From Arms Dealer To King of War

  Chapter 868 Just kidding and hammering you to death

  The people in the audience are basically Dazui Tang’s supporters. When Choga pulled Lahiri out to play tricks, the audience suddenly boiled up...

  The loud cheers lasted for nearly three minutes. Choga wanted to speak several times, but was interrupted by more enthusiastic cheers.

  After trying a few times, Choga simply stood under the spotlight and opened his hands to enjoy the applause and cheers.

  Until the applause subsided, Choga patted the microphone again, then took out the speech, and said: "The above told me that when giving a similar speech, it is best to tell a few self-deprecating jokes.

  In this way, people will not be able to tell whether it is real black history or a joke. "

   "Wow, hahaha..."

   "Don't laugh, what I said is true. The person who wrote the speech is really meticulous. He will even remind you to pause for a few seconds or make an expression at the sentence break...

  Shit, this is the first time I know that American politicians can't speak for themselves. Are they all dementia? "

"Hahaha…"

  Joga turned to look at Dazui Tang and Ika amidst the laughter of the crowd, and said with a smile: "Dude, I promise I'm not talking about you...

  Ika, don't hide it, I don't think your father will read it honestly according to the script.

   This guy is a natural speaker!

  Some people say he is a liar, I don't know, but I guess this guy will not lie to me, after all, I am his best friend..."

  Joga said it lightly, but Ika heard the threat inside. She pulled the old man who was muttering catfish mouth, worried that he would do something out of the ordinary.

  Outsiders don't know, but insiders can't imagine that Boss Joe will make such a face-off.

   This is really unreasonable. He expressed his dissatisfaction in front of thousands of people, and did not give Da Zui Tang any room for maneuver.

  Looking at Big Mouth Tang, who is still staring at himself, but his neck is no longer so stiff...

  Joga beckoned to Monica, walked to the microphone stand, put the microphone on the stand, then took off the suit and put it in Monica's hand...

After kissing Monica's lips, Choga heard the boos from the audience, he took off his tie and rolled up the cuffs of his shirt, and said with a smile: "I heard the boos, I know you are jealous I.

   But it’s okay, I’ve been used to it for a long time. After all, not everyone can have such a perfect beauty, right? "

   "Call..."

  Joga enjoyed Monica's hug and kiss amid boos, and after watching her return to her seat, he looked at the audience and said seriously: "OK, where did we just talk?

  Oh, self-defense twice..."

"Hahaha…"

   "I guess some people will find it difficult for me to blackmail myself, after all I am handsome..."

   "Call..."

   "I'm rich..."

   "Call..."

   "I'm pretty good at hitting..."

   "Call..."

   “I am well respected…”

   "Call..."

   "I have a lot of girlfriends..."

   "Call..."

   Facing the boos from a large area, Qiaojia spread his hands aggrievedly and said: "These are the stereotypes of me from the outside world, in fact...

   These are all true! "

"Hahaha…"

  Choga smiled and waved to a few whistling guys, and said: "There are many people who say that I am a racist, a violent man, an executioner, a jerk...

  I tell you, apart from racism, everything else is true!

  These are some of the best qualities a military contracting company owner should have…

  After all, you can't expect a bunch of boys and girls who love life to go to war with terrorists.

   You can’t expect a bunch of idiots who like to put their battle plans on their personal web pages to protect your safety, right?

  What did Lahiri say?

  Do you want to know our battle plan?

  Go to my personal page to see...

  Do you want to know the movements of the US military?

  Go to my personal page to see...

  You want to know about our plans against terrorists…”

   As he spoke, Qiaojia picked up the microphone and pointed it at the audience...

  People in the audience shouted in unison: "Go to my personal webpage, hahaha..."

  Joga shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands and said, "It's not for nothing that Ben LD lived until the year before last, right?

  Let me be honest, American soldiers are really very strong, after all, they survived in this environment with a monthly salary of 3000, and they haven't collapsed yet..."

   "Hahahahaha..."

  Dazui Tang watched Qiaojia, in front of many media and audiences in the audience, outputting Lahiri on his face and even alluding to black buddies, he was a little relieved...

But how could Qiaojia make Dazui Tang fulfill his wish? After he calmed down in the audience, he said with a smile: "Behind me is a group of New York elites. It is really a great thing to be able to get together with so many people. matter.

  I like making friends, so it's easy for me to mingle with everyone.

  However, this may be a bit difficult for Dazui Tang, because it is estimated that only half of the people support him. After all, not everyone can tolerate a big mouth dictating all day long.

  Maybe a few slipped away halfway, and he couldn't even keep half of it..."

  Most people heard that Qiaojia was teasing Dazui Tang's election, but the core members of Dazui Tang heard a naked threat.

   This is a warning to Big Mouth Tang, you only have half the support of the people now, if you force us away, you won't even get half of it.

Qiaojia pretended not to see Tang with pouting mouth and serious face, he waved to Ika who was covering his mouth with his hands and pleading eyes, and said with a smile: "Hey, Ika, I heard that you are married …

   Oh, it's such a pity, I was still discussing with my friends on the plane here, and I don't know which **** can marry such a perfect wife?

  I have been doing psychological construction when I came here. I want to get to know your husband, and then we can prove to the outside world that beautiful men should be able to treat each other politely...

   But I was wrong...

  Seeing your smiling face, I felt intense jealousy in my heart. After a while, I want to get to know him and punch his face.

  I bet many men in the audience think the same way, God will forgive me! "

  If it was just panic before, now Ika is panic...

  She has a good relationship with Monica, and Monica told her that Jared had an illegitimate child and a mistress.

   This girl has learned about Boss Joe’s resume through various angles, and knows how unscrupulous this guy is when he goes crazy...

