Genshin Impact: Have you ever experienced a light-speed kick?

The two of them were so rude.

"Hmph, you are so rude at such a young age. Did no one teach you how to talk to an immortal?"

"Immortal? You?"

At this time, Qin Yu turned around and looked at the woman standing behind him. She was wearing a milky white dress with cloud patterns, her long and straight legs were wrapped in gradient pantyhose, and her long black and shiny hair fell like a waterfall, almost touching the ground.

Her cold temperament like an iceberg, coupled with the auspicious cloud-shaped hairpin, did give her a somewhat extraordinary temperament. If it weren't for her previous actions, Qin Yu might have really regarded her as a secluded immortal.

"Why, don't I look like an immortal?"

Her brows were slightly wrinkled, and there seemed to be anger in her eyes. She bit her red lips with her silver teeth, as if she was suppressing the anger in her heart.

"Hehe, since when have immortals in Liyue become so common that you can see them casually? Do you think that if you dress like an immortal, you are an immortal? If so, I am still a demon god!"

Aozang Mountain is the immortal residence of Master Liuyun Jiefeng, and although the talking bird is a female, it usually appears in the form of a big bird, and there is no rumor that Master Liuyun Jiefeng appears in human form.

Looking at this appearance, it is far from Shen He... There is only one explanation left. The woman in front of her, who is as cold as an iceberg and ruthless, must be Master Liuyun Jiefeng's new disciple.

Who said that immortals can only have one disciple?

Combined with the old man's previous description of a woman who was big, fierce, and liked to play with red ropes, it seemed that only the hair color was a little different, but it didn't matter.

When Qin Yu first heard it, he thought it would be Shen He. Now it seems that the unlucky guy who was tied up must have made a mistake under extreme tension. Judging from her previous moves, if he didn't have the flashing extreme intention, he would have been reimbursed by now, right?

It's already like this, how could Qin Yu still talk to her nicely.

Good-looking?

Can good-looking be eaten?

"Impolite, if I don't teach you a lesson today, people will think I'm easy to bully!"

As soon as the voice fell, the woman's body suddenly rushed forward. The numbness and pain from her buttocks made her slightly stunned. Then she raised her head and looked angrily at the boy who was grinding his toes on the ground, with a blush on her face.

"How dare you!"

"Let's make it clear first. I've always been kind to others and never made enemies. You just did something cruel."

Qin Yu spread his hands, showing a bit of a naughty expression on his face, and deliberately licked his slightly dry lips, "By the way, I really didn't expect that you, a woman, are quite good at maintaining your body!"

"You, you, you..."

"What do you mean by you? You throw stones at me and don't allow me to collect some interest? Please, this is a contractual society, be fair and just!"

The woman waved her hands forward, and suddenly several strong winds came, containing thousands of wind blades.

However, no matter how fast or powerful the wind blades were, the boy always stood there, motionless. His leisurely look even reminded her of the time when she followed someone to fight in Liyue...

"Arrogant boy, when I catch you, I will make you suffer the pain of being tossed in the wind!"

Qin Yu imitated the woman and put his hands on his waist, looking down on the world, raised his head and said disdainfully:

"If you don't have the ability of an immortal, you won't have the disease of being high and mighty."

"You still want me to be tossed in the wind, you should catch me!"

The boy's unbridled laughter drowned out the whistling wind, which was an unbearable humiliation for the woman.

How could the dignified immortal Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun have such a stain!

In the immortal mansion, Gan Yu, who was sitting on a stone bench and drinking tea quietly, looked at the white-haired woman who was practicing cross-legged not far away, with a bit of envy in her eyes.

As a fairy beast, if she had not made a contract with the Rock King, she should be like this now, right?

She remembered that the name of the woman who was practicing should be Shen He, who was born a mortal, but now has the aura of a fairy.

On the other hand, she has been immersed in the secular world for many years, so it is inevitable that she has been tainted with some worldly breath. Looking down at the tea leaves in the cup, the human side of her blood makes her miss the secular world, and the nature of the fairy also makes her miss the leisurely years.

"… Shen He, it has been too long, do you know where the True Lord has gone?"

Slowly opening his eyes, Shen He pondered for a moment and said

Dao:

"When Zhenjun heard that you were coming to Aozang Mountain to see her, she was very happy in her heart, although she didn't show it on her face. She went out early in the morning to collect food. She was afraid that you would not be used to eating the food here after staying in the mortal world for too long, so she said she would cook you a sumptuous worldly meal."

Foxes can cook, birds can cook, but it's a pity that a woman who has lived for thousands of years can't even cook. The food she cooks can make people reborn directly...

Shadow:? ?

"Is that so..."

Ganyu felt a warm current flowing unconsciously in her heart. Although Zhenjun Liuyunjiefeng always unconsciously talked about her "highlight" moments, he was actually a super good person!

"I remember that Zhenjun specially transformed into a human form today. It seems that a long time has passed."

Shen He walked up to Ganyu and said lightly:

"Why don't we go out and take a look? Could it be that Zhenjun has collected too many ingredients? If so, we can help."

Hearing this, Ganyu readily agreed, and the two walked out of the cave one after the other.

As they got closer to the cave entrance, the sounds became more chaotic. Gan Yu's face changed slightly when she heard Qin Yu's voice. Her intuition told her that something bad was happening at the moment.

"... Tell me, do you dare to throw stones again next time!"

"Pah!"

(This is a series)

...

"Hmph, what if you throw stones again next time?"

...

"Aha, you dare to bite me, hiss, it hurts! I tell you, that was interest just now, now I have to settle accounts with you!"

The cave door opened, and Shen He and Gan Yu were blinded by the strong sunlight for a moment. When they saw the scene clearly, Gan Yu, who was used to seeing big winds and waves, was shocked and speechless.

I went into the cave first to prevent Qin Yu and Master Liuyunjiefeng from running into each other. Now it seems that my going in early has caused them to...

"Stop!"

"Qin Yu, stop!"

"Ah, Ganyu, this isn't... Ahem, I say, you two come and see, I just caught a woman pretending to be an immortal and gave her a good lesson."

"You..."

Ganyu didn't know why things turned out like this. At this moment, the secretary who helped the Seven Stars of all generations to deal with redundant data and trivial affairs, the bitter enemy of the Liyue Port Intelligence Data Network, and the guarantor of administrative efficiency, had a blank mind!

"Who can tell me what I should do!"