Galactic Garbage Station

(4,000-character chapter)

In the next few days, Su Jing lived a relatively leisurely life. He invited some professional people to renovate and consolidate the first floor, making it more closed and perfect, especially adding a bulletproof glass shield. The gossip stone is sealed and enclosed, so that you can have one more line of defense and more security.

In addition to doing these things, Su Jing is cultivating physical and mental strength, keeping pets, and growing plants. He has received three calls from Gu Yue, saying that he introduced Murong Xian'er to him, and that there are beautiful women like Murong Xian'er who are thinking of him. However, Su Jing still had a small sense of vanity in her heart, but she probably guessed the purpose of her asking for piano lessons, so she did not accept the invitation. After all, if you don't rely on qin magic, your qin skills are probably not as good as Murong Xian'er, and qin magic cannot be taught. If I teach her, I'm afraid I'll be exposed.

In the past few days, in addition to hypnotizing the pets and letting them enter into crystal meditation, Su Jing also fed some jade-toothed fish. , the effect is extremely obvious, pets' intelligence and body are improving by leaps and bounds, the same day by day.

On this day, without Su Jing's knowledge, the two parrots flew to the beach after eating enough. Usually, even if they fly here, they won't land, and they will fly home soon, but today they landed and stopped on a sign erected in front of a store.

Boss, here are two catties of melon seeds.

I want the biggest melon seeds.

The two parrots barked, causing the customers and the owner in the store to laugh. There are basically seafood shops, barbecue shops, swimming equipment shops, etc. nearby. There are very few selling melon seeds. Only this newly opened shop has them. These two parrots must be attracted by melon seeds.

Boss, are these two parrots raised by you? They look so beautiful and speak so fluently.

This should be a yellow-necked Amazon parrot. I heard that this parrot is the best at talking.

Hehe, it's not my family's, it should be the parrot raised by A Jing from Sujia Village. The owner of the shop is a nearby villager. He could guess the origin of the two parrots at a glance, and he couldn't help laughing.

As he said that, he took a small bag of melon seeds and hung them on the signboard. Many nearby villagers expressed gratitude towards Su Jing. After all, since Su Jing and Wang Zhuo developed tourism, all kinds of businesses have been easy to do. The employment rate and living standards of nearby villagers have skyrocketed. The fish farm invested by Su Jing has also recruited many nearby villagers, and many people have high incomes.

In addition, Su Jing's projects, such as seagull umbrella, swallow sign, and red fox wine, are also of great benefit to the nearby business, so for the animals raised by Su Jing, the nearby villagers are grateful and loved. Usually when I see something to eat, I'm usually happy.

The two parrots were not polite, so they ate the melon seeds. Their speed at nibbling melon seeds was top-notch, much faster than human beings. , the melon seed flesh entered his mouth, and the melon seed shell spit out. Almost one per second, they ate a small bag of melon seeds in three or two times, leaving the tourists stunned.

Not enough to eat.

And melon seeds.

The two parrots were still not satisfied, and cried.

The owner of the store was dumbfounded, but the tourists laughed when they saw it. A big man said, Call me uncle, and I'll give you a bag of melon seeds.

Your uncle's.

Your uncle's.

The two parrots were not ambiguous at all, and suddenly cried. The big man's face suddenly darkened, and the other tourists laughed happily, thinking that the two parrots are really interesting. Some tourists nearby saw the movement, and they came around one after another. In Zhenhong Seafood Restaurant, which was separated by three stores, Su Zhenhong, Zhao Mengxiang, and Liu Shu heard the movement and came out to see, and couldn't help crying and laughing. Needless to say, A Jing's pet must have come out for a walk again. Only A Jing's family would be too smart to cause such a big commotion.

Everyone be quiet and listen to our story.

Quiet quiet, this is a touching and inspiring story.

The two parrots screamed, making the surrounding tourists all show interest. I wondered if these two parrots really not only speak fluently, but also tell stories?

One of the parrots said: There was a man who thought he was too fat, so he went to the weight loss center. After arriving, the lady at the front desk asked the gentleman if he wanted to lose weight. He said yes. How to calculate the price, the lady at the front desk said that we have five hundred , there are 1,000, and 1,500. What kind of price do you want, sir? He said it's good, try 500 first. After paying the money, the lady at the front desk gave him a key and called him Entering through door 1. He took the key to open door 1, and saw that it was very spacious, there was a beautiful woman lying on the bed, wearing three-point style, when he saw him, he said softly, 'You chase me, if you chase me, I will Just let you hehe'.

Speaking of this, the faces of the tourists around were a little weird, wondering if this was a touching and inspirational story, but their attention was still attracted, and another parrot asked: What is hehehe.

Hey hey hey hey hey hey, they are all adults, you know.

Okay, then what?

Then the man's eyes lit up, oh, so the weight loss center looks like this, it's quite artistic, the beauties let me chase, I just use what I chase to dissipate my heat, and it's okay if I catch up, hehe, five It was worth a hundred yuan. So he started chasing it, desperately chasing it, and finally caught up, and it went smoothly. After returning home, he was sweating, and when he got on the scale, he really lost two kilograms. This weight loss center is quite effective. After a few days, he went to report again and wanted to lose weight again, so he should continue. The lady at the front desk saw him, and the husband is you again. Excuse me... He interrupted and said, I have tried five hundred. Now, this time I asked for 1,000, paid 1,000 yuan, took the key, opened the second door, opened the door and saw that it was very spacious inside, there was a beautiful woman inside, the three-point pose was gone, and the whole body was in a fruity body , sat there magnanimously, and hooked at him 'you chase me, if you chase me, I will let you hehehe'. He already knew the rules, so he chased after him, and he finally caught up. The second time I ran a little faster, and it was successful in the end, hey hey hey, when I got home, I lost five kilograms, and my grades got better and better. The third time I went to report, the lady at the front desk recognized him, and it was you again, sir... He called Duan said, Miss needs no introduction, I understand the rules, I am an expert, this time I want fifteen thousand. So, I paid fifteen thousand, took the key, opened the third door, and quickly locked the door after entering, Quickly undressed and looked back. A chimpanzee was sitting on a chair, and the female chimpanzee said to him, 'I chase you, if I catch you, I will take you hehehe'.

