Football: The opening kick of the full moon scimitar shocked the world

The main competition of the anti-hunger charity competition has ended

, and next,

it is Su Yiming’s… Scumbag moment!

After Su Yiming returned to the dressing room, he took off his shirt and took the spare shirt to wipe his sweat.

Fortunately, in this charity match, there are enough jerseys prepared!

Otherwise, it’s really not a scum!

Su Yiming wiped fifteen sets of spare jerseys in one breath!

The sweat stains on the body have all been wiped clean, and even the bath is saved!

Su Yiming picked up a spare jersey and walked out of the dressing room and headed to the corner where no one was.

At this time, there is already a legendary star waiting around the corner!

“Wolf King! Long wait!

“It’s okay Sue,” Totti said with a smile, “Your last ball, it’s so beautiful!” ”

How can Su Yiming have the kung fu to chat with Totti?

Su Yiming quickly exchanged jerseys with Totti, “Thank you!” By the way, the Wolf King, I exchanged jerseys with you, and I ask you to keep it secret and don’t say it.

Totti asked in surprise, “Why?”

Su Yiming sighed, “The Wolf King is good friends, so I’ll be honest with you – the other stars also want to exchange jerseys with me, so in order to appease them, I gave them my spare jerseys.”

Totti hurriedly asked, “What about me?”

Su Yiming said: “Don’t worry, you are my idol, how can I give you spare jerseys?” It’s just that I’m afraid that other stars will not be able to bear it if they know it, such as Zidane, people are conveners, if you know that the real jersey is here, how uncomfortable it will be.

Totti nodded in agreement, “Su, don’t look at your young age, but you are really thoughtful!” Well, don’t worry, you know what about the real jersey! I definitely don’t say!

Su Yiming breathed a sigh of relief, “That would be great!” Goodbye, Toti, we keep in touch.

Totti opened his mouth and said, “Su, let’s talk a little more!”

Su Yiming waved his hand, “I still have something, Wolf King, let’s talk back!”

After that, Su Yiming hurriedly ran back to the dressing room.

Totti smiled helplessly, held Su Yiming’s “real jersey”, and carefully returned to his dressing room.

After Totti left,

Su Yiming carried a sports backpack and returned to the uninhabited corner.

Next bit.

Van Basten came around the corner with a red face.

“Hah! Sue! Your last ball, it’s so beautiful!

“Mr. van Basten, you are my idol!” Su Yiming quickly presented the prepared “real jersey”.

Van Basten said happily: “Su, although we are opponents on the field, I have to say that with a young and promising opponent like you, I myself feel twenty years younger!”

Su Yiming smiled and said, “Thank you, Mr. Van Basten!” It’s an honor to play with you!

Van Basten laughed, and then lowered his voice: “By the way, although I shouldn’t say it, I still want to tell you in advance – your last foot of the Flying Immortal Ball has a great hope of winning this year’s Puskas Prize!” ”

Groove!

Van Basten is the chief judge of the Puskas Prize!

I, on the other hand, slagged the legendary and chief judge with a fake jersey!

What a deep sense of guilt!

But at the same time, there is an indescribable coolness!

Su Yiming cleared his throat, “Mr. Van Basten, thank you!” Thank you so much! You…… Do you want pants?

Van Basten’s eyes lit up, “Okay! I’ll take it off and exchange it with you!

“Okay!”

“Wait, I’m not bribing you, am I?”

“If it doesn’t count, how can anyone bribe cadres with this?”

“Too!”

The two took off their pants together around the corner and exchanged with each other.

These pants… It’s not original either!

However, Su Yiming’s “guilt” in his heart really eased a lot.

Su Yiming said: “By the way, Mr. Van Basten, I exchanged shirts with you, and I also ask you to keep it secret and don’t let others know.”

Van Basten was stunned, “Why?”

Su Yiming sighed, “Mr. Van Basten you are my idol, so I will be honest with you – other stars also want to exchange jerseys with me, so in order to appease them, I gave them my spare jerseys.”

Van Basten hurriedly asked, “What about me?”

Su Yiming quickly patted his conscience and said: “Don’t worry, Mr. Van Basten, you are the chief judge of the Puskas Prize, your status is so noble, how can I give you spare jerseys?” Besides, the shirt I just exchanged with you is still hot!

Van Basten couldn’t hold his mouth shut, “Haha, it turns out that everyone else’s is a spare jersey, and this one of mine is real!”

Su Yiming said: “Shh, Mr. Van Basten, please don’t let others know, otherwise, others will be sad.”

Van Basten nodded, “Okay, no problem, I definitely won’t tell anyone else.”

Su Yiming instructed again: “Even Gullit and Rijkaard can’t tell, otherwise they will be sad!”

Van Basten said: “Don’t worry, rest assured – Su, you think so thoughtfully!”

After sending Van Basten away,

Su Yiming breathed a long sigh of relief.

Even the chief judge of the Puskas Prize was scummy by me.

Alas ….

How to say it?

The scumbag is cool for a while, and the scumbag has always been cool!

Next!

After a while,

legendary defender Milan club talker Maldini walked around the corner with an elegant smile.

“Su, your last Heavenly Flying Immortal goal is so beautiful!”

“Thank you, Mr. Maldini, you are my idol!” Su Yiming said excitedly.

Maldini said squarely: “Su, come to our Milan, I can assure you that you will be the new king of the Milanese dynasty!” Milan will help you win the Champions League trophy, the Golden Boot, the European Footballer of the Year and more, all the accolades you can get! ”

Groove!

It’s worthy of being a big guy, it’s so direct from the beginning!

Su Yiming hurriedly said, “Mr. Maldini, thank you for your kind invitation, but… I’m fine at Manchester City, I don’t have the idea of a transfer for the time being, and besides, my agent is Mendes, and he has the final say in this aspect of the transfer.

Actually, what Mendes said doesn’t count.

But that’s the benefit of having a broker – back pot.

Upon hearing that Su Yiming’s agent was Mendes, Maldini suddenly gasped.

“Okay, the transfer thing, let’s take our time,”

“But Sue, what I want you to know is that the door of the Milan dynasty is always open for you.”

“The throne of the Milanese dynasty is always prepared for you.”

“As long as you come, the whole Milan team will be built around you.”

This is really a super generous condition!

Su Yiming said gratefully: “Thank you, Mr. Maldini, if I want to leave Manchester City in the future, I promise that Milan will be the first place I will consider.”

Maldini smiled happily, “Great, Sue! I look forward to that day.

Su Yiming handed the jersey to Maldini, “Mr. Maldini, I exchange the shirt with you, and please keep it secret and don’t let others know.”

Maldini was stunned, “Why?”

Su Yiming let out a long sigh….

Open the slag!