Funeral, what should I do if I reincarnate as a demon?

But Ya Xiu walked forward silently, patted the warm and soft belly skillfully, then pressed down the hem of her skirt, and said solemnly:

"This is on the street. Although there is really no one nearby, and basically no one goes out at night, what if someone does show up? After all, even if no one sees it, it's not good to catch a cold, right? I just think At this point, I don’t know what expression to make.”

"——Kill....Kill....!!"

"Well, I definitely wouldn't say I hate her, but I really don't know what to do." At the moment when the girl was about to become angry, he first pressed his hand on her head and gave her a troubled expression in return.

"No, there's no way! I don't know what to do... Because you have money, and you don't know what to give as a gift. It's just a simple thank you, which is a bit insincere, and... I've seen it once anyway. It’s not that hard to accept...but I’m also very embarrassed! You actually called me a pervert...!”

Rabine gritted her teeth and stood on tiptoes, then came closer and stared at him intently.

And if it was before, it would definitely not be as simple as glaring, maybe it would have been a simple punch.

"Calm down, be so good, so good~" He was surprised by this change, and while stroking Rabine's head, he tried to comfort her as much as possible, but when she gradually lowered her gaze in shame, he couldn't help teasing her again. One sentence:

"But, didn't you say you hated me the most in the dungeon? Now it's become so fast?"

"No, no! Now it's just... I'm just not that annoying!" The girl with red cheeks stubbornly raised her head again and made a threatening voice: "If you keep talking nonsense, I will beat you up!"

"Although I don't know what I said nonsense, but since you said so, just treat it like this. I was wrong. Well, that must be the case."

As an adult, Ash naturally did not reveal anything more, but chuckled and brushed the ends of her hair with his five fingers as if he was combing the fur of an irritated cat.

Although this made Rabine calm down a little, she still muttered dissatisfied:

"....What, why are you pretending to be a mature adult at this time? The sight was so obscene just now..."

"It's not obscene, that's a gentle look!"

"Looking at other people's underwear with gentle eyes... do you think I'm stupid?"

"...Speaking of which, you clearly know that your underwear will be seen, so why don't you change into another set of clothes? Well...I don't mind though."

He couldn't think of any man who could resist the temptation of a silver-haired girl dressed as a gothic lolita and lift her skirt.

"You are indeed a pervert...Uncle pervert." The girl did not answer, but pursed her lips and cast a contemptuous look of disgust.

Although in this situation, this kind of strange sight will always breed strange interest in people, but before Ash could remind him anything, there was a sudden sound of footsteps from the side.

The two stopped talking and looked subconsciously, only to see the long-haired girl with twin tails walking out of the corner, staring at Rabine with an unbelievable expression:

"Rapine...what are you doing?"

"K-Kang Ne? No, wait... wait a minute - why is Kang Ne here? By the way, when did you start eavesdropping??"

"At the beginning... I heard Rabine's mother said that you were not at home and had gone to Feilun, so I followed you. Who knew, who knew that you were always here without going in, and even... Use your underwear to seduce uncle!”

She didn't expect to see this scene at all, which made Kangye feel as if she had been betrayed. He pointed at her excitedly: "——Rabine! I really misjudged you! I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!! "

"Huh? No! This is a misunderstanding! I just...just..."

Rabine, who usually started fighting directly with Kangye, was now so panicked that he looked around, and finally looked at Ash for help.

But even if he were to handle it, Ash would only feel a headache.

Because he couldn't think of any suitable and reasonable excuse to explain the situation at the scene. In the end... he simply started talking nonsense seriously:

"Actually... Rabine was struck by a strange curse, which is why she is in this situation!"

"....Uncle, do you really think I'm a fool?" Although he was conclusive, Kang Ni just looked at him coldly.

But he had no choice, Rabine was stepping hard on his instep, forcing him to respond actively, and said with a forced smile: "There is no way... In this situation, it is not the time to choose methods and means. "

"Let's make a choice! I'm not an idiot. Does the curse have anything to do with this perverted behavior??"

"....Maybe there will be?"

"——I've never heard of it!" Faced with this level of nonsense, Kang Ni felt that she was being overly underestimated and was so excited that she couldn't help but pounce on him and fight him.

"Well, to be honest, I haven't heard of it either..."

"Then why do you say it?"

"I just said whatever came to my mind..."

...

