Fish swimming around the world
Chapter 1918: Sun Lao Shenxian's fortune telling
Lu Tiezui stretched out his hand to hold the grass, pinched it and pondered for a while, then began to pinch his knuckles and muttered.
After a while, he frowned, "This grass... is not right..."
Jiang Fan said, "What's wrong?"
"Don't make a noise, don't make a noise." Lu Tiezui pushed him away and looked at Sun Daotong again, with great confusion in his eyes: "Let me calculate again, the calculation just now was not accurate..."
As he muttered for a long time, suddenly, his face changed drastically, but then shook his head: "No, no, it must be wrong, try again!"
Jiang Fan was also curious at this time: "Hurry up, why are you so slow?"
Lu Tiezui was a little doubtful: "Wait a little longer!"
After a long period of muttering, his face finally became strange, and then began to become bizarre, and then his mouth slowly opened, and finally stared at Sun Daotong lying in the haystack and said--
Lie on the grass!
Not surprisingly, he was hit by the old man: "How dare you scold me, you bastard?"
"Ah? No, no, not..."
Lu Tiezui fumbled with his hands, and his usually fluent speech became stammering.
"You, you... you are old..."
"I know I am old, tell me the conclusion of the fortune telling!"
The old man glanced at him.
"Ah, this, this..."
"What this and that, hurry up!"
Lu Tiezui squatted with a bitter face and took two steps back: "That... I was wrong, I won't be angry."
"That depends on whether what you said satisfies me or not, hurry up, I'll put you in the stove if you keep on nagging."
Lu Tiezui didn't dare to nag anymore, he could only slap Jiang Fan, then coughed: "This... the word grass means grass and trees, depending on the person's closeness to grass and trees... The only one who practices in the world who is close to grass and trees is... the pharmacist..."
He quietly raised his eyes to look at the old guy, and seeing that he didn't say anything, he could only continue to live in vain: "The old man just held a piece of grass, like a word, for the first, and held it vertically, it means to reach the sky, the world respects medicine, and it can be called the best in the world..."
Jiang Fan was stunned, knowing that he could live in vain, but this seemed too outrageous, he could even argue with this?
Lu Tiezui quietly moved back a little, but the old man was dissatisfied, so he grabbed him and said, "Why did you run so far? I can't eat you."
Lu Tiezui almost cried, "Yes, I can't eat you... but I'm afraid you'll poison me to death-"
After that, he kowtowed, "Junior Lu Sheng, I pay my respects to the Holy Hand Poison King, Old Immortal Sun-"
Sun Daotong was also a little confused, staring at him for a long time, and then he looked at Jiang Fan, "Where did you pick this thing up?"
Jiang Fan opened his mouth and half At noon, he rubbed his eyebrows: "Daicheng... Daicheng fortune-telling stall."
At this time, Lu Tiezui kept kowtowed: "Old immortal, it turns out to be you, the younger generation did not recognize Taiyue, and spoke rudely, I hope you don't blame me for not knowing."
Sun Daotong snorted: "Taiyue, don't compare me with them. By the way, have you seen me?"
Lu Tiezui shook his head repeatedly: "I only know that you have been to the imperial court, but the portrait... is not similar."
Lu Tiezui said carefully.
Jiang Fan pulled him: "You are good, you dare to say it if you don't look like it?"
Lu Tiezui said: "A fortune-teller only believes in the technique. If you don't believe in your own ability, how can you survive?"
Jiang Fan was also surprised: "You are really something, are you related to Zhou Taizu?"
Lu Tiezui hummed in his heart, it is true that I am related to you.
Take a peek at Sun Daotong, and see that this legendary old immortal looks unrecognizable, ruffian, and looks like an old monster. But fortunately, he calculated correctly, but he didn't expect that when he entered the kitchen, the one who was lighting the fire was actually Sun Daotong.
Although this old guy was known for his medical skills, he also had a nickname called the Poison King. Others didn't know, but he knew it in his heart, so he kept sneaking out to the back.
Sun Daotong pinched his goatee and looked at him: "Well, you are not inferior to Jiang kid in your ability to make up stories. Tell me, what do you want to do by getting close to Jiang kid? Don't lie to me. You know who I am. I have a thousand ways to make you tell the truth."
Lu Tiezui's face twitched, and he hurriedly said: "I am his uncle, I will never harm him!"
The old man was stunned: "Uncle? Which uncle?"
Lu Tiezui said: "The youngest one, his mother is my sister, you have treated my sister... I often wonder when I can thank you in person, but I didn't expect to meet you here today..."
Sun Daotong was stunned: "So, your last name is Jiang?"
"Yes, my real name is Jiang Ziyu, and I use the alias Lu Sheng to hide my identity and get close to Emperor Ping." Lu Tiezui explained quickly.
"Oh——" Sun Daotong nodded: "I did hear the prince mention it, but you are not..."
Lu Tiezui said: "In order to conceal my identity, I was adopted by a family in Daicheng, and I grew up among the people and never left the city."
Sun Daotong curled his lips: "The whole family is full of shady people."
Only this person dared to say this, and Lu Tiezui could only smile with a smile on his face. He knew very well that even if he scolded the prince like this, Ji Zongyi would have to laugh and accept it. In addition to this living immortal who is respected by the people of the world, he is also the lifesaver of the prince and his elder sister. If it weren't for this old man, my elder sister and her husband would not be here today. And now it seems that this precious nephew is not dead, I am afraid it is also the credit of this old man, and it would be impossible for others to do it.
For such a master, no matter how respectful it is, it is not excessive.
Sun Daotong looked up at the straw in his hand: "You can calculate my identity with such a thing, it's interesting..."
Lu Tiezui didn't dare to talk nonsense this time, and smiled awkwardly: "Actually... I have been calculating from many clues, but I didn't think so much just now. Who let you be in... the kitchen."
Sun Daotong looked at him, and suddenly reached out and patted his shoulder, which frightened the latter.
Sun Daotong bared his yellow teeth: "Boy, if you don't do anything wrong, you don't have to be afraid..."
Lu Tiezui glanced at his shoulder and trembled in his heart. How could he not be afraid? God knows if this old monster has done anything to him.
"Okay, you two get out, the old man needs to rest." Sun Daotong waved his hand and yawned.
After coming out of the old man's place, Lu Tiezui's calves were still cramping, and he said with a sad face: "Nephew, please check if there is anything wrong with your body..."
Jiang Fan rolled his eyes at him: "Come on, if the old man wants to give you something, does he need to touch you?"
Lu Tiezui thought about it, yes, so he was somewhat relieved, he sighed and looked towards the kitchen: "This old immortal, has he been with you all the time?"
Jiang Fan looked at him: "Uncle, you can't keep your mouth shut."
"Don't worry, uncle definitely knows what to say and what not to say."
Jiang Fan smiled: "Go and have a rest, don't make a fuss in the future, there are many strange things in mortal life."
Lu Tiezui then remembered what he had seen: "Those few..."
Jiang Fan nodded: "They are all mountain and sea monsters, there are many of these things, no need to make a fuss."
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