Fist of Imagination

A slightly counterintuitive fact:

Compound Eyes is very good at raising people.

Since its establishment, this organization has always focused on burning, killing and looting, and has slaughtered countless lives on both sides of the sky and the sea, but at the same time, Compound Eyes has fed more people - although these people do not need or necessarily want Compound Eyes to raise them.

They are slaves, and they are important assets of the Compound Eyes organization.

Except for some special-purpose species, living slaves are usually more valuable than dead slaves, so the herders of Compound Eyes want the slaves to be healthy and live longer than anyone else.

Health and longevity are not enough. The slaves that herders like are preferably full of passion and positive, and can use a hundred points of heat to shine a thousand points of light, and contribute all their strength to the development and growth of Compound Eyes.

To do this, you have to make the slaves feel happy, really happy.

"Look, Xiao Dan, this is our Compound Eyes' good helper to create a happy life for 'hardworking people', the 84-style herders' self-discipline toolkit."

Mi Xiang shook his index finger like a show-off, rotating a small sachet on his knuckle.

"Hardworking people... what is that?" Shan Futian looked confused.

Mi Xiang smiled and said, "Hardworking people are not a thing. This thing is a bit complicated to talk about. In fact, it is..."

"It is the official name of most slaves in the compound eyes."

Liang De interrupted and explained, "Just understand it as a compound eye slave with a clean background who will not be executed within a week."

"Nonsense!"

Mi Xiang glared, "Slaves are slaves, hardworking people are hardworking people. Xiao Liang, if you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. It doesn't matter if you are ignorant and have no knowledge, but what if you lead a good young man like our Xiao Dan astray?"

Liang De squinted at her, "Mr. Mi, I don't think you understand it very well, you just let Isn't slow speech a secret search?"

"What do you mean by secret search? I am reviewing corporate culture knowledge openly. Do I need to tell you this specifically? I have been in Polutai for many years. Even if I don't understand, I know more than you!"

Mi Xiang was angry. "Didn't you know all this from search? What's wrong with search? Is the knowledge from search worthless?"

"Okay, okay, okay, Mr. Mi, you are right."

Liang De helplessly spread his hands and said, "Then what do you say is a hard-working person? It can't be a hard-working person, so you are also a hard-working person."

"Of course not, how can I be a hard-working person?" Mi Xiang denied it flatly.

After she finished the secret search, she scanned the compound eye corporate culture that she didn't use at all and had no use at all. She said confidently:

"A hard-working person is someone who needs to work hard.

"I can live well without working hard. The reason why I work hard now is because I am positive and motivated and have ideals. I am completely different from those who can't do it without working hard. Well... it's... a world of difference. ”

Liang De: Then you are really noble and unattainable...

Shan Futian took a step forward and said to Mi Xiang:

"I understand what hard-working people mean. You continue to talk about how to create a happy life for them."

"Xiao Dan still knows how to grasp the key points, unlike some people who are ugly and talk a lot of nonsense."

Mi Xiang picked up the sachet with two fingers and shook it, saying:

"This pastoralist toolkit is warming up. After it completes the self-check and loads the local data, it will fly out a number of three corpse worm puppets corresponding to the human beings on this blue star, and then quickly cover the entire planet through the naturally existing space cracks, and go straight into people's hearts.

"The three corpse worm puppets will analyze the host's physical and spiritual conditions in detail and formulate the best happiness plan for it.

"It's not a rough plan that is generalized. When the host is happy, how should the muscles contract, how should the blood flow, how should the hormones be secreted, how should the nerves tremble, how should the three souls and seven spirits jump... Every item is clearly planned.

"At that time, I only need to activate the one-click happiness program built into the pastoral official toolkit, and those who feel that there is no hope for the future will be overwhelmed by happiness, eliminating the crisis of the destruction of the blue planet this time."

"Muscles, blood, hormones, nerves, souls... The analysis is so comprehensive, but don't you just ask those people what they need?"

Liang De's voice seemed to carry a hint of sarcasm.

"You are not creating happiness by doing this. Saying that it is a substitute for happiness is an insult to the word "happiness". This simulated thing..."

"What's wrong with the simulated thing? Xiao Liang, you are such a low-brow person."

Mi Xiang wrinkled his nose and said:

"This plan has received rave reviews among the pastoral officials. I don't know how many worlds, planets, and hard-working people have used it. No one is unwilling. You are the only one who has too many things to do.

"Ask the hard-working people what they need... Then can the efficiency be high?

"Besides, hardworking people are hardworking because they don't know what they need. They all need to work hard, but how many of them really work hard? When I was an intern, I dealt with many hardworking people who didn't work hard. It was disgusting.

"And how many of them can really get happiness just by their own efforts? Isn't it good to give them a planned free happiness experience now?

"Saying that happiness is simulated so they are unhappy... must be a lie!

"Do you understand the simple happiness of hardworking people? It's a consumable. Seriously consider the thoughts of each of them... Is it necessary? The money of our compound eyes is not blown by the wind. Let people in our position consider hardworking people. As soon as you hear it, you know that you have no grassroots work experience. Tsk, why don't you eat meat!"

"Okay, well said."

Liang De clapped his hands at 0.5 times the speed, his face full of admiration.

"When this mission is successfully completed, I must learn from you, Mr. Mi."

Mi Xiang: "Oh, you are dreaming. Who will still recognize you after the mission is over? Get lost."

Liang De laughed twice, "Just joking, just joking, Mr. Mi, please continue to operate the toolkit, I will wait and see."

As soon as the word "you" came out of his mouth, Shan Futian's heart trembled, and he quickly poked Liang De's consciousness.

"We agreed that she's mine, don't change your mind at the last minute."

"No, no, I'm a man of my word. If I say I'm a support, I won't steal heads. But you know, Tianzi, I'm not good at martial arts, and sometimes I don't know how to control my strength. What if..."

"You major in natural power, and you're already restrained by her. Now we're all in her belly... Can you kill her by yourself?"

"That's not necessarily true. Do you dare to let me take the first move?"

"Let's talk about it after the mission is over."

...

A few minutes later, billions of invisible three corpse worm puppets flapped their wings and took off, merging into the void like a dark tide, flying to everyone with the happiness plan planned by the superior.

Liang De lit a cigarette and waited quietly.

Thank you everyone, a man's promise.