Fist of Imagination

Chapter 202 Why not go home?

Before entering the aquatic products market, Liang De and Bai Hekong secretly observed the appearance of the ghosts in the market so that they could sneak into them in disguise.

There are many types of ghosts and monsters in the underworld in this world, with different appearances. The more mainstream ones are humans with animal heads and human faces and humans with human faces and animal bodies. These two categories account for more than 60%. Most of them are natives of the underworld, and are weird creatures of flesh and blood.

Most of the dead souls from the underworld retain the wonderful moments of death. Some have golden pillows of durian on their heads, some have transparent bullet holes in their chests, and some have mace iron bars behind them. These ghosts generally have sad faces and look unhappy. So happy.

There are quite a few ghosts and monsters whose appearance is the same as that of humans in the world, which is not uncommon, so Liang De and Bai Hekong dress up very simply. They only need to gather a lot of yin energy on their bodies to cover up the aura of strangers, and then slightly adjust their looks. .

Lao Liang cut off his head and put it in his armpit. He smeared some scarlet-colored inner energy on the broken parts of his face and neck. He also smeared his T-shirt until it looked like someone had poured Mapo tofu all over him. He's a blood-based headless monster.

He retrieved his soul memory in real time in the revolving door of life, dragging it 360 degrees to see the effect of this set of "Ghost Skin", with a satisfied expression on his head tucked into his armpit.

Not bad, not bad, it matches my temperament very well. I will be a fierce man in life and a fierce ghost in death. This is the romance of men!

Bai Hekong deftly made a white-faced and red-eared fox mask with his fingers, dotted a crimson cherry blossom pattern on one side of the fox's face, and pinned it to her temples. She lifted the hem of her skirt and turned it lightly, and several swaying ocean blue flowers appeared around it. There is a floating Japanese monster girl next to the lustful will-o'-the-wisp and headless fierce ghost.

"Let's go, take the lead, brother."

At the fishery market, Liang De raised his head with both hands and took a look around. Most of the stall owners were ghosts with fish heads, and he didn't know if there were any distant relatives of Ah Yun.

This aquatic product market has strict rules. The stall owner with carp heads sells carp, the stall owner with crab heads sells crabs, the stall owner with lobster head sells lobsters, and the stall owner with long snail heads sells snails. There is a vague feeling about my son and me. It means that you can't fight if you can.

So the stall owner selling turtle tortoise has a head that... Liang De can't look directly at. Fortunately, he can hold his head between his legs and don't have to look directly at him.

"Boss, help me pick up my head."

After Liang De gave his head to the turtle boss, he put his hands into the water tank and lifted up two turtles, a male and a female. His natural power quietly penetrated under the carapace and determined the age of the two turtles at the cellular level.

Seventy-three, eighty-four, an old man and a young wife, with a pear tree weighing down the begonias. They are old enough, but...

"Boss, are these two turtles of yours the original match?"

The two mung beans of the turtle boss blinked again and again, and said doubtfully:

"First wife?"

"Yes, I plan to buy it for my friend who is getting married. It's not a bad omen for the original wife."

What a good sign it is that you buy the original tortoise as a gift to the newlyweds!

The turtle boss was born with slow movements, but his thinking speed was no slower than that of other races. He immediately said seriously:

"Sir, men always want to be the first, but women want to be the last.

You bring this pair of turtles home and stew them in a pot so that they can become each other's last friends. This is the most romantic thing I can think of.

Such a romantic gift is perfect for newlyweds. "

The soft-shell turtle boss's voice is sincere and sincere. If it weren't for his head image problem, he might have become a great aquatic products salesman just with this voice.

Liang De was deeply moved by the turtle boss's fiery view of love, and then turned around and went to the stall selling crabs next to him.

"Boss, do you have a crab that has been your original wife for more than thirty years?"

Mr. Krabs put down the Krabby Patty with his left pincer and hit the carapace on his chest hard:

“If you want your original wife’s aquatic products, just come to me!”

