Genius of the Rules-Style System
Chapter 39 I want to break up with you!
The old master is still good at it. Putting aside the level of fortune telling, if he can set up a stall to tell fortunes for a long time in a crowded place, he must be a good person.
Most people don't believe in fortune telling at all.
Some people will turn a blind eye, or stand aside and watch from a distance; some people will simply come over to deliberately cause trouble; and some will take advantage of the fortune teller for fun.
The master chef has rich experience in dealing with all kinds of people.
Faced with Zhao Yi's obviously disruptive move, he remained firm and calm, with a calm expression on his face that made others even praise him, "What a great man!"
Xue Pinggui's eyes were very bright.
Niu Lianhua also had a tendency to be fooled, and her eyes seemed a little dissatisfied with Zhao Yi's behavior.
Zhao Yi's first words almost made the people next to him shout out, "Master, who do you think you are?"
"..."
The old master's expression froze.
"Who do you think you are?" Zhao Yi didn't seem to notice the ambiguity in his words.
"Pfft!"
"Hahaha……"
Neither Lin Xiaoqing nor Zhao Linlin could hold back their laughter.
Xue Pinggui quickly pushed, looked at the old master apologetically, and then reminded him in a low voice, "How are you talking! Even if you don't believe in fortune telling, don't curse!"
"Oh, sorry, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue..."
Zhao Yi quickly apologized, considered it carefully, and then asked, "Master, who do you think you are?"
It's still a little awkward, but it sounds better!
The old master suppressed his anger, smiled calmly, and said calmly, "How old is this poor monk?"
This is embarrassing.
In the fortune-telling industry, there are fortune-tellings that are not deceptive, but are told according to the methods passed down.
Facing, birth date, etc., all have their own explanations.
For example, the birth date and horoscope usually just say "How is your fate?". Fire and earth fortunes, etc., have some explanations, and they can also be accompanied by a poem.
To be more specific, it's like, 'You are destined to be rich and noble, but you can't suppress it, and you need the help of noble people to suppress it.' Or, 'Life will be smooth sailing,' which is similar to auspicious words.
etc.
Most people want to tell accurate things when they tell fortunes. Only by telling accurate things and gaining the trust of fortune tellers can they make money more easily.
‘Fooling’ is very important.
Most of the scammers use clichés that can be applied to anyone, but it is very difficult to be specific and practical.
People passing by noticed the excitement and immediately gathered around.
There are more and more people.
Zhao Yi looked around with a very indifferent expression, "What's your age?"
The old master nodded lightly.
"This is simple." Zhao Yi stretched out his hand, "No need to calculate, I will feel the bone age for you."
"ah?"
Is there such an operation?
The old master handed over his hand with doubts.
Zhao Yi pinched his wrist and pressed it hard a few times. After pondering for a long time, he nodded and said, "Forty-five years old."
"impossible!"
"The old master looked over fifty at a glance!"
Xue Pinggui muttered dissatisfiedly, "Zhao Yi, don't talk nonsense!"
Zhao Yi smiled and said nothing.
The old master's face was still very calm. He just moved the corners of his mouth and said in admiration, "You are really good at touching bones with your hands."
This is a disguised admission.
In fact, it doesn't matter if you don't admit it. You can tell by checking your ID card at your age.
The people around were immediately surprised.
Lin Xiaoqing stood behind Zhao Yi and said in surprise, "You actually guessed it!"
"How did you guess it?"
Zhao Linlin was also curious.
Zhao Yize continued to ask, "What else do you want?"
The old master nodded depressedly, looked at Zhao Yi carefully, pinched his chin and said, "Even if we count the poor monk's family, I can figure out that you are an only son, so you should show it to the poor monk."
This is a specialty of fortune telling.
By observing a person and asking a few questions, you can pretty much tell about family situations, relationships, and marital status.
Nowadays, family planning is very strict, and it is best to estimate the family situation of young people. Generally, they have either two children or an only child. You can guess pretty much just by looking at their behavior, temperament, and speech.
It's easy if you guess wrong.
Words.
"You are the only child in the family. It is definitely impossible. You should have an older sister..."
Fortune tellers generally speak very slowly and observe their expressions while speaking. If their expressions are not right, they will immediately change their words.
If you don't say anything and don't have any expressions, it will naturally be difficult to guess.
Zhao Yi also became serious. He looked at the old master carefully. After a long time, he nodded and said, "You are plump in heaven, with round waist, and you look old but have a bright spirit. You already show your wealth!"
"This kind of appearance is very common, but it rarely appears in the forties. When combined, there should be an elder brother and sister at the top and younger siblings at the bottom. There should be five sons in the family."
Zhao Yi said it seriously, but you could tell it was nonsense just by listening to the content.
Everyone around laughed.
The old master didn't say anything, even his smile disappeared a lot.
