For the Slaughter To Eliminate the Haggard

In the blink of an eye, the School of Abilities ushered in its annual celebration, the school festival.

The school festival is usually held from September to November, and it is quite rare for our school to have such an arrangement in May.

"It's the most troublesome day again." Yosano lay on the table with a frowning look on his face.

It's not her fault, the school festival, when the workload is heaviest in the year, the activity planning of the club or class will be submitted to the student union for review and summary. In addition, the student union must fund the purchase of campus decorations, and do it on the school day. Good publicity work, leaving a good impression on people who visit other schools. In the evening, we will organize talent performances. At that time, all teachers and students of the school will come to the scene to observe.

Thinking of these, their heads are big.

"So..." I was sitting in a chair, surrounded by all the committee chairmen at a loss, "Why did you call me here?"

This is the high-level meeting of the student union, what's the use of arresting a young rookie like me, it's always embarrassing to squeeze in a group of big guys!

"Because Dazai has asked for leave again," said President Luanbu, pulling down the brim of his hat, "Don't you know him very well? He asked you to help me record the meeting and then relay it to him."

...It's surprising that the senior went his own way!

"Don't be too nervous," Tanizaki-senpai smiled and comforted me, "Just write down some points."

Not nervous...

I scratched my head, frowning slightly.

I joined the student council to supervise Dazai and earn some credits. Why do I always feel like I've been arrested by him to be a strong man?

This meeting was mainly conducted around the four aspects of auditing, purchasing, publicity, and organizing programs. I listened carefully and recorded them one by one. After the meeting, I took a look at Yosano and said, "Huh, The content is very concise, there is not a word of nonsense, or we should dismiss Tanizaki and bring in the junior girl as a document."

Tanizaki was shocked: "Senior sister is too straightforward!"

Afterwards, I sent the minutes of the meeting to Dazai's class, and when they heard that I was looking for Dazai, the students in their class all showed expressions of horror.

"It's over, it's over, another cute girl is about to fall!" "Damn - Dazai, how can this guy have such a good relationship with women." "I'm so envious... No, it's too much!" "I can't stand it, woo woo woo, I want Call the police."

With a blank face on my face, I went to the window under their gaze. Dazai was not in the classroom, so I put down the minutes of the meeting and left.

After returning to their class, everyone has gathered together to discuss the theme activities.

"I think the haunted house is better. It's very high!" "The drama, Little Red Riding Hood, I will play the tree in the forest!" "How about the exhibition of handicrafts, my hands of Nuwa are finally useful." So why bother, just make the simplest one..." "How can it be simple, this is a good opportunity for our group C to become famous and unique for one year - **** it, don't ignore me, look at me, look at me Me, open your eyes and look at me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

I:"…"

Quite intense.

The chairman of the committee, Kasumi, was in trouble, and turned to ask my opinion: "Ichito, what's the good idea?"

"It's not a good idea, I can only talk about my own thoughts," I closed my eyes and thought for a while, and a flash of inspiration flashed, "Yes, let's build a shrine!"

In an instant, there was silence.

"Then what, Ito," Naomi said hesitantly, "The shrine is expensive to build..."

"Funding is fine."

After that, I turned on my mobile phone and dialed the number of my hometown: "Is that the butler's grandfather? Well, I'm Xiaoteng, please help me contact the decoration construction team. I need to build a shrine in the academy of supernatural abilities, and the speed must be fast. Try to be in-"

"Hurry up!" Jia Cheng rushed up to cover my mouth, his face full of anxiety, "No need to be so high-profile!"

I blinked and nodded.

Jiacheng let out a long sigh of relief and put his hands down...

"Then build a low-key shrine."

She pounced back again, snatched my phone and pressed the hang up button.

"Good," she looked at me with lingering fears and rubbed my dog's head, "you can just vote after we discuss the results."

I:"?"

Later, the theme activity we set was the divination room, and Kasumi was in charge of divination. It is said that she had learned this knowledge before, but it was purely out of interest.

"Does it work?" a male classmate worried, "What if someone really believed it?"

Jiacheng was quite dissatisfied with his suspicion: "Don't look at me like this, the information from the divination is very accurate. Last time I predicted that my brother's cold will be cured immediately, and he really recovered within a week."

"You're not called divination, it's called Fudge!"

Jiacheng glanced at the man, didn't want to talk to him anymore, then turned his eyes to me: "Ito, reach out."

I do.