He took out a pair of palm-sized blue crabs stacked together from the water tank and introduced them to Liang De.

According to Mr. Crab, after the male crabs of this type of Yinhe water crab become sexually mature at the age of fifty, they will look for female crabs that are around forty years old and are only one time away from molting. Catch it tightly and control it firmly under the plastron, and mate with the female crab only after she has shed her shell and matures. Therefore, this pair of Yinhe water crabs is definitely the first mate.

How despicable...the crab of the underworld.

Liang De tapped the back shell of the male crab above to confirm that the age of the pair of crabs was indeed the same as Mr. Crab said, so he exchanged the pair of crabs with him for a piece of blue cloth made of fantasy sea mysterious energy.

The blue cloth was tough and durable, invulnerable to water and fire, and could not be scratched by a sword. Mr. Crab used his big pliers to cut it more than a dozen times before cutting a small gap. He immediately put it away happily and gave it to Liang. A small jar of homemade butter.

"Liang De! There are also seafood for sale here! Come and try some."

Liang De walked towards Bai Hekong carrying the crabs strung up on straw ropes.

"Sir, you forgot your head!"

Liang De didn't look back, took out a new head and put it under his arm, waved his hand and said:

"It's okay, I'll give it to you."

"Why are there still seafood? Don't they sell fresh seafood here?"

Liang De picked up a sea rabbit from the water tank and smelled it.

"It's quite fresh. How did you bring it here?"

The fish head stall owner with wings on his back said with a naive smile: "This place is less than 200 miles away from the sea. My brother and I caught fish from the sea and flew here overnight to keep it fresh."

"Then I'll buy a few more. Such fresh sea rabbits don't even need to be seasoned. If you simmer them in water, the Buddha next door will be so greedy that he will jump over the wall."

"Don't look at the pen-tube fish yet, come and try their oysters."

Bai Hekong pried open an oyster, picked out the oyster meat with the tip of the oyster knife and handed it to Liang De.

"Why let me try it, can't you eat it yourself?"

"You won't die from eating it anyway."

Okay... that's right.

Most of the members of the Lu School have practiced the steel-like body forging method, and they have practiced to the level of five internal organs like furnaces. Drinking molten iron and copper can satisfy hunger. Their digestive systems are extremely terrifying. Eating a few seafood from the underworld is not a big problem. It's not like ordinary people eating game. If you're not careful, you will get sick.

Liang De rubbed out a spray gun and aimed it at the oyster meat, then took a bite and chewed it twice.

"It's quite sweet, a bit like white pearl oysters, but the aftertaste is strong, with a bit of fruit and milk flavor, tender and refreshing, pretty good."

"Will ordinary people get into trouble if they eat it?"

"Ordinary people, what kind of ordinary people?"

"Ordinary people in World 415."

"It should be fine." Liang De felt the feedback from his digestive system, "People with weak constitutions may have diarrhea for two days after eating it, but it's no big deal."

"Well, then I'll go back and make oyster omelette for her."

"Can you make oyster omelette?"

"Who are you looking down on? My hometown Right by the sea, many girls do this. "

Liang De nodded and asked casually:

"I heard that you are just so-so at Mo's Heavy Industry, why don't you go back to your hometown? There is no future in toy design at Mo's Heavy Industry."

Bai Hekong frowned, "Who did you hear that from?"

"It's the anonymous person in your department. He is a gossipy person. He talks about nothing in the group every day. We, the upright straight men, are very annoyed by him."

Liang De remained calm, with a righteous look on his face in his armpits.

Bai Hekong put the oysters, dried oysters, scallops and other seafood he bought into Hai Na Huan Zang.

Huh, it seems that the dead eel is still living too leisurely. I will report him for taking on outsourcing from competitors when I go back.

The girl reached out to take off the fox mask on her temples, pretending to look down at the string to prevent Liang De from seeing her expression.

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