Former Cannon Fodder’s Self-help Manual

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Xia Changhan hurriedly called the system: "What's the plot now?"

System: "The world outline is loading, and it will take a few hours."

Xia Changhan: "Could it be that this year's AI maintenance fee has been swallowed by the director? Why is it so difficult to load the outline."

System: "I don't know..."

Because he didn't know what the plot was going on, Xia Changhan didn't dare to move at all even though it was a sexual affair.

Seeing that Xia Changhan hadn't spoken for a long time, Feng Siniang's eyebrows turned cold. She pushed Xia Changhan away, holding a thin golden nanmu fan in her porcelain-like hand, and the head of the fan fell to Xia Changhan's jaw, With a little effort, he raised her chin, staring at her with a pair of hazy pupils like mist in the distant mountains, and his tone was as cold as ice and snow on the eaves: "Why, you won't talk when you see me."

Xia Changhan thought that I wanted to say it, but I didn't even understand the current situation, so she could only talk about him: "You look better."

Feng Siniang sighed faintly, turned around and sat down on the soft couch, her voice sounded like anger or resentment: "You are used to coaxing me with these words."

"I'm speaking the truth from the bottom of my heart," Xia Changhan said sincerely.

What she said was true, Feng Siniang was extremely beautiful, she looked about thirty years old, but the skin on her face was as tender and smooth as milk, only when she smiled, there were shallow wrinkles at the corners of her eyes, On the head is a golden step with a colorful phoenix holding a bead, and the tassels sway as it moves.

She leaned over and took a bite on Xia Changhan's lips, "Your mouth is like honey, why doesn't it taste so sweet to me?"

Xia Changhan raised his eyebrows, subconsciously playing hooligans: "Maybe it's because you touch it immediately, so you don't taste the good taste."

The system sucked in a breath of cold air: "Hiss..."

During my absence, my employees were broken by other systems!

The system rolled up its sleeves and was going to fight the two systems who had spoiled Xia Changhan.

"Then I'll come and have a good taste."

With that said, Feng Siniang leaned forward, grabbed Xia Changhan's collar, raised her head and kissed it, the alarm bell rang in Xia Changhan's mind, she quickly turned her face to avoid, she turned her head anxiously, rubbing her face Guo Feng Si Niang's lips left a bright red mark.

Feng Siniang looked at her in astonishment for a while, her brows gradually furrowed, "What's the matter? Dislike me for being married?"

Xia Changhan wanted to be exciting, but he was still an individual/wife.

She didn't know what was going on, so she didn't dare to speak easily.

Seeing that Xia Changhan was silent, Feng Siniang really thought that Xia Changhan disliked him, and his face was covered with frost: "Xia, when my husband was still alive, you made a vow with me, and you will be with me when the dead ghost leaves." Su Shuangfei, but now she puts on this posture again. I, Feng Siniang, are not those boudoir resentful wives who can't live without their relationship. You just return the sachet I gave you, and we will be separated. "

Xia Changhan happened to have a sachet inlaid with silver thread and beads hanging on his waist. She was worried about how to get out, so she lowered her head and unwrapped the sachet after hearing this.

Seeing her being so decisive, Feng Siniang almost burst into flames with anger, she clenched her teeth tightly and hated in her heart, I was just talking, but you really returned my sachet, you really want to kill me.

Xia Changhan took off the sachet, heaved a sigh of relief, held it in both hands and handed it to Feng Siniang: "Here, here you are."

Seeing how relieved she was, Feng Siniang was about to grit her teeth. She angrily took the sachet, took out the scissors from the box, and cut the tether severely.

She was about to cut it again, but found that the sachet was not the one she gave to Xia Changhan. Feng Siniang put down the scissors, thinking that this enemy must be reluctant to part ways with her, and let her wring the other sachet Exhale.

She deftly unwrapped the sachet, but found a strand of hair tied in a concentric knot inside. Feng Siniang's eyes were dark, and she staggered two steps to hold on to the corner of the table, a dark fire burst out, burning her heart with pain.

It turns out that she is not the only woman who is this hateful enemy.

Xia Changhan couldn't bear to see her look so defeated, so he comforted her: "I...I am not a lover, I may not be able to reciprocate your affection, you'd better... find a better man to love."

Before she could speak, Xia Changhan watched the sachet gradually grow bigger in front of her eyes, and hit it on the forehead with a "boom".

"Love you grandpa, shut up quickly."

Xia Changhan looked at Feng Siniang with a little puzzlement.

Seeing this, the system thoughtfully translated: "It means loving your dad with a big head."

Xia Changhan: "..."

"It's only now that I realize that you have a deep affection in your mouth, but in fact you are hugging left and right so that you are very happy. Say, which vixen gave you this?"

Xia Changhan almost knelt down to Yuanshen, Yuanshen is really a **** talent.

"Forget it, I don't want to know anymore, get out of here, and avoid me in the future, if you appear in front of me again next time, I will definitely break your dog legs."

When Xia Changhan heard this, she immediately became happy, clutched her forehead, turned around and left, her footsteps were in a hurry, as if a hungry wolf was chasing after her.

Seeing her like this, Feng Siniang became very angry, picked up the silver barley that was on hand and threw it at her.

Xia Changhan said "Oops", turned his head and stared at Feng Siniang, seeing her wanting to be angry but not daring to be angry, Feng Siniang's anger subsided a little, she turned around and sat down, took the bamboo grate, and twisted it He picked up the silver barley seeds piled up into a hill and threw them on Xia Changhan's head.

Xia Changhan's head hurt from being hit, but he couldn't get angry with Feng Siniang, after all, the original body was wrong first.

Feng Siniang was very interested, and after throwing away the silver barley on hand, she took the grate containing the gold barley.

There was another storm, Feng Siniang relieved her hatred, Xia Changhan couldn't stand it anymore, it was the original body who was sorry for Feng Siniang, what did it have to do with her, she slid the golden barley seeds into the lapel, Deliberately said: "You are too polite, I have to leave and give me a gift, if you have any other treasures, just throw them over, and I will follow them."

Feng Siniang was so angry that she rolled up her sleeves and beat her out.

After Xia Changhan left, she closed the door and slumped on the soft couch, "Dingguo, that old dog is a eunuch, no one has ever touched my body, why do you always disbelieve me, and still act like that?" Something that breaks my heart."

Xia Changhan carried a bag of golden barley seeds, walked briskly, raised his head to sweep the wall, the big brother had already left, Xia Changhan thought in his heart that he wanted to see a live **** palace, but he almost performed it by himself, luckily he escaped in time .

When he walked to the place where he came, Xia Changhan looked up at the six-foot-high wall and was worried. The six-foot-high wall was two meters high, how to climb it.

She was lingering under the base of the wall, and it wasn't long before she heard the chirping of crickets on the other side of the wall.

Where did the crickets come from in the twelfth lunar month of winter, Xia Changhan asked alertly: "Who?"

"Sanniang, you're done. Come back quickly. Concubine Hui has been waiting for you in the mansion for more than half an hour, and she said she won't go back to the palace until you wait."

Xia Changhan kept complaining in his heart, how could there be wolves in front and tigers in back, what should be done about this.