Gao Wu: Unemployed in middle age, awakening monthly talent

"It’s over!!!"

In a corner of the palace, Mr. 1 coldly stared at Kuina who had nowhere to retreat.

"Little girl, your swordsmanship is not bad. You will become even stronger in time. It's a pity that you met me. I am the nemesis of all swordsmen after eating the Zhan Zhan Fruit. And I will not show mercy just because you are a child!"

Dazbonis whispered mercilessly, and his sharp arm was about to chop off

""Kuina!!!"

The girl screamed.

Outside the palace, Nami raised the"gun" in her hand and pulled the trigger at Dazbonis.

What shot out of the muzzle was not a bullet, but a beam of light.

Doraemon props - bad luck ray gun!!!

People hit by the bad luck ray will have bad luck one after another.

The effect of the bad luck ray gun is immediate.

Kaka!

The pillars damaged in the battle made a kaka sound under the heavy load.

Then they fell down with a bang, hitting Dazbonis on the head.

The sudden impact made Dazbonis stagger, and his feet accidentally tripped over the broken carpet.

The next second, he fell flat on the ground and knelt straight in front of Kuina.

"Hey, you are so unlucky!"

Kuina said subconsciously

""Little girl"

Dazbonis's eyes flashed coldly, but he still didn't let Kuina go.

At this moment.~

"Don't be afraid, my dear friend, I'm here!"

The tough shemale Feng Kelei danced like a swan, and a shemale sprinted in front of Dazibonis and kicked him away with a kick like a bullet.

"Mr. 2, what are you doing all of a sudden? Even if you want to go crazy, please show some respect to me!"

Dazbonis shouted coldly.

"I will never forgive a heartless man who doesn't even spare cute children!"

Ms., Mr. 1's partner, pointed at Pola Nyona with both hands.

The Parahuman Thorn Fruit was activated, further forcing Dazbonis back.

"Paula, even you……"

Dazbonis' pupils suddenly shrank as he realized something was wrong.

"Mr. 4, Mr. 5, Miss Valentine, are you going to rebel too?"

Crocodile's angry roar echoed in the hall.

"

Mr. 4, a tall baseball man from" Smith Marseille" , swung a metal bat and"exploded" Crocodile's head with one blow.

"Who are your subordinates? We have only met a few times and are not familiar with each other at all, hahaha!"

Miss Valentine laughed exaggeratedly, and fell from the sky and sat on Crocodile's body to pieces.

Wow~

Yellow sand flew and condensed into a human shape again.

Before Crocodile could say anything, a small black snack was stuck on his forehead.

Bang!

Crocodile's newly condensed body was shattered again by Mr. 5's booger bomb.

"Oh my god! Are you serious? You actually attacked the boss. Do you want to turn against Tian Gang?"

Gardino, who had a three-hair style, widened his eyes, his face full of extreme shock and disbelief. On the other hand, the Kingdom Army on the other side were all smiling and excited.

"It is indeed a magical item given by Mr. Rowling. It is so useful!"

Ikalem's face flushed with excitement.

"What on earth did you do?"

Mr.1 Dazbonis asked with a gloomy face.

"This ability is similar to Huang Lu, the friend of Golden Week, but... Even if Golden Week betrayed, she is not here and cannot hint at it. Could she be a similar devil fruit ability user?" The third brother Gardino's mind turned rapidly, analyzing the reason

"The situation has reversed, Crocodile, your five cadres have defected to our side!"

Jackal Gaga looked at Crocodile

""Guho...Guhoho"

Crocodile laughed.

"You guys gave me a lot of surprises, but、、、Even if these five losers defect to your side, what can they do? I am one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea. I am not targeting anyone. Everyone here is trash. All of you combined are still far from my level!"

Crocodile looked down on the whole audience, confident and flamboyant, full of fighting spirit.

At this moment

"I've heard from the captain that you are immune to physical attacks because of your natural ability. Try this!"

Nami stood in the corner of the palace, holding a water pipe and turned on the switch.

Instantly, water splashed

""Fuck!"

Crocodile's face suddenly changed, and he dodged in a panic, not daring to be splashed by water.

In addition to the fact that the Devil Fruit ability user is restrained by water, the more important reason is that the sand element cannot be smoothly transformed into an element once it encounters water.

Crocodile's reaction cannot be said to be slow, but it's a pity that he can dodge the first day, but not the fifteenth.

He dodged Nami's water flow and was hit by Kuina's water column from the other direction, and instantly became a drowned chicken

"Shemale boxing - Memories of that summer!!!"

The tough shemale Von Clay spun and jumped, accelerating his roundhouse kick and hitting Crocodile.

Crocodile, who was unable to transform smoothly due to being wet, immediately spun backwards and hit the wall of the hall, with blood spurting from his mouth and nose.

This is not over yet.

Baseball man Mr. 4 cooperated with the gun that had eaten the dachshund fruit to hit a home run and exploded the baseball, adding insult to injury.

The dark-skinned hip-hop man Mr. 5 used his index fingers on both hands at the same time, dug out two small snacks and turned them into bombs, and bounced them towards Crocodile.

Not to mention how much damage it would cause, just the small snacks sticking to the body was extremely insulting and enough to drive people crazy.

Boom!

Boom!

The terrifying chain of explosions shook the entire palace.

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