Fist of Imagination
Chapter 165 Put Down the Lemon
Liang De stretched out his hand to reach for the artifact that was closely related to his martial arts soul, but Tai Feng took the lead and grabbed a quarter of Du Gongtai's refining ten thousand scroll bookmark in his hand.
Tai Fengxian opened his hands, and he applied a special skin effect on the pair of gold-rimmed glasses, turning them into a golden hoop with auspicious clouds.
He solemnly held the golden hoop in his hand and placed it in front of Liang De.
There was neither sadness nor joy on Liang De's face, and he said:
"Teacher Fengxian, I begin to understand what you are saying.
In the past, I looked at things in a vague way without thinking.
When I made returning to my hometown in Blue Star my first goal, everything became clearer than ever before.
I have realized that love is not a necessity in life. "
"Ade, sweet love in this world, are you no longer a lemon?"
"It doesn't matter, there is no joy in being in love, no pain in being single, the person you like the most is not necessarily the most suitable person, and the most suitable person is not necessarily the person you like the most.
What I want to do most is not to be with the person I like the most, although I also want to be with the person I like the most, but..."
But, I want to go back to the people who love me the most.
"Adé, before putting on this golden hoop, do you have anything else to say?"
Liang De suddenly took three steps back and said to Tai Feng:
"Teacher Fengxian, won't this golden hoop of yours mean that once you put it on you will no longer be able to touch any human lust?"
Du Gongtai smiled and said: "He just applied a special effect on his skin to enhance the sense of ritual. It looks like a golden hoop. The pair of glasses I made definitely have no function of stopping your love."
Liang De then confidently picked up the gold hoop and put it on his head, and said seriously:
"Teacher Fengxian, I will never fall in love again in this earthly world and test the true love in all the worlds. I, Liang De, am willing to bear it!"
"Hahahahaha, the weather is turbulent, and my sun is prosperous!
Ade, go look in the mirror! "
Tai Fengxian and Du Gongtai laughed and disappeared into the sofa. The voice that echoed in the LOFT apartment was neither male nor female. It had no characteristics and no one knew who it was.
Liang De touched the top of his head, but couldn't find the golden hoop.
He stroked his hands downwards, but there was nothing on the bridge of his nose.
He regurgitated what he had learned throughout his life. Whether it was recalling the girl who most excited his heart or recalling the important learning materials on his hard drive in his previous life, he did not feel any restraint on his head.
"What do you mean, promotions and rewards are all illusions?"
Liang De walked to the bathroom sink mirror. In the mirror, he was wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses.
Liang De couldn't help but stretched out the middle finger of his right hand to hold the bridge of his glasses. Part of his own extraordinary power suddenly disappeared, and several lines of square and small Song Simplified Number 2 characters appeared in his field of vision:
[Name: Non-Existent Glasses]
【type:? ? ? 】
【quality:? ? ? 】
[Special Effects: 1. Uneven Mirror: Call part of "The Mirror of the World" to conduct an appraisal of the specified item. The final interpretation right of this special effect belongs to... it is not you anyway; 2. In the world: the holder will definitely travel through time after turning on this special effect. Go to a world where intelligent creatures exist; 3. The man in the trap: Increases the probability that the holder will meet the master of Yingxue Hall after traveling through time. 】
[Note: Armani! My Armani! 】
Liang De immediately took out the virginity certificate Tai Fengxian gave him and pushed the "non-existent glasses" to activate the identification effect.
[Name: Deputy Director-level Virgin Certificate (Thunder Four Friends Joint Edition)]
[Type: Soul Weapon]
[Quality: Legend]
[Special effects: 1. Bachelor: Improve pure yang, ward off evil, destroy demons, and immortality attributes. The holder can practice all skills with a child body as a prerequisite; 2. Cherry Orchard: The holder can perform this on others three times a day Virgin identification; 3. Crime and punishment: the holder causes double damage to non-virgin creatures]
[Note: Loneliness is a powerful alias]
Liang De stared at the mirror for a long time, then immediately threw the deputy director's virginity certificate into the depths of his soul, and then shouted at the top of his lungs:
"Brother Xian! Everyone is gone, do me a favor!"
Li Zhixian appeared with a beer carton in his hand, carrying a bottle of wine and said:
"what?"
Mr. Liang made a gesture, spread his fingers in front of his face, and said:
"How do I feel about my glasses?"
Li Zhixian looked at Liang De and then in the mirror and said:
"Where are the glasses? Lao Liang, are you under too much work pressure and a little abnormal? The Evil Disaster Bureau provides free psychological counseling for employees. Do you want to make an appointment for you?"
Liang De adjusted his glasses, which only he could sense, and said:
"No, I'm fine.
Brother Xian, you don’t need to help me find a suitable time-travel mission. I have other plans next, which will make your work in vain. I’m sorry.
"It's okay." Li Zhixian was very generous, "I haven't started looking for you yet."
"Fine……"
Li Zhixian exited the bathroom holding the beer box and lay on the floor of the living room, sniffing.
She lifted the floorboard and looked at the empty dark compartment with a dull expression.
"Old Liang, I hid a bag of Dengying beef here..."
Liang De's face didn't change and he said: "I was eaten by Tai Fengxian, let alone under the floor. He is an evil boss. It's useless for you to hide in the ends of the world."
Li Zhixian lay on the floor of the living room despairingly and didn't say a word for a long time.
"No, Brother Xian, you have been re-employed by the Evil Disaster Bureau, and you are not short of money at all. If you want to eat Dengying Beef, you can just go to the supermarket and buy another pack. There is no need to be so desperate."
Li Zhixian was lying on the ground motionless, saying:
"That package of beef was sent to me by a friend from eastern Sichuan. It is a specialty of Tongchuan. The ones sold in supermarkets are not that tasty at all!"
"If it was eaten, it was eaten. It's not a bad thing for you to drink two bottles less."
"You know shit!"
Liang De ignored the desperate salted fish lying on the ground, went out and took a taxi, and went straight to the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau.
Liang De passed through the automatic induction door on the first floor of the Evil Disaster Bureau, pressed the elevator up button, and waited for the elevator on the first floor.
The defensive barrier of the office building of the Evil Disaster Bureau is stacked, layer by layer. It is a redundant defense system that does not seek merit but seeks no fault. Flying directly up will definitely cause a big noise. It is safer to follow the normal procedure.
Liang De waited for a few minutes, and the elevator door opened at a uniform speed. A big-headed young man shrank in the elevator and dared not come out. He looked at Liang De and whispered:
"Liang, Liang brother..."
Liang De supported the elevator door with one hand, raised his nose, and soon frowned.
"Bighead, didn't you quit smoking? Why do you smell like cigarettes again?"
Brother Liang reached out and took out a pack of high-end cigarettes from the pocket of the fifth outstanding young man of the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau, sniffed it and put it in his own pocket.
"How can you not have any willpower? You are still an outstanding young man. If you can't quit smoking, can you still be called an outstanding young man?
Bighead, smoking is not a good thing. You should know shame!"
Liang De lit a cigarette of Bighead and held it in his mouth. He blew a few smoke rings in the amber inner air shield, with a tone of regret.
The outstanding young man Bighead had a dull expression. He was stunned by Mr. Liang's righteous expression and the terrifying extraordinary force potential energy. He didn't say anything for a long time.
"Forget it, quitting smoking is not a matter of one or two days. There is a long way to go.
Bighead, which leaders are in the bureau today? I have something to ask the leaders."
"Commissioner Liang, what do you want?"
Liang De looked back and saw a gentle and intellectual woman standing behind him with a smile.
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