Football: me, the best coach ever

Manchester United’s starting starts are forward Cristiano Ronaldo, Cavani and Lingard, midfielders B-Fei, Fred and McTomine, and defenders Luke Shaw, Maguire, Varane and Wanbissaka.

The fierce player is naturally De Gea, who has played quite well lately, and there is no reason to take him down.

At the beginning of the game, Ronaldo knocked the ball back to the b, and then Cavani and Lingard had rushed forward with all their might.

B Fei kicked over the top and passed the ball to Cavani, who gave Lingard a head, and Lingard knocked back C Ronaldo.

Outside the penalty area, C Luo took advantage of the opponent’s unstable footing and resolutely got up to shoot.

The ball sped past Tottenham goalkeeper Lloris’s fingers and flew towards the goal, and just when he was feeling desperate, there was a bump behind him.

The ball smashed into the goalpost, popping the bottom line, and Tottenham dodged it.

The long time Tottenham fans, after a brief silence, erupted in even greater boos and insults.

“Manchester puppies, get back to the milk!”

“The waste of the Dragon Kingdom, get back to your country, you are not welcome here!”

Even Nuno leaned over and shouted at Liu Yi in Portuguese: “Long Guo Liu, if I say that I am not happy with you, I am sorry!” ”

From his smiling face, where can you see the meaning of the apology, which is obviously stimulating Liu Yi.

If Liu Yi made any unreasonable moves under his stimulation, it would be perfect.

The head coach’s psychological warfare is also part of the football war.

Six minutes later, Tottenham attacked in front of the field, and the Asian superstar from the cold country, Sun Min, deflected a long-range shot.

But this also made Tottenham fans cheer, after all, only the goal can be scored, not to say whether to score or not to score, first shoot and then say.

Not to be outdone, United’s side was only two minutes later, when Cavani received a pass from Ronaldo in front of him and shot furiously.

Unfortunately, Tottenham players were released from the danger zone.

Over time, both the narrators and the fans have found that Manchester United, the rookie manager, is really directing the team’s attack, and playing loudly and colorfully, and even once pushed Tottenham back.

In the Longguo live broadcast room, Zhan Jun was speaking: “It seems that our mysterious head coach really has two brushes!” ”

Zhang Hey: “Don’t say, just b fee, Lingard and C Ronaldo, Cavani’s front court cooperation, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer can not get it!” ”

Zhan Jun smiled: “Ole Gunnar Solskjaer can’t figure it out, if he is there, Lingard can’t play!” ”

In the 27th minute, Tottenham’s player Romero’s offside goal made the entire Tottenham fans crazy again.

Unfortunately, for the next ten minutes, the two sides came and went, playing very lively, but they just couldn’t score.

In the 38th minute, Manchester United attacked, Liu Yi stood on the sidelines, and suddenly made a punch-down action.

The on-site commentator: “Yo yo yo, look at Manchester United’s rookie manager, what a rush to become, I hope he can go back and find a good psychologist!” ”

His voice had just fallen, and in the United frontcourt attack, Buffy made a long diagonal pass and the Tottenham defenders rose to the top.

C Ronaldo appeared where he should have been, volleyed the door at a small angle, and broke through Loris’s ten fingers.

“Hit the goal, the ball went in…”

“The goal was, Cristiano Ronaldo!”

Manchester United fans who came from afar began to celebrate wildly, and Viva Ronaldo’s singing sounded at the New White Hart Stadium.

The camera swept over Liu Yi in time, and after shaking his fist in celebration, he coldly put up a finger.

Zhan Jun laughed: “It seems that Liu Yi is not satisfied, saying that this is only the first goal!” ”

Zhang Hey hey: “Hey hey hey, you don’t have to say, we are not happy, it is estimated that Liu Yi at the scene is even more angry!” ”

Nuno, who was not far from Liu Yi, constantly roared and signaled the team to press the attack, and the smile on his face had long disappeared.

Liu Yi himself wanted to go over and pry this guy, angry at him, and retaliate for the previous provocation to himself.

Thinking about it, this is only a goal, what does it mean to pluck, and so on.

When the time came to 46 minutes of stoppage time, the camera once again swept over Liu Yi on the coach’s bench, only to see him stand up again and violently wave his fist.

The scene was still Manchester United attack, and C Ronaldo suddenly thought that the previous manager had specifically told him that there might be a chance to score before the end of the first half to prevent offside.

By 47 minutes, the referee had the whistle in his mouth, ready to finish the game.

McTominay struggled to grab the ball in midfield, barely taking a few steps forward, and Ronaldo had found an opportunity to kill from between the two defenders and receive the ball from Scott McTominay.

“Mike passed the ball, C Ronaldo faced the goalkeeper, a single knife!”

“C Ronaldo shot, violent shot, goalkeeper helpless, the ball went in…”

In the narrator’s crazy commentary, VR confirmed that there was no offside, and C Luo and his teammates had begun to celebrate.

Liu Yi, who was on the sidelines, suddenly rushed out more than a hundred meters and ran under the banner that read, “Sick Man of East Asia”, frantically shaking his fist and roaring.

“You fucking arrogant!”

“Bastards, what should kneel down is you garbage!”

……

Liu Yi roared angrily, like an enraged tiger, constantly fighting back in English.

The simple words “Sick Man of East Asia, kneeling” deeply stung him, which was an unforgettable memory that belonged to the country and the nation.

Every patriot brings up this history with only deep humiliation and anger.

Throughout the first half, Liu Yi was tortured, and that sentence was like a knife, constantly stabbing him.

My country is not good at football, but this is not a reason for you garbage to humiliate us, in contrast to the descendants of your gang of robbers, you should feel ashamed and ashamed.

Go to your uncle’s, come and kneel for Lao Tzu.

Liu Yi faced thousands of Tottenham fans, frantically shaking his fists and shouting over and over again.

In the live broadcast room, Zhan Jun and Zhang Hey Hey suddenly reddened their eyes.

“No matter what Liu’s level is, he dares to defend the dignity of the country in front of so many people, and he is a person worthy of respect!”

“It’s not easy!” Zhang Hehe didn’t hee this time, and wiped his eyes with his hand.

The bullet screen in the live broadcast room suddenly brushed up

“Liu Yi, we support you!”

“Let those bastards taste your might!”