After all, this kind of thing couldn't be explained clearly. He could only muddy the water as much as possible, but...it didn't seem to have much effect.

Rabinie was speechless facing the two of them. He turned his back and covered his face, avoiding reality. Connie still looked very angry, but the spearhead was already pointed at him, and his eyes were narrowed to the point of being almost invisible:

"Uncle... are you really a pervert with such an interest?"

"If you had just heard the conversation, you would have understood. I just watched passively."

"Mingming was very happy?"

"Not very happy..."

"Mingming also forced Rabinie in the dungeon?"

"That was her own misunderstanding... Uh, did you really know?" Facing Connie's scrutinizing eyes, he looked at Rabinie who was already embarrassed beside him halfway through his explanation, and said dumbfoundedly:

"You clearly said that you can't tell others... but you actually told it yourself?"

To be honest, he didn't understand why this guy said those things. Rabinie, who was covering his face, also squeezed out a whisper at this time:

"Because...Connie has already mentioned the matter of being touched on the belly...I can't do that..."

"I don't think that's a matter of the same level at all."

Even Ash couldn't help but want to cover his face now, and he didn't expect that teasing one of them would be like poking two little hornets.

But now Connie couldn't stand it anymore: "——Uncle! You didn't mention your own responsibility at all, but now you blame Rabinie?!"

"But I'm just presenting facts and reasoning."

Sure enough, there is no free lunch in the world. Is this the price of enjoying welfare? ——He mourned in his heart, and pressed on Connie's head, sighing: "Anyway, I'll send you back first?"

"....Do you think we can be sent away so easily?"

"Before we go back, I'll treat you to something else..."

Pressing Connie with his left hand and holding Rabinie with his right hand, he forcibly took the two away from the scene.

Although both of them were a little reluctant, they still half-heartedly let him take it away. After all, if Ferren or something was brought out, things would become more troublesome.

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As the night deepened, he went out with two friends who looked like adopted daughters, and they were both beautiful girls... This situation made Ash feel that something was wrong, but he was also a little strangely excited.

".... But think about it carefully, what am I doing now? It's really not good, right?" When the girls on both sides were happily ordering and planning to let him bleed, a little conscience made him shake his head on the side.

"——What! Two beautiful girls are willing to accompany you, what are you dissatisfied with, and what are you sighing about?" His reluctant look made Rabinie angrily step on his feet under the table seat to vent his dissatisfaction with being misunderstood.

If it hurts, how heavy can a magician's feet be? He was only worried that others would see him and think he had some special interests.

But the style of the underwear is really cute, not like the appearance at all... No, I can't think of such strange things...

"Connie is really gentle..." He simply ignored Rabinie, and smiled with one hand on his chin, and stroked Connie's head.

This made Connie laugh "Hehe~" and shook his head gently.

However, this action made Rabinie look very unhappy. He pursed his lips and glared at him, and kept stepping on him, making his shoes dirty, like a child who wanted attention, or... a sulky little wife?

"Well... okay, actually Rabinie is also very cute." He had no choice but to free up one hand and touch Rabinie's head.

"....This perfunctory attitude? Who do you think I am?"

"What does it mean to be not perfunctory? You can't just give me a kiss... a hug or lift me up high, right? If Philen sees me treating her friend like this, she'll probably stab me with a knife."

"I didn't say that! Dirty!"

"...Yes, I'm dirty, I'm perverted..."

Although she said so, the over-the-knee white boots finally let go of his instep, making Ash wonder if she really wanted to lift him up high? But if she really said that, she would definitely get angry again, right?

Is this strong or arrogant? But...this is really troublesome, just as troublesome as Celia's personality-so depressed in his heart, his hands were busy on both sides, touching the heads of the two girls, trying not to let any of them get upset.

Although this situation is a bit strange and a bit depressed in his heart, this seems...unexpectedly interesting?

At least, although he was complaining in his heart and muttering, he was having fun with his hands... It was a feeling of pain and happiness.

Of course, if the two of them didn't have the identity of his daughter's friends, they might be happier.

Unfortunately, he didn't enjoy the happiness of having two wives for too long, and an old and familiar voice came from behind him.

"I always thought that you should be more indifferent..." Duncan, the old man wearing single-sided glasses, finally couldn't help but walk over at this moment, and next to him was the second disciple of Celia, the white-haired old man, Lyleen.

Liern, who was relatively introverted and weak, lowered his head when he saw him: "It's been a long time since I greeted you, Master Ash. You look very energetic recently."

