Fist of Imagination

"Welcome to the Xiangbei branch of Yingxuetang Bookstore. Now you can enjoy a 20% discount on the purchase of Yingxuetang's century-old outstanding novel award-winning works. Welcome to buy."

Zhao Yuhan read the words displayed on the screen on the cashier counter, and looked at the customer who walked into the bookstore with a slightly nervous business smile.

The new customer was wearing the uniform of a senior agent of the Evil Disaster Bureau. The oversized wide-brimmed hat on his head was a little deformed, and the chest of his shirt was also a little deformed because of excessive chest extension.

He did not reply to Zhao Yuhan's words, stretched out his hand to signal her to keep quiet, and then looked into the bookstore.

The view was blocked by the screen that divided the area, and nothing was found.

He took out his mobile phone and dialed and waited for a while.

The other party still did not answer.

He straightened his wide-brimmed hat, walked calmly to Zhao Yuhan, showed his Evil Disaster Bureau ID with his left hand, and showed a photo with his right hand, saying:

"Citizen, I am Ye Ge, a senior and experienced agent of the Evil Disaster Bureau of Xiangbei City. I need your cooperation in the investigation.

Have you seen the person in the photo today?"

Zhao Yuhan looked down and saw a work photo of Yu Peihuan on the phone screen.

"You are looking for Sister Peihuan. She is not here. She said she had something urgent to do in the morning and left. I don't know where she went."

Ye Ge put away his ID and phone and was about to say "Thank you for your cooperation". Suddenly, the hair on his back stood up, as if a hungry Bell Gerris was staring at him with ill intentions for three days. The heavy breathing sound like a beast was still far away in the last second, and it was in his ears in the next second.

After a hand was placed on his shoulder, Ye Ge shrank his shoulders like a quail, and then he felt his pocket lighten. The pack of cigarettes that he had just opened and smoked only two cigarettes in the morning was held in the hands of the person behind him.

"Big Head, why do you always smoke Zhongli flue-cured tobacco? I'm almost tired of it. Aren't you tired of it?"

"Brother Liang... why are you here..."

"Uncle Liang, it turns out that you are the one playing with the swivel chair."

Zhao Yuhan was not surprised to see Liang De in the bookstore. She was very creative and had already detected the fluctuation of extraordinary power on her father's 996 medical bracelet. At that time, she also reported the case to the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau, but received no response.

The manufacturer behind this black technology bracelet must not be an ordinary organization.

Such an unknown product can be sold in Xiangbei and spread across the country. It is impossible without the tacit approval of the Evil Disaster Bureau. Maybe it is a product made by the Evil Disaster Bureau itself.

Treating hair loss, selling bracelets, smoking and eating skewers... Uncle Liang is probably an external staff of the Evil Disaster Bureau.

Ye is so kind and polite to the outsiders, but he is a bit too big-headed...

"It's not about playing with the swivel chair, it's about being bullied in the workplace."

"Bullying in the workplace?"

"This kind of thing is too cruel for high school students, it's better for you not to know."

Seeing Zhao Yuhan's disapproving look on his face, Liang De added:

"Of course, I know you have actually learned a lot of dark knowledge... But don't tell me that you play your innocent girl and I play my independent adult. I don't treat you as a child. , let's respect each other."

"Oh..."

Liang De covered the cigarette butt with amber inner energy, lit the cigarette he had quit, patted Ye Ge's left shoulder and said:

"Big head, your smoking addiction is too heavy, which damages your good image as one of the ten outstanding young people. I have been in Xiangbei for a while, and I have to help you quit smoking.

In short, you should buy a different kind of cigarette first, buy a more expensive one that you are not used to, which will definitely help you quit smoking. "

"Brother Liang, I have something else to do, so I will..."

Ye Ge's right shoulder suddenly sank.

"What are you looking for Yu Peihuan for?"

He turned his head and saw that his shoulders shrank even tighter, like a quail that had been pinched by an electric griddle.

"Sister Zhixian... Today, two magic girls in the training base had their magic power run wild, and the situation is quite complicated.

The two new recruits are both relatively qualified seedlings. Doctor Liu in the base can only help them stabilize their vital signs, but cannot eliminate the noise in their magic power. Tomorrow there will be an important training related to the mid-year evaluation, and she is almost crying in anxiety.

After Director Zhou was transferred, Director Yu is the only first-level adjustment lawyer left in the bureau, and she suddenly cannot be contacted, so I will help Doctor Liu to find her."

"Only Yu Peihuan is left... I am not a first-level adjustment lawyer?

