Fist of Imagination
Chapter 32 Dirty Sink
At dusk, Mo Feisheng walked with his mobile phone in his hand, swinging his arms and walking to Chang Duanxuan's tea room with big strides, his face was red and he was very happy.
Chang Duanxuan smiled and said, "Old Mo, you look like you have made a lot of money."
Mo Feisheng smiled and raised three fingers: "This number."
Chang Duanxuan spit out a mouthful of tea: "30,000?"
Mo Feisheng looked confused: "Not that much, just 3,000."
Chang Duanxuan waved his hand to clean up the coffee table and said, "How much did they give you per person."
"60 credit points..." Mo Feisheng rubbed his hands, feeling embarrassed, "Is it too expensive?"
Chang Duanxuan was disappointed, "At least 300 per person, my apprentice has 500 credit points, corresponding to 5,000 credit points, and charging 300 credit points for key intelligence is already charity!"
Chang Duanxuan took out his mobile phone to show Mo Feisheng, who took a breath of cold air.
"Students are so rich nowadays?"
"Of course not. If you want to make money, you have to make money from young people." Chang Duanxuan stroked his beard and said leisurely: "But you only know that Liang De practiced your blood refining formation method and the ascending style bow step rain thrust, and it is almost the same to get 60 credit points.
I told them about his natural divine power battlefield therapy that can regenerate at super speed and his self-nature supernatural power."
Mo Feisheng hesitated and said: "More than that..."
"Hmm?"
"I know everything he practiced.
That day, you and Lao Yuan asked me to go to the general education class to save him. When Jiang Chi was chopping people with a knife, I took a look at his martial arts soul when I put a shield on that kid.
Natural divine power, forged like steel and iron Body method, innate qi, fantasy sea qi, four-in-one hybrid body, driven by the Ren and Du meridians, long endurance and high burst.
Lao Yuan's ideas are quite avant-garde, but his hands are too rough, and he is clumsy and sticky. When the four systems were deleted, they were drastic. Some places were just forcibly cut out from the original framework, and there were too many residual edges. The martial arts souls that were assembled were full of water. I am better than him even with my feet.
I don't say that there is no need for any great magical powers or killer moves. I can use 10 units of fantasy sea qi without true nature to gather a simple resonator to shake him apart. "
"Have you told all this to the students who came to ask?" Chang Duanxuan asked in disbelief, pinching his beard.
"I've already told you that the girl named Shen in the second grade is very studious. She even asked me how to make a resonator. I sent her the blueprint and she transferred 60 credits to me without saying anything. What a good girl."
"You! You! Do you know that the squirrel tank dungeon Liang De is in now requires at least seven days and seven nights of non-stop work? Now there is a problem with the learning system, and there is no rest time between dungeons. You revealed his trump card of Ren Du engine explosion. How can he come out alive!
You, you are a fool!"
"Didn't you also sell his information? You even told others what the self-nature supernatural power is."
Mo Feisheng was full of question marks and felt particularly wronged by Chang Duanxuan's shouting.
"Why are you yelling so loudly! If there is a problem with the system, go find the administrator!"
...
Liang De was floating in the sewer. The turbid yellow water was dirty and smelly. There were all kinds of kitchen waste, rotten fruit cores, empty cans, pig bones, salted fish skeletons... Everything that could be found in the trash can in Tom and Jerry cartoons was there. It was so vivid that he felt sick all over.
The old bricks in the sewer were covered with black moss, and the rusted metal pipes were almost the same color as the flowing dirty water.
If Liang De met the product manager of the Happy Learning System at this time, he would definitely be impatient to hug him and shake him hard: "Hurry up and change the colorful black pipe back. I think that login mode is pretty good!"
Liang De squatted on a scouring pad, which was the square sponge used for washing dishes at home. It had two sides. One side was a light yellow soft sponge for washing dishes and wiping countertops, and the other side was a dark hardened sponge for wiping pots and removing stubborn stains.
After entering this copy, I don't know if he became smaller or the copy was enlarged in proportion to the size of the pigeon. The garbage seen in the sewer is as big as Liang De. The badly damaged scouring pad he squatted on is at least 7 square meters, larger than some small-sized secondary bedrooms. The rotten apples floating on the side are as tall as a person.
The dirty water in the sewer is like the Yellow Spring. The Hukou Waterfall is just down the slope. Liang De holds the sponge on the scouring pad under his feet and rides the wind and waves. He doesn't know when it will end.
He is a person who loves cleanliness and has a bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder. Looking at the strange kitchen waste in the sewer, he is worried.
Who threw this down? Even if there is no kitchen waste crusher under the kitchen sink, can't you put a disposable filter on it!
The kitchen is a person's second study room, so tidy it up carefully!
