Football: What Happened To Going To The Nightclub? I Have To Score

Luo Yi is numb, Aubameyang is numb, Gundogan and Shinji Kagawa are numb.

Of course, Klopp and the Dortmund fans in the visiting stands were ashamed.

Everyone was looking forward to a match where Mars hits the Earth,

Like the last game, a 2:1 is also fine,

At least the scene will look better.

In the opening stage of the game, the two sides did not show a one-sided situation.

Until Su Luolv3 broke through Dortmund's defense, after a dragon completed the goal,

This game is completely out of balance!

Klopp, who was behind by one goal, signaled the whole team to press on, and the whole army attacked~.

He's like a red-eyed gambler trying to win back some respectability before he goes.

Although Luo Yi Si in Dortmund's frontcourt is very hard-working,

But Aubameyang didn't wear his shooting boots,

Shinji Kagawa and Mkhitaryan are in average condition,

Several attacks failed to form a substantial threat.

Su Luo and Union Berlin have no intention of showing mercy.

Whenever Dortmund presses across the board and the defense is empty.

The frontcourt fire team composed of Su Luo, Grealish, Forsberg, and Quinine can all create threats!

Dortmund focus on defending Su Luo,

The position of others must be empty! No matter how you fight, there will be no place!

2:0!

3:0!

4:0!

Grealish scored twice!

Forsberg also scored a goal!

At the end of the game, Dortmund was completely shattered.

Su Luo dribbled the ball from the backcourt, and nobody guarded him seriously!

There is still time for the final possession, Su Luo simply turned on the big Luo mode, and accelerated the whole process.

1v7 is true!

The defense line composed of Gundogan, Kyle, Subotic, Piszczek and others,

Get blown away by Su Luo!

Finally, shake the goalkeeper and open the empty door to expand the prison!

5:0!

The game completely turned into a one-sided massacre!

Allianz Arena, Javi Alonso in possession up front.

There was a burst of boos from the home team stands!

Alonso was puzzled,

My own behavior is normal, why do I start booing my own people?

Is it because the team has not taken the lead for a long time?

The rest of the Bayern players are also confused,

The score on the scoreboard is a bit dazzling,

Bayern (1:1) FC Bayer Leverkusen!

Since the Bundesliga overlord was humiliated by Su Luo, it seems that anyone can step on his feet!

Leverkusen doesn't look down on King Nan anymore!

On the coach's bench, Guardiola frowned when he heard the boos from the stands.

He quickly asked the teaching assistant next to him.

"What's going on on the other side?"

The teaching assistant's expression was a bit complicated.

"Dortmund has been knocked out....it's really evil, than!

"Shit! puta!"

Guardiola couldn't help but swear in his mother tongue.

If Bayern can't win this game,

They will be completely opened by Union Berlin by 8 points!

With 3 rounds left in the league,

There is only theoretical hope left for Bayern to compete for the title.

Seeing that the time has entered stoppage time,

Guardiola fell into a deep confusion.

"This season, haven't I done enough? Why?"

"The game is over! A hearty victory!"

When the referee blew his whistle, Duan Xuan couldn't restrain the excitement in his heart, and roared excitedly.

"I believe our fans must have enjoyed watching it!"

"Su Luo still played a dominant performance in this game! Helped Union Berlin completely crush Dortmund!"

"Actually, for most of the game, Union Berlin didn't have the upper hand, and it was even dangerous!"

"Fortunately, their counterattack efficiency is always high!"

"Su Luo scored twice and scored a hat-trick of assists!"

"His league goals tally has reached a staggering 56 goals!"

"You know, before Su Luo, the single-season scoring record in the top European leagues was created by Messi!"

"In the 2011-2012 season, Messi refreshed the highest single-season goals to 50 goals!"

"I thought this was an unprecedented record, until Su Luo fell from the sky!"

"Su Luo is currently the player with the most goals scored in a single season in the top European leagues!"

"56 goals! I am afraid that in another 30 years, no one may be able to surpass this data!"

"Except for Su Luo herself!"

"The Bundesliga is not over yet, and he still has the opportunity to refresh the data to a number that is difficult for others to match!"

Duan Xuan was trembling all over when he said these words.

Su Luo's sunny smiling face was locked in close-up, and he became the best player in the game again.

But in terms of the number of goals, he has already stood at the top of Europe! Beyond Messi and Ronaldo!

Now, away from the Bundesliga title and the first heavyweight trophy of Su Luo's career,

Just one step away!

Union Berlin beat Borussia Dortmund 5-0

The German media was also completely shocked.

Everyone knows that with Su Luo, this newly promoted team may be able to beat Dortmund.

Who would have thought that they would win so easily!

After 20 minutes of the game, there was no suspense!

