Chapter 141 [Wish Cushion]!!
“Aha———! After all, I started taking the exam when I was ten years old, and I have taken it twenty-five times so far, so I can also be regarded as a veteran of the hunter exam. ”
Dongba deliberately pretended to be a little embarrassed and scratched his head.
“Oh——— that’s the case, so you’re here intending to… Two…”
Lin Mo made a sudden realization expression very cooperatively, and then questioned.
“Ah——— that’s right, I just saw that your number plate is [1], and I think Your Excellency’s strength must be very strong, so I plan to use the experience I have mastered in the exam for many years as a capital for cooperation, and I want to form an alliance with Your Excellency.”
“Your Excellency, you also know that the probability of passing the hunter exam newcomer is only one in three years, and a large part of the reason is because the newcomer has insufficient information about the hunter exam.”
“And I happen to be able to help Your Excellency here, but as for myself, it is because of my own lack of strength.”
“In this way, the two of us can become a perfect complementary relationship and get through the difficulties together, I wonder what you think?”
After speaking, Dongba tried to open his [sincere] little eyes to show his sincerity.
I have to say that the Great God of Dongba is the Great God of Dongba, and this whole set of words can be said to be seamless.
First, use the information that he has not taken the hunter exam twenty-five times to show his weakness and harmlessness.
With this 053, it is used to give the target sufficient trust and form a high posture of the target to reduce the vigilance of the target.
Then throw out the pass rate data of the small probability of newcomers in the reality hunter exam, so as to make the target anxious and lay the groundwork for subsequent cooperation.
Finally, when you say that you have a wealth of hunter exam experience, corresponding to the situation of zero experience in the goal.
In this way, the target thinks that Dongba is simply the perfect partner to work with.
After all, your strength is strong, no matter what happens in the end, you will always be in the dominant position, because you can take out the other party at any time.
So it’s perfect to be so harmless and have someone you desperately need.
It’s really worthy of being the [Newcomer Killer] Dongba.
At this time, the corners of the mouths of some old candidates who were familiar with Dongba had begun to show sinister smiles.
The [No. 1] number plate on Lin Mo’s body, the recliner sitting under his butt, and his calm and relaxed posture all gave them great pressure.
To sum it up in a popular phrase, it is the so-called forced Graman.
If Dongba can really kill him smoothly, it will be a wonderful thing!
Lin Mo touched his chin thoughtfully, and then began to smile wickedly: “Hmm……… You have a point, but I refuse! My favorite thing to do is say no to self-righteous people. ”
After that, Lin Mo just leaned on the recliner and looked at Dongba playfully, wanting to see what his reaction would be next.
Sure enough, after listening to Lin Mo’s words, Dongba’s face immediately became like eating.
He tried to maintain a sincere smile on his face, but his expression was so stiff that his smile was even uglier than crying.
“Oh… Hahahaha, that’s me taking the liberty, I’m really sorry, ah———! By the way, as a reparation, I’ll give you this juice.”
While speaking, Dongba took out a jar of orange juice from his satchel and handed it to Lin Mo.
The originally stiff expression had softened again at this time, and he also looked embarrassed, as if he was really apologizing for his presumptuousness.
Pretty!
The other candidates who secretly observed Lin Mo’s side praised in their hearts.
This is worthy of being called the [Newcomer Killer], Dongba, and he can even find an opportunity to give away the juice!
See what a professional is! This is called professionalism!
Lin Mo looked at the juice handed over by Dongba with a smile.
It’s really a trick to eat all over the world, and this “added” juice has been used since ten years ago.
Although with Lin Mo’s physique, even if he drinks it, there will be no problem, but this thing is not very delicious at first glance.
And I have been playing with Dongba for so long, just to see how he will naturally lead to this trick of “adding” juice.
Now that you’ve finished watching it, it’s time to end the fun.
“How do I feel that Mr. Dongba, you have added ingredients to this juice?”
“This… Hahaha, Your Excellency is joking, how can I add ingredients to it, this is what I specially bought before the exam in order to replenish water, if you really don’t believe it, I can drink it to you now. ”
Saying that, Dongba opened the juice in his hand and drank it ton after ton.
At this time, Dongba’s heart was thinking: “It’s good Laozi, I thought that this would happen before, take the medicine in advance!” ”
After drinking the juice in his hand, Dongba reversed the juice left in the empty jar and said, “Your Excellency, I have already drunk it, so don’t worry about me adding ingredients to it.” ”
Then he took out another can of juice from his satchel and handed it to Lin Mo: “I sincerely apologize for disturbing Your Excellency.” ”
Dongbana’s expression was like saying, how can you wronged a good person. In this regard, Lin Mo raised his eyebrows, but he didn’t expect that Dongba still had such a hand.
“I didn’t expect that I actually misunderstood Mr. Dongba, come on, I have a cushion here to sit you down, let’s sit down and toast.”
Since Dongba still wants to play, let’s play with him again.
After speaking, Lin Mo appeared from behind him a cushion with a strange pattern, placed it on the ground to signal that Dongba could sit down, and then turned out the second can of juice handed over by Dongba.
Dongba saw Lin Mo take the juice, thinking that he had gained Lin Mo’s trust, and there was no doubt about him at the moment, so he sat down very crisply.
“Well, by the way, I still don’t know your name…”
Halfway through the sentence, Dongba felt that something was wrong, because he couldn’t move after sitting down.
Damn it – hit the mark!
High-end hunters often appear as prey.
I felt as if my whole body was fixed by an invisible force.
Dongba immediately knew that he had hit the plan.
Although I don’t know how Lin Mo did it, there is no doubt that there must be something strange about the mat that Lin Mo handed over.
Cold sweat began to ooze from Dongba’s fat face.
[Wish Upholstery B-21: Anyone who sits on this cushion will listen to your request, but the request cannot exceed the person’s ability. 】
Looking at Dongba’s eyes that couldn’t help but open due to panic, the corners of Lin Mo’s mouth began to grin a wicked smile: “Please go to the corner over there and drink all these juices you brought.” ”
Lin Mo didn’t want to do anything to Dongba, just to give him a little bitter food, after all, without Dongba, it is estimated that a lot of color should be lost in the future hunter exam.
After hearing Lin Mo’s request, Dongba watched in horror as his feet began to walk uncontrollably towards the corner, and then took out the juice from his satchel with both hands. One can, two cans ·
In this way, Dongba poured a whole ten cans of added juice into his mouth!
By the end, Dongba had been poured into white eyes.
This is also fortunate that the weight of the juice is not light, so Dongba did not carry too much juice with him.
Even if you take antidote medicine, you can’t withstand such an irrigation method, after all, quantitative changes cause qualitative changes.
“Gollum———!”
Dongba’s stomach began to make a deafening sound of gastrointestinal peristalsis
It’s like a volcano that’s about to erupt in the next second…
PS: Thank you Nimiki for the reward!! Thank you for your support!
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