Fist of Imagination

Liang De was stunned.

I called and told you that I was here to monitor your male virtue. Aren't you asking knowingly?

Forget it, not having an erection is the most important thing. I will answer whatever you ask.

"I've heard of it... My partner is the Blue Star Priest of the Thunder Pure Sect. She always says that I don't have enough male virtue. Occasionally, she will popularize science. I have heard this term quite a lot.

Of course, I definitely don't know as much as you, Brother Gui."

"I've heard of it. I know you just heard of it!"

Mu Yigui excitedly raised his upper body. The part above the waist was shaking like a swimming pool diving board. Below the waist... Liang De and Sun Xunqiao could no longer bear to look at his lower body. They couldn't bear to look at it, nor did they dare to look at it, so as to avoid misunderstandings and conflicts.

"You have also heard about the lives of poor children in the mountains, but who of you has lived in the mountains!

What do you know! You all treat male virtue as a joke. Only victims like us know how terrible male virtue is!

Ade!"

"Brother Gui, you say." Liang De lowered his eyebrows and spoke softly.

Brother Gui is impotent. As the saying goes, men help men. No man is an island. As an insider, we have the obligation to treat him better.

Mu Yigui said with red eyes:

"When you talked to me, you said the word "male virtue" without thinking. Have you ever considered my feelings?

You, what's the difference between what you did and talking about endurance in front of an impotent man!

I told myself that my heart has been numb, and I won't be hurt again this time. I told myself that I don't care, I will cooperate with your work, I will send you my chat records, and I will give you money...

Ade, what have I done to let you down?"

"Brother Gui, I was wrong. You are impotent and I still said that. I am sorry for you."

"Fuck you..."

Seeing Mu Yigui's expression of being pierced by thousands of arrows, Liang De rarely felt his conscience hurt.

He took out his phone and opened the Silver of Delusion App, saying:

"I'll return the money to you right away, Brother Gui. I just checked. There are several powerful specialized hospitals in Qingye Realm. Maybe they can find a way..."

"No, what use do I have for the crystal cluster now? You can take the flower."

Mu Yigui lay down again. The blue bricks paved in the courtyard were corroded into sticky mud by his negative energy.

"With the divine punishment from Du Gongtai, what can they do? Go to Thunder Cliff to assassinate the Lord of Qinggeng Peak?"

"Can we find another way?"

Liang De thought for a while and said:

"Brother Gui, have you tried the treasure of our Dongguo Ancient Boxing?"

"Why not?" Sun Xunqiao, who was studying fried chicken next to him, took over the conversation.

"He came to the other side 423 just to ask the old man for help.

He had a completely customized new body, but it was useless. His vigorous body became weak immediately after the replacement.

Later, he bought ten Wanhua Xuyuan warm kidney massage treatments, but there was still no effect after the massage. He bought a large bucket of 'coward savior' and soaked himself in it and fried it with Indian magic oil for seven days and seven nights..."

"Then, was it useless?" Liang De asked.

"It can't be said that it was useless. Junior brother, come closer and smell it. It smells very fragrant. When frying, I added star anise, bay leaves, angelica, cinnamon and..."

"Sun dog, you fucking..."

"What's wrong with me? Anyway, the magic oil has no effect. Can't I help you do an Oriental style aromatherapy SPA? I use high-quality goods, which I usually don't want to put in when stewing meat!" Sun Xunqiao said confidently.

"What does Coach Yuan say?" Liang De asked.

Mu Yigui had a face full of grief and indignation:

"My master created a brand new nine-door technique that can only be practiced when one is impotent overnight, and asked me to send him an experimental report after practicing it."

Liang De was silent for a long time, and after careful consideration, he made a cautious suggestion:

"Brother Gui, although it is difficult to judge right and wrong, if you don't judge when you should, you will suffer from the chaos. Do you want to try the solution of breaking and then establishing, and regenerating the destiny?"