Before the parrot finished speaking, the male tourists around were already laughing. Of course, some of them heard it. This is a dirty joke that Fei Yuqing told, but listening to it again in the mouth of the parrot, it's different. Some tourists who know some parrots are secretly shocked. This parrot is too powerful to be able to speak such a large paragraph clearly and fluently. In fact, in the past, even if these two parrots had eaten demon meat and communicated with Su Jing through the Wan Beast card, they could only tell some jokes intermittently, not for such a long paragraph at one time. This is crystal meditation and jade. Further effects of toothfish.

One more thing.

That's right, one more thing.

The tourists are booing one after another, and I haven't heard enough. The female tourists who scold the parrot for being shameless are shy, but they are reluctant to leave, and they want to see the excitement.

If you want to hear the story, buy melon seeds first.

We're going to eat big melon seeds.

The tourists were very happy, these two parrots are so good, but the sunflower seeds are not worth much, some are very generous, and they bought a bag one after another. After a while, the signs under the feet of the two parrots were already full melon seeds.

These two Gui ghost spirits. Zhao Mengxiang couldn't help laughing.

Look at it, don't get caught. Su Zhenhong said with a smile, in fact, the two parrots are telling stories here, and there is no bad impact. It is also good for the tourism industry. . After all, such two parrots are very valuable.

The two parrots ate the melon seeds for a while, and finally stopped eating after being urged impatiently by the tourists, and started talking again. already.

The other parrot was also unequivocal, and immediately said: There is a man who is in a hurry to urinate on the train. This train is very crowded. He has only one station, and the road is crowded with people. He squeezed forward. After squeezing back, he couldn't squeeze out. In desperation, he had to squeeze to the side and squeezed to the window. Pulling down the zipper, he bent into a C shape and spread it out of the window. As a result, when it was about to stand, A stationmaster standing next to the track was slapped on his face. The stationmaster was very angry, but the train was too fast, so he could only try to see a little more clearly in the electric light and flint, and then rushed in and called the next big station to report. 'Just now, there was a passenger who was really rude. I was turning on the light, but he sprayed me with saliva. I don't know why it was salty. Please investigate quickly. This passenger made me really angry and must be arrested. Come out and warn me. The station master at the next station said, Don't be angry. I will definitely find a way to catch this passenger. Please tell me his features. The station master said, Let me think about it. , the speed was too fast to see clearly, all I saw was the man with a full beard and a cigar in his mouth'.

As soon as the words fell, the audience was already bursting with laughter, laughing so much that they leaned forward and backward, and the girl smiled shyly, scolding these two parrots for being too bad. So, I bought melon seeds again and gave them to two parrots. The two parrots probably felt that it was almost enough. However, the two clips of the story just now were videotaped and posted on the Internet, which quickly became popular.

Hahaha In the classroom of Class 2, Senior 2, Zhongyun No. 1 Middle School, Tang Xiaoyu had just watched the video, and her stomach almost hurt from laughing. Although these two parrots have changed from before, they are bigger and more beautiful, but she recognizes that they must be the two of Su Jing's family.

What does brother teach. After Su Ya saw it, she couldn't help laughing and couldn't help being ashamed.

Haha, it's so funny. After watching the video, Qin Xulan, Guo Biting, Jin Shijia, Liu Qian and others laughed so hard that they almost burst into tears. As a girl, Guo Biting wanted to keep her reserved, but she I can't help it. As a sequel to God Dog, the same producer and the same director, the main actors have not changed, so that the crew has a tacit understanding, and it is easier to shoot. Moreover, audience acceptance is also higher. The perfect new outfit has not been broadcast yet, but it has been recorded, so Guo Biting is also free now, and devotes herself to the filming of the sequel to the dog.

These two parrots are really bad. Guo Biting scolded with a smile.

It must be taught by that guy A Jing. Liu Qian also laughed.

At this moment, Su Jing, who was at home, also learned from the messages from her sister, Tang Xiaoyu, Qin Xulan, Guo Biting and others that the two parrots went out to perform. Called over, taught them a lesson, and told them not to go out and make fun in the future, otherwise they would lose a lot of money if they were caught and walked away.

The reason why these two parrots learned to tell stories, although it is related to Su Jing, is to follow Su Jing, but Su Jing did not teach it specially, they learned it by themselves, and they went out to tell it without authorization.

However, the speech is really good, and the jokes are well grasped. These two parrots are really too smart. It seems that being too smart will also bring trouble, and all pets will have to be further disciplined in the future. , or else I don't know what will happen to them.

Su Jing became vigilant. In the past, pets were smart, but they were still animals. But now, they have become more and more detached from animals, their behavior is biased towards humans, and their thoughts are no longer so simple. If they are left unchecked, it may cause very bad consequences. Parrots used to like to eat melon seeds, but they would never think of getting melon seeds in a show, but now they know how to think so. When a dog goes out and sees people buying bones, it might play tricks and steal others' bones. After all, people don't expect dogs to be so smart. There is also a wolf fight, not to mention naturally, if it runs out willfully, it may cause a catastrophe.

In short, now pets can't just be taught like animals, they are like children whose intelligence is developing, and they must strengthen the discipline of conduct, so that they know from the bottom of their hearts what they can and cannot do. , what to do and what not to do.