First Secret Agent in History

After watching Yun Zhonghe's performance, Jing Wubian was astonished.

This overlord step is indeed soaring with sword energy. After people saw it, they wanted to beat him to death.

Yun Zhonghe said: Want to learn? I'll teach you! (from Kung Fu)

The trick is very simple. You have to act as if you weighed half a catty, so heavy that you have to walk with your legs wide open, otherwise you will catch eggs. In addition, because of your heroic majesty, you will have an irrepressible sense of pride from the bottom of your heart. , your Overlord Step is considered successful.

Jing Boundless said: Like this?

According to Yun Zhonghe's instructions, Jing Wubian took the overlord's step again, and Yun Zhonghe dubbed and sang.

After walking, Jing Wubian really felt that his pace was much stronger.

Yun Zhonghe said: Yes, yes, yes, you have mastered Shen Yun.

Jing Wubian laughed loudly and said, Hahaha, listening to what you say is better than reading for ten years.

Yun Zhonghe said: Your words are not stupid, you should say, listening to Jun's coquettish words is better than pretending to be coercive for ten years.

But at this time, Jing Wubian couldn't bear it anymore, so he walked towards the back hut.

Yun Zhonghe said: Are you going to the latrine? Shall we go together?

Jing Wubian said in a cold voice: You are really slapping your nose. I just had a good look at you, and you don't know how arrogant you are? What is my identity, the son of a prince. What is your identity, the son of a beggar, a person like a bug, Are you also worthy of going to the latrine with me?

But... Jing Boundless said: For the sake of making me laugh all night long tonight, let's go together.

That's great. Yun Zhonghe said: I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, the moment the tiger pounced on me just now, I have already completed a small half, and we will go and finish the remaining half.

Then, the two walked towards the hut one after the other.

Everyone around was dumbfounded.

I... my day!

where is this place?

What just happened?

Didn't the young master catch the beggar and feed him to the tiger with his body broken into thousands of pieces?

Why are you going to the bathroom together now?

How do you mortals know that in this world, only the mentally ill can understand the world of the mentally ill.

As for worrying about the safety of Jing Boundless?

Just relying on Yun Zhonghe's inability to restrain a chicken?

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The hut of the City Lord's Mansion is also resplendent and resplendent, and it is more able to release oneself here.

Jing Wubian suddenly said: I don't know why, but when I first saw you, I felt a little familiar.

Can you not be familiar with it? Psychosis meets psychosis.

Yun Zhonghe said: Why am I not like this. But your sentence feels a little familiar, and it is not compelling enough.

Jing Boundless said: Then what should I say?

Yun Zhonghe said: Use the elegant version, I have met this younger brother. (adapted from Dream of Red Mansions)

Jing Boundless said: This is not good, it's too ambiguous.

Yun Zhonghe said: There is also a coquettish version.

Tell me.

Yun Zhonghe said: A song that breaks the heart, where can I find a soulmate at the end of the world. (Third time)

Jing Wubian glanced at him and said, Speaking so nicely, you are a cultural person? What level of education?

Yun Zhonghe said: Children's enlightenment school, drop out of school in three months.

Translated into earth dialect, it means dropping out of small classes in kindergarten.

Jing Wubian said contemptuously: A young child dropped out of school at the beginning of enlightenment? Too low, ignorant and incompetent.

Then Yun Zhonghe said: What about you? What diploma?

Jing Wubian said expressionlessly: You won.

Damn, co-author, you haven't even attended the Enlightenment for Children.

Immediately afterwards, Yun Zhonghe suddenly glanced at Jing Wubian.

Jing Wubian turned sideways and said calmly, I'm not interested in men.

What Yun Zhonghe was looking at was his wrist, there were several deep wounds on it, the latest one hadn't even healed yet.

He committed suicide more than once, why? It's not just urethritis and prostatitis.

Jing Wubian tore off his sleeves, hid the wound and said lightly: Yun Aotian, don't let me despair after giving me hope. If you really cure me, then you are my benefactor. We are so in love with each other. , I really really don't want to kill you.

