Fist of Imagination

"Flying saucer?"

"Yes, flying saucer."

Liang De opened his demonized eagle eyes and adjusted the non-existent glasses on his nose.

In the ultra-clear vision, a half-real and half-virtual saucer-shaped spaceship was docked in the airspace near Makemake. In the cabin of the spaceship, two aliens with red and yellow stripes and who looked like screaming chickens were concentrating on studying the solar system star map.

Liang De studied with the two alien screaming chickens for a long time and found that the next destination of the flying saucer was the Blue Star.

He retracted his gaze:

"Brother Xian, we haven't negotiated the copyright yet and the aliens are coming down first. This is a bit unfortunate."

Liang De shared the picture in his mind with Li Zhixian and said:

"Look, these two came from Taurus, and the UFO is equipped with a lot of high-energy weapons. It can be seen that they are not obedient screaming chickens."

Li Zhixian said indifferently:

"After you finish your meal, go over and blow up the UFO, or open a portal in the boundary and throw it anywhere. It can also be regarded as a contribution to protecting the blue planet."

Mr. Liang shook his finger: "You are a bit too narrow-minded."

Li Zhixian:?

Didn't you say that the screaming chickens are restless first!

"There are good and bad people everywhere. Are those who drive UFOs necessarily bad people?

"Don't aliens have any other interests and hobbies besides destroying the blue planet? What if they come to save alien friends who are not far from the blue planet for two hundred light years? ”

Liang De stood on the street and gestured:

“Brother Xian, you have been brainwashed by the mainstream narrative of good blue planet people and bad aliens in cheesy doomsday movies.

“Think about it, what is the most indispensable thing to persist in doing a bad thing? Emotional foundation. Does he have this alien? He doesn't, he lacks it!

“Throughout the ages, in the cause of destroying the blue planet, the most enthusiastic and active have always been us blue planet people.

“Brother Xian, aliens have been blamed enough in blue planet literary works. We can't just wrongly accuse them, let alone blow them up. This is not the way of hospitality for our Dongguo people.”

Li Zhixian clapped slowly:

“Okay, Lao Liang, I was so confused that I almost blamed the good people.

“Hurry up and make a banner circled on the equator, and write ‘Warmly welcome alien experts to our planet to guide the salvation work’, and do the meticulous reception at the forefront, so that alien friends can feel our sincerity at the first time. ”

“That’s not the case, let’s just let it go. "

Liang De walked back to the dessert shop and said:

"Teacher Wei Yu was able to receive my message before the end of the world, which means she is the key figure in this catastrophe. We will stay by her side and act according to circumstances."

"Boss! Two more servings of sweet potato dessert with glutinous rice balls, thank you!"

...

The living room of the apartment was dark.

Fang Wei Yu's right hand twisted like a blind snake for a long time, and finally found her mobile phone at 40 degrees northwest.

The screen lit up, and it was five past nine.

She wanted to lie down for another six or seven hours - six or seven days was not impossible - but her empty stomach objected to this.

"Ah ... "

Fang Weiyu turned over suddenly, using both hands to send a red envelope and a message for help to the familiar owner of the dessert shop.

Tunzhou: Sister Yang, Sister Yang, add more oats to the oatmeal milk paste, more taro to the taro tapioca, and more hooded peas to the peanuts.

Tunzhou: Put it at the door and press the doorbell. Please help me quickly. Thank you. I salute you and kowtow to you!

Yangji Dessert: No more~

Tunzhou: That's it? Then just change three with taro, add more taro.

Yangji Dessert: All gone, zero stock, sold Out, nothing is left, do you understand?

Tunzhou: No way, sister, you usually open until 1am! Has Yangji suddenly become an online celebrity store?

Sister Yang looked up at the bald office worker who was still eating bowls left and right in the store, and picked up her phone again.

Yangji Tangshui: It’s hard for me to explain to you now. Anyway, everything is gone, even the one opposite is gone. Please go downstairs. Who lives next to the Temple Street Night Market and orders takeout? How much money do you have?

Sister Yang, it’s hard for me to explain to you now. I really have a lot of money, but... forget it, it’s better to go out for a walk.

Fang Weiyu resumed lying flat, then rolled sideways and then prone, then rolled sideways, then flat and prone again, and headed towards the door in a slow rolling manner.

At the same time, the flying saucer parked near Makemake suddenly flashed red.

In the cabin, the tall screaming chicken excitedly flapped the wings of its short and strong companion:

“Wells, we found it, and finally an aboriginal individual with super high values ​​appeared! "

The short and stocky Screaming Chicken nodded calmly:

"Anson, calm down, this is just the beginning. The beginning work is always simple, and the difficult things are still to come."

"I know, I know, haha, let's go and get the consent of the owner of this blue planet!"

Anson laughed and activated the jump function. After a brief space distortion, the UFO appeared in the middle of an empty fire passage near Temple Front Street.

This half-real and half-virtual UFO disappeared like a ghost, and the neighbors who were close at hand were unaware.

Two aliens walked out of the UFO, and a few ripples of energy flowed around them.

After a moment, the Screaming Chicken from Taurus had turned into a young man and woman in shorts and flip-flops, staggering towards the noisy place.

"Anson, is it okay for us to just park the UFO here?"

"Don't worry Wells, I checked, this kind of place with yellow grid lines is not allowed to park vehicles.

"And I have downloaded the latest collision detection and avoidance function, the UFO will automatically blur to avoid uninvited guests, and the natives will not find anything."

The tall alien waved the detector disguised as a SLR camera in his hand:

"Hurry up, the target is in front!"

...

The Temple Front Street Food Night Market, this is a world of pot qi, there are no fancy and gorgeous Western pastries, some are just fried to the peak of pot qi!

But Fang Weiyu just wants to eat something sweet.

She dragged her hungry body and walked past the salty and fragrant stalls dejectedly, like a zombie who only picks too much food and can't find a love brain with sugar content that meets the standard.

It's too outrageous, how could there be no sugar water in Temple Front Street at 9:30, I encountered it once in a hundred years, right, I want to kill people!

"Hello, natives, maybe, can we have five minutes of your free time? "

Two pairs of clean white flip-flops stopped in front of Fang Weiyu, she didn't even raise her head:

"I'm not a native, I came here to work, you go find someone else to interview, please make way, thank you."

The two pairs of flip-flops didn't move.

You guys are toxic!

Fang Weiyu raised her head with difficulty and said to the young man and woman in front of her:

"I'm really from another place, you can hear my accent doesn't sound like here."

"We are very sure that you are the native of this planet."

The tall man with the SLR had a sunny face:

"We plan to eliminate this planet in the near future. As the owner of this planet, do you agree? ”

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