drank any of them? !

No, there is no way to sell the remaining ones. He stretched out his hand to stop Shen He:

"Wait a minute, bring me all those glasses. I want to taste them all."

"good."

At the table, Hutao was eating while looking at Yixi who was drinking silently, but she still felt something was wrong.

Turning to look at Shen He, she was still looking at Yi Xi...

"Yi Xi, do you really not know each other? She is still looking at you."

"Have it?"

So Yixi looked again, and then Shen He came over again:

"Do you want anything else?"

"..."

During the short meal, Yi Xi fell into silence several times, so forget it:

"I wonder if it's my imagination. You seem to be looking here all the time. Is there any reason?"

"I'm looking at you. You give me a different feeling from other people, but I can't tell. My name is Shen He, and I am a lonely person. What about you?"

"Remember the past."

"Okay, I remember, call me anytime if you need anything."

After saying that, Shen He went back and started reading again, while Yi Xi continued to drink.

Maybe... it's because I'm too handsome, and Shen He's human experience is not even comparable to that otaku Ina Wife's, so that's normal.

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