Gamers Are Fierce

Li Ang was sitting in his living room.

Hello, system? System? Are you there?

There was no sound, no response.

The main god's space? The system elf? The old man in the ring? The mastermind behind the scenes?

No matter how Li Ang shouted, the narration that introduced him just now did not appear.

At this moment, Li Ang was wearing a yellow sanitation uniform, a hat and a mask, two pairs of latex gloves on his hands, and black non-slip rain boots on his feet.

Next to the rain boots was a beige plastic bucket, which contained mop rags and half a bucket of blood—the fur and bones of strange cats were still floating in the blood.

After killing the human face cat, Li Ang immediately ran home and took out this set of equipment specially used to destroy corpses and traces, and then ran downstairs to pretend to be a sanitation worker to clean up the scene. There is no security surveillance, and no one moves around.

Li Ang thought for a long time, and slapped an almond-colored glass bead the size of a thumb on the table.

【Name: Weird Eyeball】

[Type: Wearables]

[Quality: Rare]

[Special effects: Identify illusions and create illusions. The effective strength, effective range, and duration of the illusion are determined by the wearer's mental strength]

[Equipment conditions: The wearer has a physiological and anatomical orbital structure]

[Remarks: The number of changes, the change due to the change of shape, is called transformation, and it is called illusion. 】

This hard glass bead is also the right eye of the strange cat. When Li Ang looked at the bead, lines of words appeared in his eyes to describe the eye bead.

Hi, I'm Zha Zhahui, this is a new version of the ship that you've never played before. It only costs one penny for the first charge, 999 for the opening game, you can explode your magical outfits at will, and you can recover your equipment in seconds, and you can recover tens of thousands of casual waves.

Li Ang complained about the commercials of Lanyue, and muttered softly: Is this world really a game....

If the world is a virtual online game with one server all over the world, then Li Ang must be a non-krypton gold non-European player who started on the difficulty of hell.

He lost his parents since he was a child, and grew up in an orphanage at the age of seven. He left the orphanage at the age of sixteen and entered the society. Now he is continuing his studies with part-time work and part-study.

Generally speaking, children in orphanages who are not physically handicapped or have serious diseases will be given priority for adoption. There are two reasons why Li Ang has become a slow-salable product over the years.

One is that he was a bit old when he came to the orphanage, and he was precocious and memorized, and the other was that Li Ang had a wide range of thinking, active mind, full of action, and joy to a... a bit weird level.

Since childhood, Li Ang has shown his logical reasoning ability far surpassing others.

The orphanage collects books donated by all walks of life. Li Ang, who likes to read, after reading The Grimm's Fairy Tales, accurately infers that the reason for Snow White's ill-fated fate is that there are too many villains around her.

After reading the story of Sima Guang smashing the vat, the clever Li Ang thought that he could get firewood and put it under the vat to burn it. When the water boiled dry, the children in the vat would be out of danger and the water vat could be kept, killing two birds with one stone.

Orphanages sometimes organize watching movies. After watching the classic movie The Last Emperor, the witty Li Ang deduced from the perspective of genetics that the eunuch's son should also be an eunuch.

The TV station came to interview the orphanage, and the reporter asked the children about their wishes,

Other children hope to be adopted as soon as possible or get gifts such as dolls and toy racing cars.

And Li Ang said during the live broadcast on the TV station that his wish is that the orphanage can accept 30 or 40 more pairs of twin orphans, so that he can play the real-life Lianliankan game.

As for It's not Chinese to yell at a broken electric fan that won't turn on, Call everyone to wear two pairs of underwear to keep warm in winter, Don't take off socks when washing feet to save time for washing socks, Take the The teacher who visited the house took it to the garbage dump and said: The house is too messy, you can just sit around, it is all trivial.

The mentally ill patients have broad minds, the mentally handicapped children are much happier, and Li Ang, who is extremely intelligent, left a deep impression on the parents who came to adopt their children.

As the saying goes, the genius is on the left and the lunatic is on the right. Li Ang, who even farts, has to open his buttocks to reduce the fart sound, stands impartially in the middle of the boundary line between genius and lunatic. When sending him out of the orphanage, the director concluded that Li Ang In the future, he will either appear on TV as a successful person, or appear on legal programs as a heinous criminal.

However, when the abnormality invaded reality, the dean's expectations might be shattered.

According to the 'game narration' I heard just now, the cat that killed Mrs. Zhang also belonged to a player. Combined with the various urban ghost stories that have been circulating recently, it can be considered that this real game has already started for a while.

How does this game work? How do players communicate with the system? Do they need to complete missions to get rewards? What is the content of missions? Monster spawning, treasure hunting?

And during this period of time, how many people or animals have become players? Is the official or third-party organization aware of this?

If there is, then based on the information that 'players are eligible to contact and obtain extraordinary power' and 'non-players can obtain player qualifications by killing players', some organizations may have begun to premeditately search for players among ordinary people....

A sense of crisis strikes, but the possible system elves still haven't appeared.

Just wait and see.

Li Ang pondered for a while with a gloomy expression, then picked up the glass beads and held them in front of his face.

This glass bead can be said to be the only loot he got from the strange cat.

...the wearer needs to have a physiological and anatomical orbital structure...

As soon as the almond-colored eyes from the strange cat touched Li Ang's eyelashes, an invisible suction force was produced. With a sound of wave, the glass eyes slowly embedded into Li Ang's eye sockets at a strange angle.

Damn, so suddenly?

Li Ang was taken aback, but the severe discomfort he imagined did not appear.

He hurriedly picked up the mirror, and in the mirror, everything was as usual, except that his left eye had turned into a cat-like almond-colored vertical pupil.

Looks like the endangered Shamat.

There are rod cells and cone cells in the retina of mammals. The former is sensitive to brightness but has no color vision and is responsible for night vision, while the latter can perceive both light intensity and color.

Humans have a rod-to-cone ratio of 4:1, while cats have a ratio of 25:1, which means cats have better night vision and less ability to distinguish colors.

From the perspective of color vision, my left eye is not like a cat that can only distinguish blue, green, yellow, and purple. From the perspective of light sensitivity, my left eye has greatly improved its visual acuity in dim environments.

Li Ang calmly assessed the status quo, For more information about this eyeball, we need corresponding instruments for testing. According to the description of the item, it should also have the function of creating illusions...

Li Ang closed his eyes and concentrated, and began to fantasize in his mind, trying to use illusion to reconstruct the spatial structure of the living room, so as to achieve the ghost hitting the wall effect he saw just now.

In the dark, wisps of spiritual energy slowly passed away.

After a long time, Li Ang opened his eyes tiredly. The living room was still the same, but there were slight ripples in the air.

Isn't it possible to build a structure where ghosts hit the wall? Is it because the mental strength is not enough?

Li Ang was a little disappointed, and held his breath to visualize something simpler again.

Forks, spoons, pots and pans, textbook chairs, alarm clocks, televisions, refrigerators, sewing machines...  

In a few minutes, the living room was filled with all kinds of odds and ends. There was an undetectable layer of smoke floating on the surface of these objects. It looked a little distorted, but it was absolutely no problem to bluff people from a distance.

Snakes come from an empty bowl, and wine from an empty cup. From this point of view, I am also a qigong master and a magic boy?