Genshin Impact: I smashed a Fufu at the beginning

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Fontaine, Palais Morman, Opéra Opécle.

"Wow, it's Lord Water God and her secretary. They didn't miss out on their performance this time."

On the water god's table, the gods and secretaries of a country sat proudly.

Funina specially arranged a seat next to her for Yi Xi. After all, she was her secretary.

"This is a really good perspective. What's on stage today?"

Yixi turned to look at the woman sitting with her legs crossed next to her. She was elegant, dignified, beautiful, and admired by thousands of people.

"Hmm~"

The confident smile on Funina's face never disappeared. She closed her eyes and tasted it, and then two words came out of her mouth:

"magic!"

"Let's enjoy the magic show presented by Linni and Linnite brother and sister!"

"Deng Deng——"

As the stage spotlight came on, the impassioned great magician Linny and his slightly perfunctory assistant appeared on stage.

"It turns out it's the two of them, so we need to take a closer look."

Yixi casually glanced at Linnet and looked at her with admiration.

I have to say that the person who designed the dress was very good at showing off the cat’s good figure perfectly.

In particular, the beauty of those legs is simply vivid, and the luster of the black silk is also excellent.

"Yi Xi, what you did just now was so magical. Do you know how you did it?"

Funina asked with surprise on her face. She had been staring closely, but she couldn't see any flaws.

Yi Xi had a troubled expression on his face. He just... didn't pay attention to the performance, so he smiled casually:

"If it can be easily seen, it wouldn't be called magic. What you see is what the magician wants you to see. The more you think you see, the less you see."

"oh oh."

Funina nodded quickly and thought about something while watching the two brothers and sisters performing on the stage.

Yixi also watched it attentively. The charm of magic is not the secret, but the amazement brought to people during the performance.

But Yi Xi still didn't enjoy what he saw, because he instinctively wanted to look carefully. Although this is what the magician wanted, he was not a human being, and no matter how fast his technique was, it was all slow motion in Yi Xi's eyes.

"Can you remember Yi Xi?"

Looking at Fu Nina's expectant eyes, Yi Xi thought for a while, then gave her a mysterious smile.

Showing her empty hand, she took out a plate of Qianling Mousse from behind her head.

"You really know how to do it! It's the little cake I like. No, you seem to be able to conjure things up like this!"

"Haha, but performing on stage like this is magic.

"No, it's like you're cheating."

Yixi shrugged helplessly, and then quietly took Funina's little hand, where no one would notice.

Funina blushed and whispered:

"Really, there are obviously so many people down there...ah, you are really bad."

I saw Yi Xi kissing Funina on the face very quickly, in a large public place, thrilling and difficult for ordinary people to detect.

Funina lowered her head gently like a kitten, her pretty face flushed, and squeezing Yixi's big hand was all she responded to.

‘Yi Xi, where’s that little cake? I want it too, I want it too! ’

Suddenly, Funina's coquettish voice came, which made Yixi startled. He turned around and saw that this girl was obviously not finished being embarrassed yet, it was Fukalos!

‘How old are you now, can you stop acting like a little girl? ’

'I don't care, I just want it, I also want to eat small cakes...'

Hearing this, Yixi raised her eyebrows. Is this some kind of free one-for-one service? Why do you even have to take care of your mother...

After thinking for a while, his eyes brightened slightly and he placed a new plate of Qianling Mousse on the cabinet in front of the Grand Inquisitor's seat, and then disappeared.

I sighed inwardly, now Fukalos should...

‘Hmm~~~ It’s really good—it’s delicious! Humans are so interesting, they can actually make such delicious food! ’

Fukalos' exaggerated and sincere voice echoed in Yixi's mind, giving him the urge to rush in, push Fukalos onto her legs and spank her hard.

But I held it back, after all, it wasn’t good with so many people.

Qianori: You too have today, can you understand my mood?

Just when Yixi thought he could concentrate on watching the performance, Fukalos suddenly asked:

‘Yixi, what did Funina feel like when she was intimate with you? ’

‘…’

Yixi took a deep breath, no, I have to find some excuse to beat her!

‘I don’t know, I’ll try it with a man myself. ’

‘Ugh... But I can only be locked up here, where can I find it? You don't come to accompany me either. I envy Funina so much, but I can only watch. ’

‘…’

Yixi thought that it would be a pity for Carlos not to be an actor, but being a water god seemed okay.

It's just a bit dangerous. As far as I know, all the people who have been water gods have died, and there is no one left alive.

And just watch it and don’t say it in front of me!

"Okay, I'll find you later."

"Yeah! Remember to bring me a portion of all the small cakes sold by Fontaine. I want to try them all."

"Okay, I'll let you eat enough when the time comes."

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