"Yes, Old Mu, I have said it a long time ago, every experience is the precipitation of life, don't care about worldly concepts.

Look at my junior brother, he has been reduced to ashes so many times, but he is still alive and well."

Sun Gou, you fucking...

"...I secretly tried it on Xinrou myself, it didn't work."

Mu Yigui was desperate, and simply said everything, and he couldn't stop talking.

In short, all the strategies are exhausted!

"Brother Gui, in fact, Teacher Fengxian is willing to give you a position."

Liang De rubbed the screen and projected the contract he signed with Tai Fengxian on it.

"He said that after you fall to the level of a male virtuous Dalit, you can go to the Thunder Evil Sect to help him with work, and the content of the work is the same as mine."

"Is this why Mr. Tai asked you to monitor me?"

Liang De: "Yes, Teacher Fengxian said that you are a good material for testing true love, and he is a person who is eager to find talents.

Brother Gui, I think that if you join the Thunder Evil Sect, Teacher Fengxian will definitely help you solve this problem, otherwise you will not have the tools to perform your duties normally.

Brother Gui, if there is really no other way, you can be my colleague, and I will split the internal referral reward with you in half."

"No."

Mu Yigui said firmly.

"It is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a marriage. You, the Fist of Imagination, stir up trouble everywhere, making trouble out of nothing, just for fun, breaking up so many lovers. What contribution do you make to the various realms on both sides of the Konghai Realm?

I, Mu Yigui, will not help you do anything even if I have kidney deficiency, hair loss, and impotence for my whole life!"

I didn't expect you to be such a principled male bitch!

After failing to hook up, Liang De continued to give him advice:

"Why don't you go to Lei Ting Chun Zong to submit your resume, and by the way, sign up for a few male virtue improvement classes, and try to make up for the lost male virtue."

"Shut up!"

Mu Yigui's eyes were red with anger:

"I have been harmed by male virtue like this, and you still want me to kneel down and follow the thieves, and abide by those outdated and vulgar rules?

Ade, I tell you, I, Mu Yigui, am a good man, I can lose my hair and be impotent, but I just can't learn to be a sly person!"

He slapped the ground hard, shaking up a three-foot dust wave, and such behavior made Liang De and Sun Xunqiao stand in awe.

At this time, Mu Yigui's mobile phone suddenly rang, he took it out of his pocket and took a look, and jumped up from the ground, agile and vigorous, like a loach.

"Well, I have an appointment with two girls this afternoon. I'll talk to you guys tomorrow."

Mu Yigui said as he removed the black oil-refined cotton on his body, then his soul appeared and he changed into a set of casual clothes with a dandy style.

He showed his true face, with a three-point free and unrestrained smile on his face with sword eyebrows and star eyes. No matter from which angle you look at it, from cheeks, chin, chest, waist, knees to toes, there is not a single line that is close to mediocrity.

A man like this will immediately become a landmark there when he appears on any street, at least in the eyes of primates.

"Are they the same two girls yesterday?" Sun Xunqiao asked.

"No, you don't know them."

Mu Yigui exuded his internal energy to adjust the secretion of his sweat glands, replaced the stew aroma on his body with a refreshing ocean tone suitable for summer, and picked a pair of antique cufflinks with sunflower patterns from the storage watch and put them on. He smelled his wrist and said:

"I have something to do. Don't contact me at night."

A rosewood-colored smoke rose, and Mu Yigui rode away in the mist.

"It's only been a short time since I came here, and it's like this every day. Are the girls from my alma mater so enthusiastic..." Sun Xunqiao muttered to himself.

"Brother, you said before that Brother Gui had it all to himself. I understand what you mean.

Have you tried to persuade him?"

"He said that he should make more contributions before his male virtues collapse and he dies."

"Pah!" The two of them spat at the same time.

"The fourth class should be over by now. Do you want to go see the old man?"

"Let's go."

Liang De and Sun Xunqiao, just like when they came, raised their martial arts spirits and flew towards the direction of the football field one after the other.