   Looking back at Jared who was standing under the background board, who didn't know what happened, Ika covered his face in pain to avoid being caught by the camera and the audience.

   "Dad, do you still think your business methods are useful to jackals?"

  Da Zui Tang heard what his daughter said, he covered his mouth and turned his head and said, "Ika, tell me the truth, you really have nothing to do with this guy?

   This guy is a born speaker.

  Tom Reed can bear his daughter being abandoned by the jackal, I think if you make a mistake, I can also bear it..."

   Ika looked at his father...

Choja didn't know about the interaction between Dazui Tang and Ika, and with the idea that Dazui Tang would help him get Lahiri back with a hammer, he said with a smile: "Did you see those people behind me? ?

   These are New York's elite business elite, and it's not easy for ordinary people to call them to a party.

   And I discovered a miraculous phenomenon today, which may be the only time in history that American politicians convene so many business elites to sit down and talk without charging money..."

"Ha ha ha ha…"

  Joga laughed and said, "I'm not kidding, if you don't believe me, look at Lahiri, or ask business elites, the price for Lahiri to be clocked is much more expensive than the lawyer's fee.

  Because she always satisfies people! "

  American ridicule of celebrities is politically correct...

  But this time Qiaojia's joke was a little too much, the audience was still laughing, but the stage became quiet.

  Joga didn't care what the people behind thought, he looked at the audience and pointed at the camera crews of several TV stations, and said with a smile: "You must think I hate Lahiri, right?

   On the contrary, I love her so much...

  I couldn't get to know Ambassador Steven without her sleeping at work.

  She left Steven in Libya for exercise, and I happened to be nearby, so I practiced with him for more than half a year.

  I can feel my conscience and say that I have indeed become stronger!

  Steven is a good friend. Regardless of his own safety, he also wants to stay in Libya to help me rebuild Tobruk, insisting on completing the experience Lahiri set for him.

   Then you all saw the result, we won!

   There are rumors that Lahiri wants to kill Steven. I think that is wrong. I think Lahiri is training the best secretary of state for the United States.

  America spent more than two trillion dollars in Iraq...

  Spent so much money, raised so many people, and no one there likes you.

   Check out what Steven has accomplished in the Middle East in the last year...

  I don’t remember how many years the Iraq War has been going on, but I’m sure that the results achieved in the past few years are not as much as Steven achieved in one year.

  At least you are getting off the plane in Iraq with American passports. Only if you are unlucky will someone want to chop off your head, and you have a chance to be rescued before being hacked to death.

  You have to thank Steven, and of course me..."

  Joga deliberately waited for the audience to digest his words, and then continued: "I love Lahiri very much...

  Because she gave me the Syrian contract with her own hands, and then told me when I was fighting hard, I must not forget my compassion.

  She told me that it is wrong for a person to be so cruel, and that I should face terrorists with a humanitarian attitude.

   Then you all saw the result, I put myself in the center of the enemy, and carefully kept the dead bodies of those terrorists, and arranged them for their companions to collect.

   I even wrote 'Sorry' on every single body bag.

   Then I win!

  This is due to Lahiri, who inspired my potential and let me know that there is really a life after death.

   So we won, I stalled the ISIS terrorists, and then dealt with the dirty bomb.

  It's all **** thanks to the big guys..."

  Joga’s words caused a lot of boos from the audience. The boos were not directed at him, but at those big figures who might have watched the speech on TV or the Internet...

  Boss Joe is fighting a live broadcast war. After everything is over, even a fool can figure out the cause and effect.

  The most powerful country on earth was led by a group of ISIS terrorists for more than half a year, and finally asked a private company to bleed, sacrifice, and solve the problem...

  That only shows that those in power now are idiots, because they hold a good hand, but they want to find foreign aid to win.

  Joga watched the crowd gradually being mobilized and gathered, and said with a smile: "Really, I love Lahiri very much, because she is a wise person...

   She told me, you can’t be a racist, you have to be respectful to black people.

  I listened, and I built a small town in Central Africa, the poorest place in the world.

  You must not believe it. In response to Ms. Lahiri’s wisdom, I bought an iron mine there, and then installed equipment and paid high salaries to invite local people to mine.

  I've been losing **** money, and big money!

   Oh, and I also pulled on Ms. Gemma Alexander, who built a hospital there.

   Then I said to the people in Sangha town, don’t worry, in my territory, seeing a doctor is free..."

  Joga’s irony caused a lot of cheers and drums from the audience, and Qiaoga gave a thumbs up to a few buddies who were particularly supportive, and said with a smile: “Can I prove that I am not a racist?

  I'm not sure, because in the eyes of some people, black people in Afika are not the same as black people in America.

  I don’t know what’s going on in this world. Some people just don’t like the media, and they are labeled as ‘misogynists’, ‘racists’, and ‘swear words’. "

   While talking, Qiaojia looked at the many media in the audience, and said with a smile: "Yes, I am talking about Dazui Tang, he has been treated unfairly by you.

  He still has many advantages that you didn’t mention, such as honesty, humility, gentle personality...

  Oh, I can’t make it up either…”

   While talking, Qiaojia laughed, and looked back at Dazui Tang, who no longer had a smile on his face, and said, "You didn't understand what I said, did you?

  So I don’t think the other ones exist. Even if they exist, I think you are targeting a specific group of people.

   Hurry up and thank me...

  This is an affirmation from a staunch feminist, a protector of women in the Middle East, a defender of democracy and freedom, a messenger of security in theaters, and an affirmation from Jackal!

  Come on! say thank you!

  I feel like we are twins now...

  My telepathy tells me that you can definitely lead the citizens of the United States through the complex intersection of democracy and find the right path!

   Hurry up and say thank you..."

  (end of this chapter)