Fist of Imagination

Yu Peihuan pursed her lips and smiled, then stretched out her hand to straighten the collar of Liang De's coat as if very casually.

"Zhixian used to be a very good magical girl, but she has been retired for a long time, and there is a certain gap between her and the active personnel in all aspects.

If Commissioner Liang wants to find capable personnel to assist him, our Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau has many outstanding operators to choose from. "

She took a step back and crossed her fingers together in front of the promotional poster for the top ten outstanding youths of the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau.

"If Commissioner Liang's important work really requires it, these nine senior officers of the Evil Disaster Bureau can be dispatched at any time, and I will do a good job of coordination."

Liang De said "hmm" as if he was thinking seriously. After a while, he said seriously:

"Well, Director Yu, are you free today? This important job of mine has relatively high requirements for appearance. It's best if a beautiful girl goes out with me to be foolproof. I think you, Director Yu, are very suitable."

Yu Peihuan and Li Zhixian looked at Liang De's simple Shiba Inu and were stunned for a moment.

Brother, don’t be ridiculous, do you still need to be good-looking for a job that you can participate in?

Yu Peihuan folded his hands and said softly: "In normal times, I am happy to work with Commissioner Liang, and I can learn advanced experience from the elites of the General Administration. However, Director Huang is not here recently, and I have to preside over the daily work of the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau. so……

In fact, there are many outstanding members of our bureau’s active Magical Girl Force who are both good in character, moral integrity and talent. I believe they can meet Commissioner Liang’s requirements. Why don’t you go to my office to look at the information first? "

It took Liang De hundreds of milliseconds to resist the temptation to read the information about active magical girls. He spoke with difficulty:

"Yu Bureau, in addition to good looks, this important job also requires a certain amount of alcohol. Is there anyone among the active magical girls who can drink better than Captain Li Zhixian?"

Yu Peihuan raised his voice slightly and said: "Commissioner Liang, Captain Li Zhixian is an early retiree. In principle, our Evil Disaster Bureau does not recommend the re-employment of this type of personnel. This is the spirit of the General Administration documents. Director Zhang of the General Administration is here This point has been reiterated in several important meetings, and you should also..."

Liang De lowered his head and used the soy milk straw to make a loud noise, interrupting Yu Peihuan's tirade.

"Bureau Yu, the General Administration also supports the temporary recruitment of non-staff personnel with special skills to help complete the work. Regardless of whether Captain Li Zhixian retires early or not, her appearance and drinking capacity are here, especially the latter. It can be said in Xiangbei City Don't think second thoughts.

Director Yu, if you have any objections, you can set up a table in the cafeteria and bring your senior officers out to compete.

Let me be blunt, the main reason I came to the bureau today was to register Captain Li Zhixian’s status as a specially recruited personnel and to restore her comprehensive law enforcement powers, including interrogation, search, on-site control, use of ordnance, killing bandits, etc. . "

"Okay." Yu Peihuan agreed with a smile.

Liang De didn't expect things to go so smoothly. He was about to say thank you in a fake way when he heard Yu Peihuan say:

"Let's set up a table in the canteen today at noon to compare our drinking capacity. We also asked Commissioner Liang to give us some on-the-spot guidance."

I don’t drink alcohol. What am I to teach you? Should I instruct you to carry cephalosporins in your pocket and raise whales at the bottom of the glass?

"Well..."

Liang De turned around to ask Brother Xian for his opinion, but saw that she was calm and composed, her eyes were shining brightly, and she exuded a master-like demeanor like Yue Zhiyuan Ting.

"What to drink, water of life?"

Yu Peihuan took out his mobile phone and sent a message, saying: "Distilled vodka is too harmful to the body. We are all colleagues. There is no need to work so hard. Let's drink some golden wheat."

"Isn't golden ale already banned in Xiangbei?"

"The contraband seized last week has been reported to the General Administration for us to handle on our own."

"Huanhuan, if you ever have something like this happen in the future, you can come to me directly..."

Li Zhixian smiled sweetly and walked towards Yu Peihuan. Liang De grabbed him and asked in a low voice: "What is golden ale?"

