For the Slaughter To Eliminate the Haggard

Kunikida was very anxious on the xth day when Hyuga Ito could not be found.

Miscalculation, that girl is better at anti-tracking than expected, and with Dazai muddying the water in the middle, I am afraid that this graduation examination paper will really rot in my own hands-do you really have to surrender to the evil forces? !

With this idea in mind, he came to the front of the office, pushed open the door, and found a young man he had never seen inside just after walking two steps. He was about to ask if this was the client, when suddenly, a strange The voice came from the medical room.

"Come on, elementary school girl, don't run away~"

"Yah, ah-ah-!!!!"

Kunikida: "...?!"

Wait, wait a minute!

He took a few steps back and glanced at the sign on the door that said "Armed Detective Agency". He paused for three seconds. The first second, he was sluggish, the second second, shocked, and the third second, he rushed into the medical room and roared loudly. : "You stop me!"

...

Since I want to pretend to be a school girl, I have to have specific clothes. Just a while ago, Lin brought me a sailor suit and a long skirt. It stands to reason that as long as I wear it and lure the prisoner, everything will be fine. .

So my choice is only the ice emperor's uniform for junior high school. The weird thing is that I don't feel tight when I wear it now, which means... I haven't grown taller since I was sixteen!

I was so devastated by this fact that I lost my dream, and even after changing clothes with Yosano, I was still autistic.

The latter patted me on the shoulder: "Yitou, it's time to change."

"..."

"Ito?"

"..."

"A little vine?"

I slowly turned my head and gave her a grim smile.

"Your expression..."

"Heh, heh," I sneered, "this world that doesn't allow me to grow normally has no value anymore."

The passing president paused: "Don't be a middle schooler."

"Don't worry about it so much," Yu Xeno raised his lips and picked up the Ice Emperor's uniform on the chair, "I'll put it on first."

"I won't give in this time, and I won't wear it if I die-hey, what are you doing, let go!"

The other party directly took me by the waist and walked into the locker room (formerly the medical room). Three strips of clothes, a series of reverie screams suddenly sounded.

"Come on, elementary school girl, don't run away~"

"Yah, ah-ah-!!!!"

"—You stop me!"

The roar was all too familiar.

It became noisy outside, and Kunikida pushed open the door of the medical room. After seeing the situation inside, Kunikida's face distorted with anger suddenly froze, and the people who rushed to stop him were also stunned. ——

I was pressed on the operating table by Yosano, and I subconsciously raised my arm and hooked her neck, while Yosano's forearm was propping up beside my head, and her thigh that had no place to rest happened to squeeze mine. between the legs...

Everyone: "..."

I:"……"

Yosano: "Huh? What are you looking at?"

This threatening tone directly frightened the people who blocked the door out, leaving me alone to continue to accept the punishment from Yosano.

A few minutes later, Yosano dragged me out of the medical room.

Ice Emperor's uniform is coffee-colored. Unlike the tightly packed upper body, the skirt on the lower body is so short that it will disappear if you are not careful.

When Chunye saw it, he was stunned: "My God, Ito, you can be such a woman."

I feel my face burning: "I'd like to continue being a man if I can."

"Bullshit," Yusano pulled me out from behind her and showed it to everyone, "How about it, is it the type of super power that can cause perverted criminal **?"

Kunikida just woke up from the shock just now. He pushed the glasses back into place and said, "What the **** are you doing, Dazai, give me a solution—"

He turned his head and saw that Dazai was taking a picture of me.

"—The metamorphosis has appeared!!!"

After Kunikida grabbed Dazai's phone and deleted the photos, we explained the plan to him in detail.

In addition to the initial change of clothes, we also have follow-up methods, that is, the members are divided into three groups, one female and one male. The former is responsible for eliciting the prisoners, and the latter is responsible for monitoring, tracking the prisoners and contacting the large team.

Next is the problem of grouping.

Haruno was followed by Tanizaki, and Dazai said he wanted to follow me.

"No, it's impossible." Kunikida always stood on the front line against Dazai.

"Hey? Why?"

"What do you say?!"

"But Kunikida-kun can't be a dictator/dictator," Dazai stood next to me, "You have to respect Ichito's opinion."

Hearing this, Kunikida looked at me with a more solemn expression.

...I'm sorry teacher, I don't want to face your exam papers more than team up with Dazai!

So I whispered, "I don't think it's okay for Dazai to follow."

I don't know exactly what Kunikida's mood is, all I know is that when he went out, his back was bleak, like an abandoned stray animal.

I'm leaving too, but Dazai pinned me down before I could take a step: "Wait, we're going to a place first."

He was referring to my house.

Although I didn't know what Dazai was going to do, I took him there. He asked me to give him the sailor suit that Lin brought him last time, and then went downstairs.

About twenty minutes later, someone rang the doorbell.

I opened the door and found that the other party was a girl with short hair, and asked a conditioned reflex, "Who are you?"

