Gamers Are Fierce

Li Ang chuckled and asked, Why did you play tricks on my companion last night?

...I thought he was handsome, so I just wanted to tease him. The black fox said.

At this time, other companions of the mission team also rushed over, and they were quite surprised to see the fox who could speak Hokkien.

Since everyone is a companion for the banquet, then we should live in harmony. Li Ang took out a glass marble with a smile, shook it in front of the fox, and said, I'll give you this jewel, and you give it to us. Show off the skills of a fox spirit?

He knew from Chai Cuiqiao last night that the reason why most monsters turn into humans is because they are greedy for wealth and honor in the world, and want to eat, drink and have fun in the world of mortals.

In other words, luxury goods such as gold, silver and jewelry are also valuable to monsters...

When the black fox saw the perfectly round glass marble with golden leaves hidden inside, his eyes lit up, and he nodded, OK

It jumped off the beam with ease, a puff of white smoke was emitted around its body,

With a bang, a beautiful woman in a palace costume appeared on the spot, but her dark face was covered with flesh and her beard was extremely rough.

Everyone felt like lying in their hearts, Wanli Fengdao turned blue, Xing Heshou scratched his forehead and said: ...Shouldn't all foxes transform into beauties?

The male fox who was watched by the strong crowd also looked embarrassed, and argued: I haven't reached the realm of transformation, this is just a clumsy cover-up...

After that, he changed back into a fox look, yelled twice, and immediately a large group of foxes came in from the door.

This group of foxes has different fur colors, big and small, male and female. The biggest white fox coughed twice and said in an old voice: I'm sorry everyone, this kid is naughty by nature, he is not good at illusion, and he always thinks about it. Show off, let everyone laugh.

No, no, this... Xing He looked at the black fox hesitantly, and continued: This young master's illusion is very strange, it opened our eyes, opened our eyes.

A group of foxes laughed endlessly, feeling that they were ridiculed by the group, the black fox hurriedly took out a glass marble and fiddled with it in front of the old fox, Look, grandpa, they gave me a bead.

Oh?

Seeing the gold leaf hidden in the marble, the old fox grinned, his extremely anthropomorphic expression was quite horrified, Since it is a gift from a distinguished guest, you can take it. By the way, are you here for a banquet? Why did I Haven't seen you guys?

Li Ang, who had been prepared for a long time, lied frankly without changing his face and heartbeat, The few of us, under the tutelage of Daoist Tanteng on the overseas Ayi Turtle Islands, the teacher asked us to go back to the Central Plains for experience. Restricted banquets, uninvited.

So that's the case. The old fox nodded and didn't delve into it further.

A group of little foxes were chattering and chattering, all of which were gossips from the parents, for example, a certain female fox recently went to seduce a down-and-out scholar but was chased by a shrew and beat her mistress; In the end, Lezi didn't bring any money and was locked up in the cellar or something.

In Ming and Qing Zhiguai novels, fox spirits are not all royal sisters who want to harvest yang and nourish yin all day long. On the contrary, fox spirits also have fathers and mothers, live together with their families, and coexist peacefully with others.

There is a story recorded in Yuewei Thatched Cottage Notes, the second floor of a small pawn shop is occupied by a group of foxes, and the voices of the foxes can be heard every night. Because they never harm others, they have lived in peace for many years .

Until one night, there was a loud sound of whipping and scolding upstairs, and everyone rushed to listen, and suddenly heard a male voice shouting in pain from upstairs: Everyone downstairs is a sensible person, how can there be a wife who beats a domestic violence man in the world? Husband's?

It happened that in the crowd, there was a man with his wife's scratch marks on his face. The crowd burst into laughter and replied: There are some, it's not surprising.

The foxes upstairs also roared with laughter, and the sound of whipping and scolding stopped.

It may be that the mana of female foxes is generally higher than that of male foxes.

There are many other stories about the vicious mother fox and the vicious male fox in the ghost novels. Because Zhou Jia, a farmer in Song Village, couldn't stand his wife's beating, he fled to hide in the ruined temple at the entrance of the village alone at night while his wife was asleep, hoping to wait for him. At dawn, let the neighbors find a way to help.

His wife woke up at night and found that her husband was not there, followed the traces to the ruined temple, counted Zhou Jia's sins in front of the god statue, and ordered Zhou Jia to lie down and be beaten.

There was a group of foxes living in the temple. When they heard the whipping and begging for mercy, they jumped out from behind the statue and shouted loudly, How can there be such injustice in the world? How can it be unreasonable? I can't bear it!

Many male foxes swarmed up and snatched the whip from Zhou Jia's wife, stripped her clothes and whipped her until she bled.

Suddenly a group of female foxes appeared and shouted: You male foxes only know how to help stinky men. This man cheated on his wife with a woman from a certain family. Shouldn't he be killed?

So the female fox snatched Zhou Jia's wife and put her in the corner, and then caught Zhou Jia and whipped him. The male fox and the female foxes quarreled for a long time, and snatched two living people back and forth, attracting the guards in the village. Only then did they disperse, making Zhou Jia take great pains to carry his wife back to the village—on the way back, Zhou Jia's wife still murmured curses at Zhou Jia.

The same rice feeds all kinds of people, just like people, demons and ghosts also have the seven emotions and six desires, the same also have greed, hatred, ignorance, resentment, hatred, love and parting, there are treacherous and ugly ones, and some are righteous and awe-inspiring. of.

The group of foxes who came to the banquet in front of them were all family members, including fathers and mothers, old and young, and the gossip was full of trivial matters of the parents, like a family tour group of grandparents and aunts who went abroad for sightseeing in modern society.

After arranging for the foxes to stay, there was noise outside the temple, and many ghosts came one after another.

There are white-fronted tigers with hanging eyes walking upright, wearing Taoist robes and holding whisks;

A giant with a height of more than four meters, one-eyed and big feet holding a giant wooden club;

An old man with evil eyebrows and mouse eyes, holding a walking stick and surrounded by a group of big brown rats;

There is a plague ghost covered with sores all over his body, with a blue-purple tongue drooping on his chest, wearing white clothes and black hats;

All kinds of ghosts and ghosts gathered in the courtyard of the temple, forming a few small circles, making loud noises and greeting each other, as if they were friendly for a long time.

Aside from the strange appearance, these ghosts live in harmony and greet each other, very much like the rural entrepreneurs attending the reception...

How do you look, how dirty.

Tsk, tsk, tsk... Wan Lifengdao saw the ghosts all over the courtyard, his heart pounded, his body stiffened, his palms were sweating, and at the same time, he secretly thought that these are all the reward packages for walking upright... ..

Xing Hechou secretly breathed a sigh of relief, as Li Ang said, if the mission team hadn't discovered the truth about the Guhan Temple, they would have directly clashed with Chai Cuiqiao and wiped it out.

Then the mission team, who knew nothing about banquets, would probably panic when these monsters arrived, and fight directly with the group of monsters. At that time, everyone would die.

Fortunately, fortunately.

Xing Hechou wiped the cold sweat from his hands, and silently evaluated the combat effectiveness of these ghosts.