The former Bundesliga champion team, the Champions League runner-up team,

Facing the newly promoted horse, he has no power to fight back!

After the game, Klopp announced a big news in the press conference!

"I bear the main responsibility for this tragic loss."

"So, I have decided to terminate the contract with the club and resign as head coach, starting today."

"In addition, I appreciate Su's performance and hope to have the opportunity to work with him in the future... Well, that's it."

After Klopp dropped a blockbuster, he got up and left.

The reporters at the scene were immediately blown away.

"Mr. Klopp! Can you tell me the reason for your resignation?"

"May I ask where will you coach next?"

"Will the future take Su Luo away?"

None of these reporters asked, Klopp has gone far.

Neuhaus walked up to the news speaker in a little embarrassment.

The limelight was stolen by Klopp,

Obviously he is the head coach of the winning side!

hateful!

Another venue, Guardiola is also quite embarrassing.

He kept scratching his bald head while speaking,

Even though the weather is not hot yet, he is already sweating profusely.

"I would like to ask Gua Shuai, after Bayern lost the league title, is there any confidence in the Champions League?"

"Will there be an increase in the offer to sign Su Luo next season?"

"May I ask if this draw was affected by the previous game?"

"Is the team's recent poor state related to Su Luo?"

Su Luo, Su Luo, Su Luo!

This is obviously Bayern Munich's press conference, why do you always mention irrelevant people!

Guardiola is inexplicably a little angry,

But there was nothing he could do.

In the Bundesliga this season, Su Luo is indeed an unavoidable figure.

He can be said to be a man who changed the Bundesliga pattern by himself.

…… Ask for flowers ………………

Without him, maybe Bayern is still the overlord now.

But this Asian boy and this poor club are not allowed to get in!

hateful!

Guardiola could only suppress his unhappiness, and said seriously:

"This is the press conference at Bayern Munich, I only answer questions related to the game.

"Indeed, the team's performance today was not good, Leverkusen also performed excellent.

"We will seriously prepare for the semi-finals of the Champions League and give full play to our strengths at Camp Nou!"

"And the league is not over yet, we still have a theoretical hope of winning the championship!"

"We still have a chance of winning the double!"

Guardiola is still stubborn, but his stubbornness has become a joke in the eyes of the media.

The Champions League semi-final against Barcelona, ​​the strongest in recent years,

Trailing by 8 points in the last 3 rounds of the league,

Double crown?

The media below laughed and said nothing.

This is probably Guardiola's last stubbornness.

After defeating Dortmund, the Union Berlin team did not relax.

The closer they are to the Bundesliga champion, the more cautious they are.

It's like the three-way highland towers are pushed down, and when the line of troops has entered the crystal,

Everyone is busy ordering crystals, with nothing to worry about.

In the past few days, Su Luo didn't take his teammates to nightclubs anymore, so as not to distract them.

Going to a nightclub is also going secretly by yourself,

Two hours of extra practice at the club,

After entering the illusion, it's hard work again!

Led by Ronaldo, Inzaghi, Harland, De Bruyne and others,

Su Luo's own game skills are also gradually improving.

Su Luo now is not the same as Su Luo at the beginning of the season.

In reality, there is no game data like live football,

Su Luo can only be evaluated based on his average performance in training.

If you don't hang up, your comprehensive score should be around 75 points,

According to various ability tests, Su Luo also roughly estimated his data in various dimensions.

Speed ​​80, shooting 75, body 70, technique 75, defense 60, passing 75;

At present, his own strength is enough to gain a foothold in the top league, and he is the main star in non-rich teams.

He also has the strength to compete for the starting lineup in the giants.

Su Luo didn't lie down completely because of the hang up,

He knows that cheating cheats are fake,

Only one's own hard training and improvement of the level is real.

I believe that one day, Su Luo will be able to

You can dominate the game yourself.

Union Berlin are currently leading by 8 points.

3 rounds left in Bundesliga

The final of the National Cup is against Dortmund

Su Luo suddenly had a bold idea,

He wants to use his own strength without resorting to cheating at all,

See how far you can go!

Of course, when the situation is not right, he will still guarantee a limited victory and win the championship.

Lose all 3 games, Bayern wins all, and the championship will still be lost.

Su Luo is not blind,

He wants to use his strength to help the team win the championship at the last moment of the league.

If we can gradually get rid of the dependence on the time of possession,

In some important duels, it may make you more confident,

The non-possessed state can also contribute to excellent performance.

Decided!

The next home game against Mainz,

Su Luo intends to challenge a Bundesliga match with his own strength!

If this game can be won,

Union Berlin will also win the first Bundesliga championship in team history at the Old Forest Management Stadium!

a week later,

Perhaps it will be one of the moments to witness the miracle!.