Fish swimming around the world

"Stop!" Lu Tiezui held down Gu Qingshan's hand: "Taihua is walking like a dignified man. You can't cheat when playing cards. You just made a pair of nines. How did you get three nines and a pair of threes?"

Gu Qingshan's eyes widened: "Nonsense? I'm cheating. You must have remembered it wrong. Look, there are only four nines here."

Lu Tiezui sneered: "In that round, the prince played a pair of sevens, I played a pair of eights, and you played a pair of nines on your backhand, and you proudly claimed the enemy card, don't you remember?"

Gu Qingshan wanted to cheat, but Mr. Jiang, who had already plastered the note on his face, immediately stopped, "You are such a poor Gu, no wonder I am so unlucky today, so I am cooperating with you to cheat?"

After being exposed, Gu Qingshan showed no shame. Instead, he frowned and said, "People say that the game of cards is like the situation of war. Everyone relies on their own methods. You, a thief, have never told you the tricks of a soldier?"

"Holy crap!" Jiang Fan threw down the card in his hand: "This is still fun to play!"

Lu Tiezui was stunned and hurriedly held down the pile of cards: "Wait a minute, Your Majesty, you are not being kind. I am obviously going to win this round. I kicked twice and kicked back twice. One hundred and sixty taels of silver. I can get my money back." , you can’t do this!”

Jiang Fan snorted and waved his hand: "He is cheating, there is no way to play."

Lu Tie was trembling with anger: "You two are working together, has it been agreed upon?"

Gu Qingshan coughed: "No, no, I won't join this thief. In fact, I want to win and kill him, but he has thrown away all his cards, how can I get them back? Okay, that's it. …”

"Fart!" Lu Tiezui yelled: "You win the most, stop now, you are cheaper than anyone else! No, you are cheating and lose money!"

"You have no evidence." Gu Qingshan is not afraid of boiling water.

Jiang Fan angrily pulled off the note on his face: "His grandma's, even if you lose money, you still have to put a note on it, with a drooling look on your face, no more fun, let's serve wine!"

Lu Tiezui threw down his cards angrily: "One is as shameless as the city wall, and the other is shameless. They even join forces to deceive others, and they work together like gangsters. I am so blind that I am playing cards with you two!"

Jiang Fan waved his hand nonchalantly: "Drink, drink, someone came to visit me today and brought a lot of delicacies, which cannot be bought with dozens of taels of silver."

While he was talking, a table full of delicacies from all over the world was served.

Lu Tiezui was full of dissatisfaction and decided to eat back. Unexpectedly, as soon as he lifted the chopsticks, Gu Qingshan suddenly held down his hand: "Wait a minute. You have a way of telling fortunes. Why don't you do the math? Who sent these today?" "

As soon as he mentioned his old skills, Lu Tiezui suddenly became proud and said, "Write a word."

Gu Qingshan looked at him and thought for a moment: "I've written it all down, but today I just write it off. I don't believe you can still figure it out."

After that, he drank some wine and put it on the table.

"Test me?" Lu Tiezui said with disdain, "Wait and see."

After saying that, he twitched the two small mustaches under his chin, hummed for a moment, patted the table and said: "There are horizontal ones, flat ones, and vertical ones, straight ones. This one is a little off. So, the person delivering the food must be He is the one who went astray. You two have done the math before you, and you have to do it for the third person. Therefore, this person has three in his life..."

Gu Qingshan narrowed his eyes and smiled: "There are so many people like this, I don't believe you can make up nonsense and get involved."

"Hurry up!" Lu Tiezui pinched his fingers and muttered something.

"Three people are born in all things, have the appearance of kings, and can be paid attention to by you two, their status must be extraordinary, and they must be a king at worst, and in the land of Daizhou, they occupy three, become kings, and go astray …”

Jiang Fan looked at each other, both a little confused.

"Of course there is only the King of England."

"What a god!" Jiang Fan was so surprised that he even spoke the old Qin dialect.

Gu Qingshan looked straight at Jiang Fan: "Is he really the King of England?"

Jiang Fan clicked his tongue and exclaimed: "Let me tell you, are you really far-fetched, or do you really have two brushes? Can this be applied?"

Lu Tiezui was very proud and pointed at his banner: "Do you think these four words were written in vain?"

Gu Qingshan couldn't help but raise his thumb: "I'm so calculating, I insist on it."

Jiang Fan also shook his head and laughed: "But I won't give you any money. Just have food. It's all delicacies from the mountains and the sea. It's not a loss to you."

Lu Tiezui pointed at Banzi: "Keep an eye on it. I'll tell you whether it works or not. Whether it works or not is up to you."

"Get out!"

Jiang Fan was not polite to this old uncle at all. There was no way he could be polite. Over the past few days, he had finally come to understand that this man was simply a magician. In the past twenty days, everyone he had come into contact with had been punished by him. He deceived him countless times, and even Xiaocui was deceived out of twenty taels.

Lu Tiezui picked up his chopsticks and ate happily.

Jiang Fan was very interested: "Why do you say he went astray?"

Lu Tiezui muttered: "It's just a single tilt, without any support, it's unstable, and it will naturally go astray."

Jiang Fan's expression moved slightly, but he said nothing.

Gu Qingshan became interested: "Hey, fortune teller, how about you tell his marriage fortune and see how many celebrities there are in this guy's life?"

Jiang Fan glared at him and pointed his mouth outward: "The tent is right next to it. Are you seeking death?"

Gu Qingshan touched his head and smiled, he really didn't dare to beep blindly anymore.

Lu Tiezui looked at him and said, "Your Majesty, you can't count. Why don't I let you count?"

Gu Qingshan waved his hand quickly: "Stop, stop, I am a free and easy-going man in the world, and I don't want to be tied down."

When Jiang Fan heard this, he became interested: "If it doesn't work out, I have to settle it. If I have to settle it, I will pay for it."

Lu Tiezui said: "The debt of one hundred and sixty taels has doubled."

"Deal!" Mr. Jiang clapped his hands and wrote "卺" on the table regardless of Gu Qingshan's anxiousness.

"Come on, let's count all the horizontal and vertical strokes, just count this!"

Lu Tiezui put down his chopsticks and wiped his lips: "It's not over yet, okay, let's show you."

He pinched his fingers and started to pretend again. After a moment, his expression changed and he took a breath: "... This... This time it doesn't count..."

Jiang Fan refused: "How can that be, it must count, otherwise I will tear your sign!"

Lu Tiezui's face was a little strange, and he pondered for a long time: "Or, you tear it..."

Both of them were stunned. In the past, if anyone dared to smash his sign, he would get angry with you. What happened this time?

Gu Qingshan also became a little curious: "No, since we have already started, let's not give up halfway, tell me."

Lu Tiezui looked at him thoughtfully: "Mr. Gu... it really shouldn't be counted..."

Gu Qingshan waved his hand nonchalantly: "It's okay, I don't believe it anyway, just say it."

Seeing that Lu Tiezui was still hesitating, Jiang Fan was unhappy: "Count it, you must count it, otherwise you are a liar."

Lu Tiezui smiled bitterly and looked at Gu Qingshan: "Do you really want to count it?"

Gu Qingshan saw that his face was strange, his eyes also moved slightly, and he became a little serious: "Count it."

"Okay then." Lu Tiezui said helplessly: "It's just that this time... it may not be accurate, just listen to it."

Gu Qingshan waved his hand: "Just say it, I won't believe it even if you say it."