"Let me take a look," she held the back of my hand, her eyes gradually narrowed, "Well, you don't want to… trash today?"

…

The case is solved, this person doesn't know divination at all, we won't be beaten by the group on the day of the school festival! !

That afternoon, I walked around the school with an uneasy mood, thinking about which hospital would have a better group buying service and whether there would be a deficit in the class fee.

Suddenly, a large trash can caught my attention.

What kind of taboo is this, will there be Chubby who will jump out to lure me into a magical girl?

I didn't pay much attention to it, and walked straight past it, who knew that at this moment, there was a rustling sound from the barrel.

- No, really? !

I stopped immediately, looked left and right, made sure no one around me tentatively reached out, and carefully lifted the lid...

"Wow!"

A person suddenly popped out of the trash can, and I reflexively stretched out my finger and poked forward—

"Senior?!"

I stopped the car, my fingertips facing Dazai's dark brown pupils, who opened his eyes wide and didn't dare to move.

"It's you." I was shocked and regretful.

"It's really fate, you can meet elementary school girls in a place like this," Dazai smiled happily, without any self-consciousness as a senior, "Although I really want to chat with elementary school girls, Kunikida-sensei is chasing me, Just leave quickly."

As if to confirm his words, Kunikida's angry shout came from far away: "Dazai—!!"

"Look, here he is."

Dazai took the bucket lid from my hand, got back into the trash can, closed the lid, the bucket body tilted in the next second, and rolled down the steps. Can turn to go to another place.

"See you tomorrow!"

When the bucket was about to roll out of sight, he said goodbye to me in a cheerful tone.

My three views were impacted, and I couldn't return to my senses for a long time.

After a while, I hurriedly took out my phone and sent an email to Jia Cheng.

【You are so strong! 】

This divination is stable, maybe our C group can really become famous!

On the day of the school celebration, the booths of various clubs were set up, attracting more and more foreign students, the atmosphere was gradually heated up, laughter was loud, and it was very lively.

Dazai is the chairman of the executive committee, so he should go to the scene to confirm the situation of the school festival, but I have given up hope for this person, it is strange that he will appear.

So when I ran into Yosano and the latter asked me if Dazai was here, I just shook my head.

"He really lived up to our expectations." The other party said.

"Senpai, how did Dazai-senpai stay in this position for so long?"

Yusano also found it miraculous. According to her, Dazai rarely performed his duties seriously, but no matter what task, as long as he was in charge, it would be completed successfully in the end, and no mistakes could be found.

This is probably what Kuniki Tianguchi said, "I was going to find a job reason to let him leave the student union, but this guy has done his tasks well every time."

Dazai is an amazing creature.

"Yeah!" A scream suddenly sounded, interrupting my train of thought.

I saw a man in a red kimono, a peaked cap, and waist-length silver hair squatting in front of the Go Department's stall selling oden. He smelled it everywhere, and the students next to him were dumbfounded.

"Hey, aren't you there?" The man seemed to be very upset, his head twisted, and the effort disappeared in a blink of an eye.

At this time, a girl chased after him: "Inuyasha, you are running too fast!"

After shouting, she held her knees and took a few breaths, only to find that everyone was looking at her, panicked instantly, folded her hands and said "sorry", while chasing in the direction the man left.

Ah... this year's foreign students are also amazing.

Night is the time for talent shows.

My parents came over in the morning too. I took them to taste all kinds of food, and went to the fortune-telling room and the haunted house to play around, but something went wrong. Sending each other to heaven, but fortunately her father stopped her, otherwise a good school festival would turn into a tragedy.

Dad had something to do at night, so he couldn't watch the talent show. Mom wanted to stay and join in the fun, but Dad didn't allow it. He was afraid that she would cause trouble again, so he forcibly dragged people away, and let me and my classmates have a good time before leaving.

Hey, it's a pity that Brother Neji can't come here.

I pinched my fingers dejectedly, full of melancholy.

"Ito," Naomi tapped me on the shoulder, "the talent show is about to start, can't you go?"

"Ah, go, go, go together."

The stage for the talent show was built in the center of the playground. Naomi, Naomi, and Tanizaki-senpai were the ones who arrived early, but there were not many seats left. something that should never have been glimpsed—

In the artificial grove, a big mushroom appeared!

"Naomi!" I called out reflexively, "Look!"

Zhimei turned her head curiously, but her speed was too slow, and the mushroom had already dived down: "What?"