"Pfft," her voice was very magnetic, "you don't know me after 20 minutes?"

...?

I pondered for a while, then reacted: "Dazai?!"

The girl's eyes narrowed with laughter.

At this moment, a barrage of barrages went through my mind.

[No, I must be dreaming, maybe Dazai is teasing me again, I'm so smart, I can't be fooled] [But these eyes are really Dazai, isn't it really Dazai] [It's incredible that if Akutagawa knew that Dazai went downstairs at my place I'm sure I'll cut me into potato chips if I've changed sex] [No, that's not the point of what Dazai looked like when he first came downstairs] [Looks a bit good-looking] [Yao Shou-! ! ! 】

Seeing that my jaw was about to fall to the ground, Dazai stretched out his hand and shook it in front of my eyes.

I grabbed his wrist, then stretched out my claws and put my hands up and down his chest: "Damn - so flat!"

Dazai: "..."

He opened his mouth as if to say something.

"No, don't talk first, I have to calm down for a while!"

I turned and walked to the side, my hands on the wall, my head lowered--

11 get 122 get 233 get 344 get 455656687774188/99... ! ! !

Seeing this, Dazai put his hand on my shoulder, sighed, and said in his original voice, "How about listening to me?"

He later told me that this time he would be the bait himself.

It's not to carry forward the spirit of gentleman indiscriminately, this is just a normal product under the balance of pros and cons.

According to Dazai, I should be the person who can attract the most prisoners in this bait operation, but I have a fatal weakness, that is, I can't control my urge to beat the prisoner, so if the prisoner really comes, Maybe he will go back and forth, so it will be difficult to rescue Naomi and the elementary school girl of the flower path in the first time.

If Naomi had an accident, inviting Tanizaki to join the club would be a no-brainer.

So Dazai decided to use his women's clothes as the bait, while I was in charge of monitoring. This is the correct way to use the expertise of both sides.

I glanced at this brown-eyed girl with short brown hair, wearing a long sailor suit, with a gentle and kind face, and her actions were more feminine than women, and suddenly felt a little ashamed.

"It's a pity there's no way to reduce my height," Dazai rolled his wig and said in a female voice, "But I'm well prepared in every way, so the prisoners won't notice."

I couldn't help but complain: "It sounds like you've dressed as a woman before."

As soon as these words came out, Dazai turned his eyes and stared at me without blinking.

I have a bad feeling.

After a long time, I saw him "smiling": "How did Ito know that I didn't?"

I really want to record this dialogue to Zhong also listen... ah, I can record it to Akutagawa too.

This time I really want to go out.

"Dazai," I looked at the older school girl beside me in the elevator, "Why didn't you tell me about the women's clothing plan in the detective agency?"

The other party replied calmly: "Because I want to leave this precious opportunity to Ito alone."

What chance? Any chance of being scared out of your mind?

Since someone has already used it as bait, I think I should take this opportunity to take off the Ice Emperor's uniform, but Dazai said no, the prisoner may prefer my style.

As we approached the school, Dazai grabbed my arm and wrapped his.

"Why?" I asked.

"Aren't girls supposed to go shopping hand in hand like this, otherwise it's not real enough." He showed an innocent and harmless expression.

If Dazai in men's clothes did this, he'd be in the medical room now, but now he's wearing Dazai in women's clothes... I don't know why it's suddenly acceptable!

Just as we were talking nonsense, there was a sudden sound of Xixi Susuo from behind.

"Dazai."

"Um."

After communicating with each other tacitly, I pulled out my arm, smiled and waved as I ran: "I didn't expect it to be so late, we'll see you tomorrow, Zhizi!"

"Ah, okay," Dazai quickly accepted the title and responded, "Be careful on the road, Fujito~"

Forgive me, I got goosebumps a bit.

We separated at the fork. He went to the right and I went to the left. This is the school. At night, there are very few people. After I felt that someone was following me, I immediately accelerated my pace, and then quickly turned into a certain store from the back door. He ran out, then jumped on the roof with his strength, and chose a suitable position to lie down.

In order to prevent it from disappearing, I also covered my crotch.

This angle is very good, I can just see a man walk into the store, and then come out with a puzzled face, he is a little anxious, and soon runs away along the way he came.

I followed.

I know that Dazai's plan is right. Although the target of the prisoner is likely to be me, depending on my character, I will either fight back, or withdraw halfway and let the prisoner have no choice. In this way, the prisoner who was originally following us will definitely run away. Go after Dazai, because a dead skinny camel is bigger than a horse, and something is better than nothing.

Sure enough, Dazai slowed down his pace, he didn't go very far when the prisoner caught up, the former took a look, hey, there's a show, so he took out a jar and poured something into his hand, approached quietly, and rushed out. Catch Dazai from behind.

Dazai's acting skills are really not blown out. Looking at the acting skills that are as fine as his eyes, looking at the soft and weak kicks and resistances, he is several grades better than me.

The prisoner's palm should be a drug, and Dazai fell into a coma shortly after covering his mouth and nose.