However, Yun Zhonghe sighed inwardly.

Because Jing Boundless discharged dark brown hematuria, and looking at his swollen eyelids, even his hands were a little swollen.

A worse situation happened. He has already been infected with acute nephritis. I hope there will be no more complications.

Otherwise people will die.

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After returning to the lobby!

A handsome little Taoist suddenly said: Beggar, there is no deadline on this military order. How long will it take for you to cure the young master's illness?

This is the disciple of the Blue Immortal, they have not spoken before.

Seeing that Jing Wubian and Yun Zhonghe had hit it off now, he stood up.

Of course, Lan Shenxian is a big shot, and it is impossible for him to get off in person, so his disciples will come forward.

Hearing what the disciple said, Lan Shenxian and Leng Bi looked at each other.

Just now Jing Boundless wanted to kill Yun Zhonghe, but they didn't care.

It can't be ignored now, it is enough to have one lunatic in the city lord's mansion, and no more lunatic can come in.

There is no limit to killing them, so it's up to them to find a way to kill them.

In the entire city lord's mansion, no one can get close to Jing Boundless, he, Lan Shenxian, wants to monopolize all the goodwill of Mr. Jing Boundless.

Whoever wants to take away Jing Boundless's intimacy will die!

Lan Shenxian's disciple said: Beggar, tell me a time limit. If the time limit expires, if you can't cure the young master, you will be executed.

Half a month. Leng Bi said: Half a month is enough for you to practice alchemy. During this half month, you can ask us for any materials you need for alchemy.

However, if you can't cure Young Master within half a month, I will kill you with my own hands!

After finishing speaking, Leng Bi left directly.

Damn, the woman really said one thing and did another. She said she was not angry just now, but now the tights are about to tear.

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In this way, Yun Zhonghe settled down in the City Lord's Mansion and began his alchemy career.

And Jing Wubian put on airs and didn't come to him at first, but gradually couldn't bear it anymore, and came to him every day.

How to describe the relationship between Jing Boundless and Yun Zhonghe?

Is it true that once the golden wind and the jade dew meet, they are better than countless people in the world?

No, no!

Not Brokeback Mountain.

Like glue?

Not right either!

Still can only use that sentence to describe: XXXXX, XXXXXXX. (fourth time)

In short, after Yun Zhonghe came, Jing Wubian became much happier, laughed a lot more, and seldom harmed others, nor did he kill people much.

The two became more and more close, and at first Jing Wubian still put on the airs of the son of the city lord's mansion, but he forgot it after playing.

For some reason, Yun Zhonghe's words always made him happy.

It's true that neurotic children have a lot of fun, even if it's a stupid game, two people can play it with gusto.

What is certain is that Jing Boundless has a good IQ, even smart.

However, he did suffer from psychosis, mania, and to some extent depression, schizophrenia.

Because when he is having fun, when he laughs, he may suddenly cry.

When they were chatting with great interest, they would suddenly remain silent, and then sit there in a daze, motionless.

Because he is so neurotic, no one can know what he is thinking and what he wants.

But Yun Zhonghe could tell what he was thinking and what he wanted at a glance.

In this world, only neuropathy can understand neuropathy.

However, after staying in the City Lord's Mansion for several days, Yun Zhonghe found that Jing Wubian's status was not high at all, or even very low.

All the servants were afraid of him, but they all despised him and avoided him like snakes and scorpions.

Although extremely domineering and arrogant, Jing Wubian is a completely abandoned person.

He can't have children, but... not many people care.

Because he is a neurotic lunatic, what if another lunatic emerges?

In addition to his mother, Mrs. Liefeng, she was extremely eager to hold her grandson.

As for City Lord Jing Zhongyue, he never showed up.

He kept saying that he wanted to regain the position of the city lord, so everyone in the city lord's mansion did not dare to get close to him, for fear of causing Jing Zhongyue's misunderstanding.

