Football: What Happened To Going To The Nightclub? I Have To Score

May 10, 2015 was originally only a Bundesliga match day for Common.

There are no fateful duels between giants, and no major events such as the Champions League or the World Cup.

Because of Su Luo, because of Union Berlin,

This day has written a strong and colorful stroke in the history of world football!

This team that relies on blood transfusions from fans, this team that repairs the stadium spontaneously,

This team has not been eroded by the power of capital and belongs entirely to the people.

In his first season in the Bundesliga,

Defeat Bayern, defeat Wolfesburg, double-kill Borussia, Leverkusen, Schalke 04, Dortmund and many other Bundesliga powerhouses!

Finally won the Bundesliga championship 2 rounds ahead of schedule!

In today's era when Jinyuan football is so popular,

They staged the rare "Miracle of Union Berlin"!

Before the season started, Union Berlin's winning odds were 1:751!

Later, it even reached 1:2500!

Such outrageous odds are comparable to such absurd events as "Kim Kardashian was elected President of Eagle Sauce" and "Ao Guanhai played professional cricket".

As a result, at the end of the season, everyone was shocked!

Little Anya in the stands even forgot,

At the beginning of the season, she bought all the 3,000 euros she had accumulated to win the Berlin Union.

Overnight, her net worth has exceeded 7 million euros!

But she didn't care about these at all, she was just crying with joy with the fans of the Iron League,

Excitedly dancing and singing the team song,

Cheers to the team's championship!

Old Forest Management Stadium,

Background board The Mainz team has quietly left the field,

Today they are just supporting roles,

The stage belongs exclusively to Union Berlin!

Only Mainz coach Tuchel shook hands with an excited Neuhaus.

"Congratulations, you guys had a great season."

"Thanks... By the way, are you going to the Hornets next season?

Neuhaus asked suddenly while excited.

Tuchel was taken aback.

"Yeah, so well-informed. 11

"Of course, see you next season."

"Well, next time I won't show mercy."

Tuchel smiled slightly, and the supervisors walked to the locker room.

The scene has completely turned into a sea of ​​Red,

Everyone hugs and celebrates in the middle.

Su Luo, the absolute hero who won the championship, was thrown high into the air by his teammates.

The assistant coach Hofstadter finally let himself go and poured a beer on Neuhaus's head.

"Come back to me, boy!"

Neuhaus laughed and cursed, and then became more and more angry,

He picked up the beer next to him and rushed into the pile of players to output crazily.

It quickly turned into a beer fight inside the stadium!

After the absurdity, the air in the green field smelled of beer.

The staff has already set up the award platform, and a simple championship award ceremony will be held on the spot.

The more grand championship celebration will take place after the end of the season.

At that time, the team may hold two championships and fans to carnival.

The German Football Association sent an image ambassador Klinsmann to present awards to Union Berlin.

"Gold Bomber" Klinsmann with the Bundesliga championship trophy "salad plate"

Handed over to field captain Matuschka.

Holding the heavy prize plate,

Matushka was a little absent-minded, all this was dreamlike.

"Su, tell me quickly, these are not dreams."

"Captain, it's all true, we are champions!"

"Help me hold it, let's lift it up together."

Matushka and Su Luo stood in front of the team, under the witness of the cameras, fans and audience in front of the TV,

They held up the Bundesliga championship trophy!

At the same time, colorful fireworks were flying, and the team song "Iron Alliance" was played on the speakers!

"we are the champion!"

The moment Su Luo held up the salad plate,

Already fell in love with this feeling.

But he wanted to know,

Will you be more excited to win the Champions League?

After the championship ceremony, the entire Union Berlin team was immersed in the carnival of winning the championship.

After the championship ceremony, go directly to Berghain, the universe night show!

The owner of this world-famous club is a fan of Union Berlin!

Today the boss treats guests, all drinks are free!

The scene is falling into madness again!

Coach Neuhaus also completely let go,

In front of the whole team and everyone present, he showed off his dancing skills.

Although Neuhaus's dance moves are comparable to "Just Because You Are So Beautiful",

Everyone still applauded.

It's rare for Su Luo not to connect to the illusion, but to carnival with everyone until dawn!

Sleepless Night!

"Bai Lynch Trail! Chinese teenagers lead the red team to sweep the Bundesliga!"

"Su Luo is God! His 59 goals helped Union Berlin win the championship!"

"Beckenbauer: This is an incredible championship team, Su is a once-in-a-century player"

The next day, the German media also reported on the grand event of Berlin United winning the championship.

Starting from the first game of the Bundesliga this season, take stock of Union Berlin's history of winning the championship.

Including the three-game winning streak at the beginning of the season, Su Luo scored three hat-tricks in a row and scored nine players in Delhi!

Also includes the 3rd round of the league, Union Berlin's 4:4 draw with Bayern!

Since that game,

They have thoroughly pierced Bayern Munich's pretense of invincibility,

It turns out that the overlord of the Bundesliga is also a Common team that can be beaten.

