Gao Wu: You Stole My Indicators, And You Still Want Me To Be Generous?
Chapter 76 The Wealthy And Poisonous Teacher Actually Likes This Kind Of Tone
"Yutong? How could you get involved with such a master at the master level?"
When he saw Xu Feng returning to the hotel with a huge ominous bird's paw.
Even the poisonous teacher was alarmed.
At this time, after Qian Nannan asked Xu Feng about his past, he asked an inconceivable question.
Hearing what the poisonous teacher said, Xu Feng was actually at a loss, and he hasn't recovered much.
At first, he thought that Uncle Yu patted him on the shoulder, making everyone jealous.
Even if this matter is over.
But who knew that this was not enough, they sent him another 'small gift'.
Needless to say.
The big claw in Xu Feng's hand at this moment must have been "dedicated with his life" by that unlucky bird today.
The claws are more than one meter long, and the four hooks in front are about one foot long, and the whole body is cast like steel.
The weight even reached hundreds of catties, if not for the strong physique of the warrior, Xu Feng might not be able to carry it back.
Along the way, he was harassed by Guo Tu and others.
Obviously, the little gift that Uncle Yu gave Xu Feng made everyone salivate and envy.
At this time, looking at the teacher with a strange and poisonous tongue, Xu Feng smiled dryly and said:
"Uh, maybe it's because I gave someone two lines of poems, and then that Uncle Yu took the paw as a gift in return!"
"Two lines of poem? What poem, why didn't you say it just now?"
Qian Nannan's eyes widened, obviously wanting to get to the bottom of it.
Although Xu Feng was dressed very cool at the time, but at this time he was really ashamed to be asked by the poisonous teacher.
But seeing that he couldn't avoid it, he still suppressed his shame and said:
"Cough cough... the saber energy spans thirty thousand miles, and the sword's light colds fourteen states!"
"what?"
Hearing Xu Feng's words, Qian Nannan's beautiful eyes widened even wider.
In fact, if one ignores the other party's irritating poisonous tongue, this short-haired Mr. Qian's facial features are still very beautiful.
Xu Feng was thinking so distractedly in his heart. Biqu library
Unexpectedly, Teacher Poison Tongue stretched out his hand and grabbed it. The other party said angrily:
"Why did you kid give this kind of good poem to others?
If you give it to me earlier, let alone a single claw, I will even get you a whole ferocious bird! "
real or fake?
Xu Feng's face is in disbelief, wondering if this vicious teacher is too shocked
mobs.
But before he opened his mouth, Qian Nannan insisted:
"No, you have to send me two lines of poems for anything you say today, or you will know the consequences."
What consequences do I know?
wrong! I'm terrified enough of your venomous tongue!
Xu Feng cursed in his heart.
The other party's request is not difficult for him, but it must not be given for nothing. Everyone knows that something given for nothing is worthless.
So he thought for a while and said:
"Mr. Qian, how can this thing be given away casually? I sent it out of feeling today..."
"One extension pill!"
Before Xu Feng could finish speaking, Qian Nannan said something grandly.
Xu Feng froze for a moment: "This..."
"Two! It's okay to have more, and it's almost enough for ordinary warriors to use two Tuomaidan!"
Teacher Qian stared at Xu Feng with big eyes, with the intention that if he disagreed with him, he would have no end.
Seeing this, Xu Feng quickly nodded:
"It's okay, it's okay!"
In fact, he almost agreed to it when the other party said "a Tiaomaidan" just now.
The reason why he hesitated for a while was because he had never heard of this pill before.
Unexpectedly, seeing his hesitation on his face, Teacher Qian directly added another one on top of the original one.
Coupled with the expression of the poisonous teacher at the moment, if Xu Feng refuses to agree, it will be unreasonable.
Thinking for a while, he said:
"Mr. Qian, do you like the domineering ones, or the plain and murderous ones?"
"It will be all right!"
How did Qian Nannan know this, and she replied casually.
Then she saw Xu Feng with his hands behind his back, and suddenly said in a low voice:
"Holding the sun and the moon to pick up the stars, there is no one like me in the world. I have the yin and yang to determine the universe. From ancient times to the present, I am respected!"
In an instant, Qian Nannan felt that her scalp was about to explode.
It's not because I feel shocked, but because I feel too ashamed. Biqu library
With her character, I'm afraid she dare not say such embarrassing words in front of others.
At this moment, Xu Feng asked seriously:
"How about it, Teacher Qian? I only sent two sentences to others, and I sent you four directly. Isn't that interesting?"
"It's enough for your head, how can you let me say this?"
Qian Nannan glared at Xu Feng angrily.
, I wonder if this kid is teasing himself.
Xu Feng was stunned for a moment.
He thought that since Mr. Poison Tongue liked this kind of tone, he would naturally like this kind of secondary school style.
But who knows he guessed wrong.
The teacher with a poisonous tongue is a person with style, and the style of the second grade is obviously no longer attractive to her.
So Xu Feng was slightly embarrassed.
After all, he himself blushed a little when he said what he just said in front of people who didn't like this style.
However, he still remembered the two Tuomai Pills promised by Teacher Qian, so he didn't dare to delay too long, and said hastily:
"Mr. Qian, don't worry, if you don't like it, let's just change it.
You have to have confidence in me, and I will definitely find a poem that suits you here. "
"Well, you continue!"
Qian Nannan raised her chin with a cold and pretty face, it seemed that half of her confidence in Xu Feng had disappeared.
Xu Feng smiled dryly, his mind was spinning wildly, and he blurted out quickly:
"I want this day to never be able to cover my eyes again, and I want this land to never..."
"Change, change!"
This time the poisonous teacher was more direct, before he finished speaking, he interrupted with a displeased expression on his face.
Xu Feng could only stop the gradually darkening expression on his face.
After a turning point, he immediately said:
"Killing a person in ten steps, you won't stay behind for a thousand miles, and when it's done, just brush off your clothes and hide your merit and fame!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately looked at the poisonous tongue teacher who'bid' for two Tuomaidan next to him.
Unexpectedly, the other party frowned directly.
There is no other way, Xu Feng can only do his best, and try to use a full and exciting tone to say:
"The situation in the world is from my generation, once I enter the rivers and lakes, the years will remind me..."
Seeing that this guy started to perform again, Teacher Qian waved his hands again and again:
"Enough is enough!"
Xu Feng's heart suddenly felt cold, and he thought:
"Why is Teacher Poison Tongue so difficult to serve? Could it be that two Tuomai Pills, which sound pretty good, just flew away like this?"
It's just that he hasn't waited for him to open his mouth to fight for it.
Unexpectedly, Teacher Qian gave an answer that surprised Xu Feng:
"Without anything else, I'm going to say 'kill one person in ten steps, never stay a thousand miles away'."
That's okay too?
Xu Feng's eyes widened immediately.
It's not that he doubts the taste of the poisonous teacher, after all, how can Shixian's poems be bad?
It's just that Xu Feng didn't expect Mr. Poison Tongue to like this clean and neat swordsman style.
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