"Grain distilled liquor, 95 degrees, tastes okay."

"Ordinary medical alcohol is only 75%!"

"Isn't that right? I've drunk 95% alcohol." Li Zhixian questioned.

"That's for cleaning the UV lamp and lens!"

And why would you drink alcohol directly?

"Can you do it? There are at least nine people on the other side."

Li Zhixian laughed, took off the Kongwei roll-brimmed hat on his head, and said:

“Don’t tell me how many people you have, how good your health is, how good you are at drinking, and how profound your skills are.

A man never abandons the road, and a tiger never abandons the mountain. If you are afraid, don't touch the wine. If you are not afraid, just keep drinking.

Drinking, two words, one horizontal and one vertical, the loser goes out horizontally, only the standing ones are qualified to speak.

From the first time I drank until now, I have always stood up and talked. "

Li Zhixian straightened his waist and glanced at Yu Peihuan.

"Let's go."

…

Private room in the canteen of the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau.

When Yu Peihuan led Li Zhixian and Liang De through the door, nine men were already sitting at the round table.

There are many among the top ten outstanding young people.

Seeing the three people coming in, the nine outstanding young people immediately stood up.

"Ju Yu, Sister Zhixian."

Li Zhixian lazily waved his hand and motioned for the nine outstanding young people to sit down, and walked to the nearest seat.

Dozens of cases of golden ale were stacked against the wall, along with a similar amount of Jägermeister and purified water.

3 ounces of 95-proof golden ale, 3 ounces of 35-proof Jägermeister liqueur, 5 ounces of purified water, and 1/6 teaspoon of salt. This is the recipe for a cup of "instant death."

Cocktails that tend to make drinkers drunk often have appalling names, such as: zombie, death in the afternoon, Irish car bomb, struggling bastard, dying bastard, dead bastard, etc.

The above-mentioned high-intensity cocktails are usually ranked among the top ten drinks for losing virginity, along with the murderous Long Island Ice Tea, Northern Lights and other categories. However, the "moment of death" with golden ale as the main ingredient rarely appears on the list of drinks for losing virginity, probably because Love is precious, but life is even more valuable.

This kind of grain distilled liquor, second only to "water of life" in strength, has long been banned in most areas. Li Zhixian, who has not participated in anti-smuggling missions for a long time after retiring, has not tasted the "moment of death" for several years.

Commissioner Liang, who gave on-the-spot guidance, stood up and announced the rules. No extraordinary force was allowed, no alcohol was expelled from the body, no spilling of wine was allowed, and the one who drank the most was the winner.

Li Zhixian drank up a bottle of Jinmai while Liang De was talking. She threw the empty bottle back and stood firmly on the ground against the wall.

She picked up another bottle and drank it clean, and said to the nine outstanding young men with pale faces:

"If everyone drinks his own drink, you guys probably won't have the guts to compete with me for drinks.

Come one by one, it's a wheel battle, and whoever falls will be thrown out.

Whoever has the biggest head, you go first. "

The big-headed young man held his head and frowned: "Sister Zhixian, just shake me."

"Um?"

Yu Peihuan looked at the big-headed young man tenderly, making his scalp tingle.

"Sister Peihuan, I...I did it."

The big head closed his eyes, drank a bottle of golden ale, covered his mouth hard and slid it under the table, speaking incoherently:

"The nest is lost..."

The other eight people followed suit and ran away after blowing a bottle, covering their mouths. Only Yu Peihuan, Li Zhixian and Liang De were left at the round table.

Smell of wine, Liang De wrinkled his nose and said to Yu Peihuan:

"Ju Yu, the winner has been decided, let's go register."

Yu Peihuan didn't say anything. She picked up a bottle of golden ale and stood it upside down on the table. She cut off the bottom of the bottle with her hand and drank down every drop of the wine.

This gentle woman raised her eyebrows at Li Zhixian, her provocation not concealed.

The pair of old partners and old drinking friends who met again after several years smiled at each other and raised a new bottle of wine at the same time.

Tons tons tons tons tons tons tons.