Since then, Bayern is no longer scary, and Union Berlin has started their invincible journey!

In addition to the 4 rounds where Su Luo missed due to injury,

Union Berlin won the next game!

Su Luo's terrifying efficiency of 2.5 goals per game is the best in Europe!

unprecedented!

He himself scored 59 goals in the Bundesliga!

In less than one season, Su Luo has become the brightest star in the Bundesliga!

His Chinese identity casts a layer of mystery on him!

Su Luo proved to the whole Europe, the whole world,

The Chinese don't know how to play football!

As long as the right soil is given to talented players,

World-class superstars can still be born!

Su Luo has become the golden signboard of Chinese football! He has become the light of Asia!

In the past, Nanhan and the media of the island country continued to publicize the battle for Asia's No. 1 brother.

Later, Bangzi and the island media all shut up.

Su Luo's performance has completely widened the gap with Sun Xingmin, Kagawa Shinji and others!

There is an insurmountable gap between the two sides!

Anyone who mentions the competition for the first brother in Asia is simply asking for humiliation!

In terms of the number of goals scored, Su Luo has surpassed Messi and Ronaldo,

Does the Asian brother still need to fight?

He just turned 18 this year!

In the future, we will step up to a higher level!

As the popular Twitter of Huaxia netizens said:

"Sun Xingmin and his ilk are just fireflies, how dare they compete with the sun and the moon?"

After winning the championship, the remaining two Bundesliga games have become tasteless.

In the 33rd round, Union Berlin challenged Wolfesburg, ranked third.

This Bundesliga powerhouse has to line up on both sides according to the tradition before the game, and welcome the new Bundesliga champion!

The away game was tied 1:1.

The team adopted a large number of substitutes, and the main players rested temporarily.

Su Luo still served as the starting striker,

There was no possession throughout the game.

Even so, he scored a goal!

In the second half, Su Luo's shot in the penalty area scored the goal!

Swipe your own Bundesliga goals to 60 goals!

At this point, a new Bundesliga single-season scoring record was born!

60 balls!

Peerless!

When Su Luo scored a goal,

Even the opponent's fans, more than 30,000 people in the Mass Arena stood up at the same time,

1 minute long applause for Su Luo!

Every second represents a goal for Su Luo!

The game was even suspended for a while,

The players in Wolfesburg were also affected by this atmosphere,

Give Su Luo a round of applause.

To be honest, 60 goals in a single season is really a miracle in football!

Grealish ran over, knelt down on one knee, and saluted Su Luo with a shoe-shine celebration.

Union Berlin players, Forsberg, Quinen, Naby Keita, Trippier and others,

They also knelt on one knee and circled around,

As if King Arthur's Twelve Knights of the Round Table were offering their allegiance to their new king!

Such a unique celebration scene has also become a famous football painting!

Not far away, Kevin De Bruyne looked enviously at Su Luo, who was surrounded by stars.

"Su, I'm afraid Xia Xiangji won't be able to compete with you."

"But...... I will not admit defeat either! I will definitely surpass you!"

It would be nice to keep fighting in the Premier League.

De Bruyne clenched his fists.

The penultimate round of the Bundesliga became Su Luo's "coronation ceremony for the new king".

Immediately afterwards, the fans ushered in the last round of the Bundesliga.

In the 34th round of the Bundesliga, all substitutes - youth team players faced Freiburg.

Although there are no major players on the scene,

Grealish, Keita, Forsberg and others were not even included in the squad,

There were 22,467 people in the audience, including the spirits of deceased relatives in heaven, and there were still no empty seats!

No matter what the situation is, the fans will never leave!

These substitute players and youth team players (Liao Nuo Zhao) were also very excited. They beat Freiburg 1-0 at home.

In the last 5 minutes of the game, the head coach replaced Su Luo,

Let him enjoy the applause and cheers of the audience again in the last 5 minutes of the Bundesliga season!

This is a glorious moment exclusively for Su Luo!

Meanwhile, the Allianz Arena.

Bayern Munich beat Werder Bremen 8-0!

Every goal seems to be their incompetent rage.

The team won a big victory, and Guardiola didn't have any joy on his face.

When the referee blows the game whistle,

At the moment when the Bundesliga season ended completely, Guardiola turned and returned to the locker room with a gloomy face.

After Bayern lost the Bundesliga title,

Morale hit rock bottom.

They also lost to Barcelona 4:6 in the Champions League,

Knocked out by MSN's Barcelona!

Bayern Munich once again ushered in "all four are empty"

Pass all the champions this season!

According to Guardiola,

The culprit of all this is the Union Berlin, and that Chinese boy!

"Next season, next season will definitely not be like this! Definitely!"

Union Berlin fans couldn't care less about Bayern's loss, they cheered excitedly,

Say goodbye to a fantastic Bundesliga season!

At the same time, everyone is looking forward to it!

A week later, the German Cup final will start soon!

Union Berlin vs Borussia Dortmund!

Perhaps, the double crown is not a dream?