"Just now, just now," I didn't know how to describe it, so I could only gesture with my hands, "just a big mushroom!"

"mushroom?"

"Yes, the mushroom with eyes and big mouth!"

"It's cspy, or something like a big balloon," Naomi said, not at ease. "Let's go find a seat, or we'll have to stand and watch the talent show later."

Impossible, absolutely impossible! Whose cs prototype is so big! It's impossible for a balloon, those eyes are still rolling!

In a trance, I remembered the incomprehensible scene in the morning. The speed and jumping power far surpassed that of human beings. It seemed that it was a man with long silver hair who was looking for something, and the foreign students who kept chasing him.

I glanced at the students sitting around the playground. They were in high spirits and had been looking forward to tonight's talent show since the morning...

"Naomi, I forgot to take something," I made up a reason casually, "I'll trouble you about finding a seat."

"Eh?"

Without giving Naomi a chance to ask questions, I quickly turned around and ran towards the grove.

Sure enough, in the artificially cultivated forest, there was an oversized mushroom monster that was stuck in its body, with branches intertwined around its gray body, it struggled hard, and finally used two stalks that were not very good. The extension broke the branch, and the sound of "clicking" and the sound of the leaves clapped one after another, and the mushroom monster broke free and moved recklessly.

It found me, and its eyes suddenly became a lot fiercer, and it made a sharp cry.

I immediately kicked the ground to dodge, dodging its attack.

There are actually monsters in this world!

Before I had time to think about it, the mushroom monster moved its body again. It was large and the trees were dense. After only one step, the canopy got stuck between the branches. I saw the opportunity and rushed forward with one step, drinking loudly. Out loud: "Gossip, Breaking the Mountain!"

"Soul Claws!!"

Two waves of power attacked the mushroom monster one after another, breaking it into pieces.

I stood there and looked at the person who came to steal the head at the critical moment: "You were this morning..."

"Who are you?" The silver-haired red-clothed man's face was full of vigilance. "Mage? Exorcist? Miko? How can there be someone who can exorcise demons in this era?"

"…this era?"

Although there is only one monster, this does not mean that I can immediately accept the setting of another world. I am afraid there is something wrong with this man - no, since entering the school of supernatural powers, the three views have been refreshed too many times, My mind is about to spin!

I was confused, and when I turned my eyes, I noticed another thing: "You are a monster!"

The man was stunned for a moment, then reached out and touched his ear: "Hey, did the hat fall off?"

"Since that's the case, I can't let you go easily," I lowered my body slightly, and put my hands in the standard action before launching a soft fist. "You mustn't let you hurt the students of this school."

In this regard, the other party was puzzled: "Hey, did you make a mistake?"

"Stop talking nonsense, let's take it!"

"Inuyasha, sit down for me!!"

At the moment when the female voice sounded, Inuyasha's neck seemed to be pulled by some force, and with a scream, he fell to the ground. The movement was so loud that even the woods trembled.

When I was halfway through, my steps froze in mid-air.

"I told you not to run around!" The visitor was a girl who was chasing Inuyasha in the morning. "What if you reveal your identity and cause a riot!"

After stopping Inuyasha, she looked at me again, her face turned terrified for a second, as if she realized that there was still someone here.

I don't even know what to express: "What the **** is going on???"

"Ah, Miss Higurashi is running so fast," Dazai walked in from the other side of the woods, his voice was lazy, "Hey, elementary school girl is here too, has the crisis been resolved?"

"Where did you come from?!"

Who can be more ignorant than me.

Seeing his elementary school girl so dazed, Dazai finally said what I wanted to hear most: "Then let me explain it."

It turned out that he did not miss the school festival today, but he witnessed the scene of Inuyasha destroying the monsters not long after he participated. His ability to accept is strong, not only did he not doubt his own understanding of the world, but also used various The ingenious way of beating around the bush revealed the important information that "there are Kurotengu mushrooms in the academy".

The so-called Kurotengu mushroom is a kind of dry food, and it will turn into a monster after being boiled in water. The dry food was brought back by Miss Kagome at the end of the day, and she also gave some to her grandfather, who did not know what they were. The monster, he changed hands and gave some to the children of relatives who came to play at home. The child is a student of our school, and the club she belongs to is going to open a restaurant, and these dry goods are just in use.

That's why Higaka and Inuyasha came all the way to Yokohama to get rid of the black tengu mushroom. Before dark, Dazai had been helping them check the flow of dry goods. It can be said that without Dazai, they would have to spend twice as much. Time to destroy all the Kurotengu mushrooms.

