Fist of Imagination

"I mean you don't have to pay it back, just treat me to a drink after receiving the bonus."

Li Zhixian was overjoyed when he heard this, and shamelessly hugged Yu Peihuan's arm and shook it violently, pinching his throat to make a sweet and flattering voice:

"I know our Huanhuan treats me the best, so she is not ruthless, cruel, or unreasonable!"

"Go, go, go, don't move, the headphones are going to fall off.

Tomorrow we will go to the county town and buy a few more packs of Dengying beef."

"Why, are you going to bring local specialties to Lao Huang?"

"You secretly ate a few packs of Dengying beef during class."

"Ahem... Teacher Li replenishes energy for teaching and educating people, can Is that called stealing food? "

"Many children saw and smelled that you, Teacher Li, replenished your energy and were particularly greedy. After class, some of them couldn't help but ask me what you ate. Buy them some to try before leaving."

"Then I'll buy two more packs. Don't tell me, the ones bought in western Sichuan are better than those bought in Xiangbei. Ah... It will be difficult to eat such authentic Dengying beef in the future, but Dengying beef is also very expensive. I regret not having enough money when I need it. I'm so angry!"

...

The meteor fell to the ground, and the magic girl sent by the Brazilian Bureau to support finally arrived. After a brief meeting between the two sides, they began to seal off the scene, transfer the wounded, and comfort the people.

Halfway through the aftermath, Li Zhixian suddenly jumped up and rushed into the scene shouting, and Yu Peihuan couldn't stop him.

"Sister! That hair is mine, don't put it away yet!

Do you have anyone here who wants to buy long hair? How much is it? I use Kérastase silicone-free shampoo to wash my hair every day, and my hair is in great condition!"

...

After the aftermath, the mission record came to an end. The following records were all very trivial things, such as Li Zhixian and Yu Peihuan saying goodbye to the students of Muya Township Central Primary School after the last class, and they left their contact addresses to Buchi Benma and agreed to write to each other in the future...

The holographic image in front of Liang De disappeared, and he was a little hesitant holding the snowflake-shaped pink crystal in his hand.

Should I continue to read other records? It seems a bit unrighteous to do so.

Liang De originally had no psychological burden to read Li Zhixian's mission record, because Brother Xian was a salted fish, a social person, and a mediocre person. He always treated that wine-stained salted fish as a buddy. There is no need to be so particular between buddies.

But after watching this mission record of her and Yu Peihuan, Liang De felt... Let's not talk about how Brother Xian is now. Li Zhixian, who had not yet been deeply socialized seven years ago, was not annoying. He was even a little cute and a little worthy of respect.

Liang De held his head, and the four core souls played two roles. In his consciousness, a more intense battle between "Liang" and "De" began.

"Ade! I can't watch it anymore!

As an adult straight man who has established a school, how can you do such a thing that disrespects girls!"

"Haha, Lao Liang, you are too hypocritical and narrow-minded!

Are only girls worthy of respect? Uncles and aunts, grandpas and aunts, little brothers and sisters, muscle guys, two-dimensional tools, greasy men, eel heads, everyone should be respected, but...

Lao Liang, ask yourself, do you really respect everyone!"

"I..." Lao Liang's expression changed drastically, and he was hesitant to speak.

"No! You don't! You are just a two-faced person!

Since not everyone actually respects you, why must you respect Li Zhixian today!

What kind of adult is this? I, Ade, am just an ignorant 27-year-old boy, full of curiosity about the world!

Lao Liang, a room full of magical girl mission records is in front of you. Are you a real macho? If you are, show me now!"

"No!"

Lao Liang roared in his heart:

"I have a foul mouth, double standards, and I am argumentative. I am more sarcastic than breathing, but I know I am a Good boy!

Ade, a tough guy has his own way of doing things and his own way of not doing things. If you want to see it, you should ask if the other person is willing to let you do it!

Taking without asking is a thief. If you do that, what is the difference between you and a voyeur and a thief!

How can a tough guy do such a thing? After I followed Xiaoshaoer on Weibo and she removed it, I never looked at her Weibo, let alone followed her with a small account to peek at her.

This is a real tough guy! "

Liang De's body shook wildly, dispelling the old Liang and Ade in his consciousness, and resolutely walked out of the confidential file storage room of the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau.

Maybe Li Zhixian is indeed not worthy of respect now, but the 19-year-old magical girl who carried out love and justice back then is worthy!

Liang De walked out of the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau. It was already dark, and the traffic during the evening rush hour was very noisy. From time to time, drivers pressed down the windows to spray each other, using the most direct swear words to question whether the other party could drive.

The car has been around for less than two hundred years, but the phenomenon of drivers looking down on each other is more serious than that of intellectuals. Although the emergence of rush hour has caused traffic congestion, it has also effectively developed the culture of cursing, which is of far-reaching significance.

Mr. Liang was originally a well-mannered and polite adult. Since he took a colleague's car to and from get off work during rush hour, he has unknowingly learned a lot of vulgar words from all over the world.

This is the hidden special effect of the driver's license - improving eloquence!

Liang De never forgets to learn. He listened to the quarrel between the two drivers who had rear-ended each other with his left ear, and at the same time took out his mobile phone to call Huang Chuanchao, the director of the Xiangbei Evil Disaster Bureau.

"Lao Liang, you have finished reading so many mission records? That's amazing.

I just arrived at the dining place, and the dishes are not served yet. Do you want to come and eat with me?

I just chatted with Qin Xiao, the manager of Yingxuetang Xiangbei Branch. He said you know each other. Why don't you come and catch up?"

Qin Xiao? The scapegoat who beat up penguins in Antarctica?

"No, no, I have something else to do.

Brother Huang, do you know where Yu Peihuan lives?"

...

Liang De waved goodbye to Yu Peihuan who had returned from poverty alleviation, and walked out of the community where she lived with an unopened express box in his hand.

The sender column of the express delivery slip read "Buchi Benma", and the sender's address was a public kindergarten in western Sichuan.

Arriving at the Hongye Building Apartment, Liang De stood at the door and opened the carton. After thinking for a while, he only took out a bag of Dengying beef, and put all the others into the storage space of Haina Huanzang, preparing to return them to Yu Peihuan when he had time.

He pushed the door open and entered the room. Li Zhixian was sitting on the floor with his back against the sofa watching a TV series. He had an owl named Lili on his head and was holding a bottle of Bunnahabhain single malt whisky from Islay. He looked like he had lost all hope in life.

Liang Deyang threw the bag of Dengying beef to Li Zhixian.

"Teacher Fengxian said that Dengying beef is too oily. Eating too much will cause hair loss. I'm giving it back to you."

Li Zhixian pounced on the bag of Dengying beef and happily opened it to eat. His spirit was like a corpse resurrected from the dead.

Liang Deyang sat on the sofa and glanced at the TV screen.

"Eh? Didn't you basically only watch romance dramas before? Why are you watching this now?"

You know the update for the day when I lost something.

What I lost can't be found again, but I must be on time for full attendance this month!