Genshin Impact: I really am not the reincarnation of a demon god!

Naruto Grand Shrine, under the sacred cherry tree.

Yae Shinko lay lazily under the sacred cherry tree, with a lot of thoughts in her mind.

Her white toes sparkled in the sunlight, and her eyes were full of memories.

Don't get me wrong.

She was not missing Bai Ye, but thinking about Alice, who was known as the first witch in Teyvat.

Alice is Klee's mother, a standard terrorist.

She is even more terrifying than a terrorist.

If Klee is compared to a bomb, then her mother Alice is a nuclear bomb.

Klee's current destructive power is not even a fraction of her mother Alice.

In the game forum.

People often argue about who is stronger, Zhongli or Lei Dianying.

But if you ask, who is the most dangerous person in Teyvat?

Then they will definitely tell you in unison: Alice.

Alice has devoted her life to making Teyvat a land of bricks and tiles, and is also known as the "walking map editor".

Can you imagine a very beautiful queen, traveling in the wild.

And then throwing a few bombs casually, razing a place to the ground?

That picture is too beautiful, anyway, I dare not imagine it.

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In the island activity.

A small toy left by Alice for Klee.

Just a toy can deal 600,000 terrifying melting damage.

This is simply a walking human disaster maker, a god of destruction independent of the Seven Gods.

Everything she did on the Teyvat continent can only be described as lawless.

Alice once planned to build a hillock factory in Mond.

Intend to imprison all the hillocks in Dadaupa Valley.

Make the old hillocks into feed to feed the young hillocks.

When the little hillocks get old, they are made into feed to feed a new batch of hillocks.

This cycle repeats itself, and eventually the perpetual motion machine mechanism is realized.

To be honest, capitalists don't dare to do this.

This f*cking capitalist is in tears.

Just when Alice was about to show her skills and implement the hillock factory plan.

Rose Witch Lisa appeared and stopped her, using some excuses to get away with it, so Alice gave up.

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With Alice's personality, she must be restless.

After a while.

Alice heard that someone went to the sky in Fengqidi!

Another terrifying idea popped up in her mind. She wanted to build a rocket, and then...

Send herself to the sky!

After a period of tossing, Alice really built a rocket.

The rocket was built, but there was still a test product missing.

So, Alice extended her poisonous hand to the hillocks.

The final result was that the rocket did not take off, but disintegrated in the air halfway through the flight and landed near Qingquan Town.

The Hillock people, who were the experimental subjects, also died on the spot.

As the persecutor of the Hillock people, how could Alice fall down because of this setback?

Not long after.

Alice tried to let the Hillock people control the Ruins Guard.

She wanted to use this to create a Teyvat version of Gundam.

As a result, the Ruins Guard was torn apart, and the Hillock people were even more miserable.

Alice's Gundam plan also failed because of this.

Therefore, some people even thought that Alice was the reincarnation of a slime.

How much hatred did she have to persecute the Hillock people like this?

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Do you think this is all Alice's deeds?

No.

This is just the beginning.

She once blew up the gate of Mondstadt and even wanted to transform the Rabbit Count of Amber.

According to Alice herself: the transformed Count Rabbit is powerful enough to blow up the entire Whispering Forest.

When Amber heard the news.

She was so scared that she quickly rejected Alice's transformation request.

If Amber had accepted it at that time, she would not be a four-star in the game, but a true six-star war god.

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Alice was frustrated by her continuous setbacks.

She was very upset and went to the wilderness of Mondstadt to relax.

After wandering in the wilderness for a long time, she wandered to the Star-Picking Cliff.

She thought that the breeze of Mondstadt at night would make her feel comfortable.

Unexpectedly, after seeing the appearance of the Star-Picking Cliff, she became even more irritable.

She just felt that the sharp corner of the Star-Picking Cliff was very abrupt.

In short, she was very upset.

Alice wanted to take a bomb and blow up the entire Star-Picking Cliff.

She did it right away.

Just when everything was ready and the plan was about to be implemented.

Kaiya learned the news and hurriedlyAppeared to stop Alice.

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Okay.

Since you don't let me blow up the Star-Picking Cliff, I'll go blow up the Wind Dragon Ruins for fun.

Alice ran to the Wind Dragon Ruins without stopping and created a shocking explosion at the Wind Dragon Ruins.

This is also the reason why the Wind Dragon Ruins were renamed the Wind Dragon Ruins.

To describe it in three sentences:

Alice entered the Wind Dragon Ruins...

Five minutes later, BOOM.

Alice came out of the Wind Dragon Ruins...

Because of this incident, Alice was locked up in the confinement room for countless days.

After she came out of the confinement room.

The Knights of Favonius kept an eye on her 24 hours a day, fearing that she would do something big again.

Alice looked at it.

This is not okay, you are staring at me like this.

How can I continue my big business?

So she fled Mondstadt overnight and ran to Liyue.

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After Alice arrived in Liyue, she met Zhongli unexpectedly.

One day.

Alice took Zhongli to Jueyunjian and told him her idea.

She planned to drain all the groundwater in Jueyunjian.

To see if Jueyunjian would sink again.

This idea scared Zhongli.

Zhongli used a trick to stop Alice's plan.

Since that day.

As long as Alice was in Liyue, Zhongli followed her closely.

Because of Zhongli's following, no serious explosion occurred in Liyue.

Although Zhongli was on guard against Alice, he failed to prevent one thing.

There was a soldier of the Qianyan Army who suffered from severe stuttering.

Alice couldn't bear it, so she gave the soldier a dose of medicine very enthusiastically.

Zhongli didn't take it seriously. Could taking medicine kill people?

Facts proved it.

Alice's medicine did not kill people, and even cured stuttering.

Although the old disease was cured, a new disease came along.

The stuttering soldier began to imitate others' speech uncontrollably, just like a parrot...

(PS: The soldier cured by Alice is at the teleportation point at the bottom of Wangshu Inn. When you teleport there, you will see two soldiers standing on the stone steps. Just talk to them.)

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According to internal gossip in Liyue, Liyue Seven Stars Tianquan Ningguang once signed a contract with Mondstadt.

If Liyue and Mondstadt fight, as long as Mondstadt does not use Alice, Liyue will never use the Jade Pavilion.

It is conceivable how terrifying Alice is.

Do you think this is all about Alice?

No, no, no, Alice once went to Inazuma and wrote a book called "Guide to Teyvat: Inazuma".