Fist of Imagination

Hello everyone, I am Du Tingbei, your loyal friend who updates countless times a day.

As the title says, I plan to watch two episodes of "Swing Camp△" and then go to bed. Although as a passionate man, I don't need any reason to watch "Swing Camp△", but I still want to explain why Mr. Du suddenly wanted to watch two episodes of healing animation tonight and wrote this lame post.

Here are some of my reasons.

A few days ago, when I was building and optimizing the reader network community (referring to adding comments that praise me and deleting comments that scold me), I saw a message from a reader with the ID "Laobaihaoloole":

"Oh my god, why haven't I seen lame posts for so long? Is the author still the same? (；д)"

There is also a reader with the ID "Ying Gu Anlian", who left a message in a very sad tone:

"Serious literature is in danger, lame literature is in danger!"

I suddenly realized that I haven't worked hard to build lame literature for a long time.

In this world, there are countless builders of serious literature, but in comparison, there are too few builders of lame literature.

Which side should I stand on?

I think, no matter how the world changes, between stone and egg, between Fat Tiger and Nobita, I will always stand with the latter.

Today, as a laku person who lives and writes with a serious attitude, I have to contribute a little to laku literature.

As we all know, since the birth of laku literature, there have been many responses. From Qidian to some websites that are inconvenient to mention the names here, there have been laku works of various forms, including "Infinitely Indeterminate Schrodinger-style Laku (Immediate Account)" (author Longshe Hunxiang).

For this situation, I am very happy. Whenever a new laku appears, I will rush to the scene to observe it as soon as possible, learn the laku spirit of other authors, and accumulate energy for my own creation.

According to my observation, most authors currently use laku as a special leave note. The content of laku is relatively brief, and there is no in-depth analysis of the reasons and background of laku.

These la kua strips are often written in a hurry, without careful consideration and meticulous revision. They can be said to be la kua of la kua, and they are extremely la kua.

Those who are determined to carry forward la kua literature!

I have to appeal here. If you still have the energy, you should write la kua strips like writing the main text. La kua strips are also your works. Don't treat them as disposable things like toilet paper.

Gentlemen, spend more time on la kua strips, and your efforts will not be in vain.

Whether you want to continue to be a la kua person or transform into a zhi ling person, remember that every time you la kua is meaningful.

La kua is not an ugly scar, but a footprint left when you walked by.

If a person does not remember the way he came, how can he know where to go?

Maybe because I deleted too many short la kua strips, I almost forgot my original intention.

For a long time, my slogan has been "bad money dream, my dream". I told myself that the main purpose of my coding is to make bad money. Don't forget your original intention and don't make extraneous things.

So from February to now, I have been strengthening my coding training, hoping to improve my coding ability through betting on women's clothing and other methods, and spend a few hours every day to write thousands of words and become the fastest legend of the new starting point.

As a result, as you can see, I lost.

Since trying to update daily, I have set my bottom line as "six points for a thousand words, with a clear conscience", but some recent chapters, such as yesterday's chapter, have already exceeded my bottom line.

You know, my bottom line is very difficult to break because it is very low.

It is so outrageous that it can still be broken even though it is already so low.

In order to write a few thousand more words every day and update for my dream of making a lot of money, can I write such outrageous things?

No, Adu, you are not such a powerful person, so you can't do such an outrageous thing.

In this environment where piracy is easy to obtain, there are still so many readers who are willing to come here to subscribe to the novels I write. You really respect me very much.

Respect is mutual. Even if it is for the sake of making a lot of money, I should respect you from the bottom of my heart and write some words that I can recognize.

If I continue to prioritize the number of words, regardless of whether I can make a lot of money by doing so, I will not be very happy if I continue writing like this.

After all, what is the purpose of making a lot of money?

I want to live happily and be a happy 17-year-old boy.

So the original intention of the ultimate lame man Du Tingbei is not the dream of making a lot of money, but to live and write happily.

I am not the kind of person who can be hard all day for my dream, I am a soft lame person.

Force myself to step out of my comfort zone, force myself to remember the principle of updating is king every day and write 6,000 to 7,000 words... If I continue like this, I am worried that the organ of my dream will become fibrotic because it has been hard for too long, which is not conducive to realizing my plan to work healthily for the serious literary career for 50 years.

So I decided to be a soft and slippery lame person in my comfort zone, not self-torture, not hard writing, watching more cute animations, and going to bed and getting up early.

Just write 4,000 words slowly every day. If I can't finish it, I will delay it until tomorrow. If I can't be a hard person today, I will try again tomorrow.

The above is what I have thought of recently. Whether it makes sense or not, I will give it a try.

Friends, today's laziness ends here. I am going to watch the swaying camping.

Thank you, everyone. See you tomorrow.

Du Ting Cup

March 27, 2021

P.S.: Considering that many readers who subscribed to the previous chapter do not have the habit of joining the group and refunding is inconvenient, I will update a free chapter of about 6,000 words as compensation. I am very sorry. I will not do this again in the future. Love you.