Liang De picked up a spoon with a slightly bent handle from the dirty river full of yellow waste. It was about 1.5 meters long and weighed 10 kilograms.
He wrapped his hands with corrugated paper simulated by his extraordinary power, picked up a large spoon and rowed hard, the waves splashed, and the boat of scouring pads moved forward like a rocket propeller.
As they were approaching the end, Liang De saw a chaotic mosaic at the end of the sewer in the distance, knowing that it was the boundary set by the system, and the entrance to the dungeon should be nearby.
Liang De rowed forward for more than ten kilometers and finally saw a set of special sewer pipes. A large amount of yellow and turbid dirty water was sucked up, forming a tornado of water as thick as a millstone.
This is totally inconsistent with the law of universal gravitation. If Newton knew this, he would have to do 10 sets of burpees in his coffin to calm down.
Seeing that he could not escape the tragedy of swimming in the sewer, Liang De improvised a half-segment of the Sailor Moon Transformation Dance on the spot, using his extraordinary power to simulate layers of corrugated paper and plastic film, wrapping himself tightly against his body surface, and leaped into the upward yellow turbid water column.
With a pop, Liang De, who looked like he was wearing a tight leather jacket, bounced out of the circular drain of the kitchen sink.
He looked around. The kitchen sink with a stainless steel inner wall was at least sixty or seventy meters deep. There were traces of scale everywhere in the sink. The drain cage of the sink not only did not have a disposable filter, but was also stained with a lot of food residue, some of which had become moldy and smelly.
It looks like I have been working in another city for more than a year after graduation. I thought I would cook every day and rented a single apartment with a kitchen, but in fact I ate takeout every meal and was too lazy to throw away the garbage every day. I finally cheered up and made a mediocre meal. I felt that I had found a little happiness and had the strength to start a new life again. As a result, five or six bowls were piled up together and would be left until the end of the world or my mother came to wash them. It was a dirty sink for urban empty-nest youth.
It was full of the simple stench of young social animals.
A new life of perseverance and hard work, a 100% lover, and a typhoon day without going to work will never come. This is the truth of life!
Liang De spitted into the circular drain with disdain, waiting for the mechanical female voice that pretended to be cold and without depth to prompt the copy target. This online variety show can at most make two teachers turn around. Using it to say the four words "music dream" will only make people feel funny. My mind is full of dissatisfaction now.
"The happy learning single room has been arranged. Please prepare the test users."
Listen! This copywriting is like copying, boring. Doesn't the project team of your system have any pursuit at all? Brother, can you have some pursuit?
No, people who have no pursuits are not worthy of being my brother Liang De!
"【Learning goal】: Survive for 168 hours."
"【Learning reward】: 1 library book."
The voice disappeared, and the faucet was turned on.
The thousand tons of water pressure that fell from the sky directly knocked Liang De, who was full of dissatisfaction, to the ground.
At that moment, he was still thinking, is it full or dissatisfied!
It should be dissatisfied.
Because Liang De stood up after repairing the injuries caused by the water pressure, he looked up at the water flowing out of the faucet and had new dissatisfaction. If it is full, it can't hold new dissatisfaction!
Why don't you even buy a water-saving spray faucet? Yes, the water bill is cheap, but is this the reason for you to waste water resources!
At the edge of the sink, a huge blurry figure passed by, and a sticky and dirty rag fell from the sky, blocking the circular drain.
Meow meow meow?
Liang De picked up a large spoon and tried to stir the rag, but found that he couldn't pry it up. It was probably blocked by the plot.
The water tank began to store water.
The water quickly flooded Liang De's waist.
The four-color light flashed, and the extraordinary power simulated the configuration.
Liang De made a large sailboard with corrugated paper and plastic, stood on it with a spoon, and waited for the water surface to approach the edge of the tank to jump out.
But after half an hour, he found that something was wrong. The water surface was rising, but the wall of the tank, which seemed to be 50 or 60 meters away from the top, could not reach the top.
"What do you mean, this copy is to keep wading in the pool and play the fantasy drift of the young L?"
At this time, the sound of gurgling came from under his feet. Liang De looked down and saw a stream of yellow and turbid water gushing out around the rag blocking the circular drain, which quickly dyed the water light yellow, which easily reminded people of the public swimming pool in the kindergarten in summer.
The large paper-pasted plastic sailboard under Liang De's feet was corroded and dissolved at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the water was still becoming yellower and more violent.
He didn't have time to think about it, so he swung a spoon on the water surface and jumped forward with the recoil force.
After this brief contact, the front end of the spoon had been corroded, leaving only a wedge-shaped tip. Liang De exhaled and shouted, holding the broken but strong-willed spoon and stabbing it towards the inner wall of the high sink, trying to find a foothold for himself.
Duang!
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