Before Ash could answer, Lyern's appearance made Connie and Rabinie quickly slap away his hand that was still touching his head, and immediately stood up to greet him politely:

"——Good evening!"

"Mr. Principal, long time no see!"

"Hello to you too, Rabinie, you still have a lot of room for improvement, and you can't let your guard down just because you become a first-level magician...Connie, work harder in three years, you will definitely succeed next time."

As the principal of the magic academy, Lyern nodded to the two with a kind smile, and after greeting his students briefly, he also signaled them to sit down without restraint.

"...Why is Lylene treated so well, but lacks respect for me?"

"Because! Mr. Lylene is our principal, and he occasionally teaches us in person. Our teachers are all disciples of Mr. Lylene...!" Connie, who was sitting upright, whispered the situation, and Rabinie also whispered inexplicably seriously: "And you should be polite in terms of seniority, right?"

"...But in this case, shouldn't you be more polite to me?"

"No, you are Philen's uncle." "Yes, just a bad elder from a friend's family."

They refuted without any politeness, but Lylene's attitude made them realize that... Ash's social status is much higher than they imagined.

After all, it's not just that he can do whatever he wants next to Celia, even Lylene, who is like the second in command of the Magic Association, treats him as a superior...

"Uncle, you are not actually my grandfather, right?" Connie was a little worried for a moment, and couldn't help but lie on the table and asked in a low voice.

Rabinie pretended not to care, but the look in his eyes, whether intentional or unintentional, looked as if he was afraid that he would nod.

".... My situation is a bit special. Considering the overall actual situation, I should not be called a grandfather." He wanted to nod, but now he shook his head with some annoyance.

He actually regretted it as soon as he said it, but it was too late to change his words.

Because the two of them were relieved, Duncan couldn't help but coughed lightly: "I'll treat you to whatever you want to eat. You two children, you should go to the side and play first. We have something important to say."

Let's not talk about the examination room, but considering the other party's age and the presence of the principal next to them... The two of them still got up and sat somewhere else with some reluctance.

Duncan and Lyle'en followed him and took him to the corner on the other side... It was also during the movement that he finally realized that they were close friends, but they hadn't seen each other for many years.

And this time, Duncan had something to ask Lyle'en, and - also asked him.

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Since Ash knew more or less about Duncan's relationship with Golden City Mahat, Duncan also bluntly expressed his wish to return to his hometown to visit the graves.

But his hometown and the surrounding forests have all been turned into gold, so he can only face the cold, even indestructible special gold if he goes in, and...

"...My master, Mahat is still there, so I hope..." At the end of this speech, Duncan expressed his purpose directly, but before he finished, Ash waved his hand and interrupted him without interest:

"-Give up, even if you add Lyon, you can't defeat Mahat." "...I know how powerful the master is. Even as a first-level magician, it is impossible to defeat him." Duncan shook his head calmly: "But I don't want to go back to defeat Mahat and save my hometown..."

"What?"

"It's just a guard commission. Now Mahat is still in the golden country. Even if I get the magic that restrains gold from Celia through the transfer of magic, I can't guarantee safety, so I hope you can protect me when I go back to my hometown to visit the grave."

"...For Why are you going to such lengths just to visit a grave?"

"....You are more ruthless than I thought."

"Is it true? People are dead, why do you still care about these things? It is more important to treat your wife well when you are alive. Now you are risking being attacked by Mahat to visit the grave... This is really a bit of a big deal, isn't it?"

"It's not that simple... Maybe now for me, recalling the happy time spent with my wife has become a kind of fear, right?"

Duncan didn't know how to tell him, so he could only look out the window, probably in the direction of his hometown swallowed by gold, and calmly narrated: "This time, visiting the grave is to allow myself to completely give up those memories."

"....Sorry, I don't understand at all."

"As long as I see my hometown that has been completely changed by the passage of time, I will definitely be able to give it up completely, because every bit of time spent with my wife must no longer be there. I just want to confirm it."

"....Can happy memories really be given up so easily?"

To be honest, Ash is now in another direction and can't quite understand this old man.

Laeren, who had never spoken, lowered his eyes with a melancholy look and interrupted: "... Time is more terrible than you think. If we can't leave deep memories, sooner or later, Lady Celia will definitely forget us."

"No... Although Celia is not a good person and has a bad personality, isn't your impression of her a little too far from reality?"