Therefore, Jing Wubian is surrounded by scumbags and liars.

Just like what he himself said, these people cheated money from him and called him a fool in their hearts.

Because he often caused harm in Cracking Wind City, he has been locked up and cannot leave the city lord's mansion, nor can he leave his west courtyard for half a step.

Jing Zhongyue's order was very clear, you can do whatever you want in the west courtyard, but you are absolutely not allowed to get involved outside.

To a certain extent, this west courtyard can be regarded as a gorgeous prison with boundless wells.

As the relationship between the two got better and better, Jing Wubian spent almost every day in Yunzhonghe's alchemy courtyard.

Because Jing Boundless was really curious to the extreme.

Yun Zhonghe actually used rotten watermelon to make alchemy, it was so weird and crazy.

Even everyone was amazed that other quacks used lead, mercury, and other strange materials for alchemy.

And this beggar Yun Aotian actually used rotten watermelons, tens of thousands of catties of rotten watermelons, it's really weird, it's a big joke.

The rotten watermelons in the City Lord's Mansion are piled up like a mountain, and the stench is so high.

His madman became the laughing stock of everyone.

The entire City Lord's Mansion did not have any hope for Yun Aotian, and he was killed by Leng Bi when the half-month deadline came.

Even Jing Wubian himself gave up hope, he just thought it was fun, and was very curious about what kind of bullshit medicine Yun Zhonghe would refine in the end.

So these days, Yun Zhonghe has been staying in his small courtyard to practice alchemy, and the City Lord's Mansion has not shirked the materials he requested and provided them all.

But no one is willing to help, because in their eyes, Yun Zhonghe is a person who must die.

Jing Wubian came every day, but his clumsy hands were not helping.

But he felt so at home here, so happy, and no one took him for a lunatic.

This small yard has become a paradise for two lunatics. There are smart people outside, and smart people will not be with lunatics.

The two mentally ill children are getting happier and their relationship is getting better and better.

Lan Shenxian's eyes became more and more cold, but he didn't attack.

Because when the half-month deadline expires, if Yun Zhonghe can't cure Jing Wubian, he can be justified and killed.

As for whether this Yun Aotian can heal Jing Wubian?

Isn't this a joke?

Rotten watermelon alchemy?

The imperial doctors of several empires can't cure Jing Wubian, but can Yun Aotian's rotten watermelon pill be cured?

It's impossible even if the sun rises in the west.

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The busy and happy days pass day by day.

Jing Wubian and Yun Zhonghe turned out to be like brothers. At this moment, this psychopath no longer had the pretensions of the son of the city lord's mansion.

but……

Suddenly one day, Jing Wubian never came again.

Because, his illness suddenly became serious.

Severe urethritis, prostatitis, acute nephritis.

Not only frequent urination and painful urination, but also frequent urination with blood, and suppuration, and the lymph nodes were very swollen.

It's really painful.

His infertility is also because of this. Severe prostatitis directly caused a lot of necrosis of his seeds. How could he have children?

Ah... ah... ah...

In the middle of the night, Jing Wubian's frantic screams were heard.

Because he was bleeding and purulent again.

Then, he'd pick up his sword and slash furiously at everything he saw.

At this time, the people in the mansion will regard him as a ghost and run away desperately.

Although this well is boundless as the original young master of Cracking Wind City, it is completely like a plague in the eyes of everyone.

Soon he couldn't chop people anymore, because the complications of acute nephritis appeared and spread to the brain and respiratory system.

These complications are fatal.

He could only lie on the bed, motionless.

Acute nephritis and its complications, no one in this world knows what it is.

His body is deteriorating every day.

This well's immune system is also too weak, it's completely vulnerable, it shouldn't be so bad.

In the past few days, more and more doctors have entered the City Lord's Mansion, but everyone is helpless.

The atmosphere became more and more oppressive and weird.

Leng Bi's expression became more and more cold, even violent.

Jing Boundless... is dying.

His mother, Mrs. Liefeng, had already fainted from crying.

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