There are ten ** is pretended.

I turned on the location function on my phone and sent a text message to Kunikida and the others.

The prisoner was driving, and I couldn't catch up with him immediately, so I could only open my eyes and chase after him.

When the other party pushed Dazai into the warehouse, and was about to use his knife, I kicked the warehouse door with a sudden kick, which startled him: "Who?!"

"Your ancestor." I saw the interior of the warehouse through the light.

Dazai turned his back to the prisoner, untying the rope as if he had nothing to do, and Naomi was **** in a dusty corner with a person who was suspected of being an elementary school girl from the flower arrangement department.

The prisoner wanted to take the knife, but I just stretched out his hand, but I grabbed the collar and slapped him. The force was really cruel. He was slapped to the ground. Zi: "I told you to bully girls, I told you to bully girls!"

"Rao-"

"Snapped!"

"Forgive, spare your life—"

"Clap clap clap clap!"

Just when he was hit by my nosebleed, there was a figure outside the warehouse. I thought it was Kunikida, but the other side overturned my guess as soon as he opened his mouth: "Hey, when will the delivery be delivered?"

I grabbed the prisoner by the collar and turned my head, with a particularly fierce look in my eyes.

The latter is still shouting: "Brother, save me!"

The big brother in his mouth was very imposing at first, until he could see my face clearly under the light——

"It's you?!"

He knew me, and I knew him, wasn't this the guy who would harden the air in the criminal gang who sent the threatening letter to Xiang Yuan at that time?

"Brother, this woman beat me up!" the prisoner cried, "please avenge me!"

The person called Big Brother looked at me with a little horror, his body trembled involuntarily, and then slowly retreated back...

"Take it yourself, I can't handle this!"

The prisoner was very confused. He raised his head and glanced at me, then at the elder brother who escaped from the warehouse, and then turned back to meet me, and immediately said, "Well, can you be gentle?"

"I can't take care of this," I pointed to Naomi, who had been unbound by Dazai. "See, that girl's brother is coming soon. To be honest, you might die."

Prisoner: "???!!!"

For the elder brother who enshrined his sister as a god, even if he moved a strand of his sister's hair, he would break off the opponent's finger, not to mention it was a kidnapping, so Tanizaki first cared about Naomi's situation after rushing over. Then, without saying a word, he walked up to the prisoner...

The scene was so bloody, I didn't dare to watch it.

"Tanizaki, remember to keep your breath, you have to hand him over to the police," Kunikida noticed Dazai behind me, "Is this the third victim?"

I guess Dazai doesn't want to let others know that he is in women's clothing: "Well, that's right."

"Fujito, who is this uncle?" Dazai, who was a head taller than me, huddled behind me and became very worried. "He looks so fierce..."

...you are enough!

"Don't be afraid," I reassured with a dry smile. "He's fine."

"Is there a vine, okay?"

"have it?"

"No, in my heart there is no one better than you in the world."

Kunikida looked at both of us in different ways: "You really just met?"

"Yeah," Dazai's voice was so soft that he could pinch water, "but I feel like we've known each other for a long time. This is probably the legendary love at first sight."

Let's just talk about it, he actually helped me to straighten my hair: "That rascal is really abominable, he even made Teng Teng's hair messy, don't worry, I'll fix it for you right away."

I turned to look at Kunikida, no surprise, he was already stupid.

Tanizaki's expression was also a bit strange. He helped Naomi, and after a while, he brewed a sentence: "Have a good relationship for a hundred years..."

A hundred years of good looks!

We each took a taxi, Tanizaki, Naomi and Kadobe elementary school sister took one, and I, Dazai and Kunikida took the other.

Dazai has been holding my arm since I sat up to now, which is so boring.

Kunikida couldn't take it any longer: "This lady, where do you live, we'll take you back."

"I won't go back to such a lonely place," Dazai continued, "I want to be with Fuji, I'll go wherever she goes."

Silence is golden, silence is golden.

The uncle of the driver smiled: "Young people today are so brave and know how to pursue true love."

In the interior rearview mirror, Kunikida's face was pale, and he took out his mobile phone, as if he was sending a message to someone.

I leaned forward and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Inform Mr. Jiro," the other party's tone was a little sad, "I'm sorry for him."

"...Stop, no!" I hurriedly grabbed his phone and changed the subject, "Dazai he... Yes, Dazai, Dazai is gone, have you seen him!"

Kunikida, in a sense, is even more fooled than Zhong: "Dazai? That guy should be floating in the water again."

At the mention of this name, his resentment level rose again: "This guy who doesn't take his job seriously, sooner or later, I will sandwich his head between two wooden boards and apply pressure up and down - so - This--then turn on the power--and this..."

Seeing him twisting and pinching against the air, I silently backed away.

Look at your sins.

I lip-modeled Dazai.

Upon seeing this, Dazai just smiled, hugged my arm and continued pretending to be his little bird, completely ignoring Kunikida's reaction.