Zhao Yi hadn't finished speaking yet. He looked around and found a bamboo stick prop, threw it up into the sky, stared at it carefully for a long time, nodded and said, "Li Gua, six two, "Yi" says, six two, Huang Li and Yuan Ji are the middle way."
"You must be the neutron, the third eldest child, right?"
"..."
The old master's expression froze, and he asked in surprise, "Do you know me?"
Zhao Yi shrugged.
When the people around him heard that he was right, they exclaimed in surprise.
The old master was also puzzled. He couldn't understand how the other party 'calculated' it. He didn't even change his expression and didn't say anything at all.
What you said above sounds like nonsense, but the result is correct!
"easy"?
Could it be related to the "Book of Changes"?
The old master was a little confused, so he simply used his last resort, "Donor, your calculation is so accurate. Next, let's calculate the marriage for the poor monk."
The people around him suddenly laughed.
The old monk's marriage calculation is very funny, but when you think about it carefully, it's a bit embarrassing.
Monk, what kind of marriage can you have?
Zhao Yi was very indifferent. He continued to stare at the old master and said seriously, "You have a dark complexion and a green light on your head..."
The people around laughed again.
Zhao Yi then sighed, "I'm afraid there will be a divorce!" He stood up and was about to turn around and leave.
It is enough for Teacher Xue not to continue to be defrauded of money.
There is no need to dismantle the stall.
It’s not easy for fortune tellers to make some money by setting up stalls. Most of them live at the bottom of society. Sometimes, it’s good to have a few dozen yuan at the end of the day. It’s not good to do too much without any grudges.
The old master was anxious. He took out the two hundred yuan and stuffed it into Zhao Yi's hand, "Little donor, little master, show me again! Show me again!"
"What do you mean when you say your head is glowing green!"
Recently, his wife was always finding faults and quarreling when nothing happened. He had always suspected that there was someone outside his wife, and it happened that Zhao Yi brought it into his mind.
Zhao Yi hurriedly walked away. He really thought that the couple was at odds, and he just said it jokingly.
What is this for?
Go now!
Zhao Yi squeezed through the crowd and walked away, running dozens of meters before getting rid of the old master.
Lin Xiaoqing, Zhao Linlin and others caught up and kept asking, "How did you calculate it? You fooled that fortune teller into believing it!"
"You're not really good at telling fortunes, are you?"
"Calculate his family situation, and also calculate his age..."
"secret!"
Zhao Yi laughed.
"snort!"
"Cut~"
Although I received two complaints of dissatisfaction, I was finally not pursued further.
Good thing!
Xue Pinggui did not give up. He and Zhao Yi walked side by side. After hesitating for a long time, he finally said, "Zhao Yi, those two hundred yuan... I don't want it anymore! I don't want it anymore!"
"Why don't you show it to me?"
Zhao Yi didn't even think about paying back the money. He simply rolled his eyes and said, "Everything that old master said was right!"
"We are all?"
"Your marriage is already on the horizon." Zhao Yi patted Xue Pinggui on the shoulder, "Remember one thing, never resist a blind date!"
He said that and walked away.
Lin Xiaoqing and Zhao Linlin hurriedly followed, chattering non-stop.
Xue Pinggui was too embarrassed to continue following, so he turned his head and looked at Niu Lianhua.
Niu Lianhua was so alert that she quickly walked forward, shouting, "Zhao Yi, Xiaoqing, Linlin, wait for me! Wait for me!"
Is everything the master said correct?
The old master said just now that Xue Pinggui's marriage was nearby, so it would be safer to stay away from him.
…
On the cliff.
Sun Liang stood at the starting point and stared carefully at the hillside opposite.
Where is Zhao Yi?
Where are Lin Xiaoqing and Zhao Linlin?
There seems to be no one there...
"Jump!"
"The safety rope is fastened!"
"Get down!"
The safety officer stood nearby and urged him. When he noticed that the other party was still reluctant to jump down, he simply stretched out his hand and pushed hard.
"Ahhhhhhhh..."
Sun Liang was pushed down unprepared, and he couldn't help crying and shouting, "Zhao Yi! Lin Xiaoqing! Zhao Linlin!"
"Take pictures!"
"I jumped down! Hurry up and take pictures!"
"Where are you!"
"Yeah, a bunch of bastards whose consciences were eaten by dogs..."
Up and down, left and right.
Sun Liang was hung for a long time before he was put down. His face was full of frightened tears. After he sat on the boat and landed on the shore, he staggered around with chills all over his body.
Go, go...
finally.
He found the snack street at the foot of the hillside, and after walking a few steps, he saw several people eating and laughing at the stalls.
He stopped.
Zhao Yi happened to turn his head and put a candied haws into his mouth.
"..."
"..."
Sun Liang shouted angrily, "I want to fight with you -"
"Breaking off!!!"
Thanks to Ruoshui Zhimo for the 200 coin reward!
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