Fist of Imagination

Euthanasia?

It’s not that big of a deal, brother! Isn't it just that the secret love was exposed?

I can't get love and lose both my life and property, but I don't want to die!

Have you ever lost 8,000 kilowatt-hours of electricity due to online dating? !

Because of the drastic change in expression, several patches of color on the face of the pixelated Sun Xunqiao cracked, like an egg tart that had burst its skin in the oven.

He hesitated and said nothing for a while.

"Consultant Sun, I need to redeem the euthanasia medical package. Please remove the control of the life guidance system on me."

Seeing Sun Xunqiao's delay in responding, Jiang Shanjiao repeated what he just said.

"Mr. Jiang, if you feel that chatting up as the first task is too difficult, we can discuss it again. This matter has not reached the point of committing suicide..."

Encountering this kind of Dongguo boy who was crazy about love and wanted to live or die, Sun Xunqiao didn't know what to say for a while, so he had to make concessions constantly, but Jiang Shanjiao still insisted on his own ideas and repeatedly asked for euthanasia. .

During the tug-of-war, more and more cracked patches of color appeared on Consultant Sun’s face, resembling an over-roasted pineapple bun.

This situation was not taken into account at all in the speech I prepared before. Now I can only find ways to delay time and come up with new rhetoric!

"Mr. Jiang, wait a moment!"

Sun Xunqiao pointed forward, and with the other hand, he took two black blocks from the colorful squares that kept falling on the screen and put them on his eyes to use as sunglasses. He also broke off a few pieces from the bright yellow pixel face and connected them together. Twist it into a big gold chain and wrap it around your neck.

Jiang Shanjiao looked at the pixel man who suddenly changed his clothes in his consciousness, and his whole soul fell into confusion. Liang De, who was watching in secret, also fell into a daze.

What is he going to do...

Brother, are you sick?

Under the bewildered gazes of Jiang Shanjiao and Liang De, Sun Xunqiao shook his head rhythmically, adding artificial granular magnetism to his voice:

"It's useless to talk more, Mr. Jiang. I once wrote a few short poems, which are just for untying your knot. The power of music is better than a thousand words. Listen carefully!

YO, YO, Check_It_Out…

Love is sincere and precious, but life is more valuable. It is easy to throw people away in the fleeting time. When will the spring flowers and autumn moon come? There are so many beautiful mountains and rivers. There are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world. The green mountains are faint and the water is far away. Wow, this is good..."

Sun Xunqiao used his Chinese skills as a senior in high school to make up things on the spot. He raised the index and little fingers of his right hand, pressed his middle finger and ring finger with his thumb, made a metal gift and shook it hard, and kept drawing out the pixels from his mouth. Squeeze out poems with unclear meanings.

As Beidou, the king of online dating, his self-esteem does not allow him to ask Liang De for help, but there are too few poems that high school students must memorize!

What should I do, for the sake of rhyme, if I keep singing, I can only meow, meow, meow, meow!

Fortunately, his freestyle was not very attractive. He only sang for less than twenty seconds before he was interrupted by Jiang Shanjiao's voice in his consciousness.

"Who are you and why do you want to hack the telescreen?"

Sun Xunqiao stopped rapping, and the homemade pixel sunglasses on his face slid down to his cheekbones.

"Mr. Jiang, I am the life guidance counselor assigned to you by the Geyu Management Center. My name is..."

"You can't be a person sent by the Geyu Management Center.

The tasks issued by the Grid Domain Management Center are never negotiable. "

"Mr. Jiang, you may not know much about it. In fact, there are many factions within our Geyu Management Center. The ones who have been in power for a long time are the strict father faction, which is relatively ruthless, while I come from the amiable and loving mother faction. I am actually a male mother. This time... …”

Jiang Shanjiao said calmly in his mind:

“Among the 1,453 types of goods and services provided on the redemption page of the Geyu Management Center, there is no euthanasia medical kit.

Among the 330 products and services that have been removed from the shelves, there are no euthanasia medical kits.

Every grid citizen is a valuable resource, and the center does not allow any grid citizen to commit suicide.

Consultant Sun, who are you? "

Sun Xunqiao was about to talk nonsense to deal with it when he suddenly heard a burst of solemn music coming from behind.

Amidst the distant reverberation of piano, drums and bells, a man with clear jade face and mysterious appearance in ancient costume and sword slowly walked out, with black hair on his temples and a green shirt with big sleeves. He walked up to the yellow face in a fluttering manner. On the right side of the pixel man, he looks like a representation of heaven and man, with the appearance of a god.

The face of the man in ancient costume emits a warm jade-like shimmer, which illuminates the yellow-faced pixelated figure next to him a gloomy green.

Sun Xunqiao Yuanshen’s message:

"Junior brother, you have gone too far..."

It is said that the brain load of people in the industry is limited and cannot carry too much information. The two image qualities of left and right, you put it here and compare it with A card and N card with me!

Even the style of painting has fucking changed, okay?

"Senior brother, my martial arts soul is far inferior to yours. I have not mastered all forms of transformation. If I am so weak, it is normal for me to be able to connect most of my spiritual consciousness into his conscious space."

Liang De looked at the set of character skins copied from the popular Xianxia mobile game "Xuanhun Daozhang" in the previous life, and turned up the volume of the background music "Palace_Memories" a little higher. He felt that he couldn't be better. good.

Feeling refreshed and relaxed, is this what it feels like to be a beautiful man?

Liang De controlled the image of the swordsman in ancient costume and took two steps forward, blocking the dimly changed pixel Sun Xunqiao behind him, and the soul said:

"Senior brother, I told you to communicate with him openly and honestly. There will be no good end if you don't tell secrets and pretend to be a system deceiver.

I'll help you solve the trust problem, and you can just be responsible for teaching online dating. "

Jiang Shanjiao was startled by the sudden appearance of a man in costume and the sound of music. His consciousness trembled and he almost fainted.

At this time, the elegant man in ancient costume flicked his sleeves and shed light all over the sky, and the bright light spots like stars surrounded his conscious body.

"Brother, my special effects have been wiped out. You stabilize his consciousness. Yes, yes, yes, you use your natural power to hang him up and don't let him break."

Starry points of light continued to sink into Jiang Shanjiao's consciousness, and his trembling thoughts finally stabilized.

At this time, Liang De had already prepared his lines for the second grade:

"Geyu people, we are love masters from the love planet, and we are here specially to help you fall in love with Chi Xuexi.

The Geyu Management Center is not worth mentioning in our eyes, and no one on this planet can detect our actions.

You can put forward your own requirements for love, Geyu people.

As long as it can promote the love between you and Chi Xuexi, changing the whole world is nothing in our eyes. "

"Prove it to me."

The conscious body of Jiangshanjiao said so.

…

Tongxu APP, save the Sun Dog group.

"Bai Hekong: @Everyone, collect all the information and list the most likely heroines starting from Shan Futian!"

"Shan Futian: We have sent all the information to Senior Mu Yigui. He is the person who knows Senior Xunqiao's preferences best. Now he is the only one who can tell which of the 8000 Crystal Clusters is the destined girl."

"Mu Yigui: Yes, I have found the woman who asked Sun Gou to live and die for her!"

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