That's right, I have retired for so long, and the bureau has long forgotten me. After re-employment, they will treat me as non-existent. What special consultant of the magic girl unit is just an empty title.

Forget it, forget it, it's meaningless, I will apply for resignation tomorrow. I, Li Zhixian, have nothing else but backbone, and I will not eat a dollar of empty salary from your Xiangbei Bureau."

As Li Zhixian spoke, his palm slapped Ye Ge's shoulders again and again, and the dangerous shock made him start to make a buzzing sound from head to toe, and even the floor under his feet seemed to be concave.

Ye Ge was slapped by Li Zhixian, and he was half a head shorter. He couldn't say anything, so he could only look at Liang De for help.

Brother Liang, you have smoked so many packs of my cigarettes... You shouldn't just stand by and watch me die.

Liang De immediately looked away, out of sight, out of mind. He stuffed the cigarette back into Ye Ge's pocket, looked at the ceiling and turned away.

Workplace bullying is more ferocious than a tiger. I'm going to run away, Big Head, you take care of yourself.

He had just taken two steps when Li Zhixian grabbed his clothes from behind.

"The Magic Girl Training Base is in the southern suburbs of the city. It's faster to fly there. I'm too lazy to transform. Old Liang, please drive me a car."

"Ah?"

"I'm free anyway, so I'll go check out the level of the new recruits in recent years, and sort out the two girls with rampaging magic."

Liang De had no interest in being a fish-carrying space tool, and immediately refused:

"Just now I saw a few girls patrolling in the sky on steel brooms, just ask one to carry you.

I haven't finished reading "You Never Know Which Will Come First, Tomorrow or Hair Loss". As the saying goes, all things are inferior, only reading is superior. You can find someone else."

"Big Head, how many regional beauty pageant champions are there among the new magic girls who joined the army this year?"

"Six or seven, about the same as in previous years." Ye Ge was a little confused. Why did Sister Zhixian suddenly ask me this?

I saw a blue light flashing in the bookstore, and waves of tides sounded in the void again, and the strong extraordinary power fluctuations spread like waves.

A moment later, a two-seater convertible sports car with mechanical bat wings on the side stopped outside the bookstore, and the powerful engine sounded eager to try.

"Get in the car, time waits for no one, saving people is the most important thing."

Li Zhixian shook his head and sat in the passenger seat of the sports car.

Old Liang, you are such a person...sometimes you are so understanding that people despise you.

Mr. Liang, who is eager to do good for others, fastened his seat belt with a serious face, stepped on the accelerator, and flew her to the magic girl training base in the south of the city.

...

The next day, Yingxuetang Xiangbei Branch.

Zhao Yuhan held a plate of cupcakes she made at home, secretly glanced at Li Zhixian at the entrance of the library area, and after confirming that she was not sleeping, she quickly walked to her side.

The little girl was about to take out the cake and talk to Li Zhixian, but found that the cake on the plate had disappeared without a trace.

Liang De ate the cupcake in his hand in two or three bites behind the book, and said while shaking the back of the swivel chair:

"She doesn't like sweets. Xiaohan, it's useless to try to please her with this. You might as well bring her two kilograms of dried tofu for drinking."

Li Zhixian rubbed his eyebrows to dispel some of his morning grumpiness, looked up at Zhao Yuhan, and said to the little girl:

"No need to promote. I'm waiting for the discount in May to buy "Work Hard in the Next Life". I don't want to buy other books for the time being, and I can't afford them even if I want to.

The uncle behind you is just a little shabby, but he lacks good looks instead of money. He is much richer than me. There are few books in this store that he can't afford. Go and promote them to him."

Zhao Yuhan held the plate in front of the clerk's apron and shook her head quickly.

"I'm not trying to sell... Um, sister, are you a magical girl?"

"I used to be."

Mr. Liang, who was unreasonably criticized for his shabby appearance, leaned over and said:

"Xiao Han, you asked this question without any sense.

Your Aunt Li is almost 30 years old, and she still calls you a magic girl. These four words don't fit your Aunt Li's mature and steady temperament. She's more like the head of the magic neighborhood committee."

Before Liang De finished speaking, Li Zhixian kicked her and her chair away for dozens of meters, almost sliding all the way from the library to the door.

"Aunt Li, I will come back!"

Li Zhixian reached out and pulled out the porcelain plate that Zhao Yuhan was holding, stood up and threw it at Liang De on the swivel chair like throwing a discus.

Die!

After throwing the plate, she adjusted her retro round-frame glasses and looked at the bookstore girl in front of her.

Don't you recognize me anymore...

