Fox Demon: This villain is always misunderstood
Chapter 388: Read the random replies and beat the master to death with random punches
"Teacher Tu Yi, is this really your first time in the Southland?"
On the streets of Wuhuang City, Wang Fugui couldn't help but flash a strange color in his eyes when he saw the "chicken rescue team" under the leadership of Tu Shan Yi Yi freely shuttle through the streets and alleys of Wuhuang City.
If it was just the first time to travel to the Southland, this teacher Tu's familiarity with the Southland would be too high, right?
Not to mention him, even the silly panda behind him who had lived in Wuhuang City since childhood was a little dizzy at this moment.
Of course, it is not ruled out that the three of them are not very smart...
"Of course, this is definitely the only time I have come to this Southland in the past few decades."
Tu Shan Yi Yi, holding a bunch of special southern food in his hand, nodded without hesitation.
He really didn't lie about this. He really didn't come to this Wuhuang City much in the past few decades.
But if we go back a few hundred years, it’s hard to say…
But you know what, some of the special foods in the South do have a unique flavor, excluding the possibility of poisoning.
“Oh, okay, but where are you going with us in such a roundabout way?”
“To save classmate Bai Yuechu, of course.”
“You mean, Bai Yuechu is in this Wuhuang City?”
“No, classmate Bai Yuechu is definitely not here.”
“Then why are you taking us around in circles here!!!”
Wang Fugui’s forehead was instantly bulging with veins. If he hadn’t been unable to beat Tushan Yiyi, he would have just used money to kill this guy!
“Why are you in such a hurry? Can you save people in a hurry?”
Tushan Yiyi took a bite of the sausage and said nonchalantly.
"That's better than wasting time here!"
"How can this be called a waste of time? Young man, have you learned the principle of "food and grass must be prepared before troops move?"
"So this is why you fill your stomach here?!!!"
Wang Fugui was almost going crazy. His "good friend" Bai Yuechu was now missing, but this guy actually had the leisure to take them to the "Food City"? ! !
If this guy wasn't a human, Wang Fugui would really suspect that Tushan Yiyi was sent by the Princess of the Southern Kingdom to hold them back!
Wait!
Who said that he couldn't be a subordinate of the Princess of the Southern Kingdom just because he was a human?
These days, how much money can you make as a teacher? If you switch to the Princess of the Southern Kingdom, wouldn't it be millions of dollars every minute?
Thinking of this, Wang Fugui's face gradually became more and more unfriendly when he looked at Tushan Yiyi.
Based on the principle that since he was here, he should just take it as an opportunity to investigate the customs and practices of the Southern Kingdom in advance, Tushan Yiyi turned his attention to the three pandas sent by the Poison King.
"The three pandas, do you have any other delicious food worth tasting in Wuhuang City?"
"Ah this..."
The three "idiots" in front of the emperor looked at each other, all of them were a little confused about what the human in front of them wanted to do?
"Um, Teacher Tu, when are we going to find the Taoist brother?"
Tushan Susu raised her hand, with a flash of anxiety in her eyes.
"Do you really want to save your Taoist brother?"
"Yeah!" Tushan Susu nodded vigorously.
"Why? If it's just to become an excellent red thread fairy, then you are already one now. Even without your Taoist brother, you can still do it yourself, right?"
Tushan Yiyi stuffed the Tianshan Snow Lotus, a specialty of the southern country, into his mouth, while staring at Tushan Susu in front of him.
"But, Taoist brother..."
"He was just captured by the Princess of the Southern Kingdom and became the consort of the Southern Kingdom. His life will not be in danger.
Once he becomes the consort of the Southern Kingdom, everything he wanted before will come true. He will have endless snacks and endless money every day.
You know your Taoist brother well, right? Do you think he will refuse such a good condition?"
Tushan Susu slowly lowered her head, her eyes gradually falling into confusion.
Yes, if I really meet Taoist brother, but Taoist brother says he doesn't want to go back with me and wants to be with that big-breasted and thin-waisted sister, what should I do?
After thinking for a long time and still not being able to figure out the answer, Tushan Susu suddenly took out a "Little Idiot Self-Help Manual" from her chest.
"Brother Taoist said that if you encounter a problem that Susu can't solve, then turn to the last page of this book, and then..."
As Tushan Susu bit her lips on the last page of bloody paper, accompanied by a burst of red light, Tushan Susu also completed a gorgeous transformation in Tushan Yiyi's speechless expression.
No? Is she stupid?
I just asked you a question, is it necessary to transform?
Well, Tushan Honghong is indeed stupid, that's not surprising...
"Regarding your previous question, I don't think it needs to be answered at all."
The adult version of Tushan Susu smiled evilly and reached out to wipe the blood stains left on her lips.
"If he dares to say that, I will kill the Southern Princess, break his legs, and then take him back by force.
My rule is to pluck the feathers of the passing geese and leave the skins of the beasts. No one has ever dared to snatch things from me, let alone snatch a whole chicken!"
Feeling the huge demonic power from Tushan Susu, the three "idiots" in front of the emperor also huddled together and began to tremble.
"Brother! What should we do? I didn't expect the new boss to be so powerful. Isn't the princess in danger now?"
"Yes, although His Majesty sent us to protect the new boss, if the new boss fights with the princess, who should we help?"
"Don't panic, we will act according to the situation when the time comes. Just be careful not to stand on the wrong side. We pandas are so cute, no matter what we do, we should be forgiven, right?"
"Brother, you have a good idea!"
...
Tushan Yiyi pulled the corner of his mouth, okay, still so domineering.
Originally, I wanted to take this opportunity to let Tushan Susu realize how important her Taoist brother is in her heart, so as to promote the relationship between the two.
But after being manipulated by this little idiot, Tushan Yiyi suddenly felt like punching cotton.
Is this the legendary "read random replies plus random punches to kill the master"?
"Okay, a very spirited answer."
"Stop talking nonsense, do you know where that idiot is!!"
Tushan Honghong suddenly stepped forward and grabbed Tushan Yiyi's clothes, glaring at him fiercely.
Tsk, silly and cute Su Su is still adorable.
With Tushan Honghong's hot temper, I guess only Dongfang Yuechu can stand it, right?
"I know, I know~ In that case, then follow me."
Tushan Yiyi shook his head, ate the remaining food in his hand in one bite, and then led everyone to the location of Huandu Luolan.
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