Genshin Impact: I smashed a Fufu at the beginning

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Fontainebleau, Qianzhiwu.

"Are you...sure you want this style of clothes?"

In the afternoon, Qianzhi fell into deep thought while looking at the clothes design drawings that Yi Xicheng handed over sincerely.

The exquisite and cute style has a hint of playfulness, and the bold design with cat elements is very cute when you think about it.

First of all, exclude Yi Xi who has some other illness to wear for himself, and also exclude Fu Nina.

Because the space marked on the front of the dress on the drawing is a height that ordinary people cannot reach, it is magnificent, and it is a maid outfit.

Secondly, I have seen many bold styles, but this kind of low-shoulder and ultra-low-cut legs are still made of black and white silk...

Finally, there are the cat ears and cat tail ornaments. Since it is a maid costume, there is nothing strange about it.

There is a scrap of cat tail with a very strange way of wearing it... It is usually hung on the body. How did Yixi originally want people to wear it?

"That's right! Can the boss lady hurry up and finish the work? I need it urgently."

Qianzhi's face darkened for a moment, and she looked at the man on the sofa who might be trying to do something against the law.

He changed his clothes today, his black short-sleeves turned into white, and the golden dragon pattern in front of him changed into the word "justice".

Hmm... He looks like a fan of the God of Justice, which suits his status.

"Who are you going to give this dress to? Just ask casually, you can choose not to answer."

Qianzhi pretended not to care and asked Yixi... (Please cross out and rewrite this sentence for me!)

Qianzhi asked without any doubt, completely careless, not caring at all, not wanting to know at all, and then recalled the past and took action:

"Inazuma's Thunderbolt General!"

"..."

Suddenly Qianzhi didn't want to do it for him, after all, his hometown was Inazuma.

And General Thunder and Lightning is an image of supreme majesty and irreversibility in the hearts of everyone in Inazuma.

Look at the design drawing in your hand, and then imagine General Thunder putting it on...

No, no, Qianzhi shook his head quickly, he couldn't be disrespectful to the gods he believed in!

"General, you are very skilled in martial arts. I suggest you don't have that kind of attitude toward her..."

"But she went too far when she struck me with lightning! You saw it last night. I must teach her a lesson."

Qianzhi was silent again. I thought you had done something immoral again, but it turned out that you were cheating on Dao's wife.

"That's because Dao Wife is currently under a national lockdown. No one is allowed in or out. Of course, you will be warned if you force your way in."

"Warning? That's called a warning. Come and take a closer look."

Yixi gathered his strength and combined his memories to directly play the thrilling scene of last night to Qianzhi. Yixi was so angry that he even used his strength.

A man walked on the sea with his vision blocked, and then a thunderstorm came like a thunderstorm that seemed to kill him.

Qianzhi's pupils shrank when he saw this scene, and he looked sharply at Yixi, "It's good that you are still alive."

And you are not simple either. With this level of attack, you only scratched some of your clothes.

You Kong even raised his middle finger to the sky while carrying thousands of thunders.

"If there are design drawings, I can do it at night."

Qianzhi looked away to calm down her shock:

"Besides, if you can make peace, let's make peace. Thor is also one of the ancient gods. If you are injured... Funina will be worried."

"Of course, but you can't just forget it, otherwise you think why I want to wear this outfit."

Hearing this, Qianzhi sighed helplessly, if I, General Leiden, saw this outfit, I would definitely give you a knife.

No matter how much I try to persuade you, it’s useless:

"It's almost the day when wages are paid. You can only come to collect them in person. Be careful not to be late."

"Well, come on, boss lady! I'll come over to you for tea in the evening."

After saying that, Yixi stood up and prepared to leave, but was then stopped by Qianzhi:

"Wait, are you sure these sizes are correct? How do you know if you haven't met the General?"

"Oh, I didn't know. When I left, a special lightning struck in front of me. The size was written on the fox shadow left behind."

"..."

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"Hello, Lord Water Mystery Book."

"Secretary, your clothes are so beautiful!"

"Hey guys, I feel the same way."

On the street, Yi Xi walked calmly and righteously while responding to the greetings of passers-by, most of whom were women.

Now that I have thought about how to take revenge, the only thing left is to ask that old man.

Just imagine such a big thunder and lightning general wearing this outfit, how exciting!

The contrast is simply too strong. Inazuma is still the best woman. What a genius idea.

Hahahaha, ahhahahaha!

"Um?"

At this moment, Yi Xi suddenly found a drink in front of him. Looking down his arm, he saw Navia's moving smiling face.

"Being Lord Water God's secretary is really stressful. Here, I'll give it to you."

"good..."

On the tables and chairs of the open-air restaurant, a man and a woman sat facing each other.

Yi Xi glanced at the people around him. Most of them were young couples. It seemed like this was a good place for a date.

"Yixi, what were you thinking about just now? I saw you standing there in a daze for a long time."

Navia rested her face with her left hand, holding a straw in her mouth that was just long enough to connect to the entire drink. She looked at Yi Xi and asked him.

The atmosphere of this store is very good, and Navia will come here to order an ice drink and drink it slowly in her spare time.

"I was trying to figure out how to push Thor onto her lap and give her a good spanking."

Navia was stunned. What kind of shocking statement was this?

"Huh? Uh... do you have any grudge against Inazuma's god?"

"No, I just thought it would feel good."

"..."

Hearing this, Navia fell silent, such an honest person.

"But as you are the secretary of Lord Water God, aren't you worried about causing disputes between the two countries?"

Yi Xi waved his hand, and a star of the same style as Zhongli appeared around him:

"What kind of Water God's secretary? From now on I am Morax, and I have never been to Fontaine, let alone know any Water God."

"Haha... It's really yours, but aren't you afraid of offending Liyue's God by doing this?"

Hearing this, Yixi smiled and pointed to himself with a thumbs up:

"Of course not! You don't know anything. Morax has passed away to heaven, and Dao Wife has locked up the country, let alone the information. As for offending him? There is a possibility that he crawled out of the coffin to fuck me."

"So Morax is dead, no wonder, and your ball is so beautiful, hey!"

Navia stretched out her hand to grab the star, held it in front of her eyes and looked at it, she seemed to like it very much.

"I'll give it to you if you like it. It's great to hit people with. And can't you also use the rock element?"

"Can you really give it to me? Great! As for me... I can't control the elements to your level."

Navia's cheering look exaggerated the mood of the people around her, and then she thought that what she just said in the past was not a joke, so she had to persuade her:

"It's too dangerous for you to go to Thor just for this kind of thing. The other party will definitely hate you. Why don't you go?"

"No, I'll go tomorrow. And if I don't come back before the day after tomorrow, just tell Funina that I have to leave for a while."

Navia didn't understand when she heard this. It's okay for you to have strange thoughts because you're not human, but I can't just watch my friends do stupid things!

Still for this purpose.

No, I have to think of a way.

"If you really want to do this...how about doing it to me?"

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