That's right, she was still young at that time, and after such an incident, the aftermath team must have used a spell to fade their memories.

Well, it's better not to remember such things.

Unfortunately, I can't drink too much, and I can't forget it no matter how much I drink.

"Do you want to be a magic girl?"

"Yeah!" Zhao Yuhan nodded vigorously and said:

"Actually, I have participated in the selection of the magic girl unit twice. The first time, my inspiration didn't meet the standard, and the second time, it was because my cultural performance didn't meet the standard...

My performance is much better than before, and my magic power reserve is more than doubled than the last test. I will definitely pass the selection this year.

Sister, can you tell me some things to pay attention to in the new enlistment training? I want to prepare in advance, perform better after enlistment, and become a formal magic girl to protect everyone as soon as possible."

"Didn't Yu Peihuan tell you about these things?"

Zhao Yuhan shook her head and said:

"Sister Peihuan is very busy at work every day. Occasionally, she calls me and only asks me about my studies. When I ask her, she says that she will know after enlistment, and there is no need to rush to ask now..."

"There is no need to ask in the future."

Li Zhi Xianwo returned to the light blue lazy sofa next to the bookshelf and said:

"I have seen many girls like you who have only learned about magic girls on TV and the Internet. The imaginary magic girls and the real magic girls are completely different.

I will give you a piece of advice today. You can be a shining girl or an ignorant girl in the future, but don't be a magic girl.

The Evil Disaster Bureau is ten times more evil than a black-hearted company. Being a magic girl does not have two days off or annual leave. You work day and night, and the salary is low and the work is heavy. They talk to you about dedication and sacrifice every day, but they don't give you a raise. One year is like ten years. Anyone who has done it knows it.

Fighting evil god sects and magic crimes is dirty, tiring and dangerous. If you are not careful, you will kneel down. Some evil god believers are stinkers than canned herrings, and some evil god believers are uglier than anglerfish. Even so, there are still magic girls willing to degenerate into evil god believers. You should know how miserable it is to be a magic girl.

Don’t believe the propaganda reports on TV. Those beautiful, cool and clean magic girls in news programs are all carefully selected office staff. They put on makeup for several hours before appearing on the screen, and they also do beauty processing in the later stage. Among the real magic girls, few are clean and have good skin.

When I was a magic girl, skin care products expired every time I bought them, and I never used them up. I only washed my hair once every two or three weeks when I was busy. Later, I just made dreadlocks.

You study hard and get into a good university. Use your magic qualifications to find a decent and high-paying job, such as a magic scholar, a magic tuner, etc., which is much better than being a magic girl. "

Zhao Yuhan showed an incomprehensible expression on her face and said:

"But being a magic girl is not an ordinary job. Magic girls are heroes who protect the country and the people, and are the swords of the sky against evil..."

Li Zhixian collapsed on the sofa and said impatiently:

"What hero? Do you think I look like a hero? The Magic Girls Corps has heroic deeds and heroic moments, but there are no heroes. Only those who sacrifice themselves are called heroes. If they don't sacrifice themselves, they can do whatever they should do after being heroes. Dead Magic Girls are monuments, and living Magic Girls are screws.

What's good about being a hero? Just ask a few adults and ask them whether they want to be a hero or a rich second generation.

If you have money and no illness, who would choose to wear tights and steel battle suits to be a hero?

No more, I'm going to sleep. "

She yawned and closed her eyes, no longer talking to Zhao Yuhan, and didn't see the disappointed expression on the little girl's face.

...

"Uncle Liang, is that sister really a magic girl?"

Liang De, who was squatting at the door of Yingxuetang Bookstore smoking, turned around and saw the slightly confused expression on Zhao Yuhan's face.

"Yes, she was re-employed by the Evil Disaster Bureau after retiring. Now she is a special consultant to the Magic Girl Corps of the Evil Disaster Bureau in Xiangbei City.

But she looks like she may be a little non-mainstream in the group of magic girls... It's normal for you to have this question. ”

“Why does she dislike magical girls so much and persuade me not to participate in the selection?”

“Isn’t it normal to hate what you do? Let alone magical girls, even a hairy crab taster wouldn’t want to go to work after working for a long time.”

“But magical girls are not ordinary jobs. Magic girls are heroes!”

Zhao Yuhan raised her voice and said:

“Why do you and her use work as an example? A hero doesn’t care about fame or fortune at all. He is willing to sacrifice himself for a just cause. Only such a person can be called a hero.”

Liang De lowered his head and smoked, saying:

“Let’s not talk about heroes first. You should worry about yourself first. ”

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