From the Bird

"Think about it. The priests have made up such a story for you. There is a God who is watching you in the sky all the time. He also holds a small notebook with ten things that you are not allowed to do. Once you violate any of them, God will send you to a place full of flames, smoke, and lava, so that you will burn, pain, suffocate, scream, cry, never exceed your life, but..." (This entire passage is from George Carlin Religious talk show)

St. Watson wears a large blister on his head, and he stands alone on a protruding boulder and talks endlessly, surrounded by huge monsters of all colors.

The old man spread his hands out: "The merciful God will always love you."

Several humanoid spirits among the monsters laughed. Especially the 28th girl who only wears pink myrobalan on her upper body, smiled and trembled, ***** Snow White couldn't help shaking.

"What did he grumble about?"

A blue-black giant lobster standing on the periphery scratched its own tentacles with pliers.

"It seems to be ridiculing the Tianmu Empress on their side."

The scarlet octopus with a white scarf on his head replied.

"Huh? This is good, this is good, I want to listen."

Talking about the monster lobster, he squeezed forward.

St. Watson’s performance is booming: "God not only loves you, he also loves your money. God always asks for money with his followers. He is omnipotent and supreme. He created the whole world, but I don’t know why the **** earns it. No money. Religion collects hundreds of millions of dollars. Not only does it pay no taxes, it is also insatiable. Oh~"

He held his forehead with his hand: "This is really a good **** (story). Has anyone noticed that this is a pun?"

There was another roar of laughter.

The performance of St. Watson was over, and he saluted him. The trolls of the dojo threw gifts at him, such as scales, a small piece of tentacles, or unknown slime. This was a deal between St. Watson and the dojo group of demons. Mei Yao threw up her powdered myrobalan, but St. Watson refused to accept it, and instead asked for a palm-sized clam shell. I also turned a blind eye to the love potion's winking eyes, which may have something to do with only the upper body of the love potion who was born as a clam.

"My dear brothers, my theme for the next show is the story of the most annoying fellow in the Tianmu Dojo, a mother-in-law squid. Does anyone want to listen to it?"

The scene responded violently, and the response was even more enthusiastic than before. Saint Watson made a downward gesture with both hands and waited for a little quieter before putting his index finger to his mouth: "Don't call that big squid. heard it."

The demons responded for a while, and some even whistled. As you can imagine, this old man is now very popular among demons.

After a long time when the demons dispersed, St. Watson jumped awkwardly from under the stone, and shouted at Li Yan: "I said, go and ask that lich, can you return my Caesar to me? I miss it. it."

"If Li Jiang knows that you gather a crowd to tell her themed jokes, guess if you can stand here calmly? Want to get your biological sample back?"

Li Yan held a bright purple medicinal leaf that could not be named.

This Tianmu Palace is worthy of being the ruins of the heavenly treasures of Wuhua. Not to mention the many thousand-year-old monsters, coral trees, fist-sized pearls and gems can be seen everywhere, and there are all kinds of rare and exotic fruits. Not to mention the effects, they are all sweet in the mouth. Occasionally, I can provide Li Yan with a few points of awakening, which is better than nothing.

After reaching a consensus with Mr. Pengri, the two can travel freely everywhere in the Tianmu Dojo. Ma Ling and Li Jiang fought for a few days. In the end, Li Jiang, who was good at fighting, was even better. Ma Ling was killed and scarred and finally grieved. A fierce man slipped into the broken Poison Dragon Pond and fell silent.

However, Mr. Pengri promised that he could help Li Yan get back to the Alien Species of Abyss that was detained by Gong Yan. There has been no news in the past few days.

"We need to get closer to these lovely big guys. Do you know how to quickly integrate into a group? Find someone you hate in common, and everyone talks bad about him. You think you should try it too. You don't want to choose Are some tough partners leaving here?"

Li Yan let out a sigh and shook his head. Obviously, his progress in subjugating the water genus was not smooth. In fact, not all the old demons in Tianmu Taoyuan were as well-developed and simple-minded as Gong Yan and Ma Ling. Many of them are cunning and cruel, not so bad to fool.

Li Yan tried to use regaining freedom as a temptation, but they said: "If you say it is freedom, we still want to be driven by you? I see you are dangerous and not very strong. If you are with you, you will have to fight and fight with others. If you are dead, most of us won’t be able to live beyond our lives. It’s better to stay at the dojo and gnaw waterweeds to be at ease."

Some are weak and willing to follow, but most of them are not as good as Yang Zichu. Li Yan is a little unhappy, like a blind date.

There are also a few big monsters that are strong enough and willing to be Li Yanshui. For example, the Gold Swallowing Devil Toad that once fought Li Jiang head-on is among them, but they have opened various conditions, and they all have one.

Li Yan must not bring Yan Gongli Jiang!

This chaotic big squid is really an existence that hates ghosts in the Tianmu Daochang, and no one is willing to work with her.

The Gold Swallowing Devil Toad, who was drawn into a top by her tentacles, said angrily: "There is her without me, and I don't have her!",

Li Yan did not reply to them too early.

Withdrawing his thoughts, Li Yan pulled the topic away: "In fact, there is one thing that I still don't understand. You don't seem to be a person who values ​​responsibility and honor. Why do you bite the bullet and stop me from destroying the joint fleet? In the end, the jade and the stone were burned, and Li was provoked. A monster like Jiang, aren’t you afraid that you won’t be able to live forever?"

St. Watson recalled that handsome face like a porcelain doll, and touched the stain on his shirt: "I will give you a return. I have a friend of historians who studied the Nubian Empire in Africa. History of war, caught by a local gang of cannibal tribes. The custom of cannibals is to roast living people. They filled my friends with spices, stripped them and put them on the fire when I arrived. One of my friend’s thighs and half of his face has become charcoal. Guess what, what was his last last words when he saw me?"

Li Yan thought about it very seriously and said, "These grandsons don't even turn around at the barbecue?"

Saint Watson laughed loudly. He tossed the tears from the corner of his eyes and gave Li Yan a thumbs up: "Almost, scholars are such a person."

In the past few days, "prisoners" have been getting along. The relationship between Li Yan and St. Watson has obviously become acquainted a lot. He must admit that, as an explorer on five continents, St. Watson, the seemingly frivolous old drunkard, does have He excels. Even in ordinary conversations and joking, they are often thought-provoking and possess unique personality charm.

Li Yan thought for a while, then suddenly asked, "What happened later?"

St. Watson clearly understood Li Yan’s meaning, the old man’s sunken eye sockets were dull and dull: "I killed them all, including the children who were not wheels. I put the plump patriarch on the fire and cut him. His **** forced him to eat it himself."

Li Yan spit out the soft medicinal leaves in his mouth, and spit out two mouthfuls of saliva a little bit unlucky.

Saint Watson shrugged: "Most scholars are such people. But I am more extreme."

"Woohoo~ It's a sin."

Mr. Pengri didn't know when he appeared behind the two, obviously he also heard the joke. But apart from a sigh of emotion, he didn't comment anymore, but said to Li Yan: "Li Jiang wants to see you."