Finally, Higurashi Kagome dragged Inuyasha out of school, and I was still thinking about the ins and outs.

"Suddenly learning that there are monsters in the world would be really surprising," Dazai said.

"I'm too surprised, but I'm a lot calmer now," I tapped my chin lightly, and said, "Senior, I think I have the talent to be a demon slayer."

Dazai patted my head: "Let's go to the talent show."

In other words, stop dreaming and study hard.

While we were busy eliminating demons, the talent show had already entered the world.

The lights flashed on the stage, but no matter how bright the light was, it was not as dazzling as the figure in the center.

Zhongyuan Zhongya, who was wearing a black suit, was full of aura. He danced a dynamic mechanical dance, turning and sliding with his feet/alternately to the music with a strong sense of rhythm.

His suit cap was pressed very low, and occasionally he could see the cold eyes hidden in the shadows, but it was precisely because of this that the students at the scene were even more excited.

Among them, the screams of "Zhongyuan senior / junior I want to give you a child" are the main ones.

Looking around, there are all people, not even the slightest vacancy.

I sighed with some regret, took out my phone, and took a picture of Zhongya on the stage.

Dazai stood next to me and asked curiously, "Why take a picture?"

"Cough, although I'm a little embarrassed, Senior Zhongyuan is really handsome." After taking the photo, I continued to flip through my phone, "My eldest brother was just asking me about the talent show, so I took the best photo for him, and by the way, Improve the impression score of the Academy of Supernatural Powers in his heart."

Hearing this, Dazai looked at the person in the center of the stage, and after a brief silence, he said, "Speaking of which, I haven't thanked the elementary school girl for helping me bring the minutes of the meeting."

"That, it didn't take much effort, don't worry about it."

When I was about to send the photo to Neji, there was suddenly no sound.

I looked up and saw that Dazai was gone.

Um? !

No, it's only a few seconds, how did it disappear so quickly, could it be captured by the monster? !

But soon, I learned that wasn't the case.

Because after Zhong Ye's performance ended, there was a moment of silence in the scene, and then there were whispers.

"That's not right," muttered the student closest to me, "I remember that the next performance was the piano performance of the badminton club, but it seems that the people who played were not from their club."

Hearing this, I subconsciously looked in the direction of the stage.

Unlike Zhongye's explosive opening, the moment the lights came on, the auditorium was silent.

Soothing music didn't break the silence until the people on the field pressed the piano keys.

I saw Dazai was wearing a straight and slender white suit, and his hair on the left side was also combed up. This dress made his eyebrows look more clean and handsome.

On the stage was a white grand piano with an icy aura. His fingers fell to the keys, and soft music flowed from his fingertips. When the prelude was over, the singing voice amplified by the microphone reached everyone's ears. inside.

"Today ここに伫み [I am still alone today, standing alone]

ただSky を見上げる【Just like this, looking up at the sky】

Cold た い Wind に Heart ふ る え て Servant は Motion け な く て [My heart trembles in the cold wind, I can no longer move forward]…”

His voice was slow and slightly hoarse.

The scene boiled again.

"Fuck! Dazai-senpai!!"

"Dazai-senpai, Dazai-senpai, that's the sign of our supernatural school!"

"You guys who are not strong-willed, just about to give birth to children in the Central Plains, and now you are going to climb the wall - you guys are a little bit, I will climb first as a respect!"

"Didn't it say that Dazai-senpai never participated in these activities, why did he suddenly run to play the piano?"

If Chuya's mechanical dance is likened to a blockbuster, then Dazai's piano performance is a pool of clean water after the bomb's effect ends.

Can make people's heart gradually calm down.

I squeezed my phone tightly and stared at the boy on the stage from a distance.

Perhaps feeling my sight, he raised his eyes slowly and looked at me with a smile, his eyes were deep, completely different from his usual dangling appearance.

The people in the front row also noticed this little detail, and the audience seat exploded, and the sound of support was deafening.

I don't know how long it took before I came back to my senses.

In this gentle and low voice, I deleted Zhongya's photo and re-photographed Dazai's before sending it to Neji with a caption.

【I like this】

The author has something to say: Dazai sings REFRAIN by Miyano Mamoru, and it feels better to listen to it

He, the executive chairman, was forced to accept the tampered badminton club members in order to chase after his daughter-in-law who abused his power and tampered with the program: Knock you, did you hear me, knock you!